Authors: Lauren Myracle
A CONVERSATION WITH LAUREN MYRACLE
Sat, Nov 20,
4:45
PM E.S.T.
SnowAngel: | hey there, zoe-cakes. r we studs or what? |
zoegirl: | yahootie! |
SnowAngel: | i have a total adrenaline buzz going, even tho i am completely and thoroughly exhausted. my muscles r gonna be crazy sore tomorrow. |
zoegirl: | i hear you. can you imagine how in shape we'd be if we did that every day? |
SnowAngel: | we could call it the winsome-threesome workout-of-the-century. we cld make an exercise video and rake in oodles of cash. |
zoegirl: | even my toenails are tired |
SnowAngel: | *flops onto pretend bed and groans* |
SnowAngel: | i told chrissy what we did, and she was like, “u ran up the escalator at peachtree center? that super-duper long one?” |
zoegirl: | okay yes, but the critical point is that we ran up the *down* escalator. you did explain that to her, didn't u? |
zoegirl: | that's gotta be the longest escalator in the world. seriously, it's as long as a football field. |
SnowAngel: | i nearly lost it when maddie stopped for a breather and the escalator took her down, down, down. she was all, “noooo! i'm losing ground!” |
zoegirl: | hee hee |
SnowAngel: | but in the end we conquered it, cuz we can do ANYTHING, baby. |
SnowAngel: | it's like in “the cave” by my buds Mumford & Sons. “but i will hold on hope ⦠and i'll find strength in pain!” |
zoegirl: | god, i love Mumford & Sons. |
SnowAngel: | i know. and that one particular songâit's like therapy every time i listen to it. |
zoegirl: | i like the line about wanting to live life as it's meant to be lived. |
SnowAngel: | i do too, and how even when things are hard, we just keep going. |
SnowAngel: | and do u know HOW we keep going? or at least how *i* keep going? |
zoegirl: | how? |
SnowAngel: | cuz of u and mads. |
zoegirl: | awwwww |
SnowAngel: | it's true. true blue, me and u, and don't forget to add maddie 2. |
SnowAngel: | do u like my rhyme? |
zoegirl: | very impressive |
SnowAngel: | wait, there's more! er, let's c ⦠since 7th grade they did not part, they stayed connected in their hearts. zoe's the good girl, maddie's wild, and sweet darling angela is meek and mild. |
zoegirl: | meek? hahahahaha! mild? hahahahaha! |
SnowAngel: | fine, miss brainiac. U find something to rhyme with wild. |
zoegirl: | “and sweet goofy angela tends to act like a child”? |
SnowAngel: | hey now! |
zoegirl: | just teasing. you know i love you. |
zoegirl: | i've just got kid-type people on my brain, because guess what? i got the job at Kidding Around! |
SnowAngel: | wh-hoo! *happy dance, happy dance* |
zoegirl: | there was a message waiting for me when i got home. i'm psyched. |
SnowAngel: | ah, what joy, to be wiping noses and chasing toddlers. when do u start? |
zoegirl: | um, don't freak, okay? |
SnowAngel: | why would i freak? ur not gonna say something to make me freak, r u? |
SnowAngel: | wait a minute. don't u DARE tell me u have to start tonight. |
zoegirl: | the thing is ⦠i do. |
SnowAngel: | zoe! noooo! |
zoegirl: | saturday night's their busiest night! the director wants me to come in for training. |
SnowAngel: | but we were gonna watch “Bridesmaids” again! and eat ugly carrots! |
zoegirl: | i know, and i will miss eating my ugly carrot very much. but we can watch “Bridesmaids” tomorrow. that'll be even better, because that way maddie can join us. |
SnowAngel: | the point being that she has plans tonight too? yeah, rub it in. u've got yr job and maddie has her cousin's wedding and i have a big old pile of poop. thanks a lot. |
zoegirl: | angela, you are such a drama queen. and you don't have a big old pile of |
SnowAngel: | |
zoegirl: | you're not really mad, are you? |
SnowAngel: | of course i'm mad! *flames shoot from ears* |
SnowAngel: | only not really, cuz this way i can watch as many episodes of “extreme makeover: home edition” as i want, and i will cry and it will be very emotional, if u would just TRY the show then u would c what i mean. |
zoegirl: | umm ⦠no |
zoegirl: | but you know what's weird? and i mean this in the nicest way ever. last year you would have been totally upset if i'd changed our plans at the last minute. i mean, truly upset, with all kinds of wounded hurt feelings. but this year, you're so much more chill. why is that, do you think? |
SnowAngel: | cuz i'm a junior, that's why. *struts around in funky |
zoegirl: | there's something up with your parents? explain. |
SnowAngel: | it's just this feeling i've been getting. |
zoegirl: | like what? and for how long? |
SnowAngel: | i dunno, maybe a week? |
zoegirl: | a week?! why are you just now telling me??? |
SnowAngel: | it's like they're hiding something, i can't explain it better than that. i keep thinking that maybe i'm making it up, but then i think that i'm not. |
zoegirl: | hmm |
zoegirl: | maybe it's a *good* thing they're hidingâlike that they're taking you to hawaii |
SnowAngel: | i dunno, that somehow doesn't seem very likely. |
SnowAngel: | but, whatever. i'm not gonna worry about it, cuz i'm the new and improved Chill Angela. u think they wld name a Barbie after me? |
zoegirl: | definitely. for her accessory, she could have a tiny iPhone. |
SnowAngel: | no, her accessory would be a tiny picture of u, me, and mads, cuz that's why i'm chill for real. cuz no matter what, i've got u guys giving me my me-ness. |
zoegirl: | maddie and i don't give you your you-ness. you give yourself your you-ness. |
SnowAngel: | “you-ness.” now there's a word for ya. |
SnowAngel: | my granddad's name was eunice, btw |
zoegirl: | your granddad? don't you mean your grandmom? |
SnowAngel: | nope, my granddad. only he spelled it “unus.” |
zoegirl: | ugh. what were his parents trying to do to him? |
SnowAngel: | his full name was unus faye. he went by U.F. |
zoegirl: | i am so sorry to hear that. |
SnowAngel: | yep |
zoegirl: | well, on that note, gtg. wish me luck on my first day, which is really my first night! |
SnowAngel: | good luck on yr first day which is really ur first night! |
SnowAngel: | ta ta for now! |