The Warlock in Spite of Himself - Warlock 01 (22 page)

The bow hummed, and the quarrel leaped upward; but the bird sailed up faster. The bolt passed through the place where the bird had been, rose another fifty feet, hit the top of its arc, and began to fall. The bird, fifty feet higher, watched it sink.

Big Tom raised an eyebrow, his mouth quirked up on one side. 'You'll never strike it, master. The fowl knows the meaning of a crossbow.'

'You'd almost think it does.' Rod slung the bow over his shoulder.

'What kind of country is this, with elves under every tree and hawks in the sky shadowing you?'

''Tis not a hawk, master,' Big Tom reproved. ''Tis an osprey.'

Rod shook his head. 'It started following us the second day out. What would a fish hawk be doing that far inland?'

'Myself, I cannot say. Thou might ask it, though, master.'

'And I wouldn't really be all that surprised if it answered,' Rod mused. 'Well, it isn't doing us any harm, I suppose, and we've got bigger problems at the moment. We came here to get into that castle. Do you sing, Big Tom?'

Tom did a double take. 'Sing, master?'

'Yeah, sing. Or play the bagpipes, or something.'

Tom tugged at his lip, frowning. 'I can make some manner of noise on a shepherd's flute, and the half dead might put the word music to it. But what folly is this, master?'

'Fool's folly.' Rod unstrapped a saddlebag and took out a small harp.

'As of now, we're minstrels. Let's hope the cliff-dwellers are a little short on music at the moment.' He pulled an alto recorder out of the saddlebag and gave it to Tom. 'I hope that's enough like your shepherd's flute to do some good.'

'Aye, master, very like it. But-'

'Oh, don't worry, they'll let us in. Folks this far away from the capital tend to be-out of touch; they're hungry for news and new songs, and minstrels carry both. Do you know "Eddystone Light"?'

'Nay master.'

'Too bad; that's one that always goes over well in a seaport town. Well, no matter, I can teach it to you as we go.'

They set off down the road, singing in accidentals unknown to any human mode or scale. The fish hawk screamed and sheered off.

'Bring ye news from the North?' the sentry had asked eagerly; and Rod, recollecting that minstrels were the closest medieval equivalent to journalists, had replied in the affirmative.

Now he and Tom stood before a gathering of twenty-eight noblemen, their wives and attendants, ranging in age from pretty teenage serving maids to the ninety-year-old Earl of Vallenderie, all with the same eager, hungry glint in their eyes, and Rod without a scrap of news to tell them.

Well, no matter; he'd make it up as he went along. He wouldn't be the first journalist who'd done it.

The crusty old Duke of Loguire sat in a great oaken chair in the midst of the company; he didn't seem to recognize Rod. But Durer did; he stood hunched over Loguire's left shoulder, eyes twisting hate at Rod. But it would have done him no good to expose Rod, and he knew it; Loguire still loved his niece, though he was at odds with her. He would have honored Rod for saving Catharine's life.

It was Loguire who voiced the question for all his people; and Rod, reflecting that the Duke had very personal reasons for wanting news of the House of Clovis, had replied that as yet, all was quiet in the North. 'Oh, one heard talk and saw signs of the House; but that was talk, and talk only - so far.

Then he and Tom swung into a foot-stamping rendition of 'Eddystone Light'. The gathering stood in astounded silence a moment; then grins broke out, and hands started clapping the rhythm. Encouraged, Big Tom picked up both the tempo and the volume; Rod struggled to match him while he scanned the faces of the audience. The old Duke was trying to look sternly disapproving, and not succeeding too well. A tall young man of about Rod's age stood behind the old man's right shoulder, a grin coming to his lips and a gleam to his eye as he listened to the song, displacing a grimace of discontent, self-pity, and bitterness. The elder son, Rod guessed, with a host of weaknesses Durer could prey upon.

It was easy to pick out Loguire's vassal lords; all were richly dressed, and accompanied by an even more richly dressed wire scarecrow of a man: the councillors, Durer's boys.

Rod felt strangely certain that anything Durer proposed would have the unanimous approval of all the Southern lords, with only Loguire dissenting.

And Loguire, of course, had one more vote than all the vassal lords put together. Rod remembered Loguire's unsolicited promise to Catharine:

'No harm shall come to the Queen while I live. ...'

'While I live....'

