Authors: Mark Tufo
“That never happened,” she said indignantly.
“It will,” I told her. “The kicker, though…the real kicker is that next year you are
going to get an internship with an ABC affiliate and then you’re going to cheat on
me with one of the producers. And not because you have any true feelings for him,
but rather as a way to get your foot in the door regardless of the devastation it
is going to cause me. I’m going to try and drown my liver in alcohol after you do
that. I join the Marines to dry out. Do you believe that shit? Me in the Corps.”
“I’m going to get going, Mike. Whatever you took tonight, I’m just going to wait until
it has run its course.”
“Okay,” I told her, not even watching as she walked away.
Tracy was staring out the window in my general direction, but I’m pretty sure I could
have had a roman candle shooting from my ass and she wouldn’t have seen it…or me.
I went back into my parents’ basement; the same cellar that had seen so many get-togethers.
“Where’s Beth?” Dennis asked, coming up to me. He was holding a cold beer that he
handed to me.
“Dennis, you’re alive! I’ve missed you, man.” I hugged him fiercely.
“Dude, people are going to talk,” he said, looking around like he was hoping no one
was witnessing the event. Odds were none of them would remember it the next day anyway.
“Dennis,” I gripped each shoulder hard, “you need to listen to me, man. You are one
of my best friends.”
“Is this drunk talk, Mike? I love you too, man,” he said uncomfortably as he continued
to look around.
“Dude, yes I am fucking wasted beyond comprehension, but you need to fucking listen
to me. Write this shit down if you have to.”
“Mike, I didn’t carry a pen and paper in high school, what makes you think I’m going
to have one now?”
“Fine, fine…are you paying the fuck attention.”
“Listen, man, you’re like five inches from my face, I promise I’m paying attention.”
“How eff’d up are you?”
“Not too bad. Stomach has been a little iffy, so I’ve only been smoking mostly.”
“Alright, man, in your thirties—”
He interrupted me. “My thirties? What the fuck are you talking about? I’m eighteen.”
“Just shut up and listen, for some reason I’ll probably never figure out, I was given
a chance here to change some shit. In your thirties you are going to get diagnosed
with diabetes, and like the asshole that you are, you aren’t going to do anything
about it, and it’s going to kill you.”
“Diabetes?”
“Yes! Now fucking promise me when you get that news that you will do everything in
your power to live a long and normal life.”
“Dude, you’re freaking me out,” he said as he tried to pull away.
I gripped him tighter. “Promise me, man, and I’ll let you go.” I was staring at him
intensely.
He dropped his gaze and promised.
“No, man, look me in the eye when you promise. Swear on your mother this time.” He
was getting angry. “Do it,” I said, pulling him in closer.
Through gritted teeth he spoke. “I promise, now let me the fuck go.” He shrugged me
away.
“One more thing,” I said to his retreating back, “invest in Microsoft.”
“Hey, buddy,” Paul said as I approached the quarters table.
“Want to see something crazy?” I asked him.
“Love to,” he replied as he followed me to the basement stairs.
He was a step below me, I had one foot on the plywood and the other on carpet. For
the briefest of moments the older Paul was above me looking down and the younger Paul
was below me looking up. Both versions of Paul had their mouths agape as they stared
at who they once were and who they were to become.
My next step brought me to the present; Paul was still looking past me.
“Some killer weed, huh?” I asked as I patted his back and moved on by.
“What the f…” He turned to follow.
“Yeah…welcome to my world. Next time, leave your crazy marijuana at home,” I said
as I opened the basement stairs door.
“Shit, you almost busted my nose,” Dennis yelped from hallway.
Now it was my turn for my mouth to drop open. “You’re…you’re alive?” I asked, stepping
back. I probably would have gone tumbling down the stairs if not for Paul directly
behind me.
“I told you not to smoke that shit,” Dennis laughed at me.
“The diabetes?”
“Under control for like the last five years, Mike. You alright? I always wanted to
ask you how you knew about that.”
“What…what about Microsoft?” I asked.
“Oh, Microsoft! That would have made
way
more sense. I thought you said Hasbro. Done all right with them, though.
“It’s good to see you, man,” I said, hugging him tight, neither of us embarrassed.
“Happy Birthday, man, may the gods shine down upon you.”
“They already have, brother,” I told him honestly.
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