Read Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! Online
Authors: Dan Gutman
DAN GUTMAN
has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at
www.dangutman.com
JIM PAILLOT
lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn't that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at
www.jimpaillot.com
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MY WEIRD SCHOOL
#21:
MS. KRUP CRACKS ME UP!
. Text copyright © 2008 by Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2008 by Jim Paillot. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
EPub Edition DECEMBER 2008 ISBN: 9780061973420
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Our parents had to sign permission forms before we could go. That way, if something dead came back to life and attacked one of us, it would just be too bad.
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Not as cool as penguins, but still cool.
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How are you enjoying the book so far? Good? Okay, keep reading.
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Do you know what you get if you put poop in a toaster? Poop tarts!
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That stuff must be called Chanel No. 2.