FIFTY SHADES OF FAT (2 page)

He was the kind of
guy
you'd either
want to marry, have a million
kids
with, or elope and have an affair with, and not care about a thing in the world. If I was taken I would cheat just to be with him, just a kiss is all I wanted for starters.

Matthew was a bit of a jerk. He came off as very rude, but I think it was him trying to be funny with his bad
humo
r
. His personality wasn't as sexy as his handsome face. His face just glowed. He was pretty. I imagined what he would look like dressed as a girl cause he could have passed for one.

I still wanted to spend the rest of my life with Matthew. I had written a note to my best friend Tanya at the time, who sort of knew people that chilled
with Matthew. Another positive thing about being best friends with Tanya was that her friends were popular, making her well liked.

I wanted everyone to notice me and be popular to, but I
seemed like a third
wheel, or more like a seventh wheel. Since some of her p
als knew Matthew personally,
I felt it might increase my chances of ending up with the love of my life. I wanted to sleep with him badly. That never happened. Tanya took the note that I asked her to help hook me up with him but she took him for herself. Matthew constantly cheated on Tanya.

In my quest for love, I was roaming from place to place. I was fed up with men, and I always wanted to try to get involved with a girl
,
but if I met a man I wouldn`t complain. I met this vampire girl. Her name was Lisa. Vampires were able to come out during the day as long as the sun wasn't blazing. Her looks hit me; she was very pretty for a vampire.

I was roaming the country and doing crap jobs.

There was a small library in town and she worked there part-time. Vampires were a part of society and still needed money to live. They were
only aloud to feed off animal blood. There were laws for vampires, but no one ever cared about the law. Vampires were not all the same either.

I learned later she was eighteen, and had been eighteen for 1000 years. I
thought a beauty like her must have had
a lover, but after gazing at her for a several days, I checked out a book, and had a small conversation with her. I asked her out for coffee, and she smiled and said yes! She was pretty outgoing, had long golden brown hair and really strong green eyes. Those eyes were very mesmerizing.

Lisa lived way out in the country. I was invited to her place for coffee rather than sitting at a Starbucks. I knocked on the door lightly at first, then harder since I didn't think my knocks were heard. She answered the door with a smile. We found a place outside as evening approached.

She brought red wine instead of having coffee. It was classy. We talked about our lives and how unhappy we both were. Lisa touched my hand and her soft skin made me want to kiss her deeply.

I never asked how she was able to have a house in the country with the crap job she was working. She was a vampire, maybe she killed for it. I
asked her about her past relationships and she was nervous. She revealed that she had a boyfriend who cheated on her. She said she wanted me, and I accepted her invitation for love. Before we could make out, the wine made me sick. I wasn't a fan of wine. Vampires didn't just love humans for the sake of loving. They wanted something in return. I offered Lisa my blood in exchange for her love.

It was dark and the stars were shining
. I was feeling a lot better. We started to kiss and made love outside. I was moaning and in heaven. Lisa took advantage of me, just like I wanted her to. She ate me out and sunk her razor sharp vampire teeth into my right thigh. I was a little shy since I had not shaven down there.

She didn't seem to care since she was a vampire. She was slurping my blood pretty fast. I never experienced multiple orgasms in my life! After all that love making, we
were next to each other
enjoying
the
stars in the sky. It was a quite night. We both did not say a word. We eventually made our way to the house and it was dark inside. We rested on her bed with candles that lit the room up.

We were naked under the bed sheets. Lisa looked at me and smiled, but I was unable to speak to her, I felt disgraced. Why did I have to be so desperate? I decided to say something. I told Lisa how I was upset about the way I looked especially my weight.

I felt lucky I had met her when I did. Lisa told me a secret that I thought was just a myth. She said that vampire blood helped humans lose weight fas
t!
Just a small
teaspoon
of vampire blood would help anyone shed about five pounds of fat overnight. The vampire blood did not have the same result on everyone, and different vampires possessed stronger blood.

In the midst of the conversation, I imagined a sight of a stunningly beautiful me. As Lisa spoke, I imagined myself. I wore a slutty looking red mini dress with shoulder straps and glass high heels. I had a delicate, slim figure with beautiful curves and smooth tanned skin. I looked graceful and innocent, not at all like the ugly fat girl I was before.

I began to keep her in sight as I enjoyed the sight of Lisa more and more.

Her eyes just glared into my eyes. Later we walked outside, naked, in the misty forest near her place. The air was cool and fresh and made my nipples hard, and we walked a distance away on the darker side of the forest.

