Wedding Night (11 page)

“That’s right.” He exhales sharply. “I should have bailed out on them. I should have switched to Bath.” His eyes suddenly focus on me. “I’ve never met anyone like you, Lottie. Sometimes I think, what an idiot I was to let you go. What a fucking stupid idiot.”

My stomach turns an almighty somersault and I almost choke on my wine. At the back of my mind, I was kind of hoping he might say something along these lines. But not so soon. His blue eyes are boring into me expectantly.

“Me too,” I say at last, and take a forkful of halibut.

“Don’t tell me you’ve ever had a relationship better than ours. Because
I
sure as hell haven’t.” Ben bangs the table with his fist. “Maybe we got our priorities screwed up. Maybe we should have said,
Fuck university, we’re staying together
. Who knows what might have happened? We were good together, Lottie. Maybe we’ve wasted the last fifteen years
not
being together. Don’t you ever think that?”

His speed is taking my breath away. I don’t quite know how to react, so I stuff some more halibut into my mouth.

“We might be married by now. We might have kids. My life might make
sense
.” He’s almost talking to himself, popping with a kind of suppressed emotion I can’t read.

“Do you want kids?” I say before I can stop myself.

I can’t believe I just
asked a guy on a first date if he wants kids
. I should be struck off. Except … it’s not a first date. If it’s anything, it’s a zillionth date. And he mentioned them first. And, anyway, it’s not a date at all. So.

“Yes, I want kids.” His intent gaze lands on me again.
“I’m ready for a family, prams, going to the park, all that shit.”

“Me too.” I feel tears spring to my eyes. “I’m ready for a family too.”

Oh God. Richard has popped into my head yet
again
. I didn’t want him to, but he has. I’m remembering that fantasy I used to have of Richard and me making a tree house for our twins called Arthur and Edie. Almost savagely, I open my evening bag and reach for a tissue. Crying was
not
the plan. Thinking about Richard was
not
the plan.

Thankfully, Ben doesn’t seem to have noticed. He refills my glass, then his own, with wine. We’ve already finished the bottle, I notice with a slight shock. How did we manage that?

“Remember the pact?” His voice takes me by surprise.

No
way
.

Adrenaline has flooded my body. My lungs are squeezed so tight, I can’t breathe. I didn’t think he’d remember the pact. I wasn’t going to bring it up. It was a teeny, tiny, jokey promise we made once. It was nothing. It was
ridiculous
.

“Should we exercise it?” He’s looking at me frankly. I think he might be half serious. Or serious. No. He
can’t
be serious—

“Bit late,” I manage, my throat tight. “We said if we were unmarried at thirty. I’m thirty-three.”

“Better late than never.” I feel a fresh jolt. His foot has found mine under the table and he’s edging off my shoe. “My flat’s nearby,” he murmurs. Now his hand is taking mine. My skin starts tingling all over. It’s like muscle memory. Sex memory. I know where we’re heading.

But … but … is that where I want to head? What’s going on here?
Think
, Lottie.

“Would you care to see the dessert menu?” The waiter’s voice snaps me out of my trance. My head jerks up and I take the chance to whip my hand away from Ben.

“Er … thanks.”

I scan the dessert menu, my cheeks beating with blood, my mind circling furiously. What do I do now? What? What?

A little voice is telling me to rein in. I’m playing this wrong. I’m making a mistake. I have a terrible sense of déjà vu, of things following the same old pattern.

All my long-term relationships have started like this. Hand-holding over a table. Pulses racing all over my body. Nice underwear, and everything waxed, and hot, inventive, fabulous sex. (Or terrible sex, that one time with the doctor bloke. Yikes. You’d think a medic would be a bit more up on the way a body works. But I ditched him fairly swiftly.)

The point is: the beginning is
never
the problem. It’s afterward.

I’m feeling a strange conviction I’ve never felt before. I need to change everything I’m doing. Break the pattern. But how? What?

Ben has taken my hand again and is kissing the inside of my wrist, but I ignore him. I want to marshal my thoughts.

“What’s wrong?” He looks up, his mouth against my skin. “You’re tense. Lottie, don’t fight it. This is meant to happen. You and me. You know it is.”

