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CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Shortly before 0600 hours, I’m out of bed. I will admit that I am feeling the effects of last night’s daiquiri. That may be because it was followed up by a second.

By ten after the hour, I’m in my early morning snooping outfit, which you’ll recall is comprised of a Juicy Couture tracksuit and floral Keds. This time I’ve eschewed my lime green velour for my black. It makes me feel more spy-like. Part of me also hopes that if I run into Detective Momoa, which I most sincerely hope does not occur, he won’t immediately recognize me.

I know. I may be awake but I’m so dreaming.

I don’t bother being quiet because Shanelle knows what I’m up to in this wee hour adventure. She’s dozing, every once in a while emitting a light snort.

Careful to check the corridor before I step outside with Tiffany’s box, I exit the room. I am so ready to be rid of this thing. Today my desire to unload it is as strong as my compulsion was yesterday to get my hands on it.

I encounter no one on my way down to the lobby and no one as I make my way to the service elevator. Before long I find myself once again on the basement level.

I listen. Save for the droning of the generators, it’s quiet. I set down the box and do a jaunt to the mail room to see if the door is open and the room is unoccupied. I score on both counts.

This is my moment.

Despite the encumbrance of the box, I break speed records getting back to the mail room. I throw some boxes aside to put Tiffany’s on the bottom of the stack. Her two suitcases are no longer in evidence. All I can do is pray that somehow that nice man didn’t notice that her box was missing and, if he did, that he didn’t report it.

I restack the boxes. All systems are go. I enjoy a blissfully uneventful return to my room. Shanelle is still snoozing, which somehow I find amazing. Doesn’t she pick up my agitation from my early morning mission? She snorts, rolls over. Apparently not.

I kick off my Keds and lie on top of my bed. After a while I begin to calm down. So much so that I actually fall back asleep. I am awakened some time later by the sound of a blow dryer. I conclude that Shanelle has embarked on her a.m. beauty ministrations.

She emerges from the bathroom wearing her fuzzy hotel robe. This morning she’s straightening her hair, which is a process I don’t envy. “Oh good, you’re up.” She goes to the TV and switches it on, then pulls the iron and ironing board out of the closet. “You put the box back in the mail room?”

“It’s back there.”

“Good. I’m hungry again, believe it or not. You want to do the breakfast buffet with me?”

Despite the fact that we both pigged out at dinner, I’m hungry, too. Maybe law-breaking requires extra calories, like pregnancy. “I’m game.” I get myself vertical and head for the shower.

“I’ve got my flat iron heating up in there,” Shanelle calls. “Don’t burn yourself.”

It’s when we both have our laptops booted up, and the TV’s on, and the iron, and Shanelle’s flat iron, and the AC’s on full blast, and we’re both blow-drying our hair, that we hear a whiz and a pop and just like that, our electricity goes bye-bye.

“Darn.” I look at my half-dried hair. Time for another damp chignon. I begin to loop my hair around my hand. “I’ll go downstairs and alert housekeeping.”

“We could just call.”

“Remember we tried that when my blow dryer died? They don’t pick up.” This appears to be one area in which the Royal Hibiscus is a tad lax.

I’m in the lobby heading for the concierge, who clearly helps with all matters large and small, when I run into the young man who escorted me in the private elevator to Sebastian Cantwell’s penthouse suite the morning after the finale. “Hi, Neil,” I say. Not only do I remember his name but that he grew up in Michigan and a love of surfing brought him to Hawaii. I note that his pale skin has not taken well to the tropical sun.

“Hey, congrats!” His eyes light up. “Saw you won the pageant. Awesome.”

“Thank you.” Hearing that is not getting old. “You know, maybe you can help me. My roommate and I got an electrical short in our room and I know from before that it might take Housekeeping kind of a while to get to it.”

“Hear you. Power’s crucial.” He winks at me. “Just lay your room number on me and I’m there.”

In short order Shanelle and I have forgotten about the short and are on our way to the buffet, served at the lower-level restaurant that fronts the ocean, directly below the lobby lounge area. It’s quite the spread every morning, and I usually have only my breakfast drink concoction and don’t partake, but some mornings it gets me. We pull plates and begin loading.

