Authors: Georges Perec
a young Anglo-Norman colt out of Assurbanipal; Scapin, a roan
that had won at Chantilly in March (Grand Prix Brillat-Savarin);
Scarborough, a "dilly of a filly", as word had it, with all-black
hair and a trio of gold cups at Ascot; Capharnaum, a mount that
was, though, slightly short in its forward limbs; and, finally, Divin
Marquis, an occasionally moody kind of nag that wasn't tops in
anybody's book but had a habit of starting slowly and rapidly
gaining ground.
Riding Scribouillard, Saint-Martin - Paris's Sir Gordon
Richards - gallops off to an ovation from his faithful public, only
to fall flat on his back at Longchamp's notorious Mill Brook. So
it's Capharnaum that wins, just nosing out Divin Marquis.
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"In my opinion," says Amaury, "Hassan Ibn Abbou is a bit of
a fraud. Has today taught us anything at all?"
Abandoning Longchamp to its aficionados, its huntin', shootin',
fishin' and racin' buffs, Amaury boards a Paris-bound bus along
with his two companions. And it occurs to him that Whisky 10's
withdrawal might still throw light on Vowl's abduction.
"Just 3 days ago you had 3 odds-on nominations; but, with
Whisky scratching and Scribouillard stumbling, Capharnaiim
won!"
"It sort of puts you in mind of a whodunit, don't you think,"
says Olga.
"No," says Amaury: "of an April Fool's Day hoax."
"No," says Ottaviani: "of a Dick Francis."
Our trio strolls into a bar, hoping to drown its frustration in
a round or two of cocktails. Through this bar wafts a languorous
aroma of amaryllis. Stirring a dry Martini, Olga starts painfully,
almost inaudibly, confiding in Conson and Ottaviani:
"If only I'd known - but how could anybody know? Anton
didn't look normal, but, whilst talking to him, it was hard to
grasp what was wrong with him. On occasion my darling would
pound his fists and cry out for . . . for just forty winks, that's all,
forty winks of blissful oblivion. Anton hadn't had a nap in two
months. Two months! His body was on a rack of pain, such pain,
his brain simply wouldn't function, its tribal drums wouldn't stop
pounding, pounding, pounding . . ."
Olga's soliloquy gradually sinks into a sigh as long and languid
as an autumnal chord from a violin.
"Mia carissima
," coos Amaury, fondling Olga's hand with an
ardour that's slightly at odds with his usual avuncular joviality,
"if Anton hasn't actually . . . hasn't . . . oh, you know what
I'm trying to say, you'll probably find him in an alcoholic
stupor!"
"Lo giuroV
says a martial (and cod Mozartian) Ottavio.
"Do you mind!" sniffs Olga, with a toss of auburn curls.
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It's Ottaviani's turn to sigh. "What I do mind is almost four
days of bloody hard graft with damn all to show for it."
"What about paying a call on Hassan Ibn Abbou now," is
Amaury's proposal, "and finding out what information awaits us
from him?"
Hassan Ibn Abbou owns a charming Louis XVIII villa on Paris's
ultra-chic Quai Branly. Knocking at its door, Amaury finds,
standing in front of him, a footman who fawningly asks him and
Ottaviani (Olga, still low in spirits, had thought to turn in) into
a spacious formal drawing room.
"My companion and I wish to talk to M. Ibn Abbou," says
Amaury.
"If you wouldn't mind waiting, sirs, I shall inform him of your
arrival."
A young man, slightly too good-looking for comfort, sporting
that sort of oblong gold braid that is traditionally worn by a
Parisian flunky, and sashaying towards Amaury with an insinuat-
ing swing of his slim hips, asks him:
"Cocktails for two?"
Amaury opts for a whisky-and-soda, Ottaviani a glass of
Armagnac.
Just at that point, though, from an adjoining room, a clamor-
ous din bursts forth. What confusion! What hubbub! A mirror
smashing, a fist-fight, various dull thuds.
A bloodcurdling cry is drawn from Ibn Abbou: "No! No!
Aaaaargh!"
