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By
ADB
, April 19, 2013

If you are going to make a pen for her, please refrain from calling it a Ball Pen. We’re confused enough.

185 of 196 people found the following review helpful

Just in time

By
Liz
, August 27, 2012

This product came just in time, and thankfully with this low price my parents were able to afford me a pack of these even after they paid my dowry. This way I didn’t have to inconvenience my new husband by asking to borrow his pens to write all the thank-you notes for our wedding. I could leave him in the office while I penned away (no pun intended), barefoot in the kitchen. All my friends will be so happy to receive their thank-you notes on time and in this perfectly feminine ink!

32,847 of 33,194 people found the following review helpful

FINALLY!

By
Tracy Hamilton “Tracy Hamilton”
, August 24, 2012

Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach, and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, nonslip, and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I’ve begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approachable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair, and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I’m writing my last name hyphenated with Robert Pattinson’s last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I’m positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with. Where has this pen been all my life???

511 of 548 people found the following review helpful

Hallelujah!!!

By
AnnaGram
, August 29, 2012

I wrote down this review actually using this product, but my husband will have to type it out for me as I have no idea how to use any form of technology other than a blender. The pen is great.

3,930 of 4,174 people found the following review helpful

Very upset

By
P. Davies
, August 27, 2012

First of all, I’m a male. I picked a pink one up by mistake to write a quick note…next thing I know I’m sitting down to take a pee. Be careful.

Progress! Rosie the Scrivener.

Customer Questions & Answers

If I slip one to my man, will that make him more “agreeable”?

asked by
Jenn Heimrich
on April 12, 2013

Dear Jenn: This is such a heavily loaded question you are asking! You have all of biology, religion, and sociology to contend with! Such a careful balance you might easily topple by slipping your man a she-pen! The next thing you know, people will want to marry their pens. The Slippery Slope is ALWAYS PERTINENT. Then again, maybe the slimmer barrel and more demure ink color is just what the male doctor ordered. Give him a break from all the stress of being a breadwinner and not being able to cry. Just don’t sue BIC when he wants to watch
The Birdcage
for the 37th time and then try on all your shoes. Allons!

Jen S
answered on April 12, 2013

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Most Helpful Customer Reviews

16 of 17 people found the following review helpful

Weird tie tack. What’s this guy supposed to be drinking, anyway?

By
michael tweedy
, April 5, 2013

The tie tack appears to be crudely made, but is provocative in any case. It appears to be a guy on a ball chug-a-lugging something from a sort of beaker. Maybe using some sort of bong? And what’s with the hospital gown? What, exactly, is happening here? Oh, well. It’s kind of cool in its own way. It does work pretty well to hold the tie down, and quite a few question me about what the little guy is doing.

26 of 27 people found the following review helpful

Whimsical character pin

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