“The only other time I was in Hawaii,” I tell Shanelle, “when Jason and I went to Maui, I realized I ate bacon four meals in a row. At the breakfast buffet, like this, then in a BLT at lunch, spaghetti carbonara at dinner, and again the next morning in the buffet.”

“And in the middle of all that you had to get into your bikini.” She’s a sausage girl, I can tell from her plate.

“I was younger then.”

We see a few contestants clearing out from Trixie’s table and take their places. I think Trixie might hold court in this location about two hours every morning, not eating so much as chatting. It’s the Miss Congeniality thing.

“Your mom’s fun,” Trixie tells me.

“She’s certainly”

I struggle to find an appropriate adjective

“outspoken.”

Shanelle pops some kiwi into her mouth. It’s not
all
fat on her plate. “She’s going with you to the mani/pedi place later, right?”

I chipped the polish on my big toe. The imperfection is driving me crazy. “She wants a manicure. And she doesn’t want to pay the hotel salon prices.”

“It’s like 75 dollars for a pedicure here,” Trixie says.

“We’re not in Kansas anymore,” Shanelle singsongs. She looks at me. “You could do it yourself, you know.”

“I always mess up the polish.” This should be part of my beauty queen skill set, but sadly it is not.

Trixie moves over to sit next to me. “So I’m dying to know what happened yesterday!” she whispers. “I couldn’t ask last night with your mom around. What did you do after you left me at the pool?”

“You don’t have to whisper.” I point my empty fork at Shanelle. “She knows all about it. In fact, she was an accomplice.”

Trixie looks impressed. In low tones Shanelle and I report on my mail room escapade and what we learned from Tiffany’s laptop. Trixie is as mystified by the currency trading as we are. “That girl had secrets. I bet that’s what got her killed.”

I freeze, my fork suspended in midair. Some distance away but in my line of sight is the hostess desk. And who do I see standing there but Detectives Momoa and Jenkins.

Trixie follows my gaze. “The policemen are back. I wonder what part of the investigation they’re conducting now.”

Pushing past them, none too gently, is Ms. Arizona Misty Delgado. She ignores the hostess and breaks into the buffet line, grabbing a plate out of turn and causing a minor commotion. Two older women ahead of her turn around to see what’s up and she snaps at them. “What the hell are
you
looking at?” They raise their brows at each other and pivot back around.

“Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the lanai this morning,” Shanelle says.

I watch Momoa, whose beady eyes are trained on Misty. “I wonder if she’s in a lousy mood because she just got interrogated by the cops.” I’ve never been that keen on Misty but in this case I feel her pain.

“Maybe they grilled her,” Trixie says. “Because of her being Tiffany’s roommate and all.
Ex
roommate.”

Shanelle spears a piece of sausage. “So they know there was bad blood there. ‘Course, there was bad blood between Tiffany and almost everybody she had any dealings with.”

Except maybe Keola Kalakaua. His reaction to her death seemed pure grief.

Misty continues to behave like a buffet bully, darting in front of people to take what she wants without waiting. I wince when she slams a man’s hand in the cover of a warming dish. He yelps but she sails right on.

Trixie shakes her head. “This is not going to convince the policemen that Misty’s a nice person.”

“Ain’t no cop dumb enough to buy that charade anyhow,” Shanelle observes.

“There’s Magnolia,” I point out, “behind Misty. Oh, dear.”

Magnolia has decked herself out in yet another unfortunate ensemble. High-waisted short shorts, in hot pink no less. Her flesh is crammed inside the fabric with disastrous results. Every inch of her panty line is excruciatingly apparent. One finds oneself mesmerized by her buttocks, which I can say with confidence are not the feature she should be accentuating.

Shanelle pipes up. “That girl needs a thong something fierce.”

“At least her camisole sort of fits,” Trixie says.

I shake my head. Poor Magnolia. She labors under the delusion of so many women that if her clothes aren’t tight enough to restrict blood flow, she won’t look good.

All of a sudden Misty steps backward and spins around, right into Magnolia’s plate. As if it’s on tiny little wheels, Magnolia’s Spanish omelet slides off her plate smack dab onto the pristine white skirt of Misty’s sundress. It hangs on for a moment, then spills to the terrace floor, leaving an impressive splotch of egg and oil in its wake.