The performance was literally a howling success; Rod had managed to keep it on a ribald rather than a political level, walking the thin line between the risqué and the pornographic. The audience had loved it; Rod decided that the tin ear must be a genetic dominant in Gramarye. He'd noticed, too, that the eyes of all the serving girls had been riveted to himself and Big Tom; he was still trying to understand why. It didn't seem to have done Big Tom's ego any harm, though. But now and again, one of the councillors had asked a question that could not be put off; and when Rod had answered with rumors that the House of Clovis would rise against the Crown, a frantic, acid joy had burned in their eyes.

That, at least, he understood. The important thing about a revolution is that it begin; you can always take control of it later. That he understood; but now, with the singing done, as he was going to the loft which had been temporarily assigned to Tom and himself, he was still pondering the look on the faces of the serving maids. When they had looked at Tom, he'd been quite sure what it was; he expected to find the loft fully occupied by the time he arrived, since Big Tom had gone on ahead.

But that look couldn't mean the same thing when applied to himself - unless the occupation of minstrel carried a great deal more prestige than he'd thought.

So, all in all, he was even more confused but not too surprised when one of the servant girls intercepted him with a cup of wine.

'Salve for a parched throat, Master Minstrel,' she murmured, her eyes shining as she held the cup out to him.

He looked at her out of the corner of his eye and reluctantly accepted the cup; no call for bad manners, was there?

'And,' she murmured as she drank, 'warmth for your bed, if you will.'

Rod choked and spluttered, lowered the cup, glaring at her; then he looked her up and down quickly. She was full-bodied and high-breasted, with a wide, full-lipped mouth - very like Gwendylon, in some ways. Suddenly suspicious, Rod looked more sharply; but no, this girl's eyes were tilted upward at the outer corners, and her nose was long and straight, not snub. Besides, her hair and eyes were black. He smiled wryly and drank off the rest of the cup and returned it to her. 'Thank you, lass, right deeply.'

It was indicative, he thought, that she had come to him instead of Big Tom. Tom was certainly the more appealing chunk of man; but Rod was obviously the one who had the status. A bitch like any of them, he thought: she doesn't give a damn for who the man is, just as long as what he is is a station higher than hers.

'I thank you,' he said again, 'but I have been long on the road, and am like to swoon from my weariness.' A very pretty speech, he thought; and go ahead, let her think less of my manhood for it. At least she'll leave me alone.

The serving maid lowered her eyes, biting her lip. 'As you will, good master.' And she turned away, leaving Rod staring after her. Well, that hadn't taken much refusing. Come to think of it, he was a little indignant .. . but had there been just a hint of triumph in her eyes, a shard of rejoicing?

Rod went on his way, wondering if perhaps he hadn't inadvertently stepped into the pages of a Machiavellian textbook. The door to the loft was closed, as Rod had guessed; a muffled feminine squeal, followed by Tom's bass laugh, further confirmed his guess. So he shrugged philosophically, settled his harp over his shoulder, and turned back down the long, winding staircase. He could put the time to good use, anyway. The castle had so obviously been built by a paranoid that he was certain there had to be secret passages. He sauntered down the main corridor, whistling. The granite walls were painted ocher, ornamented with standing suits of armor and here and there a tapestry. Some of the tapestries were huge, reaching from floor to ceiling; Rod noted their locations carefully in his mind. They could very easily conceal the mouths of passageways.

Twelve sub-corridors intersected the main hall at right angles. As he came near the seventh, he noticed that his footsteps seemed to have acquired an echo - a very curious echo, that took two steps for each one of his. He stopped to look at a tapestry; the echo took two more steps and stopped. Looking out of the corner of his eye, Rod caught a glimpse of one of the wizened, richly dressed scarecrows; he thought he recognized Durer, but it was hard to tell by peripheral vision. He turned away and swaggered on down the hall, humming 'Me and My Shadow'. The echo started again.

Now, Rod was mildly gregarious; he didn't really mind company. But it was a safe bet that he wasn't going to learn very much with Durer on his tail with a saltshaker. Ergo, he had to figure some way to lose his emaciated companion. This would not be easy, since Durer almost surely knew the castle very thoroughly, while Rod knew it not at all. But the ninth cross-corridor seemed as though it would do nicely for the purpose - it was unlit. Strange, Rod mused; the other halls had all had a torch every several paces. But this was as dark as Carlsbad before the tourists came; it also had a thick carpet of dust, with not a single footprint in evidence. Cobwebs hung thick from the ceiling; trickles of moisture ran down the walls, watering patches of moss. But the darkness was the main feature. He would leave a nice trail in the dust, but the darkness offered a chance of ducking into a room or side-hall; also. Durer couldn't very well pretend he just happened to be going the same way.

