Thraxas - The Complete Series (70 page)

“From Mursius’s collection,” he yells, above the din. “Found it at Axa’s.” Axa is another purveyor of stolen goods who operates around the harbour.

He holds out his hand for payment. His face carries the haunted look that descends on a man when he needs dwa more than anyone has ever needed anything in the world before. It takes me a few seconds to register. I nod dumbly, and fish in my purse for some gurans, and probably end up paying him too much. He departs without a word. I give the bust a quick glance then stuff it in my bag.

“More evidence?” says Kemlath. “Do you want me to study it?”

“Tomorrow,” I reply. “It can wait.”

Kemlath expresses some surprise at my casual manner. I spread my hands.

“It’s okay. You see, Kemlath, criminals in this city aren’t really that smart. They always leave some trail behind them. People think I must be doing something pretty damned clever to keep catching them. That’s why I keep up the pretence of Sorcerous Investigator when really I can hardly do any sorcery. Good for the reputation. I like people to think I’m moving heaven, earth and the three moons to put these crooks behind bars. In reality I just plod along the trail till I catch up with them.”

“What if you run up against someone really smart?”

“Hasn’t happened yet. More beer?”

The revelry continues all through the night. Kemlath shows me a good trick for conjuring rainbows out of my illuminated staff. I send rainbows all over the tavern, up people’s legs and into their drinks, which keeps me entertained. It’s years since anyone taught me any new magic. Sarija drinks herself unconscious and falls asleep on Kemlath’s lap. I smoke so much thazis I can barely join in with the soldiers’ drinking songs initiated by Gurd.

“You’re a fine man,” I tell Kemlath, putting my arm round his shoulder. “One of the best. These other Sorcerers are all stuck-up snobs. I hate them. But you, you’re a soldier. I always did like you.”

Makri is happy. She’s back in favour with the A.G. and she’s making loads of tips. She swings lithely through the crowd, dealing out beers to customers and slaps to anyone whose hands show signs of straying as she passes, though in quite a friendly way for Makri. No bones are broken. When she takes another break she joins us for a while and gets into conversation with Kemlath, who seems quite taken with her. As the big Sorcerer is definitely a more cultured man than your average Twelve Seas drinker, Makri finds him interesting. She tells him about her current projects at the Guild College and mentions the plants she brought back from Ferias for her natural history class.

“Strange things,” she says. “Even my tutor isn’t sure what they are.”

Something nags at me. I try and ignore it. I don’t want things to nag at me when I’m having a good time. I drink another beer. No good, it’s still nagging. Why did Mursius have rare unknown plants in his window boxes? No reason, probably. I drink another beer. Again it’s no good. It won’t go away. Sometimes I hate these Investigator’s intuitions. Won’t leave a man alone to enjoy himself. I drag myself out of my chair and upstairs, along to Makri’s room. This is furnished with extreme simplicity, as Makri has very few possessions. Nothing but a cloak, some books and a lot of weapons. In contrast to me, Makri is very tidy and her few belongings are neatly positioned around the room.

She’s rooted the plants in little pots of earth beside the window. I grab one of them and take it downstairs, fighting my way through the throng to where Chiaraxi the healer and Cospali the herbalist are sitting at a table in the corner. Both women are unusual in that they run shops in Twelve Seas, a rare activity for a woman. Both are, incidentally, supporters of the Association of Gentlewomen, probably because they are not allowed to join the trade Guilds, which is bad for their business.

“Either of you ever see this plant before?”

They study it. Chiaraxi shakes her head but Cospali thinks it might be a variety of the coix plant, which they use in the far west for treating delirium.

“What would its effect be if used on a horse?”

“A sedative, maybe, if it’s the same sort of plant.”

I work my way back to Makri and Kemlath. I clap Makri a little too enthusiastically on the shoulder.

“What you trying to do, break my arm?”

“Sorry.”

I brandish the plant. “You know what this is for?”

