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Ian shot a disgruntled look at
Smidge, who looked
offended by his
less-than-enthusiastic reception. “How
do you get rid of it?
“It's mostly a
wear-off thing.
Ian shook his head. “It
looks as if you're going to be
sleeping in the barn, girl.
Smidge whined and plopped down on
the ground,
still panting from her adventure.
Colby should have said goodbye then
and left Ian to
his own devices. But she found
herself lingering. “There
is one thing that might help.
“Hey, I'm willing
to try anything.
“Tomato juice.
Ian looked at her as if she'd just
suggested the dog
could fly to the moon. “I'd
like to see you make her drink
tomato juice.
Colby laughed. “You
don't make her drink it. You
bathe her in it.
“Bathe her in it?
She weighs eighty pounds.
Colby shoved her hands into her
pockets and rocked
back on her heels. “Yep.
We would need a lot of juice.
Ian eyed her skeptically. “Are
you serious?
“It won't get rid
of it completely. But it might make
her bearable.
The breeze threw a pungent whiff of
skunk in their
direction. “I'm
desperate enough to try that, he said. “If
I offered a pizza as compensation,
would you hang
around and help me de-skunk my son's
dog?
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If a couple of minutes ago had been
the time to not
involve herself further, now would
definitely be the point
to say she had to go. The words
formed but didn't make
it past her lips. There was
something about the way he
looked so darned appealing in his
paint-splattered shirt
and the thought of the empty house
waiting for her that
made her say, “Sure.
Why not?
He looked pleased by her agreement.
“Okay. Give
me a minute to put Her Smelliness in
her fenced yard,
and we'll go in search of tomato
juice. I don't have any. I
sure hope the stores around here do.
He reappeared in less than a minute,
car keys jangling
in his hand. “I'll
drive.
Colby slid into the passenger seat,
and they were off
down the driveway. He had the
windows down, and the
fall air teased the ends of her
hair. She suggested they try
Smitty's Market first, only a mile
or so away. He took a
right, and something about rolling
down a country road
with this man on a late September
evening felt free and
good. Too much so.
At Smitty's, they both hopped out
and went inside.
They searched an aisle or two before
locating three
quarts. They bought them all, then
headed on toward
town.
“How much do you
think we'll need? Ian asked.
“A lot more than
three quarts, she replied.
They hit five stores in all,
cleaning each one out.
They both laughed at the last stop
when the cashier asked
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if they were having a Bloody Mary
party. “I wish, Ian
said.
Just outside the store, he added
with a grin, “I hope
there's not a run on tomato juice in
the next couple of
days. We've just depleted the town's
supply.
She smiled. “Definitely
created a shortage.
Back at the house, Ian followed
Colby's instructions
and procured a large tin tub from
the barn. They placed it
near the water hose at the back door
of the house. One
by one they opened the jars and
filled the tub with the
juice.
Ian rolled up his sleeves. “I'm
glad I don't have to
climb in there.
“Oh, this is
probably a terribly expensive skin
treatment at some swanky spa in
California.
Ian shook his head. “I
wouldn't doubt it.
Shoving up her own sleeves, she
said, “All right.
We're ready for her.
“But is she ready
for us?
“Probably not,
Colby said, smiling.
Ian let the dog out of the yard and
led her toward the
tub. Halfway there, Smidge must have
figured out what
was going on. She promptly put on
the brakes, her legs
stretched out in front of her like a
balking mule. “You
asked for this, you know, Ian said.
At the tub, Colby helped him lift
the reluctant dog
and place her in. She had never seen
a more offended-
looking animal. The dog stood with
one paw in the air as
if to say, “You
don't really expect me to do this, do you?
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While the skunk hadn't seemed to
bother her at all, the
tomato juice apparently ranked as a
grave indignity.
They used cups to douse her with the
liquid. She
stood statue-still, turning her nose
toward the rising
moon and letting out a protesting
howl every minute or
two.
“Okay. She needs
to soak for a while, Colby said
once they'd thoroughly doused her.
She pushed the dog's
fanny down so that most of her
skunk-scented fur was
submerged.
“So, how'd you
discover the tomato juice secret?
Ian asked. “Did
they teach you that in vet school?
“Nope. That came
from my grandmother. Actually, I
kind of had the same thing happen
when I was seven. I
was waiting for the school bus and
spotted a mother
skunk with three babies. I thought
they were cute, and
naturally I wanted to pet them, but
mama skunk had
different ideas.
“So you know
exactly what Smidge is going
through? he asked with a grin.
“I don't think
she minded as much as I did.
Ian smiled again, and they stood
there watching each
other. The moon hung high over his
left shoulder,
throwing shadowed light on his
well-defined face. Nine
o'clock on a Friday night, and she
was helping Ian
McKinley wash his dog and having
more fun than she'd
had in ages.
The moment shattered when Smidge
decided she'd
had enough. Standing in the tub, she
shook, nose to tail,
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sending tomato juice flying in all
directions. Colby yelped
and jumped back. Ian sidestepped the
onslaught, too, but
not in time. They were both covered.
Faces, shirts, arms,
pants.
Colby looked at Ian and started
laughing. She
couldn't help it. Even his long,
dark eyelashes were
dripping with tomato juice.
