Plot It Yourself (9 page)

'No. Go back and hide your car again and take cover. Somebody might come and wait there for her.'

'It's a hell of a long wait.'

'Yeah, I know. The first two weeks are the hardest. Study nature. There's plenty of it around there.'

I joined Wolfe in the dining room, took my seat, and relayed the news. He grunted and picked up his napkin.

An hour and ten minutes later we were back in the office, finishing with the mail, when the phone interrupted; and when a soft but businesslike voice said, 'This is Dol Bonner,' I motioned to Wolfe to get on.

'Yes, Miss Bonner,' I said. 'Where are you?'

'In a phone booth in a drugstore. At twelve forty-nine the subject's car came out of the dirt road and turned left on the blacktop. I followed. She went to the Taconic State Parkway, no stops, and headed south. At Hawthorne Circle she took the Saw Mill River. I nearly lost her twice but got her again. She left the West Side Highway at Nineteenth Street. She put her car in a parking lot on Christopher Street and walked here, five blocks. I found a space at the kerb.'

'Where is here?'

'This drugstore is at the corner of Arbor Street and Bailey Street. She went in the vestibule at Forty-two Arbor Street and pushed a button, and waited half a minute, and opened the door and entered. That was eight minutes ago. I can't see the entrance from the booth, so if you want-'

'Did you say Forty-two?'

'Yes.'

'Hold it.' I turned to Wolfe. 'Amy Wynn lives at Forty-two Arbor Street.'

'Indeed. This is Nero Wolfe, Miss Bonner. Can you see the entrance from where your car is parked?'

'Yes.'

'Then go to your car. If she comes out, follow her. Mr Goodwin will join you if you're still there when he arrives. Satisfactory?'

We hung up. We looked at each other. 'Nonsense,' Wolfe growled.

'Close to it,' I agreed. 'But it's possible. You told them Wednesday that it could be that one of them was it. If I had voted, Amy Wynn wouldn't have been my choice, but it's possible. Simon Jacobs was no athlete. If she had him in a car she could have sunk a knife in him. Certainly Jane Ogilvy would have been no problem. And for Alice Porter she has a double motive-not only to keep her from blabbing the Ellen Sturdevant operation but also to settle the claim Alice Porter has made against her. That's one way to settle a claim out of court. I wouldn't think she would pick her own apartment as the best place for it, but you said she was close to panic-only you said 'he.' Also she might have some original and nifty plan for getting rid of a body. She or he is quite a planner, you can't deny that. I could go and drop in on her and say I'm making the rounds of the committee members, to ask them not to fire you. If I was too late to save Alice Porter's life I would at least be in time to interfere with her body-disposal plan.'

'Pfui.'

'Cramer won't think it's phooey if Alice Porter is number three, another homicide in his jurisdiction, and he learns that you had Dol Bonner there in a car with her eye on the door. Your crack about closing your office permanently may turn out-'

The phone rang, and I got it. It was Reuben Imhof. He asked for Wolfe, and Wolfe got on.

'Something interesting,' Imhof said. 'I just had a phone call from Amy Wynn. Alice Porter rang her this morning and said she wanted to come and see her. If Miss Wynn had told me about it, I would probably have advised her not to see her, but she didn't. Anyway, Alice Porter is there with her now, in her apartment. She offers to settle her claim for twenty thousand dollars cash. Miss Wynn wants to know if I think she should accept the offer. I told her no. It looks to me as if the two murders have got Alice Porter scared. She suspects they were committed by the man who got her to make the claim on Ellen Sturdevant, and if he's caught he may talk, and she'll be sunk, and she wants to get what she can quick and clear out. What do you think?'

'You are probably correct. My offhand opinion.'

'Yes. That's the way it looks. But after I hung up I wasn't so sure I had given Miss Wynn good advice. Alice Porter would probably take half the amount she named, even less. If Miss Wynn can get a general release for, say, five thousand dollars perhaps that's what she ought to do. If she doesn't she may eventually have to pay ten times that, or more. On the other hand, if you or the police get the man you're after and rip it open, she won't have to pay anything. So I'm asking you. Shall I call Miss Wynn and advise her to make a deal if she can get one for ten thousand or less, or not?'

Wolfe grunted. 'You can't expect me to answer that. Miss Wynn is not my client, and neither are you. As a member of the committee you may ask me if I expect to expose that swindler and murderer.'

'All right, I do.'

'The answer is yes. Soon or late, he is doomed.'

'That suits me. Then I won't call her.'

Wolfe cradled the phone and gave me a look, with a corner of his mouth slanting up.

'Okay.' I left my chair. 'I only said it was possible. Would it be a good idea for me to help Dol Bonner tail her back to Carmel?'

'No.'

