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American Flag Pants by Best Form

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4.5 out of 5 stars

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F500 American Flag Pants by Best Form

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     B004VMQPFM

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$29.95–$33.95

Best Form makes American Flag Pants from 100% cotton, unlike other manufacturers who use a cheaper blend fabric for their workout pants. These Flag Pants are cut with a roomy thigh area and sharply tapered ankle cuffs, which make them great for gym pants and for casual wear as well. There are two side pockets and a 2-inch-wide elastic waistband. The US Stars and Stripes pants are our most popular patriotic clothing item. Best Form has a huge inventory of hot-selling flag pants available for immediate shipment to anywhere in the world. These are popular MMA pants for the mixed martial arts enthusiasts. Be sure to check out our store for the new F600 Flag Shorts. XXL—Add $4. Both American Flag Pants and Shorts are made in the USA.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

24 of 27 people found the following review helpful

They make me feel like a wild stallion

By
Windy Skye
, July 3, 2013

I always wear these sweet pants when I’m out for my morning Prancercise. I love the way the material flows gently in the breeze as I’m prancing like a wild stallion in the wind.

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Perfect for delivering a roundhouse kick to the face

By
Zachary J. Rodman “zackeeus”
, September 24, 2013

Like the title of my review states, and others have noted, these pants are perfect for delivering an appropriately timed roundhouse kick to the face. To whose face? That’s really up to you. But I strongly recommend that you avoid kicking any of the following in the face: on-duty police officers, Marines, Russel Crowe, robots, large predators (no sense of humor), anyone else wearing “F500 American Flag Pants.” So then, to whose noggin SHOULD you deliver a precision roundhouse kick? Again, that’s up to your personal preferences, but here are some ideas to get you started: commies, bank robbers, Rush Limbaugh, Philadelphia Eagles fans, anyone smaller and/or weaker than you. *Enjoy!* Disclaimer: This is a joke. Please do NOT do this. By reading this, you agree that I am not responsible for your moronic actions.

20 of 25 people found the following review helpful

Best Pants Ever

By
Robbiez
, June 2, 2013

As a Marine helicopter pilot, I often get bored with wearing a flight suit to work. It doesn’t allow me the freedom to roundhouse kick-start the rotor head with the authority that these pants do. I wear them to work every day, and our squadron’s flight hours have gone up 600%.

302 of 317 people found the following review helpful

Patriotism Like a Boss

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sms12206baw
, February 29, 2012

I bought these pants for working out. They match my “Big Johnson” shirts so well. I can sense the burning jealousy in others’ very souls as I enter the Zumba class. I like to pair these pants with my white high-top Reebok sneakers. I feel like a walking Lee Greenwood song in these bad boys. I recommend these to anyone who needs something comfortable to wear while on house arrest or headed to a tractor pull. Check them out, folks. You won’t be sorry. I finally got to second base with my cousin because he liked these so much.

Avery Economy Binder with 1-Inch Round Ring

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3.4 out of 5 stars

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Avery Economy Binder with 1-Inch Round Ring, Black (3301)

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     B000V99JYI

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$2.31

Avery economy binders are perfect for light, everyday use. The round rings accommodate up to 460 sheets of paper and can be opened and closed easily when you need to add or remove pages.

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