Authors: Agatha Christie
âI'm sorry I've kept you waiting, Julian,' Laura called as she approached them. She looked surprised to see Angell and Julian Farrar apparently in conversation.
âPerhaps I may speak to you later, sir, about this little matter,' the valet murmured to Farrar. He moved away, half bowing to Laura, then walked quickly across the garden and around a corner of the house.
Laura watched him go, and then spoke urgently. âJulian,' she said, âI mustâ'
Farrar interrupted her. âWhy did you send for me, Laura?' he asked, sounding annoyed.
âI've been expecting you all day,' Laura replied, surprised.
âWell, I've been up to my ears ever since this morning,' Farrar exclaimed. âCommittees, and more meetings this afternoon. I can't just drop any of these things so soon before the election. And in any case,
don't you see, Laura, that it's much better that we shouldn't meet at present?'
âBut there are things we've got to discuss,' Laura told him.
Taking her arm briefly, Farrar led her further away from the house. âDo you know that Angell is setting out to blackmail me?' he asked her.
âAngell?' cried Laura, incredulously. âAngell is?'
âYes. He obviously knows about usâand he also knows, or at any rate pretends to know, that I was here last night.'
Laura gasped. âDo you mean he saw you?'
âHe
says
he saw me,' Farrar retorted.
âBut he couldn't have seen you in that fog,' Laura insisted.
âHe's got some story,' Farrar told her, âabout coming down to the pantry and doing something to the shutter outside the window, and seeing me pass on my way home. He also says he heard a shot, not long before that, but didn't think anything of it.'
âOh my God!' Laura gasped. âHow awful! What are we going to do?'
Farrar made an involuntary gesture as though he were about to comfort Laura with an embrace, but then, glancing towards the house, thought better of it. He gazed at her steadily. âI don't know yet what we're going to do,' he told her. âWe'll have to think.'
âYou're not going to pay him, surely?'
âNo, no,' Farrar assured her. âIf one starts doing that, it's the beginning of the end. And yet, what is one to do?' He passed a hand across his brow. âI didn't think anyone knew I came over yesterday evening,' he continued. âI'm certain my housekeeper didn't. The point is, did Angell really see me, or is he pretending he did?'
âSupposing he does go to the police?' Laura asked, tremulously.
âI know,' murmured Farrar. Again, he ran his hand across his brow. âOne's got to thinkâthink carefully.' He began to walk to and fro. âEither bluff it outâsay he's lying, that I never left home yesterday eveningâ'
âBut there are the fingerprints,' Laura told him.
âWhat fingerprints?' asked Farrar, startled.
âYou've forgotten,' Laura reminded him. âThe fingerprints on the table. The police have been thinking that they're MacGregor's, but if Angell goes to them with this story, then they'll ask to take your fingerprints, and thenâ'
She broke off. Julian Farrar now looked very worried. âYes, yes, I see,' he muttered. âAll right, then. I'll have to admit that I came over here andâtell some story. I came over to see Richard about something, and we talkedâ'
âYou can say he was perfectly all right when you left him,' Laura suggested, speaking quickly.
There was little trace of affection in Farrar's eyes as he looked at her. âHow easy you make it sound!' he retorted, hotly. âCan I really say that?' he added sarcastically.
âOne has to say something!' she told him, sounding defensive.
âYes, I must have put my hand there as I bent over to seeâ' He swallowed, as the scene came back to him.
âSo long as they believe the prints are MacGregor's,' said Laura, eagerly.
âMacGregor! MacGregor!' Farrar exclaimed angrily. He was almost shouting now. âWhat on earth made you think of cooking up that message from the newspaper and putting it on Richard's body? Weren't you taking a terrific chance?'
âYesânoâI don't know,' Laura cried in confusion.
Farrar looked at her with silent revulsion. âSo damned cold-blooded,' he muttered.
âWe had to think of something,' Laura sighed. âIâI just couldn't think. It was really Michael's idea.'
âMichael?'
âMichaelâStarkwedder,' Laura told him.
âYou mean he helped you?' Farrar asked. He sounded incredulous.
