Read When You Least Expect It Online
Authors: Whitney Gaskell
When You Least Expect It
Praise for the Novels of Whitney Gaskell
Good Luck
“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but you’ll have a blast reading along as Lucy (with her $87 million) learns that lesson.”
—
Redbook
“Gaskell has crafted an emotional roller coaster of a novel. The highs are funny and furious, and the lows will tug at readers’ heartstrings as they relish this superb tale of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.”
—
Booklist
(starred review)
“Frothy wish-fulfillment fantasy.”
—
Publishers Weekly
Mommy Tracked
“There are few periods more challenging for women than the preschool years, and this compassionate novel captures that time in all its endearing, slovenly, enchanting glory.”
—
BookPage
“An excellent read … Gaskell has so many fine points in this book, it was hard to put it down.”
—Coffee Time Romance
“[This book] celebrates motherhood, marriage, and friendship with humor and vibrant insight.”
—
Publishers Weekly
“Poignant, funny, and peppered with snappy dialogue,
Mommy Tracked
is a great addition to the friendship book list, which includes
Waiting to Exhale, The Circle of Five
, and
The Dirty Girls Social Club
.”
—
Booklist
“It’s like reading a really juicy grown-up Judy Blume book.”
—Wacky Mommy
“Filled with humor, charm, and richly developed characters.”
—Fresh Fiction
“A laugh-out-loud, witty view of motherhood.”
—
Romantic Times
Testing Kate
“Whitney Gaskell delivers a vibrant story and memorable characters that will appeal to chick-lit and women’s fiction readers…. This storyline about the first year of law school remains fresh yet familiar in the capable hands of Gaskell….
Testing Kate
is a testament to the remarkable skill of its author to turn a stressful situation like law school into a delightful novel.”
—Fresh Fiction
“Gaskell … relieves the high school–like atmosphere with sharp dialogue and various forays into New Orleans culture.”
—
Publishers Weekly
“A very readable, enjoyable story, and readers will root for Kate all the way through and cheer her decisions at the end.”
—Romance Reviews Today
She, Myself & I
“Smart, funny, sexy, and refreshingly real … unputdownable.”
—Melissa Senate, author of
See Jane Date
“Engagingly written.”
—
The Boston Globe
“A warm, funny, charming, and engrossing story that will hook anyone who has a sister—and any lover of quality fiction who doesn’t.”
—Valerie Frankel, author of
Fringe Benefits
“A gossipy, funny book about women you’ll think you’ve met.”
—The
Facts
(TX)
“Engaging … rapid page-flipping reading … Funny, intelligent, and rational, this book is a joy to read.”
—Curled Up with a Good Book
“A fresh, clever story about cold feet, morning sickness, and the one who got away.”
—Beth Kendrick, author of
Second Time Around
“Will appeal to readers of both chick lit and women’s fiction…. You’ll find yourself laughing up a storm…. This reviewer is not only searching for the author’s backlist, but is also anxiously awaiting her future releases.”
—A Romance Review
“A witty, fast-paced, and intensely entertaining journey through the lives of three unforgettable sisters. Whitney Gaskell finds the humor and the heart in each and every one of her characters, a talent that makes the pages come to life and literally turn themselves.”
—Lindsay Faith Rech, author of
Losing It
“Whitney Gaskell delivers another winner. As funny as it is warm and touching, this is going on my keeper shelf along with all of Whitney’s books. Filled with her trademark mixture of humor and poignancy, it made me laugh, cry, and wish I had sisters! Can’t wait for the next one!”
—Lani Diane Rich, author of
Wish You Were Here
True Love (And Other Lies)
“Funny, romantic … an entertaining read with all the right stuff.”
—Romance Reviews Today
“A hilarious story about love and friendships … A compelling, thought-provoking, and nevertheless entertaining book … breezy, delightful, and well worth reading.”
—The Best Reviews
“Witty, honest, and refreshingly fun.”
—RoundTable Reviews
Pushing 30
“Feisty, poignant, sexy, and packed with delicious comedy.”
—Sue Margolis, author of
Forget Me Knot
“A breezy romp.”
—
The Miami Herald
“A sprightly debut … breezy prose, sharp wit … a delightful romantic comedy heroine.”
—
Publishers Weekly
“Gaskell takes a familiar ‘oh-no’ chick-lit theme and turns it sprightly on its ear…. What sets
Pushing 30
apart from others in the genre is Gaskell’s sharp writing and skillful handling of many plot strands as it weaves into a cohesive, thoroughly satisfying read.”
—
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
“Gaskell’s characters are funny and sexy as she incorporates serious issues of female friendships, family demands, and personal choices into her story.”
—
Rendezvous
“Witty and fast-paced, it’s great chick lit.”
