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Authors: Nick Harkaway

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‘I can hear you. Go ahead and ask your question.’

‘What could you learn from a Discharge Cloud victim?’

‘What sort of victim? Like burns?’

He shook his head, realised she couldn’t see him. ‘No. Brain stuff. Language problems.’

‘But not a child from the Broca Cloud?’

‘No. An adult.’

‘Well, maybe a lot. If they were directly affected by the bacteria rather than just the Cloud, a great deal.’

He thought some more. ‘What would you need to do?’

‘Many examinations. MRI, for sure, lots of blood testing, EEG, maybe interviews.’

‘She can’t talk.’

Inoue stopped again. ‘This is not hypothetical. You have such a person.’ Her interest was sharp.

‘She’s gone now.’ He hoped she would not follow that thought. He hoped Arno wouldn’t happen to ask her about it.

‘How gone?’ Again the sharpness.

‘I don’t know exactly.’ He made a leap. ‘You said there was a tame team studying the Clouds. A political team. Would they want to see her?’

‘We all would. I know who this is. What she is. There was a rumour, but I could not find her. The woman who runs in the fields, dances in the waterfalls. They say she is always joyful, that everything is a mystery to her.’

Yes. Even her son. Even killing a man.
He shook the thought away. ‘Would they, is there anything they could learn from,’ he didn’t want to say cutting her up, ‘her body?’

‘Of course,’ Inoue said immediately. Then, ‘Oh! You do not mean from a standard physical examination. You mean from vivisection and autopsy. Obduction.’

‘It
is
Mancreu,’ he said simply.

She made a non-committal noise, and he realised she did not wish to consider that a proper scientist, even a politically motivated one, would do such a thing. ‘No,’ she said finally. ‘Granting that it is a real possibility, which I must because the world is full of bad people and many of them are here: there is nothing to be gained, at least not for a long time, and much to lose. It would be wasteful and there would be no way to get another subject.’

Unless you were prepared to make more like her by hand, as it were, by exposing people to the Clouds at close range. But if you were prepared to do that, and if you could, there was no need to take Sandrine in the first place. Inoue’s instinct said no. ‘Do you know where the tame team is?’

‘Fleet,’ she said. ‘Of course.’

‘Of course,’ he echoed.

‘You are investigating this?’

‘Yes.’

‘Good,’ she said stoutly. ‘They are assholes. Go get ’em, Tiger.’

He felt the bottom drop out of his world, felt his knees turn to jelly and his feet to water, and realised before saying something totally insane that she had no idea, that she was just using a common idiom. ‘Thanks,’ he replied.

‘And after, come and have cookies. I may even make actual food.’

‘How’s your cooking?’

‘If I answer that, Lester, I have to use the forgetting button or you won’t come. Go now. I am a very important director scientist, and my minions get confused if I do not oversee their every action.’

‘Goodbye, Kaiko.’


Au revoir
, Lester.’

He dialled again.

‘Jed, it’s me.’

‘Hi there, Lester.’

‘I’m sorry I shouted.’

‘So am I. Shall we hug?’

‘Fortunately, the telephone does not yet afford us that option.’

‘I’m going to come up there and hug you.’

‘I would very much prefer not.’

‘You stone-faced British jackass! I am calling the car and I’m going to come up there and hug you until you squeak like a giant puppy!’

‘This is a consulate, Jed, you can’t come in unless I give you permission.’

Laughter. Then: ‘It’s possible that I got a little pissy back there, under stress. I can completely see where you were coming from. But you see what I was worried about, too.’

‘I do.’
I think you were wrong, but I do
. He wondered what unsaid words were hanging in the air on Kershaw’s end.

‘I hear,’ Kershaw cleared his throat, ‘I hear you pretty much picked up our slack. Took in the wounded, that stuff.’

‘It was Dirac’s idea.’

‘I heard that, too. But it was a good thing, Lester. I can see all the politics of it. You could have sent them away. That would have played, too, in the long run. No one would have blamed you.’

‘Jed, I have a question. Feel free to tell me to get lost.’

‘Shoot.’

‘Who took the girl?’

‘What girl?’

‘In all the world, Jed, there is only one girl today.’

Kershaw didn’t respond immediately. The Sergeant thought he was probably nodding glumly, or pressing the heel of one hand against the middle of his head to ease a headache. ‘I don’t know, Lester.’

