Boystown 7: Bloodlines (26 page)

MM: I’ve been a lover of serials for decades and I’ve watched the central characters age as the books continue, in some cases 20 years or more. They’re getting old with me. Nick Nowak’s life unfolds in the 1980s. Will you keep writing them as he gets older in a sort of parallel, past-time universe, or is he particular to a particular window in time?

MT: In the first of the books, Nick is thirty-one and in the book I’m writing now (
Boystown 8: The Lies That Bind
) he’s thirty-five. I’m not entirely sure how many books I’ll write, nor how old he’ll be when I finish. I do, however, feel him aging. There isn’t a huge difference between thirty-one and thirty-five, but there is a difference. That passage of time, and the things that have happened to him, have made him a different person than he was when I began.

Mark McNease has written and published four
Kyle Callahan Mysteries
, with a fifth on the way. His short stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications over 30 years, including The James White Review, EDGE, Wisconsin Magazine, First Hand and others. He recently co-edited and published
Outer Voices Inner Lives
, an anthology of LGBTQ writers over 50. He’s had six plays produced, the last at New Jersey Repertory Co. He is the publisher and editor for
lgbtSr.org
, a website in its 4th year “where age is embraced and life is celebrated.” He spent three years as the story editor for foreign co-productions of
Sesame Street
. Subsequent to that he won an Emmy for Outstanding Children’s Program as the writer and co-creator of
Into the Outdoors
, a show for kids aged 9-12 produced in Wisconsin and now in its fourteenth year. He lives in New York City with his husband, Frank
.

The Ghost Slept Over

When failed actor Cal Parsons travels to rural New York to claim the estate of his famous and estranged ex-partner, playwright McCormack Williams, he discovers something he wasn't expecting...Mac’s ghost! And, worse, the ghost invites Cal to join him for all eternity. Now. As Cal attempts to rid himself of the ghost by any means he begins to fall for Dewey Morgan, the attractive attorney representing the estate. Will Cal be able to begin a new relationship or will he be seduced into the ever after?

“A highly entertaining tale of the ex who wouldn't leave, with a hilarious cast of characters you won't soon forget.”
—
Eden Winters, author of 
Diversion
.

“Marshall Thornton is a funny writer, and left me chucking all the way through the narrative.”
—
Ulysses Dietz,
Prism Book Alliance

Honorable Mention - 2014 Rainbow Awards

Runner Up - 2014 Rainbow Award - Best Romantic Comedy

An Excerpt from
The Ghost Slept Over

A Rock and a Hard Place

I have to admit, it wasn’t the first time I’d stood on the street brushing my teeth. Nor was it the second. This sort of thing, for some reason I could never quite grasp, happened to me a lot. That particular Friday evening, my temporary bathroom was the curb next to my truck on a quiet, residential, tree-lined street in Long Beach. I’d driven down from L.A. to do a performance. Of course, I would have gotten ready at home…if I’d had one.

Changing your clothes on the street is a skill. First, I wiggled out of the worn T-shirt that said “Actors Do It On Cue” across the chest—cheesy, I know—and slipped into a crisp white button-down shirt fresh from the cleaners. Being homeless is no reason to scrimp on the details. After taking a look around, I eased the door to the truck closer just in case some perv was watching me from a window, and dropped my blue plaid shorts. Quickly, I stepped into the peg-legged, black gabardine pants that were part of my costume. It was much too warm to put on the matching jacket. I’d wait until a few minutes before I was set to go on. Dressed, I slid across the bench seat and, using the rear-view mirror, began to goop my hair into a shiny pompadour.
 

I was performing my one-man show,
A Rock and a Hard Place
, a charming, short piece about the sex life of Rock Hudson. I’d written the show myself and did an admirable job playing the famous actor. At least that’s what reviewer Penny Dreadful said when she reviewed me for the short-lived GLBTQIA LA Times. (Honestly, I think the magazine was just too PC to survive.)

Actually, I hadn’t been able to find a whole lot of information about Rock’s sex life other than the fact that people say he slept with everyone. That little fact allowed me to take a lot of license. If two people are dead, you can’t prove they didn’t have sex, now can you? And when it comes down to it, there are a lot of dead people from that era. So, I didn’t see any reason that Rock couldn’t have slept with most of them.