Rod turned into the corridor, sneezing in the cloud of dust he kicked up, and heard a sudden scurrying behind him. A claw grabbed his shoulder; he turned to face the little man, ready to swing. Yes, it was Durer, glaring at Rod with his usual look of hate and suspicion. 'What seek you in there?' he croaked.

Rod brushed the bony hand off his shoulder and leaned back against the wall. 'Nothing in particular; just looking around. I don't have much of anything to do at the moment unless you'd like a song?'

'Damn your caterwauling!' Durer snapped. 'And you may leave off your pretense of minstrelsy; I know you for what you are.

'Oh?' Rod raised an eyebrow. 'How'd you know I'm not really a minstrel?'

'I heard you sing. Now off to your chamber, if you've no business elsewhere!'

Rod scratched his nose. 'Ah - about that chamber,' he said delicately.

'My companion seems to have found, uh, a better use for it than sleeping. So I'm, ah, sort of locked out, if you follow me.'

'Corruption!' the councillor hissed.

'No, I suspect Big Tom goes about it in a very healthy manner. And since I have no place to stay at the moment, I thought none would mind my wandering about.'

Durer glared at him, a look like a laser beam. Then, very reluctantly, he backed off a pace or two.

'True,' he said. 'There are no secrets here for you to pry out.' Rod managed to limit his laughter to a mild convulsion in the depths of his belly.

'But did you not know,' the scarecrow continued, 'that this is the haunted quarter?'

Rod's eyebrows shot up. 'You don't say.' He tugged at his lower lip, eyeing Durer judiciously. 'You seem to know the castle pretty well.'

Durer's eyes snapped like a high-voltage arc. 'Any in this castle could tell you that. But I am Durer, councillor to the Duke of Loguire! It is my place to know the castle well - as it is not yours!'

But Rod had turned away, looking, down the dark hallway. 'You know,' he mused, 'I've never seen a ghost before.'

'None have, and lived to tell of it! To enter there is the act of a fool!'

Rod turned, smiling cheerfully. 'Well, I'm qualified. Besides, a meeting with a ghost would make a good ballad.'

The little man stared; then a contemptuous smile twisted into his face. He began to chuckle, sounding strangely like ball bearings rolling over corrugated iron. 'Go then, fool! I should have seen 'twould be no matter whether you went there or not.'

Rod grinned, shrugged, and stepped into the black corridor.

'A moment!' Durer called.

Rod sighed and turned. 'What do you want now?'

'Before you go to your death,' said Durer, his eyes feverishly bright,

'tell me: what are you?'

A chill ran down Rod's back. The little man had seen through his cover. He leaned against the wall, radiating boredom. 'A minstrel, of course. What else would I be?'

'Nay, fool! Do you think me so blind? You are a spy!' Rod's hand crept to his dagger-hilt. It was balanced for throwing.

'A spy from the House of Clovis!' Durer howled. Rod's hand relaxed; he let out a breath that he hadn't known he'd been holding. 'Guess again, little man.'

Darer scowled. 'Not from the House? But then. . . Nay, you are their spy! Even now you will not admit to it!'

A synapse spat in Rod's brain.

He leaned back against the wall, folding his arms, grinning. 'Why, what interest have you in the House of Clovis, good councillor? And why would Clovis wish to know of your doings here?'

'Nay!' Darer hissed, his eyes widening. 'Fool, do you think I would answer such. . . Me! Curse my old mind, not to have thought it! You are a spy from the Queen!'

Rod stepped away from the wall, loosening the dagger in its sheath. He didn't particularly care if Durer knew Catharine had sent him; but he did want an answer. 'I asked you a question,' he said mildly. Terror welled up in the little man's eyes. He leaped back against the far wall. 'Hold! At my call a score of soldiers come!'

Rod gave him a look that was somewhere between a sneer and a smile.

'That won't do you much good if you're dead by the time they get here.'

He gestured toward the dark corridor. 'Also, I'd probably be gone by the time they arrive.