Witch Hunt (2 page)

A silly order really, but he’d been told at the start: you either follow the orders to the letter or you don’t take the job.

‘I’ll take the job,’ he’d said. But the man had shaken his head.

‘Don’t make up your mind so quickly, Mr Grane.’ That was the way he’d said it - Grane. He had trouble with consonants. Danish? Something Scandinavian? Or Dutch maybe? ‘Take your time. You need to be sure for yourself. I’ll telephone you next week. Meantime, happy sailing.’

Happy sailing? Well, plain sailing anyway. Crane didn’t expect trouble. There was no Customs activity to speak of round here these days. Cutbacks. The British coastline was like a net - full of holes through which you could push unseen anything you liked. Crane had been definite about that.

‘Not if it’s drugs. I won’t have anything to do with drugs.’

The foreigner had shaken his head slowly. ‘Nothing like that. It’s just a body.’

‘A body?’

‘A live body, Mr Grane. Very much alive. Someone who wants to see England but finds themself stranded on the Continent without a passport.’

‘Ah.’ Crane had nodded at that. He had his ideas: missing peers, runaways, crooks from the Costa Del Sol who’d decided they’d pay anything for the pleasure of an afternoon in a British boozer. ‘What about a name then?’

Another shake of the head. ‘No names, Mr Grane.’

‘So how will I know I’ve got the right person?’

An indulgent smile. ‘How many people do you think will be in the middle of the English Channel at midnight, waiting to meet a boat?’

Crane had laughed. ‘Not many, I suppose. Any night in particular?’

‘I’ll let you know. I must warn you now, you won’t get much notice, a few hours at most. So make sure you are home every evening. Make sure you remain available. And Mr Grane ... ?’

‘Yes?’

‘Better think up a story to tell your wife.’

His wife! Least of his problems, he’d assured the man. But the man had seemed to know quite a lot about his problems, hadn’t he? The way he’d approached Crane that early morning outside the office, telling him he might have some work for him. But he hadn’t wanted to discuss it in Crane’s office. They’d arranged to meet in a pub instead, that lunchtime.

With nothing to lose, but suspecting some kind of trap, Crane had gone along. What he hadn’t told the man was that one of his own men, Mike McKillip, was in the bar too. First sign of trouble, Mike’s orders were to wade in. Mike liked a bit of a barney, and Crane had slipped him a twenty as drinking money.

But there’d been no barney, no trap, just a muted conversation, mostly one way. A business proposition ... believe you own a boat ... financial difficulties ... would like to hire your services. That was the way he’d put it: ‘I would like to hire your services.’ Like George Crane was some tugboat skipper. But then the man had started to talk serious money. He offered £1,000 on acceptance of the contract - he’d called it that too, making it sound like ‘gontrag’—£2,000 on delivery, and a further and final £2,000 twelve weeks after delivery.

‘Three months? How do I know you won’t ... I mean, I’m not suggesting ... but all the same.’ Crane’s head spun with thoughts of money. He gulped a mouthful of whisky.

Cue the smile. ‘You are a businessman, Mr Grane. Cautious, prudent, and suspicious. You are quite right. But the time-lag is so we can assure ourselves of your silence. If we don’t pay, you could go to the police with your story.’

‘Hardly! I’d be an accomplice.’

‘Nevertheless, you could tell your story. We would rather pay for your silence. Two thousand seems to me a small price to pay for the gift of silence.’

George Crane still wasn’t sure about that. What story could he possibly tell? Still, he’d have done the job for three grand in any case, and three grand was what he’d have by the end of tonight’s little adventure. Three thousand beautiful pounds, a thousand of which had already been lodged in what he called his ‘Number Four Account’, one of several he’d managed to keep hidden from the Inland Revenue’s sniffer-dogs (the same sniffer-dogs he’d suspected of laying a trap for him in the first place). There was fifty quid to pay Brian, of course. It didn’t seem much, but anything higher and he might start to get suspicious. Fifty was just right for Brian: enough to buy his fidelity, but not enough to get him excited.

