Witch & Wizard (8 page)

Whoosh!
I was aflame for the first time since we’d gotten to Camp Alcatraz. Big flames. Impressive, even to a fire starter like me.

Whit cheered. “Thatagirl!”

Through the veil of dancing flames, I saw the Visitor staring at me in horror, backing away hurriedly toward the door. I opened my arms and stalked him like a zombie. “How ’bout a hug, big fella?”

“Freak!” the Visitor yelled just before he slammed the door to our cell.

“Way to prove we’re just kids, inferno girl,” Whit said. “But very cool anyway.”

I DIPPED THE TOOTHBRUSH in the gray-watered toilet and scrubbed another inch of floor. I was singing as if I had lost my mind, and probably I had.

“I’ve been working on the railroad, all the livelong day.”

By this time I’d been through every single
good
song I could remember the lyrics to—and believe me, there are a
lot
—and now I was at the very bottom of the barrel, reaching back to preschool days. I used to be the ultimate karaoke queen, because I grew up with my parents always playing all kinds of music at our house: old stuff, new stuff, classical, blues, jazz, rock, pop, and, yeah, even hiphop. I’m talking everything from Toasterface to Ron Sayer to Lay-Z.

That’s how freaking cool my parents were. I mean,
are.

That fleeting bittersweet thought of my mom and dad got me out of the scrubbing groove, and I had to belt out the song even louder to reboot. Clearly, Whit wasn’t interested in listening.

“So, the Visitor seems afraid of fire,” Whit said, leaning against the wall for a work break.

“Yeah, Whitford,
most
people don’t freak out when somebody suddenly bursts into flames,” I said, rolling my eyes. “What a wuss that Visitor is.”

“We’re a witch and a wizard. What does that even
mean?
” Whit continued. “It’s been a long time since I’ve read any fairy tales. I couldn’t even tell you what witches and wizards are supposed to do… except—shouldn’t we at least be able to do things
on purpose,
instead of all this stuff we have no control over?”

“I know. If I had a dime for every ‘
alakazam
’ I’ve done where nothing happened, I’d be able to buy a brand-new wardrobe. With a cute purse-size dog to match every outfit.” I paused, my arm aching. “Wait. I take that back. I don’t even
want
that. I want—”

Whit interrupted my reverie. “There has to be a point—”

His voice was clipped by a strangled gulp. I jumped to my feet. Whit was staring at his arm.

So was I.

His hand had sunk right into the wall.

Not “sunk” like he’d busted his fist right through the cement. More “sunk” like, I don’t know, the molecules that made up the wall had rearranged themselves around his hand.

“Um, can you take your hand
out?
” I asked. “Please try.”

A concerned look crossed my brother’s face, but he removed his hand without any obvious pain or resistance. We both examined it: same old hand. Then he put it against the wall and gently pushed again. The hand sank in several inches, its outline blurring beneath the wall molecules.

“I can only go in up to my elbow,” he reported. “After that, the wall sort of firms up again.”

I shook my head. “Totally bizarre. But useful? Not so much. Not unless you can go all the way through. For God’s sake, don’t put your head in there,” I said.

Whit’s muffled voice came next.

He had stuck his head in the wall.

“You won’t believe this!” His words were garbled. “Total mindblower.”

I BLINKED—YOU KNOW, like, whoever blinks first loses.

I could see… a total shadow world. It looked like a whole other dimension, another reality. Everything was black, or gray, or tinged with glowy green. I could make out fuzzy shapes moving and staticky snippets of distorted conversation.

It was kind of like watching a horror movie on an old TV with incredibly bad reception.

Wisty had started pulling on my shirt from the other side of the wall. I could barely hear her voice, which freaked me out in itself.

Some of the shadows were getting clearer—because they were coming closer, which I didn’t particularly appreciate so much.

“Just stay where you are,” I tried to say, but my voice was lost. Then one of the shadow people turned toward me anyway, like it could hear.

It sure looked like a human form. Then the mouth opened—nothing but a shapeless splotch in a dark shadow world. If the figure was saying something, I couldn’t understand.

