Curious Warnings - The Great Ghost Stories Of M.R. James (61 page)

Some called out, “A bat,” and some “A rat.”

“It doesn’t matter much for that,” said Slim, “so long as it’s safe now. Where is it?”

“Gone down to the bottom and saying awful things,” Red answered.

“Well, I
am
obliged to you,” I said. “Anything else?”

“There’s a lot of this stuff under the floor,” said Dart, pointing with his foot at a half-crown which lay on the table.

“Is there? Whereabouts?” said I. “Oh, but I was forgetting; I can look after that myself.”

“Yes, of course you can,” they said; “and lots of things happened here before you came. We were watching. The old man and the woman, they were the worst, weren’t they, Red?”

“Do you mean you’ve been here before?” I asked.

“No, no, but tonight we were looking at them, like we do at school.”

This was beyond me, and I thought it would be of no use to ask for more explanations. Besides, just at this moment we heard the bell. They all clambered down either me or the chairs or the tablecloth.

Slim lingered a moment to say, “You’ll look out, won’t you?” and then followed the rest on to the window-sill, where, taking the time from Captain Wag, they all stood in a row, bowed with their caps
off
, straightened up again, each sang one note, which combined into a wonderful chord, turned around and disappeared.

I followed them to the window and saw the inhabitants of the house separating and going to their homes with the young ones capering around them. One or two of the elders—Wag’s father in particular—looked up at me, paused in their walk, and bowed gravely, which courtesy I returned.

I went on gazing until the lawn was a blank once more, and then, closing and fastening the sitting room window, I betook myself to the bedroom.

It had certainly been an eventful day and evening, and I felt that my adventures could not be quite at an end yet, for I had still to find out what new power or sense the Fourth Jar had brought me.

I stood and thought, and tried quite vainly to detect some difference in myself. And then I went to the window and drew the curtain aside and looked out on the road, and within a few minutes I began to understand.

There came walking rapidly along the road a young man, and he turned in at the garden gate and came straight up the path to the house door. I began to be surprised, not at his coming, for it was not so very late, but at the look of him.

He was young, as I said, rather red-faced, but not bad-looking; of the class of a farmer, I thought. He wore biggish brown whiskers—which is not common nowadays—and his hair was rather long at the back—which also is not common with young men who want to look smart—but his hat, and his clothes generally, were the really odd part of him.

The hat was a sort of low top-hat, with a curved brim; it spread out at the top and it was brushed rough instead of smooth. His coat was a blue swallow-tail with brass buttons. He had a broad tie wound around and around his neck, and a Gladstone collar. His pants were tight all the way down and had straps under his feet. To put it in the dullest, shortest way, he was “dressed in the fashion of eighty or ninety years ago,” as we read in the ghost stories.

Evidently he knew his way about very well. He came straight up to the front door and, as far as I could tell, into the house, but I did not hear the door open or shut or any steps on the stairs. He must, I thought, be in my landlady’s parlor downstairs.

I turned away from the window, and there was the next surprise. It was as if there was no wall between me and the sitting room. I saw straight into it. There was a fire in the grate, and by it were sitting face to face an old man and an old woman. I thought at once of what one of the boys had said, and I looked curiously at them.

They were, you would have said, as fine specimens of an old-fashioned yeoman and his wife as anyone could wish to see. The man was hale and red-faced, with gray whiskers, smiling as he sat bolt upright in his armchair. The old lady was rosy and smiling too, with a smart silk dress and a smart cap, and tidy ringlets on each side of her face—a regular picture of wholesome old age; and yet I hated them both.

The young man, their son, I suppose, was in the room standing at the
door with his hat in his hand, looking timidly at them. The old man turned half around in his chair, looked at him, turned down the corners of his mouth, looked across at the old lady, and they both smiled as if they were amused.

The son came farther into the room, put his hat down, leaned with both hands on the table, and began to speak (though nothing could be heard) with an earnestness that was painful to see, because I could be certain his pleading would be of no use. Sometimes he spread out his hands and shook them, every now and again he brushed his eyes. He was very much moved, and so was I, merely watching him.