His eyes have that languorous, drunken sexy look I remember. I’m already feeling turned on. I could surrender and have a sizzling, delicious night to cheer myself up. I deserve it, after all.

But what if there’s a chance of more than a great night? How should I play this? What do I
do
?

It would really help if my head wasn’t spinning.

“Ben, you have to understand.” I pull my arm away again. “It’s not like when we were eighteen, OK? I don’t just want a shag. I want … other things. I want marriage. I want commitment. I want to plan a life together with someone. Kids, the whole lot.”

“So do I!” he says impatiently. “Weren’t you listening? It should have been you all along.” His eyes are burning into mine. “Lottie. I never stopped loving you.”

Oh my God, he loves me. I feel a rush of tears again. And, looking at him, it comes to me that I never stopped loving him either. Maybe I just didn’t realize it, because it was a kind of low-level, steady love. Like a background hum. And now it’s swelling back up into full-blown passion.

“Nor did I,” I say, my voice trembling with sudden conviction. “I’ve loved you for fifteen years.”

“Fifteen years.” He’s clinging to my hand. “We were insane to let each other go.”

The romance of it all is overwhelming me. Talk about a story to tell at a wedding reception. Talk about oohs and aahs.
We were apart for fifteen years, but then we found each other again
.

“We have to make up for lost time.” He crushes my fingers to his mouth. “Darling Lottie. My love.” His words are like balm. The feel of his lips on my skin is almost unbearably delicious. For an instant I close my eyes. But, no. Alarm bells are ringing. I can’t bear this one to go wrong like all the others.

“Stop!” I whip my hand away. “Don’t! Ben, I know how this will play out, and I can’t bear it. Not again.”

“What are you talking about?” He stares at me, baffled. “All I did was kiss your fingers.”

His voice is a bit slurred.
Kish your fingersh
. But, then, so probably is mine.

I wait until the waiter has brushed away the crumbs from our table, then launch in again, my voice lowered and trembling.

“I’ve been here before. I know what happens. You kiss my fingers. I kiss your fingers. We have sex. It’s great. We have more sex. We’re besotted. We go on a mini-break to the Cotswolds. Maybe we buy a sofa together, or a bookshelf from Ikea. And then suddenly it’s two years later and we should be getting married … but somehow we don’t. We’ve gone off the boil. We argue and we break up. And it’s horrible.”

My throat is tight with misery at our fate. It’s so inevitable and it’s so sad.

Ben looks bewildered by the scenario I’ve painted.

“OK,” he says at last, eyeing me warily. “Well … what if we don’t go off the boil?”

“We do! It’s the law! It always happens!” I gaze at him, my eyes full of tears. “I’ve gone off the boil with too many guys. I
know
.”

“Even if we don’t buy a bookshelf from Ikea?”

I know he’s trying to be funny, but I’m serious. I’ve spent fifteen years of my life dating, I suddenly realize. Dating is not the solution to anything. Dating gave me Richard. Dating is the
problem
.

“There’s a good reason you went off the boil with those other guys.” Ben tries again. “They weren’t the right guys. But I am!”

“Who says you’re the right guy?”

“Because … because …
Jesus
! What will it take?” He thrusts his fingers through his hair, looking exasperated. “OK! You win. We’ll do it the old-fashioned way. Lottie, will you marry me?”

“Shut up.” I scowl. “You don’t have to make fun of me.”

“I mean it. Will you marry me?”

“Funny.” I take a slug of wine.

“I mean it. Will you marry me?”

“Stop it.”

“Will you marry me?” Now he’s speaking more loudly. A couple at the next table look over and smile.

“Shh!” I say irritably. “It’s not funny.”

To my utter shock, he gets out of his seat, kneels down, and clasps his hands. I can see other diners turning to watch.

My heart is pounding. No way. No
way
.

“Charlotte Graveney,” he begins, swaying slightly. “I’ve spent fifteen years chasing pale imitations of you, and now I’m back here with the original I should never have let go. My life has been darkness without you and now I want to switch on the light. Will you do me the honor of marrying me? Please?”

A weird sensation is stealing over me. I feel as if I’m turning into cotton wool. He’s proposing. He’s actually proposing. For real.

“You’re drunk,” I parry.

“Not that drunk. Will you marry me?” he repeats.