Slowly, it approached—cautiously. Then I distinctly heard the words “Is someone there?”

As I watched in awed silence, the shadow’s face became clearer, more detailed—until I screamed.

It was Celia.

And this time it wasn’t a dream.

“CELIA!” I CALLED OUT, but my throat felt raw and my voice seemed to get snatched away from me again, not to mention that my knees had begun to knock.

Celia froze, looking all around, like she didn’t see me standing right there a few feet away from her.

“Celia! It’s me, Whit. I can see you. I’m here.
Wherever this is.
”

Suddenly her eyes locked on mine. She blinked. Blinked a second time. Then she stepped back in surprise.

“It’s me. I’m really here. You said we’d meet again. For real.”

On the other side, Wisty was still calling my name, yelling for me to come back. But I couldn’t tear my eyes away from Celia. Her skin seemed even paler than in my dreams. But her eyes still shone, spoke the truth to me, and she was as beautiful as ever, maybe even more beautiful. She had this inner light.

“Whit?” She licked her lips—a familiar nervous habit of hers—and finally came closer. “Whit, I can see you now. How did you—where are you?”

“Believe it or not, I’m in the bathroom of a cell in a mental hospital,” I said, my words spinning away from me. I felt like I had to reach out to her. Maybe I could pull Celia back with me. “But where are you?”

Celia gave me the oddest look, and a cold hand grabbed at my heart.

“Whit,” she whispered urgently, “you have to go right now. You shouldn’t be here. It’s dangerous!”

“Why?!” I burst out.

“I’m sorry,” Celia began, “but I have to tell you what really happened to me.” Then her voice broke, and she started to cry. “They murdered me. They said… it was because of you and your sister. It happened at the Hospital, Whit. The New Order and The One Who Is The One—he’s behind this. He’s so awful, so powerful.”

I was crying now too. My body was shaking and numb at the extremities. “I see you. You said we’d meet. And you’re here with me.
You’re not dead, Celia.
”

“Don’t come here again, Whit,” she warned. “This is the Shadowland. It’s a place for spirits. That’s what I am now. I’m a ghost.”

“WHIT, COME BACK here this second!
Whitford!
”

Suddenly I felt Wisty’s wiry arms loop really tight around my waist. “Wisty, no!” I tried to push her off, but she’d always been like a limpet, able to cling, and strong. I could feel her brace her feet against the wall, and then she pulled as hard as she could, even as I fought against her.

Either I wasn’t as strong as I used to be, or Wisty was stronger than ever. She yanked me out of the wall, away from Celia, and we both flew across the room. We hit hard against the opposite wall.

We got ourselves untangled, but I rushed back to the wall like somebody possessed.

“Whit, no!” Wisty yelled.
“NO! No, Whit. Please.”

“Celia!” I screamed, my lips pressed against the cool surface. “Come back!” I pushed at the wall. Pounded it. Tried to put my fist through it. I couldn’t get inside again. Finally I gave up and broke down.

Wisty just stared at me, with both hands clasped on top of her head. She had every reason to believe that I’d gone over the edge for good.

“Wisty, I saw Celia.”

“What?”
She stared blankly. “In the
wall?
”

I told her everything that I’d seen, everything Celia said. How she’d been killed because of us. How she was a ghost now.

Wisty was speechless as she tried to process the next unbelievable twist in our lives:
I had seen and talked to a ghost.

Then I heard the sound of the door to our cell being unlocked.

THE MATRON BARGED IN and informed us we were going back to see Judge Ezekiel Unger, of all people. Maybe there had been a mistake, and we weren’t the witch and wizard? Or our parents had interceded somehow? Whatever it was, something major had happened. Maybe we were going to get a sliver of our humanity back.

After a not-so-tender good-bye from the Matron came a fast ride in a grungy van that had the coppery smell of blood, and maybe the scent of something that very scared animals do.

“You’re shivering,” said Whit. He gently kissed the top of my head. The fact is that we had always loved each other, but we’d quarreled over the most petty and ridiculous things. No more.
Life,
as the wiser-than-you-might-think saying goes,
is too short.
Plus, it seemed so obvious to me now: Whit was a great brother. I wished that it wouldn’t have taken a New Order hellhole to prove that one to me.

