When the Nines Roll Over (4 page)

He unzipped the back of her catsuit. Her skin was beautiful, the color of a cinnamon stick, and it flushed in the places where his mouth went. She shimmied out of the suit and stood naked before him, her hands covering her crotch with mock bashfulness. Tabachnik kissed her throat and her breasts and her belly, crouching lower and lower until he was on his knees.

When they finished they lay on their backs in bed and listened to the sleeping dog in the hallway moan in his dreams.

“I want to fly you out to L.A. and have you record a few demos.”

“We have demos,” said Molly, pointing to a black boom box piled with cassette tapes.

“I want them done right. We can fly out tomorrow.”

“What about everyone else? I'm not just going to leave them.”

Yes, you are, Tabachnik wanted to say, but instead he traced circles around her nipple with his fingertip and said, “I don't have the money to fly the whole band. We'll get you out there, have you meet a few people, send for everyone else later.”

“SadJoe won't like it. The Taints are his band.”

“I'll tell you what, Molly, the Taints might be his band, but you're the one people want to see. You're the one writing the songs. I was watching the kids at the club the other night, I was watching who
they
were watching, and it was all you. Nobody cares about the drummer.”

“I care about the drummer.”

Tabachnik had worked in this business for ten years and he'd come to believe that loyalty only existed when it was convenient for all parties. He'd never seen a band that he couldn't break up. He took no pleasure in splitting these people apart, he wasn't a sadist, but he felt no guilt either. They all believed they were destined to be stars and they were very sad to leave their friends behind but they got over it quickly. They understood that not everybody could be a star.

Tabachnik looked at Molly Minx and saw that she was looking at him. She was waiting to hear the rest. She would argue with him, but not with much passion.

“You're the one with the talent,” he told her. “I like SadJoe, he's a good kid, but you're the one with the talent.”

“I don't even know what talent means,” she said. She waited for him to speak but he kept his silence; he wanted her to give it a little effort. She wrote a song for the poor kid, she could at least give him a mild defense.

“I don't think I
believe
in talent,” she said at last.

Tabachnik believed in talent. A band he was scouting had opened for Buddy Guy in Atlanta and Tabachnik had stayed for the main act, had listened to Buddy Guy play guitar. On the drive back to his hotel, Tabachnik had thought,
I'll never be that good at anything.
It wasn't a big deal—most people would never be as good at anything as Buddy Guy was on the guitar. It was sad to realize you were lumped with most people, but it wasn't a big deal.

Still, he understood what Molly Minx was talking about. He wasn't trying to sign her because of her talent; she saw through that bullshit. He wanted her because she would sell records. That didn't mean she was talented and it didn't mean she was talentless. Talent was irrelevant to the equation.

“Listen,” he told her, “I'm putting you in a difficult position, I understand that. But it's not that complicated. Come with me to L.A. and good things will happen for you.”

She stared up at the batik tapestry that was tacked to the ceiling and didn't say anything.

“Oh,” he added, “do you have a copy of your recording contract lying around?”

“I think so. Why?”

“Let me take a look at it.”

She got out of bed and he sat up against the headboard and watched her squat beside a blue milk crate and rummage through a manila folder filled with receipts, bills, and certificates. He liked the efficient lines of her body. She looked like she could squat for hours, a peasant shelling peas.

When she found the contract he took it from her and studied it carefully. It had been printed on a dot-matrix printer with a dying ribbon. One page. A brown stain from a coffee mug neatly ringed the signatures. Tabachnik sighed. People were so stupid he no longer took pleasure in their stupidity.

“What's your real name, Molly?”

“Jennifer.” She was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching him.

“Your whole name.”

“Jennifer Serenity Prajadhikop.”

“Where are you from?”

“Toronto.”

“Really? Okay. Serenity. That's good. We'll need to retire Molly Minx.”

He folded the contract and handed it back to her. She fanned herself with it and said, “I can do that. I was getting kind of sick of it anyway. I've been Molly Minx since high school.”

The next day he took her out for lunch and then to the label's New York office. The receptionist sat behind a horseshoeshaped desk sheathed in black granite. Behind her, twenty-foot-high windows stared out at the Hudson River.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Tabachnik. Good afternoon, Serenity.”

Molly squinted at the woman as if trying to place her from high school days, and then she said, “Hey!” and tugged on Tabachnik's jacket sleeve. “They already know me!”

He took her into an empty conference room, left her staring at the platinum records on the wall and the giant photographs of smirking singers. In an unused office he phoned Steinhardt, the label's president, and waited for the assistant to patch him through.

“Tabachnik? How's our girl?”

“We got her. Schmucks had the group signed to a two plus one, but they have her listed in contract
and
in signature on her stage name.”