Amaury jumps out of his chair (and also practically out of his
skin). For a solitary instant, an agonisingly short instant, no
sound at all. And, in an instant following that, crying out again,
Ibn Abbou falls.
Amaury and Ottaviani quickly rush forward to assist him.
But, with a last, dying moan from Hassan Ibn Abbou, it's all
in vain.
Sticking in his back, and right up to its hilt, is a poniard with
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a tip containing a poison known to bring about instant (and
fatal) paralysis.
What nobody could work out, though, was how Abbou's
assassin got away . . .
Finding this situation alarming, to put it mildly, and without
waiting for Ottaviani's authority, Amaury starts burrowing high
and low through Ibn Abbou's villa, finally chancing across a vault
that, as Abbou hadn't told anybody its combination, was got into
with calculation, cunning and a dash of chutzpah, and finding in
it that thick manuscript that Anton had thought to mail to him
only a month ago. It ought to contain 26 folios. Amaury counts
1, 2, 3 . . . to 25; naturally, fatally, a folio is missing. That's
right, you win! No. 5 it is!
So, complication piling on complication, a major conundrum
unfolds: that famous "solicitor who is so boorish as to light up
his cigar in a zoo" (but nobody had any proof that this particular
solicitor was in fact a boor) has a poniard in his back and Anton
Vowl is still missing.
That night, at about two o'clock, Amaury Conson strolls back
to his studio flat, Quai d'Anjou - and, till dawn, till cockcrow,
till first blush of morning, avid to find out just what's going on,
dutifully ploughs through Yowl's diary . . .
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In which you will find a word or two about a burial
mound that brought glory to Trajan
ANTON VOWL'S DIARY
A Monday.
Call him Ishmail, and him Ahab, and it Moby Dick.
Tou, Ishmail, phthisic pawn, glutton for musty old manuscripts,
puny scribbling runt, martyr to a myriad of sulks, doldrums and
mulligrubs, you who lit out, packing just a smock, four shirts and a
cotton hanky in your bag, hurtling to salvation, to oblivion and to
mortality, you who saw, surging up in front of you by night, a Bassal-
ian mammoth, a paradigm of pallor and purity, a shining symbol of
immaculation, a giant Grampus coming up for air!
Away four springs, abroad four springs, braving whirlwind, whirl-
pool and typhoon, from Labrador to Fiji, from Jamaica to Alaska,
from Hawaii to Kamchatka.
Midnight, aboard ship, with Pip playing on his harmonica, Star-
buck, Daggoo, Flask, Stubb and Doughboy would sing:
To Ho Ho!
And a flask of rum!
A Nantuckian sailor brought immortality to a titanic combat oppos-
ing, triply, Captain Ahab and that giant Grampus, Moby Dick.
Moby Dick! Two words to chill a strong man's blood, to stir a ship's
rigging with a frisson of horror. Moby Dick! O animal of Astaroth!
Animal of Satan! Its big, blank, brilliant trunk, with its court of
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birds flying noisily about it, now gulls, now cormorants, now a solitary,
forlorn albatross, would sculpt, so to say, a gigantic, gaping pit, a
curving concavity of nothing, a brimming bowl of air, from a rippling
rut of billows and furrows, would crimp any horizon with its foamy,
whitish dip, a fascinating, paralysing abyss, a milky chasm drawing
you in, drawing you down, down, down, down, flashing at you from
afar, flashing its virginal wrath, foaming at its mouth, a corridor
sucking you in, in, in, in to oblivion, a wat'ry quarry, a plunging
void drawing you forward, drawing you downward, drawing you
dizzily down into a miasma of hallucination, into a Styx as dark as
tar, a ghastly livid whirlpool, a Malstrom! Moby Dick! Only out of
sight of Ahab would anybody talk about it; a bos'n would blanch and
draw a pious cross in front of him; and many an ordinary sailor at
his work would murmur a
dominus vobiscum.
