Authors: Gemma Townley
Tags: #Fiction, #Humorous, #Romance, #General, #Contemporary
Then do some research! Come on!
I knew it was a mistake letting my mother come. I sift through a few more papers. And then I see something interesting. Its a bank statement in Mikes name, but it isnt a U.K. bank. Its a Spanish one. And a lot of money has been deposited in the past month. Like hundreds of thousands of pounds.
And it hasnt come from Big Base Records, its from Proud Promotions. Ive never even heard of Proud Promotions.
Proud Promotions, I mutter to myself as I continue to sift through papers. Who the fuck are Proud Promotions?
My mother looks up. Dont swear, darling, its so unbecoming, she chides me. Now, did you say Proud Promotions? Theres an invoice here to Proud Promotions for ?100K. And look, another one for ?50K. And another . . . and another . . . is this what you need? Will this get that Mike what he deserves?
I want to say yes, that weve cracked it, but to tell the truth I have no idea whether these invoices are important or not. I need more information and I have no idea how to get it.
Unless . . . oh, but I couldnt, could I?
I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures. I take out my phone and dial a number.
Nigel Lymes.
Nigel! Youre there!
Of course Im here. Which you patently arent, Georgie. And unless you are ringing to tell me about a serious illness, I am going to be filing a report for HR this very afternoon.
Yes, look, Im sorry I havent been at work, but theres been a bit of an emergency.
I see. And would you like to elaborate any further?
Nigel, look, forget about this for a minute will you? I need your help.
Nigel pauses.
And why would you need my help?
Im in trouble, Nigel. A friend is, too. I need to find out some information about a companywho runs it and stuff. Its called Proud Promotions. Could you do a quick search for me?
You could go to Companys House, you know. Nigel doesnt appear to want to play ball.
I know that. I havent got the time though. Please, can you just see what you can dig out?
Nigel acquiesces and I hear him typing furiously.
Mum is scrabbling around on the floor piecing together balance sheets, letters, and bank statements covered in scribbles.
I cant believe that just a couple of days ago I was in this flat being impressed by Mikes decor. How convinced Id been that Mike had turned his life around just for me. How could I be so naive? I shudder to think of it.
I can hear Nigels computer whirring. Okay, he says, were getting somewhere now. Not much information, Im afraid.
My eyes are scanning the floor for something, anything, that might make some sense of all of this. I wish David was herehed know exactly what to take. Except if David was here, the police would probably turn up and then hed be done for trespassing, tooagain, all my fault. And then I see it. It is a statement of revenues from Proud Promotions, which has a company address in Switzerland. I pull it out from under a pile of press releases about the enormous success enjoyed by BB Records and the recent successful round of investment that had netted the company ?1.2 million.
The revenue statement shows that over the past year and a half, Proud Promotions revenues have totaled over a million pounds. All the revenue has come from Big Base Records.
Nigel, are you still there? I am breathless with excitement. The company isnt a U.K. oneits based in
Geneva, interrupts Nigel. Its a holding company, owned and set up by a Mr. Geoffrey Proud.
Geoffrey Proud. The name is sort of familiar, but I cant place it.
Just Geoffrey Proud, or is there a partner?
No, just Geoffrey.
Nigel, you are so my favorite person, thank you, I gush.
Is that all, then? Id hardly call that an emergency.
No, theres one more thing. Nigel, how easy do you think it would be to break into an airlines reservation system?
You are joking, I presume?
No. I need to know the details of a flight to Malaga. I know that its leaving tonight sometime; I just need to know which airport its going from and whether a Mike Marshall is booked on it.
You just need restricted flight information? Oh, well, thats easy, Nigel says sarcastically.
Please. I know you can do it. Look, I will do anything if you help me out, I promise.
Anything?
I hesitate. What could Nigel ask me to do? What am I saying? I quickly remind myself that I am doing this to save David.
Anything.
Dont call me Nigel anymore.
Im sorry? What?
Everywhere else Im known as Steve. Steve is my middle name. I tried telling personnel when I joined but they didnt remember. I want to be called Steve.