“Ha, I love it. Well, they might sue on breach of good faith.”

“I already faxed a copy to Lefschaum. We're clear.”

“Yeah, good faith my left nut. Get her out here. Get her name on a six plus one and let's make this girl happen.”

“It turns out she's Canadian.”

“Uh-huh,” said Steinhardt. “Everyone turns out to be Canadian.”

Tabachnik didn't know what that meant. When you were the boss, you got to say inscrutable things and everybody would nod as if Confucius were just reborn and not a minute too soon.

“How's the wife?”

“Lenis?” asked Steinhardt, as if the word
wife
were too vague. “She's in Montana this weekend with the dogs. I better run, buddy. Listen, good job. You're my ace.”

Tabachnik hung up the phone and stared out at the Hudson. A Circle Line boat was pushing north through the gray water. Tourists pressed against the starboard railing and snapped photographs of the Manhattan skyline. Tabachnik waved. Their flashbulbs flashed, pointlessly, and Tabachnik waved both hands, knowing he would never show up in any of the pictures.

Nothing went wrong. He flew back to L.A. with Molly Minx. She began introducing herself as Serenity—“Just Serenity,” she told people—but he still thought of her as Molly Minx. He had one of the girls from the label take her shopping on Melrose, and that night she modeled her new outfits for him. He told her she looked good in vinyl and she said, “Are my breasts too small?”

He thought they probably were but he shook his head and said, “Not for me.”

They decided that she would stay in his apartment for a few weeks, until she learned her way around the city. He wasn't used to having a roommate. He hated sharing breakfast, hated having to say “Pass the orange juice, please,” hated to hear about her ornately symbolic dreams from the night before. But Tabachnik noticed that the apartment felt empty when she was away. He noticed that he was almost always happy to hear her key turning the lock. They would put her face on television soon, they would put her face on CD sleeves and promotional posters and billboards, but right now he was the only one looking.

She signed a contract rendering exclusive recording services to the label for six records, plus a seventh at the label's option. When she received her advance she held the check between both palms as if fearing that the zeros might roll off like stray Cheerios. That night she took Tabachnik out for sushi on Ocean Avenue and forced him to drink shot after shot of sake with her. He got drunk for the first time in years. Later, at home, he knelt before the toilet, returning fishes to the sea, while she sat on the edge of the bathtub, writing lyrics in a spiral-bound notebook.

The next morning he was in a nasty mood. He left the apartment without waking her and went straight to work. His assistant was already there. She greeted him cheerfully and Tabachnik smiled his tight-lipped smile and closed the office door behind him.

He skimmed the trades, glancing at each headline and noting names and dollar amounts. He paged through poorly written reports from junior A&R reps and then jotted a few comments on Post-its that he stuck to the appropriate demo tapes stacked on his desk:
pretty boys + good dancers; lead sing hot black chick; lead sing Marc Bolan's son.
He checked his e-mail quickly, deleting messages marked URGENT! from agents and managers, scanning a tedious missive from Steinhardt, deleting a long list of dead lawyer jokes sent from the London office, opening a file attachment and staring at a photograph of his baby nephew. He could see no family resemblance, which he figured was lucky for the kid, and he deleted the file.

The last message came from Joseph Paul Bielski. Tabachnik had not heard the name before. He opened it and read: THIS IS TABACHDIK HE GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD •:( THIS IS TABACHDIK AND THERES A SPEER STICKING IN HIS HEAD--->:( THIS IS TABACHDIK HE GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD BUT HES OKAY ABOUT IT •:) AND THESE ARE THE SPREAD CHEEKS OF MY ASS )*( SAYING KISS ME TABACHDIK! SEE YOU SOON, SADJOE.

He called for his assistant and when she came into the office he pointed to his computer screen and asked, “How did this guy get my e-mail address?”

She read the message and laughed. “Tabachdik? What is he, five years old?”

“I don't give this out to strangers. Did somebody call here asking for it?”

She closed her eyes and rapped her forehead with her knuckles. “Thinking, thinking . . . yes! Somebody called.”

Tabachnik stared at his assistant and wished that he were a woman, a very large woman, so he could pound the little twit senseless.

“Look, I've told you before, take a message and I'll contact them. Okay? Assume that everyone calling is a psychotic. All right, good-bye. And no more, okay? Next you'll be giving these fuckers my home address.”

His assistant had the door halfway opened. She stopped and looked back at him, her mouth open in a small
o
. “Ooh,” she said. “Uh-oh.”

Tabachnik asked Molly if SadJoe still had the rifle he used to shoot out the
S
's. She didn't know. He asked her if SadJoe was the sort of person who might plot a violent revenge. She pursed her lips, thought about it for a while, and said, “No.”