Catch a Rising Star
Copyright © 2007 by Tracey Bateman
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Contents
If You Liked Catch a Rising Star...
Dedicated to my fellow Drama Queen and friend of more than twenty years, Angie Shivers.
It’s only fitting I should write a book about a soap star and dedicate it to my
Days
-watching buddy and forever friend.
Rusty, you think it’s sooo funny to watch
Days
with me and laugh at the storylines. So, laugh if you will, but all these years of “research” have finally paid off, buddy—this
book is proof! Thank you for being my hunky hero. I’m so glad I’m going to grow old with you—yes, I really am. You have no
choice!
Kids, you rock. Every day, you make me so happy to be your mom. My two driving teens, Cat and Mike—how did that happen? Yesterday
you were in diapers—okay, not literally, thank goodness!! But you two, behind the wheel of a car? Be still, my heart. And
Stevan in junior high? All those honors classes… you have your work cut out for you, my little overachiever. (You’re
just like your mom—only a lot smarter.) My baby, Will, already a third grader and sooo smart. Where have the years gone? My
honorary girl… Robyn. You make me so proud every day. You’re growing into a beautiful, godly young woman. Keep up the
good work!
Big,
big
thanks to Nancy Toback, extraordinary writer and critique partner. You know what they say: you can take the girl out of New
York, but you can’t take New York out of the girl. Thanks for helping me keep this book real. I’m blessed to have a real New
Yawkuh for a pal.
Debra Ullrick, you read and send me happy thoughts. I appreciate you more than I can say.
As always… major thanks to my best friends—Chris, Susan, Susie, and Rachel, for instant prayer covering, constant friendship,
and unconditional love and support.
My editor Anne Goldsmith: once again, you set high standards and challenged me to meet them. You’re a true gift, and I’m learning
so much from you. Thanks to the rest of the team from FaithWords who work so hard to help my books succeed from packaging
to promotion. Heidi, Jana, Brynn… I really like you guys!
Steve Laube, you have the golden touch when it comes to my career. I’m so glad God put you in position to keep taking me to
the next level. Thank you for sharing this journey with me and for seeing potential—even when I don’t.
A
girl should always count the cost before diving into blind dates, suspicious-looking sushi, and/or rabbit suits.
Especially rabbit suits. Well, especially weird sushi, but the rabbit suit is an incredibly close second. Case in point: at
the moment I’m squirming around in itchy fur and sporting long, black whiskers that twitch when I talk and tickle my nose
like crazy. Plus I think I feel a sneeze coming on.
My inner voice warned me, “Call in sick,” and I completely ignored it because, you know, a girl has to make a living. Although,
I should point out that some jobs are better than others. A great job, for instance, is a starring role in a highly ranked
daytime drama. That is, until a person gets unjustly canned—like a poor dolphin—for being in the wrong place at the wrong
time.
But, oh well. I’m over it. You know… mostly.
Which brings me to the opposite of a great job—dressing up like a rabbit and getting ready to read to all the kids lining
up outside the bookstore’s children’s section, for instance. Yep, there must be a hundred of them (or maybe twenty or so)
just waiting for a big furry bunny—a.k.a., me—to thrill them with a stunning tale from the Beatrix Potter collection.
I’m trying to psych myself up for the ordeal, but honestly? All I want to do is run away from the impending and inevitable
humiliation. I stare at my muted reflection in the glass display window. The case holds a first edition copy of
Charlotte’s Web
and a few photos of my manager, Mary, standing next to various famous authors like John Grisham and Stephen King. I usually
pause for a moment of respect when I pass the case, but right now I can’t concentrate on anything but the need to get out
of this suit. Gee whiz, if real rabbits itch this bad, it’s no wonder they’re always hopping.
I yank on the fur at my neck and rake my paws across my collarbones, hoping for relief. I mean, sure, I make an adorable bunny.
But that’s not the point. This thing is murder.
Teresa Shewmate, our resident—and self-appointed—room mother, slides across the floor with all the grace of a ballroom dancer.
If I’m not mistaken, she’s got donuts in that bag. My donut radar rarely fails. And it truly has nothing to do with the fact
that she brings Krispy Kremes every Saturday.
“Morning!” she says a lot more cheerily than anyone has a right to on Saturday morning when her friend is wearing a suit like
this one. But Teresa’s such a nice lady, I instantly smile.
She raises the bags. “Food!”
My stomach responds like Pavlov’s dog and lets out a growl. Due to a faulty alarm clock, I had no time for breakfast, so I’m
starving and I can’t fight the magnetic pull of all those carbs. True, the treats are technically for the kids. But, I ask
you, do they
really
need all the sugar? And besides, a nibble or two isn’t going to hurt me and as a matter of fact might actually help the situation.
I mean maybe if I feed my brain… Plus, I think I deserve a bit of chocolate since I’m stuck in the itchy suit from you-know-where.
I know I probably shouldn’t complain. Acting is my life, is it not? So, I can
act
like I’m having a good time. True, I didn’t attend NYU as a drama major with the lofty ambition of playing a bookstore reading
bunny, but you know… it’s a living. And there’s something about wearing a bunny suit that sort of reminds me of my dad.
I can’t help but smile at the thought. Dad has called me bunny since the day I made my first appearance in this world. He
says it’s because he was fixated on my pink ears when I was a baby. Mom says it’s because of the way my nose scrunched up
right before I let out a loud wail. Whatever the reason, I have a soft spot for the animals. And for Dad.
