The White Album (21 page)

The place makes everyone a gambler
.
Its spirit is speedy, obsessive, immaterial
.
The action itself is the art form, and is described in aesthetic terms: “A very imaginative deal,” they say, or, “He writes the most creative deals in the business
.
”
There is in Hollywood, as in all cultures in which gambling is the central activity, a lowered sexual energy, an inability to devote more than token attention to the preoccupations of the society outside
.
The action is everything, more consuming than sex, more immediate than politics; more important always than the acquisition of money, which is never, for the gambler, the true point of the exercise
.

I talk on the telephone to an agent, who tells me that he has on his desk a check made out to a client for $1,275,000, the client’s share of first profits on a picture now in release
.
Last week, in someone’s office, I was shown another such check, this one made out for $4,850,000
.
Every year there are a few such checks around town
.
An agent will speak of such a check as being “on my desk,” or “on Guy McElwaine’s desk,” as if the exact physical location lent the piece of paper its credibility
.
One year they might be the
Midnight Cowboy
and
Butch Cassidy
checks, another year the
Love Story
and
Godfather
checks
.

In a curious way these checks are not “real,” not real money in the sense that a check for a thousand dollars can be real money; no one “needs” $4,850,000, nor is it really disposable income
.
It is instead the unexpected payoff on dice rolled a year or two before, and its reality is altered not only by the time lapse but by the fact that no one ever counted on the payoff
.
A four-million-dollar windfall has the aspect only of Monopoly money, but the actual pieces of paper which bear such figures have, in the community, a totemic significance
.
They are totems of the action
.
When I hear of these totems I think reflexively of Sergius O’Shaugnessy, who sometimes believed what he said and tried to take the cure in the very real sun of Desert D’Or with its cactus, its mountain, and the bright green foliage of its love and its money
.

Since any survivor is believed capable in the community of conferring on others a ritual and lucky kinship, the birthday dinner for Adolph “Papa” Zukor turns out also to have a totemic significance
.
It is described by Robert Evans, head of production at Paramount, as “one of the memorable evenings in our Industry
...
There’s never been anyone who’s reached one hundred before
.
”
Hit songs from old Paramount pictures are played throughout dinner
.
Jack Valenti speaks of the guest of honor as “the motion picture world’s living proof that there is a connection between us and our past
.
”

Zukor himself, who is described in
Who’s Who
as a “motion picture rnfr
.
”
and in
Daily Variety
as a “firm believer in the philosophy that today is the first day of the rest of your life,” appears after dinner to express his belief in the future of motion pictures and his pleasure at Paramount’s recent grosses
.
Many of those present have had occasion over the years to regard Adolph “Papa” Zukor with some rancor, but on this night there is among them a resigned warmth, a recognition that they will attend one another’s funerals
.
This ceremonial healing of old and recent scars is a way of life among the survivors, as is the scarring itself
.
“Having some fun” is what the scarring is called
.
“Let’s go see Nick, I think we’ll have some fun,” David O
.
Selznick remembered his father saying to him when the elder Selznick was on his way to tell Nick Schenk that he was going to take 50 percent of the gross of
Ben-Hur
away from him
.

The winter progresses
.
My husband and I fly to Tucson with our daughter for a few days of meetings on a script with a producer on location
.
We go out to dinner in Tucson: the sitter tells me that she has obtained, for her crippled son, an autographed picture of Paul Newman
.
I ask how old her son is
.
“Thirty-four,” she says
.

We came for two days, we stay for four
.
We rarely leave the Hilton Inn
.
For everyone on the picture this life on location will continue for twelve weeks
.
The producer and the director collect Navajo belts and speak every day to Los Angeles, New York, London
.
They are setting up other deals, other action
.
By the time this picture is released and revie
wed they will be on location in
other cities
.
A picture in release is gone
.
A picture in release tends to fade from the minds of the people who made it
.
As the four-million-dollar check is only the totem of the action, the picture itself is in many ways only the action’s by-product
.
“We can have some fun with this one,” the producer says as we leave Tucson
.
“Having some fun” is also what the action itself is called
.

I pass along these notes by way of suggesting that much of what is written about pictures and about picture people approaches reality only occasionally and accidentally
.
At one time the assurance with which many writers about film palmed off their misconceptions puzzled me a good deal
.
I used to wonder how Pauline Kael, say, could slip in and out of such airy subordinate clauses as “now that the studios are collapsing,” or how she could so misread the labyrinthine propriety of Industry evenings as to characterize “Hollywood wives” as women “whose jaws get a hard set from the nights when they sit soberly at parties waiting to take their sloshed geniuses home
.
”
(This fancy, oddly enough, cropped up in a review of
Alex in Wonderland, a
Paul Mazursky picture which, whatever its faults, portrayed with meticulous accuracy that level of “young” Hollywood on which the average daily narcotic intake is one glass of a three-dollar Mondavi white and two marijuana cigarettes shared by six people
.
) These “sloshed” husbands and “collapsing” studios derive less from Hollywood life than from some weird West Side
Playhouse
90 about Hollywood life, presumably the same one Stanley
Kauffmann
runs on his mind’s screen when he speaks of a director like John Huston as “corrupted by success
.
”