“No.”

“Doping horses, that’s what it’s for. That’s why Mursius was so optimistic about his chances in the race. He was planning to dope the other horses.”

Sarija, Mursius’s wife, is slumped beside us. I ask her about the plants, but she’s too drunk to make any sort of sensible reply. I shake her shoulder. Suddenly Kemlath grabs my arm.

“Don’t do that,” he says.

They’ve been drinking together. Obviously the Sorcerer’s manners are better than mine.

He apologises to me for speaking sharply, but points out that Sarija has been having a hard time and is entitled to some stress-free relaxation. I’m sure he’s developed a passion for her.

I trust my intuition. Senator Mursius, war hero of Turai, was about to engage in some very dubious business at the races. I wonder if Sarija knew about it. She’s planning to enter Mursius’s chariot in the race. Is she still planning to cheat? Right now she is incapable of administering sweets to a child, let alone carrying out a large-scale doping operation, but who knows, the Senator might have engaged others to do the work for him. He might have been working with the Society of Friends, for instance.

I’m too full of beer to think it through. Tomorrow I’ll come up with something.

Palax and Kaby work up a furious rhythm loud enough to wake Old King Kiben and the place starts swaying as the drinkers bang their tankards on the tables. I join in heartily and stamp my staff on the floor in time to the music, sending rainbows out in all directions. Tomorrow the rain will end. Everyone is happy.

The last thing I remember is berating the Sorcerers Guild for being too snobbish to let an honest workman like myself be a member, and then criticising the King, the Consul and the Deputy Consul for being too useless to run the city properly. After that it’s all a bit of a blur and I fall asleep in my chair with a flagon of ale in one hand and a thazis stick in the other.

I
wake up in the chair. My back hurts and my neck is stiff. I’m too old to be falling asleep in chairs. Sarija is sleeping on the floor. She’s wrapped up in Kemlath’s rainbow cloak and the Sorcerer slumbers alongside, his arm draped protectively over her. Various other people are slumped all around. Gurd is usually careful to clear the Avenging Axe at night, but as he himself is unconscious at the bar I guess he didn’t have the energy.

I check my bag for the small statue Kerk brought me last night. It’s gone.

Dim light filters through the windows. I can hear the rain battering down outside. That’s strange. The Hot Rainy Season ended last night.

I struggle to the door. Sure enough, the rain is still pouring down out of a grey sky. In all my years in Turai I can’t ever remember this happening before. The seasons might be grim, but they’re regular. The effort of moving has made my head hurt. I’m feeling rough. What I need is a lesada leaf. I trudge upstairs to find one.

Makri is creeping along the upstairs landing looking one step ahead of death. She groans as I appear.

“I should never have come to this city. You’re all decadent. My head hurts. Got any leaves left?”

I nod. She follows me into my room and I remove a small pouch from my desk. Inside are my twenty or so remaining lesada leaves. I took them from a dead Elf a few months ago. He was killed after trying to cross Hanama. Before making the mistake of thinking he could outwit the Assassins he had been a healer and used the lesada leaves for treating all sorts of maladies. I’ve found them highly effective against hangovers. Best thing I ever got from an Elf in fact.

Makri struggles to swallow her leaf then sits silently beside me while we wait for them to take effect.

“Have you noticed there’s a threat painted on your wall?” she says, after a while.

I hadn’t.

Stay away from the Mursius investigation
, it says. The message is written in blood. Or a magical imitation of it. I hope it washes off.

Underneath is a letter G. Glixius Dragon Killer, presumably. I wonder why he doesn’t just attack, instead of leaving these stupid messages. I tell Makri that the bust of the Elf has disappeared during the night.

“It’s my own fault. Never fall asleep from too much beer when you’re carrying vital evidence. First thing I learned as an Investigator.”

“You think Glixius sneaked in during the night and stole it?”

“Maybe. He’s just the sort of evil character who wouldn’t be celebrating like everyone else.”