'Any special instructions for Miss Bonner?'

'No. Presumably she will find Miss Corbett at her post.'

I beat it.

Forty-two hours later, at nine o'clock Sunday morning, as I put down my empty coffee cup, thanked Fritz for the meal, and headed for the office, I told myself aloud, 'What a hell of a way to spend a Memorial Day weekend.' I had been invited to the country. I had been invited to a boat in the Sound. I had been invited to accompany a friend to Yankee Stadium that afternoon. And here I was. The only reason I was up and dressed was that the phone had roused me at twenty to eight, Fred calling to say that he was on his way to relieve Saul; and half an hour later Saul had reported that Alice Porter slept late on Sunday, which was the most exciting piece of news I had heard for quite a while. On Friday, tailed by Dol Bonner, she had driven from Arbor Street straight back to Carmel, done some shopping at a supermarket and a drugstore, and then home.

Entering the office, I went to my desk and started to plow through the mountain of the Sunday Times-my copy; Wolfe's was up in his room-for the section I looked at first. I yanked it out, scowled at it, said aloud, 'Oh nuts,' and tossed it on the floor. Either I had meant it when I thought to myself last night, as I sat watching a cowboy take off his boots and wiggle his toes on TV, that it would be more interesting to be in jail, or I hadn't. If I had it was up to me. I would be losing nothing if I got nabbed for a misdemeanor or even a minor felony. I went to the phone, dialed the number of Kenneth Rennert's apartment, got no answer after thirteen rings, and hung up. I went to a cabinet and unlocked a drawer, took out six boxes of assorted keys, and spent twenty minutes making selections. From another drawer I got a pair of rubber gloves. I went to the kitchen and told Fritz I was going for a walk and would be back in an hour or so, and left the house. It was only a twenty-minute stroll.

I was not actually determined to get tossed in the coop. I thought I might find something helpful in Rennert's nice big room. I knew from past experience that Wolfe would have approved, but if I had told him in advance he would have been responsible, me being his agent, and it was fair for him to share the risk of my law-breaking when it was his idea, but not when it was mine. I wasn't hoping to find evidence that Rennert was X, but there was a chance of digging up something to indicate that X had instigated his claim against Mortimer Oshin, or that he hadn't. Either one would help a little, and I might get more.

After pushing the Rennert button in the vestibule three times, with waits between, and getting no reaction, I started to work on the door. My position on locks is about the same as on fingerprints-I couldn't qualify as an expert witness, but I have picked up a lot of pointers. Of course I had noticed on my previous visit that the street-door lock and the one upstairs were both Hansens. Anywhere and everywhere you go you should always notice the kind of lock, in case it becomes necessary at some future time to get in without help.

Hansens are good locks, but I had a good assortment. I was under no pressure; if someone had appeared from either direction, I was merely using the wrong key. In three minutes, maybe less, I got it and was inside. The elevator wasn't there; I pushed the button to bring it down, entered, and pushed the '4' button. The door to the apartment took longer than the one downstairs because I was too stubborn in trying to make the same key do, but finally I had it I swung the door gently six inches and stood with my ear cocked. At that hour Sunday morning Rennert might have ignored the phone and the doorbell. Hearing nothing except traffic sounds from the street, I swung the door farther and entered the nice big room.

He was lying on the nice big couch, on his back. One swift glance, even from a distance, was enough to show that he wasn't asleep. His face was so swollen that no one would have dreamed of calling him handsome, and the handle of a knife was protruding from his chest, which was bare because the dressing gown he had on was open in front down to the belt. I crossed over. The skin of his belly was green. I pressed a finger on the skin at a couple of spots below the ribs; it was tight and rubbery. I put on the rubber gloves and removed one of his slippers and tried the toes; they were flabby. I bent over to get my nose an inch from his open mouth and inhaled; once was enough. He had been dead at least two days, and probably three or four.

I looked around; no sign of a disturbance or search. On a stand near the head of the couch were a half-full bottle of bourbon, two tall glasses, a pack of cigarettes, a book of matches with the flap open, and an ashtray with nothing in it. Having made a guess, that a guy of Rennert's build and condition wouldn't lie quietly on his back while someone stuck a knife in him unless he had been somehow processed, which was sound, I stopped to smell the glasses, which was dumb. The best-known drug for a Mickey Finn has almost no taste or odor, and even if it had, it couldn't be detected by the naked nose after three or four days.

The knife handle was brown plastic. I made another guess, as to why the weapon had been left in place this time, and to check it I crossed to an arch through which a refrigerator could be seen, and looked in. It was a nice little kitchenette. The second drawer I opened contained, among other items, two knives with brown plastic handles, one with a three-inch blade and one with a five-inch. The blade in Rennert's chest was probably seven-inch. That supported my other guess. You don't sneak a knife from your host's kitchen drawer and take it to the living room to kill him with if his eyes are open and his muscles usable.

