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Authors: J. Fally

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Road trip with an alien. This should be interesting.

He slipped behind the wheel of the ridiculous muscle car and watched Misha and Riley get into the truck, then waited patiently until Misha was done kissing the laughter out of Riley’s mouth. Honeymoon phase. Again. Yay. This could take a while. He glanced at Kolya, who was trying to tease a package of chewing gum out of the glove compartment without dislodging the big-ass handgun wedged in there.

“Hey,” he said, feeling his lips stretch into a shit-eating grin. “You heard this one? So a cowboy, an alien, and three hit men walk into a bar….”

 

About the Author

J. F
ALLY
is a dedicated if somewhat involuntary multitasker who’s gotten used to juggling two day jobs, her writing, and her pride and joy, the Old Man, a 23-year-old gelding who loves mud, carrots, and being pampered, and scorns other horses. She currently lives near Vienna, Austria, but loves to travel and explore new places. She also enjoys comic books, action movies, and pizza. Her stories tend to develop a life of their own, which occasionally leads to loud arguments between her and her muses. She’s sad to say that eight out of ten times, the muses will win. They are stubborn bastards.

You are welcome to e-mail J. Fally at [email protected].

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{1}
fucking new guy

{2}
situation normal: all fucked up

{3}
fucked up beyond all recognition/repair/reason

{4}
battle dress uniform

{5}
babushka: grandmother

{6}
boy-baba: virago/
battle-ax
, also shrew
(lit.: fight-woman)

{7}
sooka bitch/traitor/whore

{8}
Special Operations Force

{9}
carrying a concealed weapon

{10}
ese
(slang):
dude/homeboy/pal

{11}
standard operating procedure

{12}
sicario
:
hit
man.

{13}
Military working dog

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