I wondered if I would ever have the chance to have some of her vampire blood to help me lose weight. I was very hesitant and very embarrassed to ask her. I wondered what my chances were. I had never met such a beautiful vampire girl in my whole life. As we walked I finally decided to ask Lisa about the blood.

I politely asked Lisa if she would give me some of her blood to help me out.

That night, I offered her a deal
. I would pay her $50 for a tea
spoon of her blood.

"Does that sound good to you?" I asked.

"You don't need to pay" Lisa responded.

I insisted that I pay her, and she continued to refuse then finally she accepted the offer. Lisa was too polite. As much as she refused
,
she knew
deep down that she wanted the money. After all, it was a bad recession and everyone needed extra cash.

So after that night things were not the same. With money involved, Lisa and I had more like a business transaction relationship. Night after night Lisa would
bite her wrist and filled a tea
spoon full of her powerful vampire blood. The first time I swallowed it,
the blood
actually had an awful taste to it. It had a shit taste to it. Lisa laughed when she saw how I couldn't stand the taste.

She was wearing a sexy
blue skirt that night.  S
he was even
more glowing and appealing compared to the last time I had seen her.
Her hair flowed onto her bare shoulders. She wore no makeup and she did not need any since she had natural beauty.

Lisa's neat groomed eyebrows were perfect. Her round lips were sexy pink. She did not say a word all night but she seemed to know that she was special to me. We made love like never before that night. She ravaged me like never before and her fangs sunk into my thigh again. I experienced orgasm-after orgasm and I was soaking wet!

That night after we made love, the bedroom window was open and it was breezy. We held hands as the fresh night air blew inside the bedroom.

"Have you ever thought about marriage? Lisa asked"

"Yes, all the time. That's all I ever dream about." I said.

I was shocked that the subject of marriage was even brought up. I wondered if I was steps away from marrying Lisa.

"I think you and I were meant to be Emma" Lisa said.

"How do you know?" I asked.

"I feel it all the time when we are together."

"We should do it. Let's get married!" I said.

"It might not be easy at first, but life is never easy." Lisa said.

I agreed with Lisa. We continued to talk for hours that night and I fell asleep. Vampires were all different. Some vampires needed sleep and some didn't. Lisa needed her sleep.

Over the next several nights I noticed that I had lost weight. I was actually happier than the relationship I had with Lisa, but I never told her that. Our transaction relationship seemed to be getting better. She was always a woman of few words but she had her moments of conversation. I could never guess what she was thinking. She always had a look on her face as if she was thinking of something fascinating, and she was a fascinating person.

One night she wore a pink skirt and red high heels. She also wore dark red lipstick. We made mad love like any other night.

The following morning, I took a look at myself in the mirror. I was almost perfect looking. The past few days of Lisa's vampire blood had shed about 25 pounds of my fat ass. I had more pounds to shed. One night Lisa came to me and wanted more money. I was stunned that she would even be thinking of money. I thought that things were going great with us. I was wrong.

Lisa w
anted to charge me $100 per tea
spoon of her blood. I realized that the business transaction was getting worse. I was in denial. I argued with Lisa day in and day out.

At first I refused to pay her for a few days and I noticed my fat-started to come back! Lisa told me that vampire blood was only a temporary fix and that if you stop using it the fat would eventually come back but at least it came back slower. I managed to gain back eight pounds of fat back since I stopped paying Lisa. I thought she was being very selfish.

I was furious with Lisa. One night, when I turned on the lights she wasn't in bed with me. She came into the bedroom to get a gown and she was naked. She was trying to piss me off by not saying anything and ignoring me.

She did many things to annoy me. This was her way of telling me she wanted me out, and that it was over. Lisa did many annoying things like she never did before. She left the bathroom door open with its light on. I hated that with a passion.

One night she silently cuddled up next to me and rested her head on my chest for a while. I felt her warm touch. Some vampires were cold blooded and some were warm blooded. After a human was turned, it would take decades and decades for the blood to turn completely cold. The older the vampire the colder the blood was. Lisa was very old in my opinion and still had a very warm body. I preferred warm blooded vampires of course.

I held her for a bit and slowly began kissing her lips. She had the sweet scent of strawberries. I touched her back and thighs and sucked her hard nipples. She was quiet at first but suddenly she became passionate. I experienced something very different that night from Lisa.

Lisa was full of surprises. After our intense lovemaking she quickly put her panties back on, turned on the light and spent some time staring at my naked body and my pussy. Then Lisa went downstairs for a long time while I waited for her to come back.