There were lights along the coast, welcoming lights. He turned to Brian now. ‘Better tell her we’re home.’

‘I think she already knows.’

And here she was, coming in a crouch through the small doorway and on to deck, pulling her rucksack behind her. She stood up straight, stretching her back. She was tall, five-ten or thereabouts. Tall and thin. Hard to tell much more through the waterproof she was wearing. She had a package with her which she held out to Crane. He accepted it.

‘Brian,’ he said, ‘take over here for a sec.’

‘Right, Skipper.’

Crane made his way to the side of the boat, nearest to the land. There was enough light to see by. He didn’t want Brian to see how much money was involved. He tore open the package and flipped through the wad of notes. Fifties. Looked like about forty of them. Well, he wasn’t going to stand here counting them out like Shylock. He stuffed them into his inside jacket pocket, creating a comfortable bulge, and returned to the wheel. The woman was looking at him, so he nodded towards her. Only towards her, not
at
her. It was difficult to meet her eyes, difficult to hold their gaze. It wasn’t that she was beautiful or anything (though she might be in daylight). But she was ... intense. And almost scowling, like she was spoiling for a fight.

‘Round the coast a little way yet, Brian,’ Crane said. ‘Just outside the town, that’s the drop.’

‘How much longer?’ she asked. Yes, European, thought Crane. Probably British, but she looked as if she’d been away for a while.

‘Five minutes,’ he said. He produced a hip flask from his pocket and unscrewed the top. ‘A drop of malt,’ he explained. ‘Care for a tot?’

She shook her head, but as he drank deep she said: ‘Good health.’

He exhaled noisily. ‘Thank you. And here’s to yours.’ Then he passed the depleted flask to Brian, who finished it off in a mouthful.

‘We’ve got a dinghy,’ Crane announced. It was good policy to look helpful if he wanted future contracts. ‘We can row you ashore.’

‘I’ll swim. Just get me close.’

‘The water’s freezing,’ Brian protested. ‘You’ll catch your death.’

But she was shaking her head.

‘And what about your bag?’

‘It’s waterproof, and so am I.’

‘It’ll sink like a—’

She was taking off the waterproof, slipping out of her shoes, undoing her jeans. The two men watched. Underneath, she was wearing a one-piece black bathing costume.

‘I must get one of those for the wife,’ Crane muttered.

She was stuffing her clothes into the rucksack. ‘I’ll change back when I reach shore.’

Brian, staring at her long white legs, seemed to be picturing this. Truth be told, Crane was picturing it too. She might not be beautiful, but she had a body. Christ, she had a body.

‘Thanks for the thought,’ she said finally, with a slight twist of her lips. It was as if she’d been reading their minds.

‘It’s been a pleasure,’ said Crane. ‘A pleasure.’

They dropped her off and watched for a few moments as she struck for shore. She swam strongly, dragging the rucksack after her. They were no more than a hundred yards from land. It looked like she’d make it with ease. Then Crane remembered his orders.

‘Back out to sea with her, Brian. We’ll come around to Sandgate. Home before dawn with a bit of luck.’

‘She was something, wasn’t she, Skip?’ Brian was still gazing towards shore.

‘Yes, son,’ admitted Crane. ‘She was something.’

She changed quickly. The rucksack contained quite a lot, including several changes of clothes and shoes. It also contained air pockets to help keep it afloat. She deflated these. The rucksack had been heavier early on in the evening. She smiled at the memory. Wrapped in polythene in an already waterproofed pocket was a diary, and beside it some odds and ends of make-up. The make-up was like a talisman to her. Make-up was the beginning of disguise. What else was in the rucksack? You could tell a lot about a woman from the contents of her bag. If you tried hard, this rucksack would tell you a lot too. Passport, driving licence, money. A few small tools. Some packages of what looked like plasticine. A tarot pack. A handgun. That was about it.