‘Off the record, between you and me? Not even a whisper?’

‘Cross my heart. It’s a mystery. It’s like all of a sudden there are these ghosts in the system, these crazy fucking events which are part of someone else’s shit and they are playing out in our town. The Tiger Man, for Christ’s sake! I’m living in a comic book. It was bad when he just uncovered drugs and beat up soldiers, then it was fine because he went away, then suddenly he’s chasing cars full of secret agents through a riot and then he fucking Gandhis the whole thing and everyone goes home! NatProMan is basically a primal-screaming therapy group right now. The Dutch called me this morning to yell at me. The Dutch! Do you have any idea how bad it has to get before the Dutch are pissed?’

‘Arno must be doing his nut.’

‘If that means what I think it means then yes, he is. All of a sudden no one’s taking his calls. He says they’re all worried they’re part of it and they haven’t realised. They’re scared they’re being manipulated, and they’re even more scared he’s part of the con.’

‘He released Pechorin. I thought that was odd.’

‘It was odder than fuck, Lester, and we had words about it, but he made funny faces at me which I assume were supposed to mean that Pechorin is either some kind of secret squirrel from Interpol or the King of Jackassistan’s one begotten son.’

‘He hardly seems the type.’
Please, oh, please let me not have beaten seven bells out of a policeman undercover.

‘I know, all right? It’s post-Sov stuff,’ Kershaw grumbled. ‘There’s a real fine line between government and crooks over there at the best of times, and you did not hear me say that because I greatly respect my colleagues from Kiev and their massive integrity, even if they do occasionally poison the shit out of one another as part of the natural flow of democratic give and take. If there is anyone in the world more fucked in the head than you Brits, which I doubt, it’s those assholes. They would totally send a guy like that out into the real world. Although the other thing is, maybe Arno just didn’t want someone to blow up the hospital. And I would be totally fine with that logic right now.’

That was something the Sergeant had not even considered. Pechorin might be a target. He knew things, for sure, that the Sergeant wanted to know.
I should have kept hold of him. But if he was disposed to tell me he would have, and if he wasn’t I’d be abducting an officer of NatProMan for a hostile interrogation, and London would not be standing foursquare behind me on that decision. Above my paygrade, outside my need to know.

He was really tired now. How long had it been since he’d slept through the night without fresh bruises? Since he’d just had a cup of tea and a slice of cake?

Kershaw’s tone changed, warmed. ‘You did good these nights, Lester. Really good. I’m writing a report. You know what Dirac did after he came to you?’

‘Sat around and drank booze, I think.’

‘Jesus, that guy. He’s like a rescue dog in reverse. Okay, I’ll put “probably stinko”.’

‘All right, Jed. I’ve got to go. Tell Arno I’m still around to consult if he’s got time. And thank him for me.’

‘Thank him?’

‘He did me a favour. Personal thing, but it meant a lot.’

‘I will. Oh, Lester?’

‘Yes?’

‘Is it possible that you are schtupping Kaiko Inoue?’

‘You mean Doctor Inoue?’

‘Oh, fine, be like that.’

The red phone rang just as he was getting up. He lifted it and the secretary said ‘Hold for Africa’ in a voice which suggested ‘Into Thy hands, O Lord’.

The Sergeant said, ‘Okay.’

Africa said: ‘Ferris.’

‘Here.’

‘Why have you pissed in my mead bowl?’

He had never heard this expression. ‘What?’

‘My mead bowl. My sweet ambrosia, if you prefer. My wine glass. It doesn’t really matter, Lester: what I want to know is why you have got up on the table, dropped your trousers, and pissed in it in front of my fucking face?’ He found it hard to understand that she had sworn at him. She was not that person. She must know those words, but that she might use them in anger had never occurred to him.

But there was no question that she had. Fury bubbled in her as she went on. ‘If that doesn’t clarify matters, let me rephrase the question: did I tell you not to talk to reporters?’

Oh.

‘Yes, ma’am.’

‘And did you happen, in spite of this, to give an interview to an eel-faced little bitch called Hasp? About, I would imagine, twenty minutes ago? So it can’t have slipped your mind.’

‘I didn’t know she was interviewing me. And I said it was a personal opinion.’