What is there to be said about this particular cast of mind? Some people who write about film seem so temperamentally at odds with what both Fellini and
Truffaut have called the “circus” aspect of making film that there is flatly no question of their ever apprehending the social or emotional reality of the process
.
In this connection I think particularly of
Kauffmann
, whose idea of a nasty disclosure about the circus is to reveal that the aerialist is up there to get our attention
.
I recall him advising his readers that Otto Preminger (the same Otto Preminger who cast Joseph Welch in
Anatomy of a Murder
and
engaged Louis Nizer to write a
script about the Rosenbergs) was a “commercial showman,” and also letting them know that he was wise to the “phoniness” in the chase sequence in
Bullitt:
“Such a chase through the normal streets of San Francisco would have ended in deaths much sooner than it does
.
”

A curious thing about
Kauffmann
is that in both his dogged rightmindedness and his flatulent diction he is indistinguishable from many members of the Industry itself
.
He is a man who finds R
.
D
.
Laing “blazingly humane
.
”
Lewis Mumford is “civilized and civilizing” and someone to whom we owe a “long debt,” Arthur Miller a “tragic agonist” hampered in his artistry only by “the shackles of our time
.
”
It is the vocabulary of the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award
.
Kauffmann
divined in
Bullitt
not only its “phoniness” but a “possible propagandistic motive”: “to show (particularly to the young) that law and order are not necessarily Dullsville
.
”
The “motive” in
Bullitt
was to show that several million people would pay three dollars apiece to watch Steve McQueen drive fast, but
Kauffmann
, like my acquaintance who reports from the Polo Lounge, seems to prefer his version
.
“People in the East pretend to be interested in how pictures are made,” Scott Fitzgerald observed in his notes on Hollywood
.
“But if you actually tell them anything, you find
...
they never see the ventriloquist for the doll
.
Even the intellectuals, who ought to know better, like to hear about the pretensions, extravagances and vulgarities—tell them pictures have a private grammar, like politics or automobile production or society, and watch the blank look come into their faces
.
”

Of course there is good reason for this blank look, for this almost queasy uneasiness with pictures
.
To recognize that the picture is but the by-product of the action is to make rather more arduous the task of
maintaining one
s self-image as (
Kauffmann’s
own job definition) “a critic of new works
.
”
Making judgments on films is in many ways so peculiarly vaporous an occupation that the only question is why, beyond the obvious opportunities for a few lecture fees and a little careerism at a dispiritingly self-limiting level, anyone does it in the first place
.
A finished picture defies all attempts to analyze what makes it work or not work: the responsibility for its every frame is clouded not only in the accidents and compromises of production but in the clauses of its financing
.
The Getaway
was Sam Peckinpah
’s picture, but Steve
McQueen had the “cut,” or final right to edit
.
Up the Sandbox
was Irvin Kershner’s picture, but Barbra Streisand had the cut
.
In a series of interviews with directors, Charles Thomas Samuels asked Carol Reed why he had used the same cutter on so many pictures
.
“I had no control,” Reed said
.
Samuels asked
Vittorio De Sica if he did not find a certain effect in one of his Sophia Loren films a bit artificial
.
“It was shot by the second unit,” De Sica said
.
“I didn’t direct it
.
”
In other words, Carlo Ponti wanted it
.

Nor does calling film a “collaborative medium” exac
tly
describe the situation
.
To read David O
.
Selznick’s instructions to his directors, writers, actors and department heads in
Memo from David
O
.
Selznick
is to come very close to the spirit of actually making a picture, a spirit not of collaboration but of armed conflict in which one antagonist has a contract assuring him nuclear capability
.
Some reviewers make a point of trying to understand whose picture it is by “looking at the script”: to understand whose picture it is one needs to look not particularly at the script but at the deal memo
.

About the best a writer on film can hope to do, then, is to bring an engaging or interesting intelligence to bear upon the subject, a kind of
petit-point-on-Kleenex
effect which rarely stands much scrutiny
.
”
Motives”are inferred where none existed; allegations spun out of thin speculation
.
Perhaps the difficulty of knowing who made which choices in a picture makes this airiness so expedient that it eventually infects any writer who makes a career of reviewing; perhaps the initial error is in making a career of it
.
Reviewing motion pictures, like reviewing new cars, may or may not be a useful consumer service (since people respond to a lighted screen in a dark room in the same secret and powerfully irrational way they respond to most sensory stimuli, I tend to think much of it beside the point, but never mind that); the review of pictures has been, as well, a traditional diversion for writers whose actual work is somewhere else
.
Some 400 mornings spent at press screenings in the late Thirties were, for Graham Greene, an “escape,” a way of life “adopted quite voluntarily from a sense of fun
.
”
Perhaps it is only when one inflates this sense of fun into (Kauffmann again) “a continuing relation with an art” that one passes so headily beyond the reality principle
.