Judging from his expression, she
didn't look any
better. His face broke into a grin,
and then he started
laughing, too.
With their attention diverted,
Smidge hopped out of
the tub and took off across the
grass, running circles
around the scattered old oak trees,
a reddish-black streak
in the moonlit yard.
Colby collapsed onto the ground,
still laughing,
holding her stomach now.
It took them a minute or two to
regain their
composure. Ian tried calling Smidge
back a couple of
times, but he failed to muster any
sternness, and the dog
definitely wasn't taking him
seriously. She wanted to play.
She raced forward, stopping just
short of him, barking
and then taking off in a flash,
fanny tucked low to the
ground.
“All right, have
your fun, he finally said, “but you've
got the rinse cycle to go yet.
Colby got up from the ground, wiping
her eyes. She
lifted one side of the tub and
helped him pour out the
juice. He turned on the water hose
and refilled the tub.
The water level rose slowly, and
again, Colby found
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herself studying him discreetly, his
hair tousled and damp
at the temples. His shirt was
plastered to his chest, now
polka-dotted with tomato juice, as
well as paint. His blue
jeans were in similar disrepair,
damp and molded to his
long legs in a way that did nothing
for her peace of mind.
She jerked her gaze upward and found
him giving her
a like perusal. Her hand went to her
hair, smoothing it
back. No doubt she looked a mess.
But that wasn't the
message she saw in his eyes. He
stared at her as if he
liked what he saw. The realization
did crazy things to her
insides.
An unexpected feeling of longing
swept through her,
a longing for something she'd
claimed not to need, not to
want. But she realized in that
instant what she had been
missing out on. Companionship.
Simple, basic
companionship. Someone with whom she
could do silly
things. Someone with whom she wanted
to let down her
guard. Be herself. She thought of
all her awful dates in
past years. The stiff dinners for
two, the awkward
silences at her door. None of them
had ever felt like this.
Maybe if they had, she would have
been able to put Doug
behind her long ago.
Shocked by her own thoughts, she
turned away and
called Smidge. The dog slunk toward
them, her head
bowed. They lifted her over the edge
of the tub, silent
now. They rinsed and rinsed until
all traces of the juice
were gone.
“I think it
really helped, Ian said, sounding
surprised.
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“It's still
there, but at least it's a little more subdued.
“The miracles of
modern medicine, he said.
“Sometimes the
simplest cures are the most
effective.
It felt so good, standing in the
moonlight with a
giant, wet yellow Lab between them.
The realization was
unsettling and more than a little
disturbing. Enough so
that she stepped back and said,
“I'd better get going.
“Hey, I promised
you a pizza. That's the least I can
do, considering how you just spent
your Friday night.
“I won't hold you
to that. It's late—
“Don't tell me
you didn't work up an appetite after
all this. Come on. I'll call it in
and you can get cleaned
up.
To stay longer would be to invite
something different
from what they'd shared so far. If
not on his part, then
certainly in her own mind. But she
really didn't want to
go. Shirking common sense, she said,
“Okay. Pizza, it is.
“Good, he said,
looking pleased. He turned Smidge
loose. The dog took off again,
cutting circles around the
house in obvious appreciation of her
freedom. Colby
followed Ian inside, where he said,
“You'll have to
pardon the construction. We've got a
little more to do
yet.
She'd never seen the inside of the
house. It did,
indeed, need work, but the actual
layout was every bit as
magnificent as the outside promised.
The foyer was two
stories high, and a mahogany
staircase wound from the
first floor to the second.
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“Would you like a
tour? he asked.
‘I'd love one.
He led her through the house,
stopping at the living
room first, a grand room of enormous
proportions with a
stone fireplace as large as a small
room. The kitchen was
equally big, with windows on two
sides. A butcher block
sat in the middle; copper pots
hanging above it.
Someone, probably Mabel, had placed
potted herbs on
the sill above the sink. A small
greenhouse opened up off
the kitchen, the perfect place to
raise tomatoes and
flowers year-round.
“As you can see,
Ian said, “I don't have much of a
green thumb. Mabel's been after me
to buy some plants.
“I think even I
could grow them in here, Colby said.
“And I'm known
for my brown thumb.
“Couldn't be
browner than mine. He led her
upstairs to what was apparently his
bedroom. This room,
too, was in need of redecoration,
the paint on the walls
circa 1960. The hardwood floor
needed refinishing. But a
beautiful cherry sleigh bed sat in
the center of the room.
Two matching nightstands graced the
sides of it. A
dresser in the same wood sat near
the window. Judging
by his choice of furniture, he had
excellent taste.
“The bathroom is
through there. He tilted his head
toward the open door on the other
side of the room. He
opened the closet and pulled out a
dark blue shirt. “This
will be too big, but at least it's
free of tomato juice. I'd
offer you some pants, too, but I
don't think they'd fit.
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“This is fine,
she said, taking the shirt from him,
feeling suddenly uneasy with the
thought of wearing his
clothes. It seemed personal in a way
that brought to mind
things she shouldn't be thinking
about.
Their gazes caught and held.
Outwardly, they were
guilty of nothing. She was standing
in his bedroom,
holding one of his newly laundered
shirts. Nothing
wrong with that. So why did it feel
as if there was?