I do bear a resemblance to the man. Though I’m approaching forty, I look to be in my early thirties—just as Rock did in his prime. My hair is dark brown, nearly black; my chin is square, my features even, eyes dark and lively. I’m tall, though nowhere near Hudson’s six-four, and I’m in decent shape. All in all, I manage my homage nicely, or as blogger The Pomona Pansy said, “Cal Parsons doesn’t so much impersonate the screen idol as inhabit him.”
 

Not bad for a homeless person.
 

Ready for my performance, I shut the door to my truck—a ten-year-old green Ford Ranger Extended Cab. The wisest decision I ever made was getting the extended cab, given the number of times everything I own has ended up behind the driver’s seat. Though I can’t imagine that as a selling point. “Ford Ranger voted best vehicle for the temporarily homeless!” I doubted the Ford Motor Company would want to put that in an ad.

Trying to put myself into a proper performance frame of mind, I walked around the block to the venue. Well, coffee shop. Yes, I was performing in a coffee shop. What can I say? I needed the fifty bucks.

Hot Times was Long Beach’s premiere queer coffeehouse. Mondays were open mike night, usually reserved for comedians. But, as they’d been having trouble filling the slots, not to mention finding comedians who were actually funny, a friend of a friend suggested I come down and do my show. And, since all I needed to do my show was a stool and decent lighting, I agreed.

I was just about to enter the coffee shop when Joel Gray and Liza Minnelli began to sing “Money” in my pocket. It was the ringtone for my agent. I accepted the call and found my agent’s assistant, Denise, on the line. I hadn’t spoken directly to my agent in over a year. In fact, normally the only thing they did for me was take ten percent of the sometimes surprisingly large quarterly residual checks from my three-episode arc on
Star Trip: Interloper
.

“Cal, how are you?” Denise asked when I picked up.
 

“Hopefully I’m about to be very good. Shirl’s coming to my show tonight, isn’t she?”

“I’m afraid not.”

“But you got the packet I sent?”

“Yes. It was very…informative.” It was a thirty-five page proposal demonstrating how my little one-man show could make it to Broadway if I only had two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
 

“Is Shirl going to help me find investors?”

“That’s not what an agent does, Cal.” Her tone was very dismissive, which I felt was unfair. Shirl had at least one client I knew of who’d just spent a quarter of a million on a birthday party for his three-year-old. She could help me find the money if she wanted to.

“If she’s not coming to the show, then why are you calling?” I asked.

“Well, I have a message to pass on to you. A lawyer called you.”

“A lawyer? What did he want?”

“He wouldn’t tell me. Even after I explained that we represent you in all business dealings.” I mumbled something about them wanting to get their hands on ten percent if money was coming in and she said, “Excuse me?”

“Nothing,” I said. “So the lawyer thing, what…it’s personal?”

“Apparently.”

My stomach curled in on itself. I had the nasty feeling I was being sued. Denise gave me the lawyer’s name and a phone number with an area code I didn’t recognize. I grabbed one of the fag rags sitting in a metal rack outside Hot Times and wrote it down.

“Do you have any idea where this lawyer is?”

“No,” she said, annoyed.

“You didn’t google him?”

“I had another call.” As in there was no money in it for them, so why should she bother.
 

I decided to turn the conversation back to business. “So, Denise, how do I get Shirl interested in my show?”

“I don’t think you can.”

“But it’s about movie stars and sex. Everybody loves movie stars and sex.”

“Not if they’re dead. Shirl hates dead people.”

“But…it’s historical.”

“History is nothing but dead people. History doesn’t sell.” She took a deep breath and tried to be a friend. “Cal, couldn’t you do a show about the famous people you’ve slept with? I think Shirl would be very interested in that.”

“Me? People I’ve slept with? But I haven’t slept with any famous people.”

“Really? A good-looking guy like you? None?”

“Well…” I’d slept with a couple of semi-famous people, a TV director, a hair stylist who wrote a how-to book, and, of course, one particular award-winning playwright I devoted a lot of time to not thinking about, but no one worth more than a passing snide remark, and definitely no one worth even a monologue, no less a whole play. “I’ve never really liked other actors.”

“Oh, well, that was poor planning. I have to go, Shirl’s calling me—” And she hung up.
 

I slipped into Hot Times, which was nicely decorated and relatively large, with sofas and tables spread around. They’d moved one of the tables and put a small black riser in a corner to create a stage. It was an intimate place to perform, akin to performing in a friend’s living room. But I actually liked small spaces. They give you a real sense of the audience.

