Ex-Rating (3 page)

2.
Your ex has a new love. You:

a
say, “Good for you.”

b
spread nasty rumors about the new love.

c
hire a hit man.

3.
You want your ex back. What do you do?

a
Beg, plead, and cry

b
Bribe the new love to transfer to another school (this only works if you’re really, REALLY rich)

c
Kidnap your ex and have him/her brainwashed

4.
Your ex doesn’t want you back. You:

a
accept it and vow to be his/her best friend.

b
try, try again.

c
tell him/her you’ll narc about that stash in his/her under-wear drawer.

5.
Your ex describes you as:

a
a nice person.

b
a little clingy.

c
a good candidate for shock therapy.

6.
You’d never tell your ex’s secrets, even after the breakup—except:

a
how his/her mother calls him/her “Pooky.”

b
his/her parents’ divorce really did a number on him/her.