I take a long, deep breath. I cant believe it! I am so close to laughter, but I know I have to suppress it. Its just the idea of Nigel knowing how awful his name is and not saying anything for . . . how long can it be? Hes been at Leary much longer than meits probably near to fifteen years. Poor old Nigel. Sorry, Steve.
Steve, consider it done. And Ill make sure everyone else does, too.
And youll say you found out by accident? You wont tell them I asked you to?
Of course. You know, if you dont tell anyone about this.
Honestly, who needs colleagues you can go out to lunch with when Ive got a pal like Nigel? Maybe when this is all over Ill make him a cake with Steve written on it. Then again, maybe not . . .
Suddenly Mikes phone rings. Mum and I look at each other, not sure what to do. I mean, of course were sure what to do (not answer it, obviously), its just, you know, unexpected. We stare at the phone as it rings and then the answerphone kicks in.
Please leave a message after the tone. Short and to the point, I guess.
Geoff, its Rob here from Foxtons. Your buyers are wondering when your keys are going to be delivered. Ive had confirmation from your solicitors that the money has been transferred to the PP account, so if you could give me a call Id appreciate it. Ill try you on your mobile now.
Keys? Geoff? So that would make this Geoff Prouds flat. But then why did Mike pretend it was his? Why is Mikes stuff in it?
And then it hits me. Mike Geoffrey Marshall. The second name he professes to hate. I would bet my bottom dollar that his mothers maiden name is Proudits the oldest trick in the book. Mike has set up another company under a false name, and transferred all the investment money from Big Base Records to his fake one in Geneva. And now hes sold Geoffreys flat, and is planning to bugger off to Spain with all the money. Not if I can help it, hes not.
Got them! My mother holds up a cluster of bank statements triumphantly. There are a number of payments to solicitors, and some withdrawals from a Swiss bank account.
This is all the evidence David needs, surely. My heart is beating so loudly Im convinced Nigel will be able to hear it down the phone. David will be okay. Everythings going to be fine. If only we can stop Mike getting to Malaga.
Nigel, sorry, Steve, are you still there?
Yes. He sounds annoyed. Mike Marshall, you said?
Thats right. Traveling to Malaga tonight.
Theres a pause. And then I hear Nigels breathing get quicker.
Im sorry, Georgie, I just cant get through. Their security measures are too complex. Im . . . Im only a first stager, you might say. I havent really got on to the advanced stuff yet. Im really sorry . . .
He sounds distraught. I want to tell him that it doesnt matter, well find out another way, but I cant think of another way.
Are you sure? Cant you send someone an e-mail or something?
Georgie, these systems are just out of my league. Ive tried everything. I just cant get in. Is there anything else I can do?
No, no, dont worry. Look, thanks . . . Steve.
Yes, well. Be back at work tomorrow morning.
I quickly hang up and grab the statements. Ive got to get this information to David. Hell know what to do. And even if they cant catch Mike, at least David will be in the clear. He probably wont ever talk to me again, but at least I wont be responsible for ruining his life.
Mum, help me clear up this stuff so Mike doesnt suspect anything when he gets back.
My mother reluctantly tears herself away from Mikes bank statements and starts to put them in neat piles.
My mobile phone rings. Its James. He is breathing fast. Theres someone at the door, he says. Theres someone at the sodding door, and if your description of Mike is anything to go by, it looks like him.
My heart leaps into my mouth. He cant be here! I whisper. Hes at the office waiting for the disk.
No he bloody isnt, says James. Get out of there quickly!
The phone goes dead and I look at my mother with alarm. Hes here. James says hes outside! Mum looks up with alarm. I sneak up to the window to have a peek, and sure enough a cross-looking Mike is reaching for his keys. Only he cant find them. Of course he cant, I realize with relief. I have his keys.
He walks away from the door and I think were safe. But then he kneels down, and starts digging into a flower bed. He cant have hidden a spare set of keys there, surely? He has. Oh my God. Hes coming in!
