Read Undead and Unwelcome Online
Authors: MaryJanice Davidson
bemused, could answer. “Can we just get going with this, please?” “Of course.” Michael
gestured to two chairs, then turned on his heel and headed toward the front of the room.
Derik materialized out of the crowd, said nothing to either of us, then grabbed Sara’s hand
and away they went. I felt bad for him, to tell the truth. Grief was completely fucking him
up—he was nothing like the easygoing blond fellow I had met earlier. Worse, I knew that
kind of grief was at least half guilt. He’d never forgive himself for not being there to save
her. For not making her feel wanted
here
, so she wouldn’t have moved away. “All right,
everyone. Attention, please.” Michael didn’t need a microphone; his voice carried
perfectly, and the murmuring died down at once. “We’re assembled here this evening to
discuss the death of Antonia Wolfton, who left our territory on a quest to the Midwest and
never returned.” Well, hell. Anything sounded bad when you put it that way. “Giving
testimony tonight are Eric Sinclair and Elizabeth Taylor.” I mentally groaned when he said
my full name, and tried to ignore the snickers from the crowd. I cursed my mother under
my breath for the zillionth time. “They govern the vampire nation,” Michael continued,
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“and have agreed to appear before the Council.” One by one, Michael introduced the
Council members to us. I was a little surprised that they were all women—except for
Michael. Maybe werewolves had a more, what d’you call it—matriarchal society?
Anyway, they ranged from middle-aged to elderly, all shapes and sizes. They took their
seats at the big table up front, and the Q&A began.
Dude, dude, dude.
I’ve been all over the mansion. Every room, every closet, every inch
of the basement and the attic. The garage. The grounds.
I can’t find Tina anywhere.
I
don’t know what to do.
I can’t call the cops, for any number of obvious reasons. “Well,
Officer, the devil’s daughter has lost her mind, and is killing people who are already
dead. She’s doing it to keep her sister, the queen of the vampires, safe. Oh, her sister
isn’t here, she’s on Cape Cod explaining to a bunch of werewolves why one of their own
was shot to death in this very house. Sorry, we never got around to filing a police report.
So could you get right on this, please?”
I can’t call Betsy or Sinclair or Jess . . . no cell
service.
Worse, I snuck out to buy one of those disposable phone cards, only to be
intercepted by three—
three
—devil worshippers, who escorted me politely but firmly back
to the mansion.
I hadn’t realized she was spying on me. And dude, let me tell you—she’s
got people
everywhere.
She’s even got one at Verizon—that’s the one who was making
sure our cells went down and stayed down.
Talking to Laura does no good at all. She just
keeps giving me that big sweet smile and assuring me that everything she’d doing is for
Betsy’s own good and really, maybe I should get more sleep because I seem awfully
grumpy these days.
I can’t call for help—Sinclair left the contact information with Tina.
And nobody’s answering my e-mails.
Short of hopping on a plane bound for Logan,
renting a car, driving to the Cape, and hoping I stumble across Betsy, Sinclair, and/or a
werewolf, I’m out of ideas.
I even thought about nailing Laura with a trank, except I’m
pretty sure one or more of her Satan-worshipping followers would slaughter me like a
goat.
As if things weren’t bad enough, my admittedly bizarre home situation is starting to
affect my work performance . . . I tried to admit a five-year-old to the geriatric ward last
night. And don’t even get me started on the poor woman who asked for the morning-after
pill . . . I gave her a Tums.
I cannot believe things have gotten so bad, so quickly.
I’m out
of ideas.
I was sitting at the front of the room, in what would be the witness chair if this was a
courtroom. The Council was sitting to my left. Sinclair was right across from me, about
ten feet away. The room was jammed. Except for when Marc and I went to see Jim
Gaffigan live, I’d never seen so many people in one place. They were all perfectly silent. I
could practically feel them all listening hard. It was like there were flies walking around in
the back of my brain. Through dumb luck I caught Sara’s gaze and she smiled at me and
nodded. If she’d been one of
them
, I might have taken some comfort from that. Well, at
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) least there were two people in here who didn’t want me to drop dead on the spot. “And
then what happened, Mrs. Sinclair?” Oh, God, I’d almost forgotten the worst part.