We lapse back into silence. “Thank God for these leaves,” says Makri some time later, as the colour returns to her face. “But you ought to go easy. They’re running out.”

“I know. I’ll have to mount an expedition to the Southern Islands to get some more.”

The fabulous Southern Islands, home to the Elves, are far, far away, and difficult to reach. You need a well-equipped ship to cross the ocean and the Elves are extremely wary of who they let visit. I went there a long time ago, but very few others in Turai have. The idea of actually going back there just to pick up a hangover cure makes us smile.

“Did you notice it’s still raining?”

“Oh no!” wails Makri and hurries to the door. She stares in fury at the rain and starts complaining as if it’s my fault.

“You promised it would stop. I can’t stand any more rain. What’s wrong with this place?”

I’m stuck for an answer. It’s never happened before.

The celebratory joy evaporates immediately and the entire city plunges back into depression and anxiety. The continuing rainfall is regarded as the gravest of omens. No one has to look far for the cause.

“It’s the Orcs!” thunders Bishop Gzekius.

Bishop Gzekius is standing in for his subordinate, Derlex, who’ll be absent from the pulpit for a while.

“The rains shall wash us away!”

It’s a powerful sermon from the Bishop, much more passionate than you’d normally hear in Saint Volinius’s Church, I imagine, though I’m not really one to judge. I never attend church and have only come today to ask Bishop Gzekius what exactly he thinks he’s doing, organising the theft of the Orcish charioteer’s prayer mat.

It’s an unsatisfactory interview. The Bishop refuses to acknowledge any part in the theft of the prayer mat.

“It is ridiculous to think that Pontifex Derlex could have spirited away the prayer mat from a villa which was heavily guarded.”

“You have influence all over the city, Bishop. Enough to make a few Guards turn a blind eye if necessary.”

Gzekius denies it. He claims to have no knowledge of Orcish religion and when I tell him that Pontifex Derlex has been reading up on it in the Imperial Library he says it is none of his business what his young Pontifexes get up to in their spare time.

I ask Gzekius who slugged Derlex and made off with the mat, but again the Bishop is saying nothing. I can’t tell if he organised the sabotage of the Orcs as part of some wider politicking or simply for reasons of faith. Sometimes members of the True Church have surprised me by acting from the sincerity of their beliefs. Not often though.

Either way, the Bishop doesn’t know where the prayer mat is now. He says that if I pursue the matter he will see that charges are brought against me for burgling Derlex’s house. I tell him that if he wants to start threatening me he’ll have to wait his place in the queue.

“You do seem to be in considerable trouble these days,” agrees the Bishop, maliciously. He hands me a copy of
The Renowned and Truthful Chronicle of All the World’s Events
. It devotes one full side of its single sheet to the shocking continuation of the rain, joining in with the general cry that the arrival of Lord Rezaz and his cursed chariot is to blame.
Only the True Church speaks up for the people
, it says, and compliments the staunchness of our local Bishop. Nice publicity for Gzekius. I flip it over. The other side is devoted entirely to me, unfortunately.

How can it happen
, thunders the
Chronicle
,
that the number one suspect for the murder of the Turanian hero, Senator Mursius, has been employed by the government to protect an official Orcish chariot? Is there no end to the corruption in this city? Surely in any honest civilisation Investigator Thraxas would at this moment be climbing the steps to the gallows to receive due payment for his crimes, rather than receiving payment from the King for protecting these foul enemies of humanity. It is bad enough that the Civil Guard, with all the resources of the state behind it, has not yet secured a conviction. Surely it is intolerable in a civilised society that the chief suspect, Thraxas, a man, it must be said, with the most dubious of characters
…

And so it goes on. It’s a thorough piece. Even I had forgotten about the time I was hauled up in court for stealing a loaf of bread while everyone was engaged in morning prayers. I was very young when it happened and got off with a warning.