Thursday the Rabbi Walked Out (5 page)

“Well, I promised to take Mrs. Segal to some nice seafood restaurant.”

“Splendid, we could pick her up wherever she is, and I’ll take you to the Agathon, the best seafood on the North Shore. How about it?”

“Sounds good.” said Segal, he nodded at the silver display in the wall case. “Do you sell the stuff?”

“The Peter Archer silver? Are you a collector? Do you know silver? No? Well, Peter Archer was a colonial silversmith whose shop was right here in Barnard’s Crossing, he’s practically unknown, except for collectors of course. Paul Revere is the name everybody knows. Now some of us think – I think – that Archer was a better craftsman and that Revere’s reputation is due to his connection with the Revolution. Paul Revere’s ride and all that sort of thing. So some of us” – he smiled self-consciously – “Well, I guess it was my idea, anyway, we thought we ought to do something about it. I approached the people at the Boston Art Museum, and they agreed to a Peter Archer exhibit if I could come up with a decent representation of his work. Those pieces in the bank are on loan from people from all over the area. It’s all in the spirit of the Bicentennial. But, of course, we’re hard-headed Yankees around here, so I was able to get as much as we have, and it’s still coming in, by pointing out to the owners that having pieces exhibited at the Boston Art Museum will increase their value.”

“Sounds like good business, Mr. Gore. Mrs. Segal is at the hotel, maybe I ought to call her and tell her we’re coming over.”

“Sure. Use this phone.” Gore reached for the phone on the receptionist’s desk and slid it over.

“Where did you say you were taking us, Mr. Gore?” asked Segal as he lifted the receiver.

“The Agathon Yacht Club.”

“A yacht club? Sounds kind of grand.”

“This is sailing country; Mr. Segal, and the yachts are small sailboats mostly. It’s the oldest club on the North Shore, though, and over the years it has developed into quite a place. Besides the regular docking facilities, we’ve got tennis courts, the only grass courts around. Costs a fortune to maintain them, but I suppose it’s worth it – and a driving range, and a pistol range. But the nicest thing is the dining room. It’s right on the water. I mean it’s right over the water on pilings. You can actually hear the waves under you. It’s like eating on the deck of a boat.”

“Sounds nice. Mrs. Segal will like it.”

“Why it’s like being on the water!” Mimi exclaimed as she sat down at the table near the window that Lawrence Gore had selected.

Her husband said. “Nice.”

Gore beamed. “Right now, since the tide is in, you are on the water. This room is cantilevered over the water, but only when the tide is high.” He laughed. “It would have to be about a hundred yards long to make it when the tide is out.”

“And there are so many boats!” Mimi observed.

“Not half as many as there are during Race Week.” said Gore. “The harbor is really crowded then. It almost seems as though you could cross it on foot Jumping from deck to deck.”

“Very nice.” said Segal. “All the members own boats? They all interested in sailing?”

“Oh no. Some had them and gave them up, there’s a lot of work involved in owning a boat, and a big expense, too.

Some never owned a boat, but crew occasionally for their friends, and then there are some who aren’t the slightest bit interested.”

“And you?”

“I used to be pretty keen. But nowadays the only facility I use is the pistol range.” He smiled shyly. “I’m the club champion.”

“Pistols, eh? I don’t believe I’ve ever fired one.”

“Oh, it’s really a lot of fun. Would you like to try it – after lunch. I mean?”

“No. I think I’ll pass it up.” said Segal, smiling.

The waiter approached and they ordered, there were not many dining, and they were served quickly – fish chowder, and then broiled mackerel, they ate slowly and Segal obviously enjoyed it. “They do you very good here,” he remarked. “This fish, and the chowder – excellent.”

“Delicious.” murmured Mimi.

“Well, we’ve got a good chef, and the fish was probably caught this morning, that’s the advantage of living on the coast.”

“I like fish.” said Segal. “Only members allowed to eat here?”

“And their guests, of course.” said Gore. “What’s involved in becoming a member?”

“The usual.” said Gore. “A member sponsors you. Your name is posted, and then the membership committee votes on you. You pay your fees and that’s it.”

“Oh, Ben, wouldn’t it be nice to come here for dinner whenever we wanted a seafood meal.” said Mimi.

“Yeah, Suppose you put my name up for membership,” Segal suggested negligently.