The manager of Hot Times, a cute little lesbian named Manessa, hid me in the tiny kitchen and said she’d introduce me in about fifteen minutes. That left me too much time to think. I tried not to worry about who might be suing me, but it wasn’t easy. And sue me for what? I wondered. Well, to be honest, there were possibilities. I did get into a little altercation at a country and western club in North Hollywood a few weeks back, and then, of course, I had a few exes who might not be especially happy with me. On the other hand, I could be being sued for something I didn’t do, I thought hopefully. Though I had to admit it was unlikely.

I tried to distract myself by beginning my final acting preparation, which mostly consisted of some deep breathing exercises and imagining myself three inches taller. I may not be six four but I can certainly act six four.
 

Of course, in addition to the looming possibility of being sued, there was still the problem of my homelessness. Matthew, my boyfriend of nine months, had thrown me out a week before Christmas— possibly to avoid the expense of a gift. It was now February. I’d spent the nearly eight weeks since couch surfing with friends, including my now-former friend Ricky. For the previous two weeks I’d been sleeping on the floor of his West Hollywood studio while he slept on the pull out. I might have been able to stay longer but Ricky met a guy. “Sorry darling, but if it’s between you and Pietro’s gorgeous cock, I’m kicking you to the curb,” he explained, and did.

I’ve been an actor for twenty years and have actually worked steadily, if not profitably. I pay dues to two unions, though I’m currently on inactive status from SAG until I find another qualifying job. One that will pay enough to catch up my back dues. My resume is three and a half pages long. And, sadly, very few people have ever heard of me. Those who have heard of me know me for one of two reasons. They’ve either seen, and possibly masturbated to, a small gay film I made called
Lust/Anger/Joy
in which I am naked for ninety-two of the ninety-nine minutes, or they’re a fan of McCormack Williams’ award-winning play The Bust-Up in which the character of Hal Perkins is rumored, incorrectly, to be based on me. Neither of these claims to fame has provided me with even one month’s rent. Both of which add significantly to my problems with men.

Lately, there’s been a certain type of guy who finds me devastating, and I really do need to learn to resist him. He’s usually ten to fifteen years younger than I am, placing him in his mid-to-late twenties. He’s chosen a boring but safe way to make a living: accountant, nurse, restaurant manger, banker. He’s cute, but insecure about his looks. When he meets me, he thinks being married to a working actor will be both exciting and glamorous. It usually takes six months for him to figure out that it’s not, and another six months to a year for him to break up with me. At nine months, Matthew had processed me in and out of his life quicker than most.

They, my exes, simply cannot deal with the day-to-day reality of an actor’s life. The lack of cash flow, the rehearsals five nights a weeks, the unexpected auditions, the lack of cash flow, the fat, ugly directors who must be flirted with, the survival jobs that suddenly evaporate, and the resulting lack of cash flow. One or two of my boyfriends have tried to step in and manage my life for me; one even suggested that I turn my fame from
Lust/Anger/Joy
into a side career as an escort. I rejected that idea, so he dumped me. I have to say I wasn’t too upset about that one.
 

Finally, Manessa came back to the kitchen and told me it was show time, then scurried out to introduce me. I tried to hand her an introduction I’d written which included some nice quotes from the reviews I’ve gotten—including another I liked from the Pomona Pansy “Parsons is simply luminous as the iconic star”—but she ignored me and went out and said simply, far too simply for my taste, “Here’s Cal Parsons in
A Rock and a Hard Place
.”
 

I entered to anemic applause.

As requested, there was a simple wooden stool in front of a microphone. I sat down and began my show. I’ve been doing the show on and off for three years, up and down the California coast in postage stamp theaters, libraries, bars, coffeehouses, and gay pride festivals in Fresno and Russian River. I’ve probably done two hundred performances and know the play well enough to ponder Einstein’s theory of relativity while delivering my lines. So, it was easy to search the audience of approximately twenty—well, fifteen—for a possible place to stay that night. After recounting the story of young Roy Fitzgerald losing his virginity to the captain of the New Trier High School football team, I saw my future host/bedmate at a table to my right. He sat on the edge of his seat, lapping up every word I said. Though I suspected I could have said just about anything and he’d look just as excited. I turned slightly and began delivering half my lines directly to him. A smile spread across his face like a rash.