—BookReporter.com
Also by Whitney Gaskell
Pushing 30
True Love (And Other Lies)
She, Myself & I
Testing Kate
Mommy Tracked
Good Luck
For George
One
INDIA
I’ve always loved the light by the ocean at the end of the day. Those magical moments, just as the sun is sinking low in the sky, when everything on the beach is cast in a rosy, golden glow. I raised my ever-present camera and snapped a few shots of Miles, Rose, and Luke as they played at the water’s edge. The three of them had found a stick and were taking it in turn to throw into the water for Otis, our black and white border collie mix. He barked happily and plunged into the foamy white surf after it.
“Otis is going to smell like a fish after this,” I said, lowering the camera.
Jeremy was in the middle of attempting to get the charcoals on the hibachi to catch fire. He looked up in Otis’s direction and grinned. Jeremy had an appealing, open face with a high forehead, long chin, and oversized, Jimmy Durante nose.
“Maybe he’s part fish. He’s always loved to swim,” he said, running a hand through his short red-brown hair until it stood up on end.
“It’s good to see him active. His arthritis has been so bad lately,” I said.
“Otis and I are both getting to be old men,” Jeremy agreed. He sat back on his heels, admiring the charcoal, which was now
smoking nicely. It had been a warm day—typical weather for West Palm Beach in the late spring—but there was a breeze blowing off the water.
“Not so old,” I said, dropping a kiss on the top of his head. I settled down on the plaid blanket we’d spread out over the sand, and began to rummage through the cooler.
“What gourmet delicacies are we cooking up tonight? Breast of duck in a sour cherry reduction sauce? Beef tenderloin with roasted shallots?” Jeremy asked, settling down next to me on the blanket. He lay on his back, his hands folded behind his head, and closed his eyes.
“Hot dogs,” I said, holding up the plastic-wrapped package. “Followed by marshmallows.”
Jeremy opened one eye and squinted at me. “God, I love you,” he said reverently.
“Because I brought hot dogs?” I asked, smiling down at him.
“Partly because of the hot dogs. But mostly because of the marshmallows,” he said.
“Not just marshmallows,” I said. I rummaged in an oversized tote bag and pulled out a box of graham crackers and a six-pack of chocolate bars. “We’re going to make s’mores. Your favorite.”
“Will you marry me?”
“I’m already married to you.”
“Good thing. A woman who serves me processed meat products and s’mores. What more could any man want?” Jeremy said. He sat up, propping himself on bent arms. “Should I call the wild bunch up here?”
“Give them a few minutes. The hot dogs still have to cook,” I said, pulling a bunch of bamboo skewers out of the bag. I looked at them doubtfully. “Do you think these are long enough to roast the marshmallows on? I don’t want one of the kids to catch fire.”
“Yeah, we’d have a hard time explaining that to Mimi and Leo,” Jeremy said.
“They’d never let us babysit again,” I agreed.
The children belonged to my best friend, Mimi, and her husband, Leo. They were on a romantic overnight getaway to South Beach, so Miles, Rose, and Luke were spending the night with Jeremy and me.
“Are the coals hot enough?” I asked.
“They should be,” Jeremy said, reaching for the shrink-wrapped package of hot dogs. He pulled the dogs out and, one by one, dropped them on the grill.
While the hot dogs sizzled, I got out paper plates, napkins, mustard, and a bag of potato chips. The children, sensing food was imminent, abandoned the stick-tossing game and ran up the beach toward us. Otis, soggy but triumphant, followed them at a trot, proudly holding the stick in his mouth.
“I’m starving,” Miles announced, tripping just as he reached us. He tried to cover his embarrassment over this clumsiness by flopping down on the blanket, but his cheeks flushed red. Miles, ten, had recently gone through a growth spurt and was still getting used to his new longer legs and arms.
“You’re always hungry,” Rose said, daintily brushing the sand off her bare legs before sitting down cross-legged next to me. Rose, age eight, was our goddaughter. She was her mother in miniature—the same slanting dark eyes and full lips, an identical cloud of dark hair. The only traces of Leo were evident in her long nose and slightly squared chin.
“Look who’s talking,” Miles retorted. “Mom says that you eat more than you weigh on a daily basis.”
“Liar,” Rose said, but without much rancor.
Six-year-old Luke, who’d been unsuccessfully attempting to convince Otis to part with his stick, sat down next to his sister. He had a sturdier build than his lanky big brother and still had baby-rounded cheeks. His small, square feet were caked with sand. I considered brushing them off, but then decided it was a lost cause.
“What are you making for us?” Luke asked. He regarded me with large, suspicious brown eyes.
“Hot dogs,” I said as I handed out plates with rolls and chips on them. “There’s mustard here. Does anyone want ketchup? Or relish? I have chopped onions, too.”
“Dinner is served,” Jeremy said, setting a paper plate full of hot dogs down on the blanket. Miles and Rose fell on their dinners as though they hadn’t eaten in days, but Luke frowned and poked his hot dog suspiciously.