“I’d be happy to.” said Gore. “But you know I could always fix you up with a guest card for a few days whenever you come down.”

“Thanks, but we expect to be here more than just a few days every now and then. In fact, we’re thinking of settling here.”

“You mean right here in Barnard’s Crossing? I’m glad to hear that. You’ll like it here. It’s really a wonderful old town.” He hesitated. “Does that mean that you are planning on holding Rohrbough?”

“That’s right. I’m going to operate it personally, that’s confidential.”

Gore smiled slyly. “Does that mean you want me to keep it a secret, or that you want me to leak it discreetly?”

Segal stared, then he laughed shortly, a single explosive. Ha. “You’re all right, young man, as a matter of fact, it doesn’t mean a damn thing. It just came out – automatic. I suppose, we’ve got a controlling interest in the company, and I think it has good possibilities. No reason for keeping it secret.”

“And you’ll be living here? Have you found a place yet?”

“I suppose we’ll build, as a matter of fact. Mimi and I have been doing some looking around. You know a good realtor?”

Because he had been talking about him with Molly Mandell earlier, and also because he thought Segal might appreciate his showing preference for a Jew, he said. “Henry Maltzman whose place is just down the street from the bank is a good man, he knows all the property in the area that’s available.”

“But we’ve already found a piece of land.” said Mrs. Segal.

Segal showed momentary annoyance. “That’s right,” he said, “but I don’t mind paying a commission, a good agent is worth it.”

“You’re absolutely right.” said Gore. “There are a lot of local ordinances, and in an old town like this, there are tricky rights-of-way that you want to know about before you buy, a local agent can save you a lot of grief.”

“Oh, I always make it a point to deal with local people.” The waiter brought their coffee and Segal lit a cigar.

“I’m glad to hear you say that.” said Gore, “because we’re local, too, the bank. I mean. Rohrbough started with us, and we did all their banking until they went public and got too big for us and had to go into Boston. But they continued to maintain their connection by having us do their payroll. I don’t mind admitting that I’d hate to lose it. It’s a great convenience to the people working at Rohrbough, and we like to be of service to our friends and neighbors.”

Segal cocked a quizzical eye at the younger man. “You get something out of it besides the chance to be of service to your friends and neighbors, don’t you?”

Gore laughed self-consciously. “Well, of course, there’s our fee for the bookkeeping, and it means extra people, a lot of extra people, coming into the bank. It gives us a crack at them for Christmas Club and personal loans and auto loans and occasionally a mortgage.”

Segal smiled. “Not to mention the float on maybe a quarter to a half million dollars a week.”

Gore grinned ingenuously. “Not to mention it. But it rarely goes up that high, especially these days, and while some deposit their checks in their own banks, so there’s the delay of having it go through the Boston clearinghouse, and others maybe cash them at the supermarket, where it also has to go through Boston, an awful lot cash their checks directly with us the same day they get them.”

“All right,” said Segal. “I’ll think about it. You won’t forget about that membership, will you?”

“I’ll take care of that right away.”

“Why should you want to be included in the minyan?” asked Rabbi Small petulantly, he peered nearsightedly from one to the other of the three women seated in front of his desk in his study. “You’re exempt from the commandment to recite the morning prayers. Why should you want to assume an unnecessary burden?”

“Like we used to be exempt from the burden of voting?” Molly Mandell shot back, her dark eyes flashing. “Or the burden of holding property?” She had an air of assurance, and it was obvious that she had no intention of being led by Mrs. Froelich, who as president of the Sisterhood was the head of the delegation, she was smartly dressed in a charcoal gray pantsuit. On her lapel she sported her large plastic Women’s Lib pin.

Rabbi Small was taken aback both by the question and by the tone in which it was asked. It was not merely sarcastic; it was also hostile, he shook his head slowly.

“No. Mrs. Mandell. It’s not like that, not like that at all,” he said earnestly. “Look here, you know what a sin is, well, what’s the opposite? What’s the antonym of sin?”

“Virtue?” Mrs. Froelich offered. “A good deed.” suggested Mrs. Allen.