âYes, yes, yes!' Laura cried impatiently. âThat's why I wanted to see youâto explain to youâ'
Farrar came up close to her. His tone was icily jealous as he asked, firmly, âWhat's
Michael
'âhe emphasized Starkwedder's Christian name with a cold angerââwhat's Michael Starkwedder doing in all this?'
âHe came in andâand found me there,' Laura told him. âI'dâI'd got the gun in my hand andâ'
âGood God!' Farrar exclaimed with distaste, moving away from her. âAnd somehow you persuaded himâ'
âI think he persuaded me,' Laura murmured sadly. She moved closer to him. âOh, Julianâ' she began.
Her arms were about to go around his neck, but he pushed her away slightly. âI've told you, I'll do anything I can,' he assured her. âDon't think I won'tâbutâ'
Laura looked at him steadily. âYou've changed,' she said quietly.
âI'm sorry, but I can't feel the same,' Farrar admitted desperately. âAfter what's happenedâI just can't feel the same.'
âI can,' Laura assured him. âAt least, I think I can. No matter what you'd done, Julian, I'd always feel the same.'
âNever mind our feelings for the moment,' said Farrar. âWe've got to get down to facts.'
Laura looked at him. âI know,' she said. âIâI told Starkwedder that
I'd
âyou know, that I'd done it.'
Farrar looked at her incredulously. âYou told Starkwedder that?'
âYes.'
âAnd he agreed to help you? Heâa stranger? The man must be mad!'
Stung, Laura retorted, âI think perhaps he
is
a little mad. But he was very comforting.'
âSo! No man can resist you,' Farrar exclaimed angrily. âIs that it?' He took a step away from her, and then turned to face her again. âAll the same, Laura, murderâ' His voice died away and he shook his head.
âI shall try never to think of it,' Laura answered. âAnd it wasn't premeditated, Julian. It
was
just an impulse.' She spoke almost pleadingly.
âThere's no need to go back over it all,' Farrar told her. âWe've got to think now what we're going to do.'
âI know,' she replied. âThere are the fingerprints and your lighter.'
âYes,' he recalled. âI must have dropped it as I leaned over his body.'
âStarkwedder knows it's yours,' Laura told him. âBut
he can't do anything about it. He's committed himself. He can't change his story now.'
Julian Farrar looked at her for a moment. When he spoke, his voice had a slightly heroic tone. âIf it comes to it, Laura, I'll take the blame,' he assured her.
âNo, I don't want you to,' Laura cried. She clasped his arm, and then released him quickly with a nervous glance towards the house. âI don't want you to!' she repeated urgently.
âYou mustn't think that I don't understandâhow it happened,' said Farrar, speaking with an effort. âYou picked up the gun, shot him without really knowing what you were doing, andâ'
Laura gave a gasp of surprise. âWhat? Are you trying to make me say
I
killed him?' she cried.
âNot at all,' Farrar responded. He sounded embarrassed. âI've told you I'm perfectly prepared to take the blame if it comes to it.'
Laura shook her head in confusion. âButâyou saidâ' she began. âYou said you knew how it happened.'
He looked at her steadily. âListen, Laura,' he said. âI don't think you did it deliberately. I don't think it was premeditated. I know it wasn't. I know quite well that you only shot him becauseâ'
Laura interrupted quickly. â
I
shot him?' she gasped. âAre you really pretending to believe that
I
shot him?'
Turning his back on her, Farrar exclamed angrily, âFor God's sake, this is impossible if we're not going to be honest with each other!'
Laura sounded desperate as, trying not to shout, she announced clearly and emphatically, âI didn't shoot him, and you know it!'
There was a pause. Julian Farrar slowly turned to face her. âThen who did?' he asked. Suddenly realizing, he added, âLaura! Are you trying to say that
I
shot him?'
They stood facing each other, neither of them speaking for a moment. Then Laura said, âI heard the shot, Julian.' She took a deep breath before continuing. âI heard the shot, and your footsteps on the path going away. I came down, and there he wasâdead.'
After a pause Farrar said quietly, âLaura, I didn't shoot him.' He gazed up at the sky as though seeking help or inspiration, and then looked at her intently. âI came over here to see Richard,' he explained, âto tell him that after the election we'd got to come to some arrangement about a divorce. I heard a shot just before I got here. I just thought it was Richard up to his tricks as usual. I came in here, and there he was. Dead. He was still warm.'