The cow suit, on the other hand, was a completely different story. There are no fuzzy memories, nor is there a smidgen of
affection associated with the thought of wearing that humiliating thing. Mary tried to get me to wear it last week, and I
was forced to put my foot down. No way was I sliding into that thing and parading around in front of a room full of kids.
The big pink udder was downright indecent, if you ask me, and not entirely appropriate for children.
Oh, brother. This darned suit is really starting to get on my nerves and, oh, please help me, Lord, is something crawling
up my leg?
The curse of having a creative mind is that… well, it doesn’t take much for your imagination to run away with you. In
my mind’s eye, I see little spider legs inching along my skin. The itsy bitsy spider…
Stop it, Tabby
.
Teresa taps me on the shoulder, effectively pulling me out of my arachnophobic panic. “What’s wrong with you?”
“What do you mean?” I fire back, slipping one hand out of my paw and snatching a treat from the box.
Teresa gives me her slightly crooked smile and opens the box of donuts.
“You’re squirming like a three-year-old waiting for the potty.”
See, words like
potty
are what separate the thirty-year-old mommies from those of us who haven’t taken the maternal plunge—for one reason or another.
“I can’t help it,” I whine grumpily. “It’s a lot itchier than Mother Goose or the dog suit. Another hour in this thing and
I’ll be a raving lunatic.” I give a shudder. “I think something’s crawling up my back.”
Teresa snickers.
I chomp on my donut, and something about the sweet taste of fried bread smothered in chocolate frosting helps me see the humor
of my situation. I toss a napkin at her and grin. “Sure, you can laugh about it. You’re not the one dressed like Bugs Bunny.”
“You’re adorable,” she soothes, scratching my back—although I can barely feel the blunt nails (another sign of motherhood)
through the fake fur.
“Thanks.”
“But you might be having a slight bunny identity crisis.” She gives me a pat. “You’re Peter Rabbit, not Bugs.”
“Oh yeah.”
Teresa pushes another napkin-wrapped, glazed Krispy Kreme at me. “Here, sweetie,” she says with the kind of sympathy that
makes me feel totally sorry for myself. I choke back tears for a couple of reasons… one, I really don’t want to ruin
my bunny makeup, and two, the first donut simply whet my appetite for this one, and I can’t eat and cry at the same time.
Any other day I might cry first, then eat, but I only have a few minutes before the kids come rushing in. So of course, I
pick the donut. Who wouldn’t?
Just as I maneuver a bite around the whiskers, my two coworkers, Janice and Kristin (picture Cinderella’s wicked stepsisters),
enter the reading room. I bristle at the sight of their wrinkled smirky faces looking on in amusement as though I dressed
up like this for their entertainment. I really hate them sometimes. I know, I know. Christians can’t hate, and as a matter
of fact, you can’t be a Christian at all if you hate people. So I don’t hate
them
, I just hate their smirky faces and snotty attitudes that make me feel stupid and so much less than them. What is it with
women like that? And why do the rest of us give in to the low self-esteem? I mean, we know they’re doing it on purpose. And
still they enter the room, and my self-worth takes a hike.
Teresa nudges me and whispers, “Hey, aren’t you three supposed to take turns dressing up?”
That’s another thing I hate… the way those two always weasel out of the unpleasant tasks around here and leave me to
do everything they wouldn’t be caught dead doing.
“I think you and I are the only ones who remember that part,” I say ruefully.
“Why don’t you say something?”
Maybe she’s right. Maybe I really should pull Mary, my manager, aside and say, “I’m not going to take this anymore, Mary.
Now, maybe you haven’t noticed, but I seem to dress up in these extremely uncomfortable and slightly humiliating costumes
an inordinate number of times compared to the rest of the staff.”
That’s it. I’ll complain with sophisticated words like
inordinate
, thus intimidating Mary into seeing things my way.
What is this stirring in the pit of my stomach?
Oh, I remember, God.
I’d love to complain, truly I would, but after a certain spiritual epiphany last night, I’m turning over a new leaf, and
the new me is trying to get along with my fellow workers—the women who live to make my hours at work a living you-know-what.
My life would be a lot easier if God would consider talking to a few other people around here. You know, give someone else
a spiritual epiphany like mine. I know He didn’t ask my opinion. I’m just saying . . .
Okay, I know I need to relax. Because the truth of the matter is that God is in control—at least that’s what we talked about
last night—me and the Almighty. All about how my life stinks and maybe it’s because I’ve been trying to run things my own
way (thus the spiritual epiphany). Who knew?
Mary pokes her gray head around the corner into the kiddie room. “Are you ready, Tabby?”
As ready as I can be. I fake-chomp my big fake carrot. “Bring ’em on, doc.”
Mary gives me a frown like she doesn’t get it. “You do know you’re supposed to be Peter Rabbit, not Bugs Bunny, right?”
“Yeah, I was just…” Uh, trying to make a joke? My face burns. “Never mind.”
Her frown deepens, and she walks away, shaking her gray head. That woman has no sense of humor. I swear. Hello? I’m a rabbit.
I say “doc.” That was worth a little bit of a smile. But no such luck. I just can’t win.
“Forget her,” Teresa says. “The woman’s made of stone.”