And now Ahab would limp forward, supporting his body on an arti-
ficial limb sawn out of wood but as shiny as ivory, an imposing stump
that, many, many springs ago, his sailors had torn off a giant rorqual's
jaw, Ahab, a long and zigzagging furrow tracing its path through
his grizzly, stubbly hair, incising his brow and vanishing at his collar,
a drawn and haggard Ahab now looming out and booming out,
cursing that animal for having got away from him for nigh on 18
springs, cursing it and insulting it.
And now, to his ship's mainmast, Ahab would nail a gold
doubloon, promising it to any sailor who was first to sight his arch-
antagonist.
Night upon night, day upon day, at his ship's prow, numb with
cold, stiff as a rod in his captain's coat, hard as a rock, straight as a
mast, still as a post, and dumb too, not saying a word, not showing
any hint of a human soul, cold as a carcass, but boiling inwardly
with an inhuman wrath, Ahab would stand out, stark and gaunt, a
rumbling volcano, an imploding storm, a still point in a turning
world, against a dark, cloudy horizon, raptly scrutinising it for a sign,
for any sign, of Moby Dick. Sirius would glow uncannily bright in a
starry night sky; and, on top of that mainmast, and akin to nothing
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so much as a dot on an i, would glow, too, a livid halo infusing that
diabolic doubloon and its gold with a wan chiaroscuro.
Ahab's circumnavigation would last four springs. For four long
springs his valiant and foolhardy craft would roam, rolling uncon-
trollably, pitching and tossing, tacking from north to south, from
south to north, combing Triton's wavy, curling hair, labouring now
in August warmth, now in April chill.
It wasAhab who first saw Moby Dick. It was a bright, sunny morning,
without wind or cloud, with an Atlantic as flat as a rug, as limpid
as a looking-glass. Milky-whitish against a lapis-lazuli horizon, Moby
Dick was puffing and blowing, its back forming a foggy, snowy mount
for a flock of birds circling around it.
But first a lull, an almost subliminal instant of tranquil immobility.
Just six furlongs off from Ahab's ship Moby Dick lay: now drifting, a
numinous animal, a symbol of calm awaiting its own storm, fragrant
with a throat-catching aroma, an aroma of purity, of infinity; now,
rising out of that cold, mirrory Atlantic, a lustral halo imbuing all
around it with a virginal glow. Not a sound, not an angry word. Not
a man stirring, as though brought to a standstill by all this calm and
radiancy, as though swaying languidly in vapours of adoration rising
up out of that glassy main, out of that dawning day.
O harmony, total unison, absolution! For an instant, oblivion holds
back, draws back, as though waiting for this snowy Himalaya, this
giant Grampus, to grant absolution to Starbuck, to Pip, to Ishmail
and Ahab.
With burning brow and twisting, hunching, horrifying body, long
did Ahab stand, staring into a void, saying nary a word, only sobbing
- sobbing and shaking.
"Moby Dick! Moby Dick!" was his final, fulminating cry. "Now,
all of you, into a boat!"
Daggoo found his crinkly buckskin chaps handy as a strop for his
harpoon, honing its point till it was as sharp as a razor.
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It was an assault that was to last four days, four long days of appalling
conditions and appalling collisions, a furious tug of war with 26 sailors
putting up a prodigious fight, attacking that Bassalian titan, attack-
ing it again and again, puncturing its invincibility, implanting in
it, again and again, a harpoon as sharp as a bistoury, thrusting that
harpoon in right up to its shaft, to its crossbar, whilst Moby Dick
would roar and flail about in pain; but also whilst (with razor-sharp
barbs slicing through its body, with hooks viciously clutching at its skin,
ripping it up into narrow, bloody strips, flaying it, raising its wrath
to a foaming pitch by scratching long furrows along its shiny back) it
unflinchingly stood up to its assailants, butting, upturning and sink-
ing boat upon boat, till it too would sink in its turn, vanishing abruptly
into a turbid, now darkly crimson Atlantic.
But, that night, confronting Ahab aboard his ship, capsizing its
prow, Moby Dick split it in two with a solitary blow. Although, in a
last spasm of fury, Ahab slung his harpoon in midair, to his horror