The van screeched to a stop, and we were yanked outside. We entered a tall building and were suddenly surrounded by stark, monochromatic New Order normalcy: bright lights, a court hallway, regular-looking New Order people wearing neat, boring New Order clothes, cell phones ringing with the same preprogrammed, single-note tones. Pictures of The One Who Is The One were everywhere. And black-on-red N.O. signs were on all the walls. It made our prison days and nights seem just a little more bearable. At least we’d been missing
this
crap.

Whit put his face close to mine, and he whispered, “If we get a chance, we run! We join hands and run. And don’t look back, no matter what.”

A guard threw open an ornately carved door, and…

We were back in that awful courtroom. And there was Judge Ezekiel Unger, looking like Death’s first and favorite cousin.

“The One Who Judges!” announced a simpering New Order lackey.

As if maybe we’d forgotten what the big creep looked like.

This time there was no hating jury, no mocking audience. Just The One Who Judges, the armed guards, and…
the Visitor.
I groaned to myself when I saw him. He’d probably brought us up on charges for improper toilet cleaning, or pail spilling in the Hallway of Mad Dogs.

Judge Unger was reading a thick report, sparing only a quick, disgusted glance at us before turning another page and reading on.

“Wisteria Allgood,” the judge said at last, raising his lifeless eyes to me. “Whitford Allgood.” Somehow, he managed to make the word “good” in our names sound like evil itself. “I trust you’re enjoying your stay at the Hospital?”

“Fantastic!” I said—couldn’t resist. “Five stars.”

“I have here your medical reports,” he went on, ignoring me completely, waving the thick document as if it weighed nothing at all. His eyes were lasered on us. “Your tests have come back…
normal.
Every single test!”

My heart gave a little leap. Thank God! This had all been a terrible, terrible mistake. Now we would be returned to our parents and go home. The nightmare was finally over.

“I want to know right this instant,” the judge continued, “whom you bribed. Was it him? Was it the Visitor? I suspect it was him.”

“BRIBED?”
WHIT CHOKED OUT, and I thought the top of his head might blow off and start spinning around. At this point I could say honestly,
stranger things have happened.

“The Visitor?!” I said. “You’ve got nothing to fear there—trust me, he’s a loyal and worthy sadist.”

“Of course you bribed someone!” the judge yelled. “
Normal?
You’re the farthest thing from normal there is! Depraved is not normal. Deceitful is not normal. Dangerous to society is not normal.”

Whit was very close to the edge. “And completely
insane
is not normal either! What could we bribe anyone
with?
Gruel? Mice droppings? Beauty tips from that freaky Matron?”

Judge Unger’s face flushed almost purple with fury. “You don’t ask the questions, pretty boy,” he said, spewing wrath the way Italian fountains spurt water. “You answer the questions! Now, for the last time,
who was it?
I know it wasn’t the Matron. She’s my beloved sister.”

There’s a shocker,
I thought wearily, and made a mental note not to make any more Matron jokes today.

“And,” he continued, “if you say another word against her, I will hold you in contempt of court. The penalty for which will make all the rest of this look like kindergarten.”

You’re a lowly, miserable cock-a-roach,
I thought.

Meanwhile, Whit retorted, “I’m sorry. Maybe your little lackeys’ test machines weren’t working properly that day?”

“Shut up!” screamed the judge. “You obviously did something to the testing apparatuses. You used your wizardry on them! You fixed the results!”

Roach! You’re a roach!
I shouted inside my head.
If only I could turn Judge Unger into a roach,
I thought.
I’m a witch, right? Why can’t I do this? Why, why, why?

Turn into a roach,
I murmured silently.
Turn into a roach!

My brain began to ache with the effort. Witches cast spells. I didn’t know any spells. I remembered only a few rhymes from when I was a kid. Did I know any rhymes about roaches?

The only chant thingy I could think of was

Flies in the kitchen, lawsy, mawsy,

Flies in the night, lawsy may