They
were calling me Mrs. Sink Lair!
Would the horror never end? “Well,” I said, ignoring my
husband’s grin, “we didn’t know that the bad guy’s son was behind everything. So we
came back to the house and he was waiting for us. None of us saw him in time. He . . . uh
. . .” I stared down at my hands. “He was a cop. And he had a gun, of course. I think it
was a .357.” “You’re familiar with firearms, Mrs. Sinclair?” “Yeah. My mom started
taking me hunting with her when I was twelve.” “Very well. Please go on.” “Well. Like I
said, nobody saw him in time. But then Antonia shoved me, really hard. I didn’t—I didn’t
see her get shot. I just heard the shots. I think he emptied the gun into her. It was at least
five shots for sure. And she—Antonia, I mean—she—uh—” I clapped my hands over my
eyes and told myself I wouldnotwouldnot
wouldnot
cry in front of these strangers, no
chance, no way, ain’t gonna happen. So I burst into tears and said, “I didn’t even know
who was shot until I rolled her over. I thought—she was a werewolf and I thought you
needed s-silver bullets or s-something like that, but she was just dead. There was blood
and the stink of gunpowder, and we were all stuck in the hallway—there w-wasn’t
anywhere for us to g-go.” “That is
quite enough.
” Sinclair was on his feet, his voice
lashing through the ballroom like a whip. “My wife doesn’t answer to the Council, or
anyone here. Neither do I. We are here simply as a courtesy.” “It’s fine, Sinclair,” I said,
which was just about the biggest lie ever. It was far from fine. But it was almost over.
“There isn’t much else.” “What happened to the man who shot at you?” “He killed
himself. Tucked the gun under his chin and pulled the trigger.” I suddenly remembered a
detail I’d managed to repress. “He used twenty-two longs.” The Council looked blank. I
reminded myself that werewolves probably didn’t have much to do with guns. “Those are
special bullets that ricochet around inside a person for maximum damage, but they won’t
go through walls and kill an innocent bystander.” “Charming,” one of the Council
members muttered. “And then what?” The head of the Council—the one who was asking
most of the questions—seemed nice enough. Matronly, sort of. A headful of gray curly
hair, big brown eyes. Laugh lines. And bifocals! I didn’t know werewolves needed glasses.
“Then—then nothing. Antonia was dead. The bad guy was dead. So I called Michael
and—and you know the rest.” “Why did you involve Antonia in vampire politics?”
“Involve her?” I asked blankly. “Involve her?” A shrill giggle burst out of me before I
could squash it. “So, you never actually
met
Antonia, huh?” There was an amused rustling
from the assembled crowd, but I didn’t score any points with the Council, who scowled at
me as one. “I only meant that Antonia did whatever the hell she liked. She wasn’t afraid of
anything, and she didn’t take shit from anybody. Especially after she was able to change
into a wolf during the—”
“What?”
The Council spoke as one (creepy!) and there was an
excited murmuring from the crowd. The head cleared her throat, and the room hushed.
“Mrs. Sinclair—” “
Please
call me Betsy.” “Mrs. Sinclair, Antonia was a hybrid.” “Okay,”
I said. “Meaning she couldn’t change into a wolf. She had other gifts.” “Yeah, I know, she
could tell the future. But see, she got kidnapped a while ago by a murderous librarian and
when I rescued her and my husband—except he wasn’t my husband then—I accidentally
fixed it so she could change.” Dead silence. “Uh . . . so can I go now?” “You ‘fixed it so
she could change’?” the head of the Council asked, looking stunned. “What do you
mean?” “I—you know. I fixed it.” How could I explain something I didn’t understand
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) myself? It seemed like I discovered a new weird power every other month. I heard
someone clear his throat, and then Michael was standing. “Mrs. Sinclair is quite correct.