The rabbi nodded. “It’s both of those things in English, but in Hebrew we have a single specific word for it, the word is mitzvah, and it means a commandment. When we perform what has been commanded us, we have done a mitzvah, the important thing to keep in mind is that a commandment carries with it the implication of something that you would not ordinarily do of your own accord, we do it because it is commanded, the reason for some of the commandments are obvious, the commandment to observe the Sabbath as a day of rest is something that we can readily understand, a day of rest once a week – that makes sense. You might do it without a commandment. But you might not be so willing to extend the privilege to your servants, hence, the commandment, the commandment that proscribes the mingling of linen and wool in garments, shatnes, is harder to understand, but devout Jews do it even though they can’t see the reason for it. Because it is commanded.”

He paused to look at each of them in turn and then went on. “The important thing to remember is that while we are responsible for what is commanded, we get no extra points for doing what is not commanded, we are commanded to recite prayers three times a day; and there is no extra virtue in reciting them six times a day. In Christianity there is, the priest may prescribe the recital of a dozen Hail Marys as a penance, they have religious communities of monks and nuns who have vowed to pray all day long. While a pious Christian may spend a good deal of his time in prayer, it is not so in our religion. In study, yes, but not in prayer. Keep that in mind. It’s important. If you recite the blessing on wine or bread, and then don’t drink wine or taste a morsel of bread, it is not a mitzvah, but the reverse, the classic example is that of the person who, while away from home, hears fire engines and prays that it is not his house that is burning. Such a prayer is considered sinful for two reasons: because it implies that you want it to be someone else’s house that is burning; or because you are praying for an impossibility, that something that has already happened will not happen. Do you understand?” He peered at them eagerly through his thick-lensed glasses.

“You mean,” began Mrs. Froelich uncertainly as she tried to frame her thought, “that – I can understand the first reason, but –”

“Let me try to make it a little clearer.” said the rabbi. “I have a relative, my cousin Simcha. Simcha the Apicorus, we call him in the family, an Apicorus is an agnostic, from Epicurus, the Greek philosopher, and a mistaken notion of his doctrine, although Simcha is actually a pious and observant Jew, he has some queer notions about some of the commandments. For example, he does not consider chicken as meat in the context of the dietary laws, he argues that since the reason we do not mix meat and dairy foods is in elaborate adherence to the commandment. “Thou shalt not seethe the flesh of the kid in the milk of the mother.’ it does not apply to chicken, since chickens don’t give milk.”

“Say, that’s cool,” Mrs. Allen exclaimed.

The rabbi smiled. “He also refused to affix a mezuzah to his doorframe on the grounds that the commandment is ‘To write them on the doorposts of your house.’ and he argued that it wasn’t his house, that he was only renting. Now. I grant you that that’s a pilpul, a matter of splitting hairs, and pretty extreme at that, but it gives the general idea that a commandment is an obligation, not necessarily welcome, that one carries out because it is commanded. In the same vein, a famous rabbi said that one should not say of the foods forbidden by our dietary laws – pork, shellfish, and the others – that we will not eat them because they are unpleasant and unpalatable, but rather that they are tasty and even delectable, but we will not eat them because there is a commandment forbidding it. Do you get the idea? Now, women are exempt from the positive commandments that have to be done at a particular time, so they are exempt from attending the minyan for the morning and evening prayers.”

“But why are they exempt from those commandments. Rabbi?” asked Mrs. Froelich.

“Because observing them would interfere with their more important work of managing the home and the family.”

“Naturally,” said Molly Mandell sarcastically, “the idea is to get as much work out of them as possible.”

“No.” The rabbi shook his head. “No. Mrs. Mandell. It’s because with us, the synagogue, or as we call it, the temple, is not the center of our religion, with us, it’s the home. It is there that the Sabbath is celebrated, there that the Feast of Passover, the most important liturgical ceremony in our religion, is held, there that the Succah is built. On the practical side. Mrs. Mandell. I can imagine a case in which a husband, overzealous in reciting the Kaddish for a dead parent, might insist on his wife accompanying him to the minyan to insure that there are the necessary ten, even if it means neglecting to prepare breakfast for the children.”

Mrs. Froelich nodded vigorously. “When his father died. Harvey went to say Kaddish every single day, morning and evening, for a year. Before that he never went to the daily minyan, and he hasn’t gone since. But he certainly was Old Faithful that year, and you know, he wasn’t even close to his father, they never really got along.”