Authors: Mark Tufo
I caught a glimmer of light on the side of my face; I was thinking that the box was
finally flaring up, and then it dawned on me that it was from the wrong direction.
Ron was coming! I wouldn’t have been surprised if he had a wide-brimmed hat and a
sword. The cavalry was coming, and the throaty roar of his engine let me know he was
being quick about it.
“You ready, Mike?” he yelled.
He was holding up something shiny. At first I thought it was a bullet or bullets and
I couldn’t figure out what he meant. As he got closer, I realized it was the key.
With the press of zombies around us, he would not be able to get close enough to just
hand them off; the truck would not be able to take that kind of damage. I played center
field for a few years in high school, but back then, a dropped ball only meant derision
from your teammates, a potentially lost game, and not getting into Suzie’s skirt because
of an error. I guess the stakes
were
just as high now.
He never waited for my response as he sent it spinning out into the night. I didn’t
think they were going to have the distance needed to get to me. BT had watched Ron’s
toss and was moving away from the limited protection of our frying box and into the
fray of zombies. I was on the move as well. I was quickly placing targets in front
of my peep scope. Firing and moving, firing and moving. BT’s gaze was not wavering
from the key ring. Justin turned when he heard the first of my reports.
I don’t think he knew about the keys, but it was impossible to miss BT and him heading
away and me cutting a path for him to move. It was his additional shots that helped
keep BT safe.
“Got it!” he said excitedly. For a wild moment I thought he might spike them like
a wide receiver will once they reach the end zone. Then I remembered he wasn’t me.
“Hurry up!” I shouted.
I think the only thing keeping the zombies back now was the flame from the box. At
this point, it couldn’t still be broadcasting a signal. Luckily, it was only one key.
BT’s hands were shaking violently, and if he had to fumble for the right one, things
would have gotten a lot hairier. With the door open, I started flinging family members
inside, bouncing them off the steering wheel, headrests, dome lights, I didn’t give
a shit; a contusion or a concussion was better than what was being offered outside.
“GO!” BT shouted at me. I was going to argue, you know the whole hero complex thing.
“I need this one, man, I think I’m two behind,” BT added.
If I stayed any longer we would have both died trying to one up the other. And as
long as I was still in the lead, I would yield this one. I slid quickly into the driver’s
seat. BT handed me the key as he slammed the door shut and jumped into the bed of
the truck. There was some grousing from the back as people rubbed their heads or checked
for various scrapes and bruises from their rough ushering in. Ron was already speeding
off, a bunch of zombies in tow.
Unfortunately, we weren’t rid of our entourage; they were banging on all sides of
the truck, the glass was next. I took off, noticing that a zombie had actually attached
himself to my driver’s side rear view mirror. I don’t know if he thought he could
eat the image or that the image was actually a person, but that sucker had latched
on tight, it was a good block before he fell away. One lone tooth had been imbedded
in the hard plastic shell that housed the mirror. No way was I going to touch that
thing.
“I didn’t really have that much fun, Mike,” Gary said from the rear seat.
“You don’t say?” I asked him. Now I just needed to catch up to Ron, but it was easy
enough to follow the trail he’d left behind. Zombies that had stopped following him,
and that had begun to mill around like they do, once again started running when they
saw us.
“They’re like those little fucking lap dogs that yip when anything comes close,” BT
said in complete disgust. Travis had opened the small window that divided the cab
from the bed.
I didn’t agree. My aunt had one of the little bastards; all you had to do was give
it a slight kick in the head and it would go away. No such luck with the zombies.
We were a couple of miles out from the library when the smell hit. I thought for sure
we had a zombie straggler, maybe hidden in the bed of the truck with BT, although
I’m sure he would have said something by now. I wasn’t the only one to notice the
stench either. Heads began whipping around, looking for the offender, then we all
began to settle on Henry. He was the only living being capable of producing that kind
of odor.
“IT fwas meef,” Tommy said sheepishly.
“What?” I asked him.
He held up a foil packet.
“Foiled froccoli,” he said as small pieces of the pastry fell from his mouth.