The old people were not. They leaned forward a little in their chairs and sometimes smiled at each other—again as if they were amused.

At last he had done, and stood with his hands before him, quivering all over. His father and mother leaned back in their chairs and looked at each other. I think they said not a single word. The son caught up his hat, turned around, and went quickly out of the room. Then the old man threw back his head and laughed, and the old lady laughed too, not so boisterously.

I turned back to the window. It was as I expected. Outside the garden gate, in the road, a young slight girl in a large poke-bonnet and shawl and rather short-skirted dress was waiting, in great anxiety, as I could see by the way she held to the railings. Her face I could not see.

The young man came out. She clasped her hands, he shook his head; they went off together slowly up the road, he with bowed shoulders, supporting her, she, I dare say, crying. Again I looked around to the sitting room. The wall hid it now.

It sounds a dull ordinary scene enough, but I can assure you it was horribly disturbing to watch, and the cruel calm way in which the father and mother, who looked so nice and worthy and were so abominable, treated their son, was like nothing I had ever seen.

Of course I know now what the effect of the Fourth Jar was: it made me able to see what had happened in any place. I did not yet know how far back the memories would go, or whether I was obliged to see them if I did not want to. But it was clear to me that the boys were sometimes taught in this way. “We were watching them like we do at school,” one of them said, and though the grammar was poor, the meaning was plain, and I would ask Slim about it when we next met.

Meanwhile I must say I hoped the gift would not go on working instead of letting me go to sleep. It did not.

Next day I met my landlady employing herself in the garden, and asked her about the people who had formerly lived in the house.

“Oh yes,” said she. “I can tell you about them, for my father he remembered old Mr. and Mrs. Eld quite well when he was a slip of a lad. They wasn’t liked in the place, neither of them, partly through bein’ so hard-like to their work-people, and partly from them treating their only son so bad—I mean to say turning him right off because he married without asking permission.

“Well, no doubt, that’s what he shouldn’t have done, but my father said it was a very nice respectable young girl he married, and it do seem hard for them never to say a word of kindness all those years and leave every penny away from the young people.

“What become of them, do you say, sir? Why, I believe they emigrated away to the United States of America and never was heard of again, but the old people they lived on here, and I never heard but what they was easy in their minds right up to the day of their death. Nice-looking old people they was too, my father used to say; seemed as if butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths, as the saying is.

“Now I don’t know when I’ve thought of them last, but I recollect my father speaking of them as well, and the way they’re spoke of on their stone that lays just to the right-hand side as you go up the churchyard path—well, you’d think there never was such people. But I believe that was put up by them that got the property; now what was that name again?”

But about that time I thought I must be getting on. I also thought (as before) that it would be well for me not to go very far away from the house.

As I strolled up the road I pondered over the message which Wag’s father had been so good as to send me. “If they’re about the house, give them horseshoes; if there’s a bat-ball, squirt at it. I think there’s a squirt in the tool-house.” All very well, no doubt. I had one horseshoe, but that was not much, and I could explore the tool-house and borrow the garden squirt. But more horseshoes?

At that moment I heard a squeak and a rustle in the hedge, and could not help poking my stick into it to see what had made the noise. The stick
clinked against something with its iron ferrule. An old horseshoe!—evidently shown to me on purpose by a friendly creature.

I picked it up, and, not to make a long story of it, I was helped by much the same devices to increase my collection to four. And now I felt it would be wise to turn back.

As I turned into the back garden and came in sight of the little potting-shed or tool-house or whatever it was, I started. Someone was just coming out of it. I gave a loud cough. The party turned around hastily; it was an old man in a sleeved waistcoat, made up, I thought, to look like an “odd man.” He touched his hat civilly enough, and showed no surprise; but, oh, horror! He held in his hand the garden squirt.

“Morning,” I said; “going to do a bit of watering?”

He grinned. “Just stepped up to borrer this off the lady; there’s a lot of fly gets on the plants this weather.”