Like Mount Kilauea on the Big Island, Misty erupts. “Can’t you do an effing thing right, you fat idiot? Not the videotaping, not anything! When I asked if you got the videotape you needed, I didn’t mean of
me
, you moron!”

“Shut your mouth, you bitch!” Magnolia screams. We all watch as Magnolia pushes Misty’s plate into her, causing Misty’s eggs benedict to assume the center-skirt position briefly before tumbling to the terrace floor. Now the two crumpled egg dishes lay side by side, except for the bit that’s landed on Misty’s beaded sandal. Magnolia bursts into tears and runs from the scene, pushing past Detective Momoa, who hasn’t budged this entire time.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s getting the impression that pageant people are a trifle moody.

Trixie squeals and grabs my arm. “Can you believe that? Misty Delgado was about to eat eggs benedict! Do you have any idea how many calories are in hollandaise sauce? Like
thousands
!”

I try to gather my thoughts. “What I can’t believe is what Misty said to Magnolia. Misty made it sound like it was Magnolia who shot the videotape of her and Dirk Ventura that showed up on YouTube.”

“But why would Magnolia shoot that tape?” Trixie seems deeply perplexed. I think she’s still reeling from the high calorie count of Ms. Arizona’s would-be breakfast.

“If Sebastian Cantwell knew, he would fire her for sure.” My mind races. “She must’ve been trying to blackball Misty for some reason. She had to know Misty would never win once that video appeared.”

“You know what’s even weirder?” Shanelle leans her elbows on the table. “That part where Misty said something about asking Magnolia way back when if she got the videotape she needed. How do you explain that?”

I can’t. But I can see clearly before me the next phase of my investigation.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

I’m back in my room, alone. Shanelle has gone to the hotel fitness center to work off her sausage. As for me, I’m working on a game plan. Eventually I pick up the phone and dial Magnolia’s room. She picks up. I greet her and say who’s calling.

She produces her usual charm-filled reaction. “Great. Another contestant. What the hell do you want?”

I restrain myself from pointing out that She Who Wears the Tiara is no longer just ‘another contestant.’ “I wanted to know how you are. I saw what happened a while ago at the buffet.”

“You and half the hotel.”

“I was wondering if maybe you wanted somebody to talk to.” I’m trying this tack since it sort of worked with King Keola. “I know Misty can be hard to deal with.”

“And the rest of you pampered-ass beauty queens aren’t?”

Don’t hold back, Magnolia: tell me what you really think
. “I’m just saying that I understand that whole thing had to be upsetting. And, you know, I’m Ms. America now and maybe I should try to patch things up between you two.”

“Why bother? Once we leave Hawaii, I’m never going to see that bitch again.”

“She might compete in the next Ms. America pageant.” Some girls compete year after year in an effort to win. Good for them. But if Misty does, and succeeds next time, I’ll be the one who has to pin the tiara on her arrogant head. Yuk.

“If I have to work with that pointy-chinned witch again, I’ll quit,” Magnolia declares. “If I still have a job
to
quit.” She hangs up.

She’s a tougher nut to crack than Keola. What a surprise.

I put down the in-room phone and pick up my cell. Time to make another call. A few seconds later this one gets answered, too. “Hi, Pop,” I say.

“My beautiful girl!” he booms. “How are you?”

“Fine. It’s kinda wild around here, you know, with details emerging about Tiffany Amber’s life.” Some of which I’ve ferreted out on my own, using, shall we say, unorthodox techniques.

“The girl who died? Well, that’s how it goes.”

“I guess so. Turns out she was into foreign-exchange trading. Isn’t that weird? I wonder if maybe it was a money thing that got her killed?”

“Oh, sweetheart, you shouldn’t be filling up your head with that. Think about what my beautiful girl just achieved! You’re Ms. America now!”

“I know, but


“Don’t you have appearances to plan?”

“Not really. Everything’s kind of on hold until Tiffany Amber’s death is explained.” I should be reading the material in the 3-ring binder Magnolia gave me but I’m not even doing that.