‘You don’t have personal opinions, Lester! You’re standing in the house, wearing the bloody hat! You are Britain! Do you understand? You are your country, you are your uniform, and you are me!’

From nowhere, it rose in him, unexpected. ‘I thought you were Africa.’ He heard her hiss, hurried on. ‘I mentioned one issue which is not a major part of the picture here in response to a query I took to be off the record.’

‘She is a journalist, Sergeant Ferris. Nothing is off the record if she is within earshot. The interview is happening if she is in the room. The camera is always rolling. The microphone is always live. So now your interview is up. The audio is on the Internet. Your little informal chat is playing, on a loop, on her nasty little news channel. You have added to the burden of what was already shaping up to be a shitty day and I am unhappy with you. Do you understand?’

‘Yes, ma’am.’

‘And with reference to this specific issue?’

‘Ma’am.’

‘It is a non-topic. You have no opinion on it, personal or otherwise. Like everything else on Mancreu, it is invisible. All things there are invisible but some things are more invisible than others. Like this. Is that clear?’

‘Yes, ma’am.’

‘Because if it’s
not
clear, Lester, then get a sewing kit and just stitch your fucking mouth closed for the duration. You can eat through a straw. All right?’

She hung up before he could say ‘Ma’am.’

More invisible than others.

He sat with the phone in his hands, and knew that he had reached the end of reasonable hesitation. There were two more things which might be permitted to him by integrity before he had to act, or not act, and bear the consequences of the choice. The first thing he might do was go to the headland and look out at the Bay of the Cupped Hands, really look, and see what it was he had ignored since his booted foot first touched the grimy dockside of Port de Beauville, since the Consul had met him and taken his hand.

‘It’s a good place,’ the man had said. ‘No, no, keep looking at me and pretend we’re exchanging information of towering importance. That’s it. Yes, as I say: you’ll like it here. But don’t get involved. The sheer appalling fuckup of it will eat you alive. Just sit on the veranda and finish the booze. I’ve laid in extra. That fellow Kershaw’s all right – you’ll meet him later. Looks like a rodent, but he knows what food should taste like. Don’t in the name of God let him talk to you about the war.’

‘Which one?’

‘Any of them, but most particularly the one with the Nazis. He has that extraordinary idea that the Americans saved us out of the kindness of their hearts rather than us digging in for two long years while they tried to pretend they weren’t involved. Oh, no, don’t look at the ships out there, the locals consider it rude, just keep your eyes on me. That’s right.’

And he, bewildered and barely out of bed, had taken that at face value and never questioned it, had shaped his world around it because it was Mancreu’s underpinning, like the dog beneath the flea.
Don’t look at the ships
.

So now he might go to the headland and say, ‘I see you.’ A formal declaration. He had done it before, elsewhere: stared into the dark or the mountains or the sand and made some sort of pledge, given himself a goal or issued a warning. ‘I will bring you home’; ‘I know you’re out there.’

But the Fleet would not hear him and in any case it wasn’t the ships out there he had to acknowledge. It was the ones here, in Brighton House, at the back of the comms room.

The comms room desk was a nasty, modern thing, more a trestle table with a laminate top. It was covered in a hotchpotch of digital technology: two phones, an actual one-time pad, a desktop computer and a large brick of plastic which was copier, scanner, fax and printer. The chair in front of it resembled some sort of gibbet or mechanical stork, but was surprisingly cosy with a fleecy airline blanket draped over it. Two desklamps sat at either end of the trestle like bookends, defining the world – and if you turned towards the door they threw a stark shadow from the reinforced lintel across the wall, reminding you that, yes, the comms room could withstand a significant amount of punishment before any hostile force gained entry, giving you time to destroy the files.

And what files would those be? What, on Mancreu, could still be important enough to worry about? The ones in the inappropriately cheery orange filing cabinet – with built-in hard drive and shock-protected battery power supply – in the far corner. The copies of the daily correspondence arriving by email and encrypted transfer, and occasionally by courier pouch, which the Sergeant routinely stamped and put away but did not ever read. The bureaucratic echo of the actual Fleet and the legal niceties surrounding it, all indexed and – there was no verb, he realised, or not one that he knew, for the modern process of tagging with keywords. Indexed, then, and categorised, and sitting there like a crab bloated with rotten fish and carrion.

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