Don't Be a Hero: A Superhero Novel (4 page)

Christ.
Niobe had just wriggled out of one argument. She sure as hell didn’t want to wind up in another.

“Yes,” Niobe said. With her goggles in place, Kate wouldn’t be able to see her eyes, and she was glad for that. Most people would be creeped out if they saw that Niobe’s eyes were charcoal black all the way across, but Kate wasn’t most people. The woman had a gaze that could crack rocks, even if she wasn’t a meta.

The silence stretched between them. Niobe could never work out if Kate disliked her because she put Solomon in dangerous situations, or because she thought Niobe was shagging him. She didn’t suppose it would help to tell her she found him about as attractive as she found any man. Kate probably wouldn’t be any happier to know her husband was running around with a lesbian. It had taken Solomon long enough to come to grips with that himself. He was old-fashioned that way.

Kate opened her mouth to speak, and it didn’t look like it was going to be pleasant. But by some miracle, Solomon chose that moment to come back into the room. “Oh, there you are, dear,” he said to Kate. He must have sensed something, because his back stiffened. He glanced at Niobe, then back to his wife.

Kate turned her icy stare on her husband. Niobe recognised that look. It was the same one Gabby gave her during their argument an hour ago. Kate’s lips twisted as she studied his new attire. He’d exchanged the pyjamas for full costume, and Niobe wondered if he was as grateful for his mask as she was for hers.

The Carpenter’s outfit was all forest greens and autumn reds. A new hat—sleeker and more modern than the tattered one on the wall—sat low across his eyes. A brown half-mask left his mouth uncovered, and a cloak hung over his left shoulder, stretching down to his elbow. Poking out the bottom was the handle of his hatchet, hanging from a loop in his belt.

The costume still fit well. For some reason, it was the only thing she saw him in that ever seemed to suit him. Anyone else would look ridiculous in something so damn rustic.

Too bad his appearance did nothing to improve the mood in the room. It was lucky Kate’s looks couldn’t kill. More than one person had lost limbs from their superpowered spouse’s misdirected eye beams.

“I’ll get the car warmed up,” Niobe said. She shoved her hands in her coat pockets and squeezed past the couple, while Solomon did his best to look anywhere but his wife.

Superpowered combat and interdimensional alien attacks she could handle. But there was no way in hell she was putting herself into the middle of a marital spat. She’d had enough of that already.

3: The Night Belongs To Me

The Pilgrim

Real name:

Gordon Whitman

Powers:

Teleportation.

Notes:

The youngest member of the Manhattan Eight. When the radiation of the Los Alamos explosion struck him, he became metahuman and instantly teleported to Santiago, Chile. He was consequently assumed dead until several weeks after the incident when he returned to the US. Although he occasionally engaged in direct combat, his main role in the Manhattan Eight was to insert other members into danger zones.

—Notes on selected metahumans [Entry #0008]

Solomon finally emerged from the house a few minutes later, looking calm but walking a bit too briskly away from the front door. He got in the passenger side and glanced at Niobe behind the wheel.

“I don’t know if it’s a good idea to let a woman drive,” he said.

She pushed back the lapel of her trench coat to reveal the butt of her gun. “Try feeding me that line again. Try.”

He grinned and pulled his hat low over his eyes. Niobe took a swig of water from her canteen, then pulled the choke out and gave it some pedal.

The car was a black 1949 Ford two-door sedan. Or it had started out that way. Gabby had made so many modifications to the thing Niobe doubted there was an original piece left. The dashboard was outfitted with a dozen knobs and levers for gadgets that might come in handy. A police radio scanner was tucked under the dash on the passenger side, tuned to the local Met Div frequency. It was silent now. A little strange, but not entirely unexpected. Few metas got themselves into trouble with the law these days. They must’ve been smarter than her.

The streets were deserted. They made their way out of the Old City the usual way, taking the barely-policed route through the bomb-damaged streets to the east and then travelling south past the Mangere Inlet. The roads looked worse than they were. The cracks and collapsed buildings that remained in place nearly two decades since the bomb hit turned the route into a maze if you didn’t know where you were going. But it was navigable, if bumpy, and kept them free of checkpoints.

Officially, metas weren’t forced to stay in the Old City. They were still human after all, and could go where they pleased. But probable cause wasn’t hard for the coppers to manufacture, and if Niobe and Solomon got caught driving around after nightfall where they weren’t welcome, a quick search would turn up a dozen things that weren’t strictly legal. Her gun, for one, not to mention the road tack deployment system in the boot of the car. But the checkpoints and police dirigibles were well to the west, so the law didn’t bother them.

The Neo-Auckland skyline cut a jagged line through the night. The guys who’d designed it had been fond of tapering towers and spires that glimmered even in the darkness. Above the streets, the upper highways and monorail tracks swooped between apartment buildings and offices, suspended on the impossibly thin support struts originally conceived by the metahuman Green Tornado. Billboards dotted the skies as well, advertising Coke or the new electric Toyotas or rocket-plane trips to the sunny Gold Coast. And in the middle of it all, the Peace Tower stood tall, its spire piercing the sky; a monument to the destruction of the Old City, and a promise of something greater.

Thinking of the Old City brought her mind back to Gabby, and the argument. Gabby always worried when she went out on a job, and lately it had been getting worse. Niobe tried not to bring her work home with her, but it was never enough to keep the pain out of Gabby’s eyes.

“Are you all right, Spook?” Solomon’s voice snapped her back to reality. “You’re quiet, even for you.”