“I dare say there is. By the way, what a lot of horseshoes you people leave about. How many do you think I picked up this morning just along the road? Look here!” and I held one out to him, and his hand came slowly out to meet it, as though he could not keep it back.

His face wrinkled up into a horrible scowl, and what he was going to say I don’t know, but just then his hand clutched the horseshoe and he gave a shout of pain, dropped the squirt and the horseshoe, whipped around as quick as any young man could, and was off around the corner of the shed before I had really taken in what was happening.

Before I tried to see what had become of him, I snatched up the squirt and the horseshoe, and almost dropped them again. Both were pretty hot—the squirt much the hotter of the two; but both of them cooled down in a few seconds. By that time my old man was completely out of sight.

And I should not wonder if he was away some time; for perhaps you know, and perhaps you don’t know, the effect of an old horseshoe on that sort of people. Not only is it of iron, which they can’t abide, but when they see or, still more, touch the shoe, they have to go over all the ground that the shoe went over since it was last in the blacksmith’s hands. Only I doubt if the same shoe will work for more than one witch or wizard. Anyway, I put that one aside when I went indoors.

And then I sat and wondered what would come next, and how I could
best prepare for it. It occurred to me that it would do no harm to put one of the shoes where it couldn’t be seen at once, and it also struck me that under the rug just inside the bedroom door would not be a bad place. So there I put it, and then fell to smoking and reading.

A knock at the door.

“Come in,” said I, a little curious. But no, it was only the maid. As she passed me (which she did quickly) I heard her mutter something about “’ankerchieves for the wash,” and I thought there was something not quite usual about the voice. So I looked around. She was back to me, but the dress and the height and the hair was what I was accustomed to see.

Into the bedroom she hurried, and the next thing was a scream like that of at least two cats in agony! I could just see her leap into the air, come down again on the rug, scream again, and then bundle, hopping, limping—I don’t know what—out of the room and down the stairs.

I did catch sight of her feet, though. They were bare, they were greenish, and they were webbed, and I think there were some large white blisters on the soles of them.

You would have thought that the commotion would have brought the household about my ears; but it did not, and I can only suppose that they heard no more of it than they did of the things which the birds and so on say to each other.

“Next, please!” said I, as I lighted a pipe; but if you will believe it, there was no next. Lunch, the afternoon, tea, all passed by, and I was completely undisturbed. “They must be saving up for the bat-ball,” I thought. “What in the world can it be?”

As candle-time came on, and the moon began to make herself felt, I took up my old position at the window, with the garden squirt at hand and two full jugs of water on the floor—plenty more to be got from the bathroom if wanted.

The leaden box of the Five Jars was in the right place for the moonbeams to fall on it … But no moonbeams would touch it tonight! Why was this? There were no clouds. Yet, between the orb of the moon and my box, there was some obstruction.

High up in the sky was a dancing film, thick enough to cast a shadow on the area of the window; and ever, as the moon rode higher in the heavens,
this obstruction became more solid. It seemed gradually to get its bearings and settle into the place where it would shut off the light from the box most completely.

I began to guess. It was the bat-ball: neither more nor less than a dense cloud of bats, gradually forming itself into a solid ball, and coming lower, and nearer to my window. Soon they were only about thirty feet off, and I felt that the moment was come.

I have never much liked bats or desired their company, and now, as I studied them through the glass, and saw their horrid little wicked faces and winking wings, I felt justified in trying to make things as unpleasant for them as I could.

I charged the squirt and let fly, and again, and again, as quick as I could fill it. The water spread a bit before it reached the ball, but not too much to spoil the effect; and the effect was almost alarming. Some hundreds of bats all shrieking out at once, and shrieking with rage and fear (not merely from the excitement of chasing flies, as they generally do). Dozens of them dropping away, with wings too soaked to fly, some on to the grass, where they hopped and fluttered and rolled in ecstasies of passion, some into bushes, one or two plumb on to the path, where they lay motionless; that was the first tableau.