She didn’t look out to sea, but she listened to it. The steady clash of waves, the whistling wind. Exhilarating. Her hair, pinned back, was still drying quickly, her scalp chilled by the wind. A sharp salt smell clung to her. Her eyes were closed slightly as she listened. Then, in the distance, she heard a loudish pop, there and then not there. Like the meeting of balloon and pin at a children’s party. She knew she had measured the amount of the charge well, and had placed it well too, down in the bowels of the boat. The hole blown in the hull would be a couple of metres in diameter. The vessel would sink in seconds, seconds of shock and horror for its crew. And if the explosion didn’t kill the two men outright ... well, what chance of their reaching land? No chance for the older man, minimal for the younger. Minimal was as much as she liked to leave to chance. But she hung around for a while anyway, just in case anyone did reach shore. There was a certain amount of shelter so she did not freeze. In fact, the breeze was growing almost warm. Or perhaps she was just getting used to being back.

No sign of the two men. She waited seventy-five minutes, then unpinned her long hair, letting it fall forwards over her face. A simple trick, but one which reduced her age by several years, especially when she was not wearing make-up. She thought of the boat a final time. It would be a mere oil slick now. Perhaps banknotes were floating on the tide. Useless things anyway.

She made her way to the main road and began to walk. Hitching along the south coast. Going to visit a friend in Margate. (Or Cliftonville: dare she say Cliftonville?) Didn’t get a lift out of Folkestone, so spent the night there, sleeping rough by the roadside ...

That was the story she would tell to whichever motorist picked her up. Someone would pick her up. Some man, most probably. She was a single woman, young. They might lecture her about the dangers of hitching alone. She would listen. She was a good listener. A lorry driver might even go out of his way and take her to Margate or Cliftonville in a single run. Of course, he would expect a favour in return, something more than her good ear. Her good mouth maybe. But that was all right. That wasn’t a problem for her. She was someone else after all, wasn’t she? And tomorrow she would be someone else again ...

Cassandra

Tuesday 2 June

Everyone in the Collator’s Office had what might be termed a ‘clerical mind’. Which is to say that they were scrupulous in their filing. They were, in fact, a kind of pre-information technology production line, feeding data into the central computer. This was their purpose in the Collator’s Office. It was up to the computer to decide whether some news item or other might be important. The computer was capable of taking a petrol station hold-up in Kelso, the abduction of a girl in Doncaster and the finding of a body in rural Wales, and making of them a pattern.

But most of the time it didn’t. Most of the time it just sat wherever it sat, a glutton’s bottomless stomach, ingesting story after story, item after item, without excreting anything in return. A lot of false roads were taken, a lot of palpable nonsense spewed up by the computer. And occasionally a nugget of truth, but not often. No, not very often.

There were times when Collator’s Assistant Jack Constant thought that the only things keeping him sane were the editions of French newspapers which he brought into work with him. Constant thought he’d plumbed the depths of boredom and futility during his year-long stint as Clerical Assistant in the office of Her Majesty’s Collector of Taxes. He’d spent the year sending out demands and reminders and final notices, noting payments and passing the non-payers onto his boss. A year of ledgers, producing in him a ledger mentality. But then computerisation had ‘saved’ him by taking over his most onerous tasks, and a series of shuffles between departments had seen him dropped finally into the Collator’s Office. The pit.

‘So how goes the Font of All Knowledge?’ asked Cynthia Crockett, a fellow CA. Each day, sometimes in the morning, sometimes after the lunch break, she asked this question with the same quizzical smile. Maybe she thought it was funny.

‘Foak knows,’ replied Constant, FOAK being the Font of All Knowledge, the central computer. Another CA, Jim Wilson, had another name for it. He called it the Fat Controller, or, when in a bad temper, even the Fat Bastard. He’d once come into work wearing a T-shirt printed with the legend WHO’S THAT FAT BASTARD? Mr Grayson, the office head, had summoned him into the inner sanctum for a quiet, disciplined word about dress code.

Afterwards, Wilson had not been mollified. ‘Wants us wearing suits and bloody ties. I mean, it’s not like we’re dealing with the public, is it? We never see anyone. Nobody except old Grayskull himself.’

But he hadn’t worn the T-shirt again.