Laura was now very perplexed. âWarm?' she echoed.
âHe hadn't been dead more than a minute or two,'
said Farrar. âOf course I believed you'd shot him. Who else could have shot him?'
âI don't understand,' Laura murmured.
âI supposeâI suppose it could have been suicide,' Farrar began, but Laura interrupted him. âNo, it couldn't, becauseâ'
She broke off, as they both heard Jan's voice inside the house, shouting excitedly.
Julian Farrar and Laura ran towards the house, almost colliding with Jan as he emerged through the french windows. âLaura,' Jan cried as she gently but firmly propelled him back into the study. âLaura, now that Richard's dead, all of his pistols and guns and things belong to me, don't they? I mean, I'm his brother, I'm the next man in the family.'
Julian Farrar followed them into the room and wandered distractedly across to the armchair, sitting on an arm of it as Laura attempted to pacify Jan who was now complaining petulantly, âBenny won't let me have his guns. She's locked them up in the cupboard in there.' He waved vaguely towards the door. âBut they're mine. I've got a right to them. Make her give me the key.'
âNow listen, Jan darling,' Laura began, but Jan would not be interrupted. He went quickly to the door, and then turned back to her, exclaiming, âShe treats me
like a child. Benny, I mean. Everyone treats me like a child. But I'm not a child, I'm a man. I'm nineteen. I'm nearly of age.' He stretched his arms across the door as though protecting his guns. âAll of Richard's sporting things belong to me. I'm going to do what Richard did. I'm going to shoot squirrels and birds and cats.' He laughed hysterically. âI might shoot people, too, if I don't like them.'
âYou mustn't get too excited, Jan,' Laura warned him.
âI'm not excited,' Jan cried petulantly. âBut I'm not going to beâwhat's it called?âI'm not going to be victimized.' He came back into the centre of the room, and faced Laura squarely. âI'm master here now. I'm the master of this house. Everybody's got to do as I say.' He paused, then turned and addressed Julian Farrar. âI could be a JP if I wanted to, couldn't I, Julian?'
âI think you're a little young for that yet,' Farrar told him.
Jan shrugged, and turned back to Laura. âYou all treat me like a child,' he complained again. âBut you can't do it any longerânot now that Richard's dead.' He flung himself onto the sofa, legs sprawling. âI expect I'm rich, too, aren't I?' he added. âThis house belongs to me. Nobody can push me around any longer. I can push
them
around. I'm not going to be dictated to by silly old Benny. If Benny tries ordering me about, I
shallâ' He paused, then added childishly, âI know what I shall do!'
Laura approached him. âListen, Jan darling,' she murmured gently. âIt's a very worrying time for all of us, and Richard's things don't belong to anybody until the lawyers have come and read his will and granted what they call probate. That's what happens when anyone dies. Until then, we all have to wait and see. Do you understand?'
Laura's tone had a calming and quietening effect on Jan. He looked up at her, then put his arms around her waist, nestling close to her. âI understand what you tell me, Laura,' he said. âI love you, Laura. I love you very much.'
âYes, darling,' Laura murmured soothingly. âI love you, too.'
âYou're glad Richard's dead, aren't you?' Jan asked her suddenly.
Slightly startled, Laura replied hurriedly, âNo, of course I'm not glad.'
âOh yes, you are,' said Jan, slyly. âNow you can marry Julian.'
Laura looked quickly at Julian Farrar, who rose to his feet as Jan continued, âYou've wanted to marry Julian for a long time, haven't you?
I
know. They think I don't notice or know things. But I do. And so it's all right for both of you now. It's been made all
right for you, and you're both pleased. You're pleased, becauseâ'
He broke off, hearing Miss Bennett out in the corridor calling, âJan!', and laughed. âSilly old Benny!' he shouted, bouncing up and down on the sofa.
âNow, do be nice to Benny,' Laura cautioned Jan, as she pulled him to his feet. âShe's having such a lot of trouble and worry over all this.' Guiding Jan to the door, Laura continued gently, âYou must help Benny, Jan, because you're the man of the family now.'
Jan opened the door, then looked from Laura to Julian. âAll right, all right,' he promised, with a smile. âI will.' He left the room, shutting the door behind him and calling âBenny!' as he went.
