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257 of 290 people found the following review helpful

Here’s the REAL Secret

By
S. Denaro “Susan6868”
, March 1, 2007

The wealth that is bestowed on the small percentage of people in this world is acquired through heredity, ingenuity, hard work, or just dumb luck. No one obtains wealth or cures cancer by simply obsessively wishing for it. The first step in increasing your wealth is to take the money you would have spent on this mindless drivel and put it in your pocket. See? You’re doing better already.

3.1 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

ASIN:
     B000EVQWKC

Price:
     
$25.00

Sugar-free gummy bears with five real-fruit flavors and jewel-like, sparkling clear colors. Made with Lycasin. Available in 5-pound bags only. Contains approximately 216 pieces per pound.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

109 of 140 people found the following review helpful

For the love of god and all that is holy

By
Laura
, September 18, 2013

Tastes like regret. Highly recommended by gastroenterologists and colonoscopy nurses everywhere. Sponsored by all toilet paper companies. Frustrating colonic cleanse “spas” for years. Confusing those who tout herbal diet “cleanses.” Angering stool-softening representatives since 2009.

129 of 165 people found the following review helpful

Perfect for roommates and freeloaders

By
Brandon B
, September 25, 2013

After reading these reviews, I decided to buy a couple bags to test on my roommate. He’s that guy that will just take a bite of your sandwich, OR if you just so happen to have a bowl of delicious gummy bears on the table, he will take it upon himself to handful after handful :) After he consumed about 1½ bags of these time bombs, he decided to go to his girlfriend’s house…I think we know where this goes. I get a text from him this morning complaining about having to s*** literally all night long and all day at work. I then refer him to this page and proceed to laugh. I don’t think he learned anything valuable from this, but I couldn’t not try it. 10/10. Well done, Haribo.

67 of 91 people found the following review helpful

Excellent candy to keep around the office for greedy coworkers

By
Andrew Schaefer
, April 16, 2007

I bought 10 lb. of these bears while I was doing the “Atkins thing”…and I found the same gastric issues that others experienced. However, we like to keep them around the office for newbies to experience. They’re so tasty that people will sit at your desk and snarf down a whole bowlful. We’d warn them not to eat too many, but they’d just nod and keep munching. The next day they’re believers in moderation. Apparently we’re all masochists, as we ate all 10 lb. in a month, regardless of side effects.

117 of 138 people found the following review helpful

Funding problems, NASA? Give this a try!

By
Anonymous
, October 11, 2013

Why are we hitching a ride to space with the Russians when we could just be using these babies? If I achieved liftoff on just a few of them, a pound and a half should have no trouble getting a much lighter person into lower orbit. Our astronauts will become asstronauts!

5,589 of 5,661 people found the following review helpful

Just don’t. Unless it’s a gift for someone you hate