“Did he just say he’s eating a boiled broccoli Pop-Tart?” BT asked.
“Wiff femon glaze,” he managed after finally swallowing what he had.
“Out the window,” I told him.
“I eat when I’m nervous,” Tommy begged.
“Come on, man, who eats a boiled broccoli Pop-Tart with lemon glaze? Mike, man, tell
him again to get rid of it!” BT pleaded. We’d stopped a few miles back so that he
could get in the truck. Now I think he wished he’d stayed where he was.
“Can I have a bite?” Gary asked. “Sounds delicious.”
It ended up being another five miles until we caught up to Ron. He was being overly
safe and I thanked him for it. We’d had enough close calls, and I’m just talking the
last half hour.
I hugged him tight. There would always be time to give him shit. But right now, he’d
saved my family’s life and I expressed my gratitude the only way I saw fit.
“Thank you,” I told him as I let go of the embrace.
“We’re family, Mike. I didn’t have a choice.”
“Interesting way of putting it, brother.” I smiled.
“Everyone’s okay?”
I nodded. I was suddenly exhausted. You sometimes forget how much the high stress
situations take out of you. The body can only produce so much adrenaline, and when
it’s done, it’s worse than coming down off of a caffeine-laced eight ball. (Not that
I know what that would entail.)
“You still going forward with this?” He phrased it as a question, but he already knew
the answer. I had to; there were no choices in the matter.
“Where’s the box?” MJ asked, looking inside our truck.
“You mean the kindling?” I asked him back. He had a blank expression on his face.
“It caught fire,” I explained.
“What! How? Why? You didn’t discharge the R2 capacitor before you started it, did
you!”
“Missed that step,” BT said.
“We were a little rushed, but for the sake of argument, let’s say we knew about this
D2 resistor.”
“Capacitor,” he clarified. “R2.”
I think he was going into shock. “How long would it have taken to discharge?” I asked.
“You have to go slow or there’s the risk of fire.”
“Risk,” I repeated.
“Six minutes should be sufficient.”
“BT, how much time you figure we had to get that box on before the zombies ate us?”
“Not six minutes, Mike.”
“Listen, MJ, I can’t thank you enough for the zombie repeller, it saved our lives,
it truly did. And you’re a friggin’ genius for inventing it. Couple of things, though…it’s
far from a portable device, especially when you start tossing spare car batteries
in it. And you may want to work on that discharge thingy. Other than that, man, thank
you.” I hugged him as well. MJ stiffened. He wasn’t one for too much human contact.
I made sure to stay in longer than was socially acceptable.
“Okay, Mike, now I know you’re fucking with the man, but now you’re starting to make
me feel uncomfortable,” BT said.
“Your hair smells good,” I told him before I finally let him go. ‘Call me.’ I mouthed,
making a mock phone with my pinkie and thumb. He skittered away pretty fast, mission
accomplished.
“Mean, man, that’s just mean,” BT said.
“Listen, you know as well as I do, he was either going to give me shit for the next
ten minutes about how I should have saved the box…or worse, fifteen minutes telling
me how it worked.”
“True, now what?”
“Same as it ever was, I suppose.”
We’d all had a few minutes to reflect on what had happened. I was proud that, as a
whole, we were able to get past it fairly easily. Some better than others, Henry didn’t
even seem to care. He had immediately gotten out of the truck, went to the side of
the road, took care of a little business and then waited patiently until someone put
him back in so he could lie down.
Must be nice
, I thought. Not the shitting in front of everyone, that part would be awkward, I’m
more referring to the part about just curling up and going to sleep. Oh and someone
picking me up and putting me in the truck would be nice as well.
“We’ve got to get going, Mike,” Ron said. “I know Lyndsey’s son Jessie and husband
Steve, and the women for that matter are more than capable, but I don’t feel right
being away this long.”
“I understand completely. Again…thanks, Ron. I swear I’ll be better to this truck.”
He didn’t even acknowledge that last part, we both knew better.
He got into his truck.
“Um…you forgot one,” I said after he shut his door.
“He wanted to go with you,” Ron said as he pulled away.
“Glad to have you aboard,” I said to Gary.