Antonia and I spoke frequently on the phone, and she explained to me that she was now
able to change, thanks to the intervention of the vampire queen. In fact, Antonia was never
happier in her life than she was in the final months with the Sinclairs.” My grip tightened
on the arms of the chair as the room burst into noisy gabbling. Was this good for me or
bad for me? I glanced at Sinclair, who simply raised his eyebrows at me. Fat lot of help he
was. “Michael, why didn’t you bring this up while she was still alive?” “Why?” I snapped.
“So you could welcome her back now that she wasn’t a freak in your eyes?” “Mrs.
Sinclair, no one is speaking to you right now.” “Too fucking bad. You guys aren’t fooling
anybody
, you know. Pretty much everyone here made it clear they didn’t want her
around, so she left. Now she’s dead, and you’re trying to make it my fault, or my
husband’s . . . anybody but the Pack’s. Meanwhile you’re playing the blame game while
Antonia rots in her grave. And for what? So you don’t feel bad? So you can make
me
feel
bad? Trust me, nothing anyone says here today is going to hurt me more than I’ve hurt
myself. You can’t punish me more than I’ve punished myself.” Sinclair was nodding
solemnly, as if listening to something both wise and wonderful, but his hand was up,
covering his mouth so no one could see him smile. There was that feeling of flies in my
brain again, and it took me a second to realize what was wrong. Before, the Pack had
viewed me as an annoyance, a blundering idiot who’d gotten one of their family killed.
Now they were seeing me as an active threat . . . who’d gotten one of their family killed.
Was this good for me, or bad for me? The way my luck was going? Please. So,
so
bad for
me.
Betsy, you have to have to have to come home! Laura has LHDM! Quit dicking around
on the Cape and CHRTM!
“You’re right,” Jessica said, squinting at the printout of Marc’s
latest gabble. “It’s pretty incomprehensible.” “I’m not answering him until he writes like a
grown man instead of a thirteen-year-old girl. He knows how I feel about all the silly e-
mail faux-netiquette garbage. And, hello? I’ve only got about fifty bigger problems to
worry about.” “Yeah, I know. So finish already! You told the Council that you gave
Antonia more superpowers than she already had, and then what?” “Then they decided to
call it a night. I’m supposed to answer more questions later.” “Later, when? Tonight’s the
full moon.” “I know. I guess tomorrow night, maybe. Or—wait. Isn’t the full moon
usually for a couple of days?” Jessica, who had been walking beside me down the beach,
stopped and stared at me. I shifted BabyJon to my other arm and faced the dragon:
“What? Something’s on that so-called mind of yours. Spit it out.” “This is crap, Betsy,”
she said, kindly enough. “You’ve done everything they’ve asked. You did everything you
could for poor Antonia, and then some. But because they found out you’re a lot stronger
than they ever imagined, they’re assuming you can just hang out until they have everything
settled their way? Bullshit.” “So, what? We leave before they’re satisfied? How does that
fix anything?” “I don’t know, but I sure don’t like how you’re letting them push you
around.” “Well, they do sort of outnumber me seventy thousand to one.” “That’s
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) worldwide. There can’t be more than three thousand on the Cape.” “Much better odds,” I
said glumly. “Look, that’s part of the reason I had to break up with Nick—” I moaned and
covered my eyes. “Something else to hate myself for.” “Oh, just stop it,” she scolded. “I
don’t blame you—even if he does—and he made his choice.” “Yeah, but—don’t you miss
him?” “Every day,” she replied quietly. “But letting him stay in my life was going to cost
too much. Even for me.” “I wish . . .” I trailed off. “I don’t know. I wish for everything, I
guess.” “You can’t tell me Sinclair is fine with all of this.” “No, he’s pissed. I mean, he got