“But I don’t
know
you anymore!” I give a half laugh. “I don’t know what you do for a living, I don’t know where you live, I don’t know what you want in life—”

“Paper supply. Shoreditch. To be as happy as I was when I was with you. To wake up every morning and shag your brains out. To make babies who have your eyes. Lottie, I know it’s been years, but it’s still me. It’s still Ben.” His eyes crinkle in the way they always did. “Will you marry me?”

I stare at him, breathing hard, my head ringing. But I can’t quite tell if it’s bells of joy or an alarm siren.

I mean, I did think there was a chance he was still interested
in me. But this is beyond all my fantasies. He’s held a torch for me, all these years! He wants to get married! He wants kids! A noise is playing at the back of my mind. I think it could be violin music.
Maybe this is it. MAYBE THIS IS IT! Richard wasn’t it; Ben is it!

I take a swig of water and try to fight a way through my swirling thoughts. Let’s be sensible. Let’s just think this through carefully. Did we ever argue? No. Was he good company? Yes. Do I fancy him? Hell, yeah. Is there anything else I need to know about a potential husband?

“Do you have any nipples pierced?” I ask with sudden foreboding. Pierced nipples really aren’t my thing.

“Not one.” He rips open his shirt in a theatrical gesture, scattering buttons, and I can’t help staring. Mmm. Brown. Taut. He’s as tasty as he ever was.

“All you need to do is say ‘Yes.’” Ben spreads his arms with a drunken emphasis. “
All you need to do, Lottie, is say ‘Yes.’
We spend most of our lives messing things up because we think too much. Let’s not overthink this one. Fuck it, we’ve wasted enough time. We love each other. Let’s just jump.”

He’s right. We do love each other. And he wants to make babies who have my eyes. No one’s ever said anything so beautiful to me. Not even Richard.

My head is whirling. I’m trying to stay rational, but I’m losing my footing. Is this real? Is he just talking me into bed? Is this the most romantic moment of my life or am I an idiot?

“I … I think so,” I say at last.

“You
think
so?”

“Just … give me a moment.”

I grab my bag and head to the Ladies’; I have to think. Clearly. Or at least as clearly as I can, bearing in mind that
the room is spinning and my face in the mirror looks like it has three eyes.

It could work. I’m sure it could work. But how can I
make
it work? How can I not fall into the same predictable pattern as all my other dead-end, fizzle-out relationships?

As I comb my hair, my mind starts ranging over other first dates with other boyfriends. Other beginnings. I’ve stood in so many Ladies’ rooms over the years, refreshing my lipstick, thinking,
Is this The One?
Each time I’ve felt equally hopeful, equally fizzy. So where did I go wrong? What can I do differently? What can I
not
do that I normally do?

Suddenly I recall that book I was looking at this morning.
The Reverse Principle
. Flip the arrow. Change direction. That sounds good. Yes. But how do I change direction? And now the words of that mad old woman in the Ladies’ yesterday are ringing in my head. What did she say again?
Men are like jungle creatures. The minute they’ve found their kill, they eat it and fall asleep
. Maybe she wasn’t so mad after all. Maybe she had something.

Abruptly, I stop combing my hair. In a flash of inspiration, it has come to me. The answer. The left-field solution. I, Lottie Graveney, am going to reverse the pattern. I’m going to do the
opposite
of what I’ve done with all previous boyfriends.

I meet my eyes in the mirror. I look a little wild, but, then, is that any surprise? If I was exhilarated before, I’m euphoric now. I feel like a scientist who’s discovered a new, game-changing subatomic particle. I’m right. I know I’m right.
I’m right!

I stride back into the restaurant, staggering a little in my heels, and approach the table.

“No sex,” I say firmly.

“What?”

“Till we’re married. No sex.” I sit down. “Take it or leave it.”

“What?”
Ben looks flabbergasted, but I just smile serenely back. I’m brilliant. If he really loves me, he’ll wait. And there’ll be no chance of anyone going off the boil. None. And the best part is, we’ll have the hottest honeymoon
ever
. We’ll be connected and united and blissed out. Exactly like honeymooners should be.

His shirt is still hanging open. I picture him naked, in some gorgeous hotel bed, surrounded by rose petals. Just the idea makes me quiver.

“You’re kidding.” His face has completely dropped.
“Why?”