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Authors: Piet Hein

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ON PROBLEMS

Our choicest plans

have fallen through.

our airiest castles

tumbled over,

because of lines

we neatly drew

and later neatly

stumbled over.

AN ETHICAL GROOK

I see

and I hear

and I speak no evil;

I carry

no malice

within my breast;

yet quite without

wishing

a man to the Devil

one may be

permitted

to hope for the best.

LILAC TIME

The lilacs are flowering, sweet and sublime,

with a perfume that goes to the head;

and lovers meander in prose and rhyme,

trying to say—

for the thousandth time—

what’s easier done than said.

THE DOUBLE-DOOR EFFECT

Double doors are justified

because they’re comfortably wide.

Therefore you only half undo’em;

and therefore nothing can get through ‘em.

FORETASTE WITH AFTERTASTE

Corinna’s scanty evening dress

reveals her charms to an excess

which makes a fellow lust for less.

MAJORITY RULE

His party was the Brotherhood of Brothers,

and there were more of them than of the others.

That is. they constituted that minority

which formed the greater part of the majority.

Within the party, he was of the faction

that was supported by the greater fraction.

And in each group. within each group, he sought

the group that could command the most support.

The final group had finally elected

a triumvirate whom they all respected,

Now of these three, two had the final word,

because the two could overrule the third.

One of these two was relatively weak,

so one alone stood at the final peak.

He was: THE GREATER NUMBER of the pair

which formed the most part of the three that were

elected by the most of those whose boast

it was to represent the most of most

of most of most of the entire state—

or of the most of it at any rate.

He never gave himself a moment’s slumber

but sought the welfare of the greatest number,

And all the people, everywhere they went,

knew to their cost exactly what it meant

to be dictated to by the majority,

But that meant nothing,—they were the minority.

EXPERTS

Experts have

their expert fun

ex cathedra

telling one

just how nothing

can be done.

ATOMYRIADES

Nature. it seems, is the popular name

for milliards and milliards and milliards

of particles playing their infinite game

of billiards and billiards and billiards.

ROAD SENSE

God save us, now they’re murdering

another winding road,

and another lovely countryside

will take another load

of pantechnicon and car and motorbike.

They’re busy making bigger roads,

and better roads and more,

so that people can discover

even faster than before

that everything is everywhere alike.

OUR NOBLEST ACHIEVEMENT

We must expect posterity

to view with some asperity

the marvels and the wonders

we’re passing on to it;

but it should change its attitude

to one of heartfelt gratitude

when thinking of the blunders

we didn’t quite commit.

THE TRUE DEFENCE

The only defence

that is more than pretence

is to act on the fact

that there is no defence.

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