This is not looking good. If Mike comes in, it isnt going to be easy to explain ourselves. We have broken into his house, and are stealing his papers. Mike will be in his rights to call the police, they will lock us up, and David will go to prison because he never got the information and . . .
Suddenly I hear a terrible crashing noise. Mike hears it, too, and turns away from the house. Quick! Hide! I hiss, and my mother and I dive behind the sofa next to the window. On the floor I see a postcard with a flamenco dancer on the front. I pick it up. The postmark is just two days ago, from London. Cant wait to dance the night away in Spain. See you in Malaga! Vanessa x.
Malaga? Vanessa? So Mike isnt going on his own? I rack my brain to think of a Vanessa Mike has mentioned, but I draw a blank.
And then I hear a familiar voice.
Im dreadfully sorry, but I think I may have driven into your car. Terrible shame. Probably going to cost the pair of us a fortune!
Its James! Out of the window I see the Mini crumpled into the back of Mikes BMW, and James is bumbling around pretending to look for his insurance details while Mike stares at the damage, aghast.
My mother looks furious. Hes been looking for an excuse to get rid of that car for ages, she says crossly. Its a perfectly good run-around.
Mum, I hiss, he did it to help us out. For Gods sake!
Us? Mike is shouting. I am not paying for any fucking damage. You stupid fat bastard!
How dare he! exclaims Mum. James is not fat. He is just carrying a little excess weight, and if that insolent young man thinks he can shout abuse at James, at my husband, well, hes got another think coming.
She gets up as if to jump to Jamess defense and I have to pull her back.
Hell recognize you, I hiss. Come on, lets get out of here.
Stuffing the papers under my shirt, we creep out the front door and down the stairs. As James demonstrates to Mike that the damage to his car is not significant by showing how easy it is to dislodge his number plate (See? These BMWs just dont have the craftsmanship of other cars. Your bumper would have fallen off on its own.), we quickly slip out the back door.
I need to get to David quickly. I kiss my mother and jump in a cab. I have never been to Davids offices before and as the taxi draws up in front of a huge building that seems to take up an entire road, I check the address again. Are you sure this is the right place?
I know that David works for one of the Big accounting firms, but I hadnt really expected the offices to be this big. The firm has offices all over the country, and all over the world, so I thought each one would be pretty small really.
The taxi driver grunts at me, and drives off, leaving me at the main door. The reception itself is as big as a nightclub, with paintings everywhere and clusters of leather chairs and sofas where people are sitting and having intense conversations. I walk hesitantly up to the reception desk.
Is David Bradley here?
One of the receptionists looks up. Do you have an appointment with Mr. Bradley?
Um, no, not really, I reply. But if you tell him Georgie is here, Im sure he wont mind.
The girl looks uncertain, but she dials a number anyway.
Hello, this is reception. We have a Georgie downstairs for David Bradley. There is a long pause. I see. Okay, thank you.
She smiles at me. Mr. Bradley cant see you, Im afraid.
No, you dont understand. Im his girlfriend, Georgie Beauchamp, I really have to see him very urgently. Please call him again.
The receptionist calls again. Oh hello, its reception here again. We have a Georgie Beauchamp down here very keen to see Mr. Bradley. Ah. Okay, well, thank you.
She looks up at me sympathetically. Im afraid he doesnt want to see you, she says softly.
My eyes start to well up. I cant believe this. Im being dumped by a receptionist. David hates me so much he cant even bear to set eyes on me.
I go over to one of the leather chairs and sit down, unsure what to do next. I cant just go, not until David has the disk. But if he wont see me, Im scuppered. I decide to wait. At some point David will have to leave the building, and when he does I will grab him and make him listen to me. I look at my watch. Its two-thirty. I pick up a copy of theFT from a table in front of me and begin to read.
Im in the middle of the TV review section when I sense someone coming toward me. I look up to see Davids glamorous partner from Rome approaching.
Hi! she says with a big smile. I work with David, and I understand you wanted to see him? Im afraid hes a bit tied up at the moment but I could give him a message for you if you want?
At last, someone who can actually help me!