Niobe blinked and cleared her throat. “Yeah. Fine.” She nodded outside, to where the lawns and trimmed hedges of the Neo-Auckland suburbs gave way to a pair of three-storey department stores and a long shopping mall. Past the dress and shoe shops, a sleek white tower stood between elevated monorail tracks. “That’s our man’s hotel.”

“Hotel? He doesn’t live here?”

She shrugged. “Maybe he doesn’t want us to know where he lives.”

A row of manicured trees divided the road in two. They drove beneath coloured banners that stretched across the street, proclaiming a Christmas sale at a toy store. It wasn’t even December yet.

The shops were all shut, of course, and the moving footpaths had been switched off for the night. Niobe pulled the car off the main street and parked it down an alley a block from the hotel. Even the alley was spotlessly clean. It looked like some poor bugger had scrubbed each green rubbish bin until it shone.

Niobe activated the car’s security measures—you could never be too careful—and they strode down the footpath together, Solomon’s shoulder cape billowing in the breeze.

A tall silver birch stood guard beside the Starlight Hotel, the base of its trunk ringed by a low brick fence. The hotel’s revolving door faced the street. It’d be locked at this hour. Through the glass came dull orange light, probably from a lamp. She touched the lever at the side of her goggles, switching the magnification. She could just make out the silhouette of the night-shift clerk at the front desk, her head nodding.

“Our man’s in four-oh-eight,” she said in a low voice. She stepped back and counted off the fourth floor balconies. “That one there.”

“I take it asking politely isn’t an option?”

She buttoned up her trench coat and smiled beneath her mask. “Race you there.”

She sucked in a lungful of warm night air, held it, and relaxed her body.

Then she spread out in all directions like an ice cream melting in double time. Everything became thin, two-dimensional. Sight disappeared, replaced by a sense of position and an awareness of the minutest traces of light reflecting off surfaces.

She never really liked becoming a shadow. It made her feel so flat. Incorporeal. She was a slave to every bump and crack on the surface.

Still, it had its uses.

She shot along the ground and turned ninety degrees as she hit the wall. There was no sense of up or down as a shadow. There was only the surface. She flitted up along the outer wall of the Starlight hotel, passing balconies and feeling the roughness of sealed paint beneath her.

Dimly, she registered the noise of the silver birch creaking and groaning as the sound waves generated tiny vibrations on the tower surface. She paused for a moment to turn her attention back to Solomon. She could just make him out, a fleshy surface against a concrete one, gripping the end of a long low-hanging branch of the tree with one hand, his feet spread wide on the ground. Then, with another crack of groaning wood, the branch swung upwards, sending Solomon flying into the air. Another branch further up rotated and bent down like a friend offering Solomon a hand. He grabbed it and let it pull him back up, flinging him to the next branch.

If Niobe still had a mouth, she would have smiled to herself. He was getting on in years, but he still knew how to move. She raced up the side of the Hotel, matching him inch for inch.

The Carpenter could bend wood to his will, use it as a weapon if he wanted. But his real control came over trees and bushes that still had life in them. While a pure telekinetic meta was limited to bending things and hurling them around, Solomon had a kind of kinship with wood-based plants. He said he could sense things from them, talk to them in a limited capacity. Occasionally it came in useful, but trees didn’t tend to be very coherent or observant. They could tell you what the weather was like a few days ago, or when something blocked their light, or if a possum was stripping their leaves. But if you wanted to know if a bad guy had been past, they were as silent as a mobster in a film noir.

She slipped under a balcony to avoid the light from a street lamp and crossed to the opposite side. She could feel Solomon’s heavy breathing as he heaved himself up in one last leap.

She got to the balcony of 408 and drew herself back together. Her body and clothes reformed and her normal senses returned. It took less than a second. Quietly, she let out the breath she’d been holding.

Solomon landed next to her a moment later. “Call it a draw?”

“You wish, Carpenter.” She peered through the double French doors, but the inside was dark. No movement that she could see. She tried the handle with a gloved hand. Locked.

Her set of lock picks were nestled in her inner coat pocket, but she didn’t need them. The doors didn’t sit well in their frames. She ran her fingers down the crack between them. It was enough.

She held her breath and shifted back into shadow form. In an instant, she’d slipped through the crack and reformed herself on the other side. A minor thrill ran through her heart as she crouched and peered around the hotel room. The teenager in her had never got over the excitement of being where she shouldn’t be.

She could make out a couch and a dining table with four chairs, but only a single one was out of place. Next to the table, a room service trolley sat. She sniffed. Roast chicken. Better than the beans and stew she’d cooked for dinner. A television rested in the corner. Supposedly the Americans all had colour TVs by now, but New Zealand was still broadcasting everything in black and white.

Satisfied they were alone, she unlocked the balcony door and let Solomon in. He hesitated before entering. She knew the part of his brain trained in Sunday School got anxious whenever he trespassed with her. He preferred the straight-up-and-down fights. Too bad there weren’t many of them going round anymore.

Still, Niobe was no criminal. You had to have a code. Breaking in to a place was all right, as long as you didn’t take anything or do any actual breaking. You couldn’t own the space inside a building, not really. The night belonged to the shadows, and the shadows belonged to Niobe.

Niobe signalled with her fingers and crept forwards. Solomon’s footsteps came behind her, only slightly louder than hers. Battle Jack would’ve been useless in this line of work. He tended to get confused when confronted with a situation he couldn’t either punch or shag his way out of.

Bed springs creaked. Niobe threw out a hand, gesturing for Solomon to stop, but he already had. Something scraped against carpet in the next room.

Niobe padded silently to the corner of the hotel lounge.
We were so quiet
. She’d once had an entire fist fight with Black Collar five feet from two of his security guards, and they’d never heard a whisper. So how the hell had this guy heard them?