Laura turned to Julian Farrar who had risen from his armchair and walked over to her. âI'd no idea he knew about us,' she exclaimed.
âThat's the trouble with people like Jan,' Farrar retorted. âYou never know how much or how little they do know. He's veryâwell, he gets rather easily out of hand, doesn't he?'
âYes, he does get easily excited,' Laura admitted. âBut now that Richard isn't here to tease him, he'll calm down. He'll get to be more normal. I'm sure he will.'
Julian Farrar looked doubtful. âWell, I don't know
about that,' he began, but broke off as Starkwedder suddenly appeared at the french windows.
âHelloâgood evening,' Starkwedder called, sounding quite happy.
âOhâerâgood evening,' Farrar replied, hesitantly.
âHow's everything? Bright and cheerful?' Starkwedder enquired, looking from one to the other. He suddenly grinned. âI see,' he observed. âTwo's company and three's none.' He stepped into the room. âShouldn't have come in by the window this way. A gentleman would have gone to the front door and rung the bell. Is that it? But then, you see, I'm no gentleman.'
âOh, pleaseâ' Laura began, but Starkwedder interrupted her. âAs a matter of fact,' he explained, âI've come for two reasons. First, to say goodbye. My character's been cleared. High-level cables from Abadan saying what a fine, upright fellow I am. So I'm free to depart.'
âI'm so sorry you're goingâso soon,' Laura told him, with genuine feeling in her voice.
âThat's nice of you,' Starkwedder responded with a touch of bitterness, âconsidering the way I butted in on your family murder.' He looked at her for a moment, then moved across to the desk chair. âBut I came in by the window for another reason,' he went on. âThe police brought me up in their car. And, although
they're being very tight-lipped about it, it's my belief there's something up!'
Dismayed, Laura gasped, âThe police have come back?'
âYes,' Starkwedder affirmed, decisively.
âBut I thought they'd finished this morning,' said Laura.
Starkwedder gave her a shrewd look. âThat's why I sayâsomething's up!' he exclaimed.
There were voices in the corridor outside. Laura and Julian Farrar drew together as the door opened, and Richard Warwick's mother came in, looking very upright and self-possessed, though still walking with the aid of a cane.
âBenny!' Mrs Warwick called over her shoulder, and then addressed Laura. âOh, there you are, Laura. We've been looking for you.'
Julian Farrar went to Mrs Warwick and helped her into the armchair. âHow kind you are to come over again, Julian,' the old lady exclaimed, âwhen we all know how busy you are.'
âI would have come before, Mrs Warwick,' Farrar told her, as he settled her in the chair, âbut it's been a particularly hectic day. Anything that I can possibly do to helpâ' He stopped speaking as Miss Bennett entered followed by Inspector Thomas. Carrying a briefcase, the inspector moved to take up a central
position. Starkwedder went to sit in the desk chair, and lit a cigarette as Sergeant Cadwallader came in with Angell, who closed the door and stood with his back to it.
âI can't find young Mr Warwick, sir,' the sergeant reported, crossing to the french windows.
âHe's out somewhere. Gone for a walk,' Miss Bennett announced.
âIt doesn't matter,' said the inspector. There was a momentary pause as he surveyed the occupants of the room. His manner had changed, for it now had a grimness it did not have before.
After waiting a moment for him to speak, Mrs Warwick asked coldly, âDo I understand that you have further questions to ask us, Inspector Thomas?'
âYes, Mrs Warwick,' he replied, âI'm afraid I have.'
Mrs Warwick's voice sounded weary as she asked, âYou still have no news of this man MacGregor?'
âOn the contrary.'
âHe's been found?' Mrs Warwick asked, eagerly.
âYes,' was the inspector's terse reply.
There was a definite reaction of excitement from the assembled company. Laura and Julian Farrar looked incredulous, and Starkwedder turned in his chair to face the inspector.
Miss Bennett's voice suddenly rang out sharply. âYou've arrested him, then?'
The inspector looked at her for a moment before replying. Then, âThat, I'm afraid, would be impossible, Miss Bennett,' he informed her.
âImpossible?' Mrs Warwick interjected. âBut why?'
âBecause he's dead,' the inspector replied, quietly.