Read Christopher Brookmyre Online
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Something moved between two parked cars further along the street, causing him to spring up and rattle his head off the TT's wing mirror. It was just a cat, but it got his heart thumping and, it appeared, his scalp bleeding. He had to get out of there. The last ten minutes had told him he was right to be paranoid, but he still had to trust his judgement, and right now his judgement told him two things: that these people would want him alive, initially at least; and that if he didn't want that to happen, he'd better stop fannying about and burn some rubber.
It was about two miles out of Chassignan that the 'Now what?' question first hit him, though at that stage merely in dilute form. The pure strain would come later. He'd concerned himself so exclusively with the immediate practicalities of escaping that he realised he'd given only the vaguest thought of where to escape to. Paris was about as specific as he'd managed. Bustling, sprawling, anonymous: somewhere he could just disappear into the crowd, and, for a couple of days, that would be what he did.
He took a circuitous route to get there, however. Once out of Chassignan, he headed east towards Switzerland, stopping at the small border town of Demerin just as the earliest cafes and patisseries were opening up for the day. He had breakfast while he waited for certain other businesses to open, parking his car up a side street off the main drag, from where he knew it would be impounded as an obstruction. Local police would take note of this, including make, model, registration, time and date, and his intention was that this information might make its way along certain channels. In case that wasn't enough, he then went to the local Credit Gironais and lifted the three hundred euro maximum from a hole in the wall. It would be the last he could afford to make from that account for a while, as any subsequent withdrawals would flag up his movements to anyone connected enough to take a look. This wouldn't leave him with only what cash was in his pocket, however, as he had in recent weeks been steadily moving sums to a longdormant Royal Bank of Scotland account set up back in EK when he was a student. Since moving to France, he'd run all transactions, including his salary, through the new account Deimos set up for him with CG as part of the resettlement package. Deimos knew the account number, and Deimos was compromised; thus, anything through CG was potentially traceable, including his credit card. The RBS account was less accessible to prying eyes, and still carried Maestro and Cirrus facilities, though his Mastercard would be used to cover one last, deliberately transparent transaction here on the Swiss border. His coffee downed, he took a walk to the railway station, queued at the booth and bought a one-way ticket to Toblerone Country. Half an hour later he returned and paid cash before boarding the next train to Paris. Ross had never been to the capital before. He'd always fancied a wee trip there, maybe of a weekend, but somehow there had never been the time, and nor had there been any hurry. When you're in a country for two days, you try pretty hard to see the sights. When you're there several years, you figure you'll get around to everything eventually.
Once he got there, he felt more like a ghost than a tourist. It didn't feel like free time to do what he wanted, it felt like he had opted out of his life, faded from society, drifting unseen. He checked into a small hotel near Les Halles, paying cash up front and giving a false name so that his real one didn't get fed into any databases.
Time dragged. Two days felt like a week. That was when 'Now what?'
really gave him both barrels. He walked the museums, ate cheaply away from the hotspots, tried to lose himself in the movies after dark, when he most needed escape and distraction. Paris was stuffed with cinemas. There were the big multiplexes on the Champs Elysees and around Montmartre, but it was the little independent ones that really gave the impression of profusion. These were crammed and crowbarred improbably into the tiniest little spots, showing an amazing diversity of fare, and fortunately, little of it dubbed. He was tempted by a few rarities, but some unspoken need for comfort caused him to succumb to a place off Rue du Louvre showing a new print of
Dr No
. He'd only ever seen Bond films on the telly. Proper Bond films, that was, not the Pierce Brosnan shite that was even more of a spoof than Austin Powers, though not as funny. He remembered watching them at home as a kid, his mum making a big fuss, turning it into a bit of an occasion. In their heyday the Bond flicks probably weren't intended by Mr Broccoli as family entertainment, but in Ross's household they were a sight more likely to gather both generations around the box than any Disney effort. When his dad was finally persuaded to buy a VCR, the first time his mum showed any interest in learning how to work the thing was when
Thunderball
was on. She did love her Bond movies. Ross even wondered whether his dad's surname being Fleming was what had attracted her to him; there certainly didn't seem to have been much else, not that had survived. It was one of the few enthusiasms he remembered his mother giving much expression to, though he was sure there were others that, for whatever reasons, she kept to herself. He had been planning to buy her the Connery DVD box set back when he got his first salary cheque, but by that time she had started digging him up about breaking it off with Maureen, so his good intentions were the first casualty of his huff. It wasn't exactly like he'd ditched Maureen at the altar or anything. They hadn't set a date, they were just 'engaged'.