“Everybody around here is asking me if this means you’ll compete in an international pageant down the road.”

“Ms. World, right, but


“That’s what you should be focusing on, my beauty.”

I sigh. He doesn’t want me to investigate. I already knew that.

“You make me so proud, sweetheart.”

“Thanks, Pop.” I hear a knock on the door. “Mom’s here. I gotta go.”

The mere mention of his ex-wife is enough to clear my father off the line. I answer the door with my cell still in my hand.

My mom glances at it as she enters my room. She’s in a cute shorts and top set we picked out at Chico’s. “You’d rather make a phone call than talk to your mother who’s here in the flesh?”

“I’m just finishing a call.”

“With Rachel?”

“No, she and I talked this morning. Pop.” My mother’s face somehow manages both to crumple and light up at the same time. “He’s fine,” I tell her.

“Did you hear me ask how he was?” She looks away. “What he does, how he is, it’s no longer any of my concern.”

You may have gathered by now that their divorce is fairly fresh. It happened only four and a half months ago, after 49 years together. And no, it was not her choice.

“Mom.” Maybe here, so far away from home, she’ll be more willing to talk about it. I sit down on my bed and pat the coverlet. She settles beside me, with obvious reluctance. She knows what’s coming. “You don’t have to pretend with me,” I say. “You can tell me how you really feel. I want you to.”

She’s staring out the sliding doors to the balcony as if there’s something fascinating out there. Her lips set in a thin line. She’s silent for a long time. Then, “I think enough has been said,” she pushes out. “By everyone concerned.”

“I really think you’ll feel better if you talk about it.” She seems to spring from the generation that believes it’s not right to discuss these things. Even among family.

“What’s to talk about?” She turns her head to look at me. It breaks my heart to see so much pain in those light blue eyes of hers. “You give a man your whole life, everything you’ve got, and he takes it as if it’s his God-given right, and then one day he comes home and tells you he doesn’t want you anymore. And what does he leave you with, after you’ve given him everything? Nothing, that’s what.”

I wish she appreciated the good years they had together. Maybe after a divorce that’s too much to hope for. At least this soon. “It’s not true that you have nothing.” I pat her leg. “You’ve got me. And Rachel.”

She’s silent. Maybe she’s wishing they’d adopted more children, that they’d be a bulwark against this heartache. I don’t know whether they would or not. I do know there were many miscarriages before they adopted me. For all I know, there were some afterward.

She shocks me with her next question. “Is there some floozy sniffing around him? Has he told you anything about that?”

“No! Absolutely not. I really don’t think there is.” I watch her face relax a touch. I decide that’s enough deep talk for one conversation. I pat her knee again and stand up. “Let’s go get our mani/pedis. My treat.”

She rises. “I’m not letting some stranger touch my feet.”

“Just a manicure then? Sure.” I grab my purse. “Do you want to buy polish beforehand so you’ll have your own?”

She looks astounded at the concept. “Why would I pay extra to do that?”

We head out the door. “Some women do. They don’t like getting the polish from the same bottle that’s been used on other women.”

We’re in the corridor now. She’s frowning in more earnest. “Is this place you’re taking me to unsanitary?”

“No.” At least I hope not. It didn’t exactly come recommended; I just noticed it when the pageant bus drove past. I didn’t feel right asking the hotel where to go because their own salon provides the service. I just don’t want to pay those prices.

After a short walk through Waikiki, we arrive at Nail Palace. It’s in a strip mall

even gorgeous Hawaii has those

and it’s pretty much like every other establishment of its kind that I’ve ever patronized. It has a few nice accoutrements, though, mostly of a floral nature: some lovely exotic orchids, and bromeliads that are actually blooming.

After we check in, my mother sidles close to me, wearing yet another worried expression. “Everybody who works here is Oriental.”

I’m glad this time she kept her voice down. “Mom, you should say Asian. And yes. I think they’re Vietnamese.”

She looks dubious. It doesn’t help that several women choose that moment to look up from their clients to check us out and then make comments to one another that result in fits of laughter.

I spot an
In Touch Weekly
and press it into her hand. “Here. Why don’t we pick colors and then you can catch up on the latest news.”