'Let's get engaged.' That's what Maureen had said. Not, 'Let's get married.'
The implicit awareness of doing it by increment must have told them both there was something missing. Marriage was an all or nothing deal, surely; something you wanted absolutely. You didn't say: 'Let's move up to DefCon Two and see how it looks from there.'
When something came along that he
did
want absolutely, he could see clearly how much the pair of them were kidding themselves. By declaring their engagement, they'd just been hoping their relationship would turn into something it was not. Too many people thought the same thing but weren't smart enough to get out in time. He only had to think of home to see what those people looked like a few years down the line.
That said, he missed them. For all he knew how much they'd be doing his box in after five minutes, he missed them: Dad cocooned in his deluded patriarchal fantasy world and intellectually sedated by his religion; Mum fed up listening, tuning the conversation out when he was holding forth. It was probably a form of emotional self-defence when there was so much aggro. Watching Michelle with Rachel when she was being difficult brought home how aching it could be to watch parent and child at loggerheads, and Ross was just the uncle. His mum had spent years watching her husband and her son locked in permanent ideological conflict, and he felt guilty that he'd never considered how much it must have hurt.
As he walked back out into the Paris night, he felt suddenly very alone and very vulnerable. For the first time since moving to France, home seemed an achingly long way off. He couldn't return, though. It would be the first place they'd look, and he didn't want to bring any danger there either. He guessed one consolation of him and his parents being in an ongoing cream-puff was that at least he didn't need to worry about them being wound up over not hearing from him for a while.
Disgorged from the cinema, he walked beneath the street lights, where the post-movie sense of disconnection was far more acute than normal. Paris was looking alien, dangerous, untrustworthy. He was starting to feel conspicuous amid the crowds, like his own alienation was making it externally manifest that he was a fugitive who didn't belong. It was irrational, but it was irresistible too. He felt a need to get away again. Being on the move had felt right: transit as procrastination, putting off 'What now?' for a while, but travelling hopefully only worked when you had a destination to arrive at. Otherwise, travelling itself would become part of 'What now?'. He wished he could be somewhere he felt less alone. He had the means and the freedom to go anywhere he wished, but none of the places he'd daydreamed about held quite the same allure under his current circumstances as they had when he was driving to work on a cold grey morning. He'd always fancied a few days in Prague, for instance, but now it would just be another unfamiliar place to feel lonely and exposed in.
His hotel was in sight, but there was too much going on in his head to let him sleep. He decided to stop at a little tabac for a nightcap. He had a
pression
and a brandy, sitting at the bar. Someone had left a copy of
L'Equipe
, the sports paper, lying next to a plastic water jug advertising the Ricard pastis it was there to top up. Ross flicked through it idly as he sipped his brandy, then happened upon something that truly startled him. It wasn't the content itself, but the fact that it referred to a matter which would have dominated his thoughts in recent weeks had his life been carrying on as normal. He hadn't even known it was happening.
It still meant precious little in his current scheme of things, but it made up his mind where he ought to go. Home, he knew, was not an option, but a city imminently playing host to twenty thousand Glaswegians would do in the meantime.