I smile just looking at the racks of pretty bottles. I love this part. The array is truly dazzling. I was sort of forced into a pale pink for the pageant finale, as I had to match all my competition outfits, from my ladybug get-up for the parade of states—yes, you heard right—to my fuchsia evening gown to my turquoise swimsuit. Now I can be wilder. I throw caution to the wind and select a bright orange.

My mother reacts to my choice with an arch of her brows. I eventually prod her into a dusty rose.

We sit on the bench by the entry and wait to be summoned. Now that I think about it, I guess the ladybug did bring me good luck, as that fine beetle is reputed to do. The Ohio Ms. America brass demanded that I represent the state insect in the opening parade. I was not thrilled, I can tell you, especially by the antenna protruding from my shoulder straps, which thwacked me in the face every time I turned around. At least Ohioans from the deep dark past had the good sense not to pick the cockroach or some other truly repulsive bug as their state symbol. That I would have resisted with vigor.

My mother gets called before me. Her manicurist tries to engage her in conversation but I can tell even from across the room that doesn’t go well. A short time later a spa chair frees up and I’m in. The woman who’s doing me says in accented English that her name is Tia. She’s mid-twenties and very pretty.

We get down to it, the mechanical massager in the spa chair working its magic. What with my nocturnal spying, I haven’t been sleeping enough lately. I doze off until we get to the callous-removal phase of the operation.

Yes, I’m ticklish. I can’t keep myself from jerking my foot away. “I’m sorry,” I tell Tia. What I really don’t want to do is kick the poor girl in the face.

“You sensitive,” she says, and eyes me more closely. “You here for the pageant?”

“Yes.”

“How you do?”

“Well, to tell you the truth, I won.”

Tia’s eyes fly open, then she squeals. She leaps off her stool and points at me, shrieking something that draws her coworkers like buzzards to a carcass. From the hand gestures and facial expressions I get an idea what they’re saying even though I can’t understand a word.
This one won? Can you believe it? Isn’t she a little old? And wide in the rear? And look how those boobs sag!

I see my mom looking over. All she knows is that the locals have discovered that her daughter won the pageant. Her face brightens with pride. She jabs her manicurist with her free hand and says something. Suddenly she’s a conversationalist, because now she has an opportunity to brag. I’m going to have to give her manicurist a serious tip.

Tia sets her hands on her hips. “You know the girl who died?”

“Yes, I knew her.”

That produces another animated round of conversation. “You know Keola, too?”

That’s a surprise. “I do know Keola. How did you know?”

Tia translates for the group. They all roar. “Dirk, too, you know?”

I frown. “The chopper pilot? Yes, I know him a little.”

This time the laughter is deafening. Tia points a warning finger at me. “Don’t you talk to them,” she says. “Unless you want …” She makes an O with the thumb and index finger of her left hand and repeatedly pokes her right-hand finger into the circle created. This gesture appears to cross all national borders.

“No!” I shriek.

That denial seems to lessen my appeal as a source of entertainment. The other manicurists drift back to their clients. Tia resumes her position on the stool and shakes a bottle of clear polish. “We all know them. They bad. Keola go after that girl who died. Dirk even worse. He always go after the pretty ladies who come to the island. I think he training Keola to do same thing.”

I lean forward. “Are you kidding me? Dirk and Keola are friends?”

She nods placidly then bends over my toes to paint. “Sometimes they have bet.”

“What? You mean a bet whether they can get a woman to sleep with them?”

“Stop move.” Very lightly Tia slaps my calf. This revelation has gotten me so riled up that I can’t sit still. “My boyfriend tell me that if they get her to do it, they get drunk and tell everybody. At the bar down there.” She motions down the street.

I’m flabbergasted. There I was thinking that Keola, while not exactly a saint for sleeping with a married woman, was kind of a nice guy. He certainly seemed to grieve Tiffany. Now I find out that he and Dirk have some vile bromance where they seduce unsuspecting female tourists for sport. Disgusting.

Anger isn’t the only emotion coursing through me. Pity’s right alongside, for none other than Tiffany Amber. Like any woman, she would have been devastated to know she was the subject of this kind of revolting behavior.

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