Ross left his drinks unfinished and headed back to the hotel, where he packed his bag. As soon as he had a new destination, he knew he couldn't wait to begin travelling. Staying where he was, even just until morning, would feel like needlessly hanging around somewhere he could be caught. He'd have more chance of sleeping on a train than in the hotel now that he'd made up his mind he was leaving. He made some calls and found out that he could get a train departing just after one in the morning. There was a connection in Marseille, less than an hour's wait, then onwards again. He'd be in Barcelona by early afternoon.
Him and twenty thousand Celtic supporters.
He thought of his dad, of being taken to games at Parkhead as a kid. It was the only thing he could say he'd ever really seen his dad passionate about, and, in time, the only thing they truly shared, the solitary conduit left through which they could communicate.
He had to talk to him, had to talk to someone. He looked at his watch. It was late, but not too late. Dad usually stayed up past midnight, and it was only twenty to. He'd give him a ring. They'd trade platitudes, awkwardly as ever, then get on to talking about the game. His dad's voice would change, and he'd again become the man who used to throw him up in the air and play cowboys with him out in the back garden. The man who used to make him feel safe, like nobody could hurt him, whether they be monsters, Alsatians or bad boys from Blantyre.
Dislocation
Jane eased the Beetle along cautiously in second gear, following the winding track through unbroken shade amid tall trees and clustered shrubs. The Sbends negotiated a needlessly indirect path through the wood, ruts and tyremarks at the edges testifying to past impatience with the route, which could have easily featured as a rally stage. As she tugged the steering wheel sharply around another hairpin curve, she reckoned the only thing she was more likely to encounter than a souped-up Subaru was a little girl in a red hooded coat on her way to grandma's with a woven basket. Except that she was the one heading for a rendezvous with the big, bad wolf.
The track finally emerged at the border of quite the most enormous gardens she had seen without paying the National Trust for parking. Here there were more trees and shrubs, but smaller, and very precisely located upon rolling, immaculately kempt terraced lawns. A gravel path and a short stone staircase bisected the greens, leading at the top to an expanse of flagstones as wide as Buchanan Street and not much short of half as long. More arbour stood amid the stones, as did several short lamp-posts and a fountain. And behind all of that, there stood a structure grand and imposing enough to suggest that calling it
Maison
Rla an Tir was an act of seriously piss-taking false modesty.
Chateau
would be nearer the mark.
He'd said he didn't want money. He should just have sent her a photo of the place, that really would have said a thousand words.
It was three storeys tall, all hewn dark stone and shuttered windows. She took a guess there'd be twenty rooms in there, but really she had no idea; it could be twice that. There were outbuildings too, two of them, neither of which looked modest enough to fit the word 'garage'. Small hangars
was closer, but in her mind that word normally described flimsy-looking aluminium shells, not such sturdy, stone-built constructions. Perhaps 'hangar'
popped into her head because, as well as there being a number of cars parked on the gravel, there was also a helicopter tailplane visible behind the near side of the house. Jane reckoned it safe to assume that the remainder of a helicopter was indeed attached, tailplanes on their own never having caught on as a garden ornament.
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Besides the size, the other thing that most struck her was how perfectly and precisely everything had been maintained, from the paintwork on the shutters to the flush edging of the lawns; from the pointing and slatework to the absence of moss or weeds between the flagstones on the forecourt. It was unnervingly disciplined. Even the ivy gripping trellises on the house's front edifice looked like it had been warned not to stray, on pain of a sharp smack on the fronds. The attention to detail was not so much loving as slavish, as much painsfearing as painstaking. She got a sense of absolutely nothing having been missed or overlooked, no corner cut, no compromise ever made, rendering an effect that she found coldly inhuman. The only place she'd ever observed anything like it was Disneyland. This was only marginally less sinister. She parked the Beetle alongside the other cars - a Clio, a Megane, a BMW
Z4 and another Beetle - and sat for a moment to see whether anyone would emerge to greet her. From the house, nothing stirred. Most of the windows had their shutters opened flat against the wall, but she could see no movement inside; in fact, the way the late afternoon sun was reflecting off them rendered the glass all but opaque.