Having made two good guesses, I decided that would do for a Sunday morning. The idea of spending a couple of hours going over the place, even with rubber gloves, didn't appeal to me. Being found in a man's castle which you have entered illegally can be embarrassing, but if he is there with you with a knife in his chest, even if he has started to decompose, it can be really ticklish. I decided that I hadn't really meant it when I thought it would be more interesting to be in jail. Besides, I had told Fritz I would be back in an hour or so.

I left. I used my handkerchief to wipe the only things I had touched with my bare fingers: the knob of the apartment door, the elevator door, and the button in the elevator. Before starting the elevator down I took off the rubber gloves and stuffed them in my pocket. Everything under control. I would wipe the button on the panel downstairs.

But I didn't. When the elevator stopped at the bottom, naturally I took a look through the square of glass before I opened the door. No one was in view in the lobby, but in a tenth of a second there would be. The door to the vestibule was being pushed open from the outside by a little guy in his shirt sleeves, and towering behind him was the big square face of Sergeant Purley Stebbins. At a moment like that you don't use your head because there isn't time. You use your finger, to press the '2' button in the elevator. Which I did. Electricity is wonderful; the elevator started up. When it stopped at the second floor, I stepped out. When the door closed, the elevator started down, showing that someone had pushed the button in the lobby. Really wonderful.

I stood in the little hall. It was now a question of odds. There was one chance in a thousand trillion that Purley would get out at the second floor, but if he did all the gods in heaven obviously had it in for me and I was sunk no matter what I did. The elevator went on by, and I made for the stairs. There was one chance in a thousand that the shirt-sleeved guy, who had to be the janitor-I beg his pardon, building superintendent-had stayed in the lobby instead of going up with Purley to let him in Rennert's apartment, but if so only a couple of minor gods were against me, and I could cope with them. I descended and found the lobby empty. Now the odds were the other way. It was fifty to one that there was a police car outside with a man in it, and ten to one that if I emerged to the sidewalk he would see me. That was simple; I didn't emerge. I went to the vestibule and pressed the button by Rennert's name and took the receiver from the hook. In a moment a voice came. 'Who is it?'

I told the grill, 'It's Archie Goodwin, Mr Rennert. You may remember I was here ten days ago. You didn't like the deal I offered, but I've got a new angle that makes it different. I think you ought to hear it. I'm pretty sure it will appeal to you.'

'All right, come on up.'

The buzz sounded, and I opened the door and entered, went to the elevator, and pushed the button to bring it down. That button wouldn't have to be wiped now. When it came I stepped in and pushed the '4' button. When I got out at the fourth floor my face was ready with a friendly grin for Rennert, but at sight of Sergeant Stebbins my mouth opened in shocked surprise and I gawked.

'Not you,' I said.

'This is just too goddam pat,' he said. He sounded a little hoarse. He whirled to Shirt-sleeves, who was in the doorway. Take a look at this man. Have you seen him hanging around?'

'No, Sergeant, I haven't.' The building superintendent looked a little sick. 'I never saw him before. Excuse me, I've got to-'

'Don't touch anything in there!'

'Then I've got to-' He dashed to the stairs and was gone.

'I wish I had been hanging around,' I said. 'I might have seen the murderer enter or leave, or both. How long has Rennert been dead?'

'How do you know he's dead?'

'Now come. Not only you here and the mood you're in, but also him looking for somewhere to puke. Was it today'Was he stabbed like the others?'

He advanced a step, to arm's length. 'I want to know exactly why you came here at exactly this time.' He was hoarser. 'I had been at that Jacobs place five minutes, and there you came. I've been here three minutes, and here you come. You didn't come to see Rennert. You'd ring his number first to see if he was here. You knew damn well it wasn't him that asked you who it is. You knew it was me. You're good on voices. And you're good at lies, and I've had enough of 'em. You puke. Puke a little truth.'

'You would too,' I said.

'I would too what?'

'Ring his number first. And when you ring a number and get no answer, do you always assume that the ringee is dead and go to see'I should hope not. Why did you come here at exactly this time?'

His jaw worked. 'Okay, I'll tell you. The janitor got a phone call Friday from the people where Rennert was supposed to go for the weekend, and another one yesterday. He thought Rennert had just decided to go somewhere else, and he didn't want to enter the apartment, but he phoned the Missing Persons Bureau. They thought it was just another false alarm, but this morning someone at the bureau remembered he had seen Rennert's name on a report and called us. Now it's your turn, and by God, I want it straight! And fast!'

I was frowning thoughtfully. 'It's too bad,' I said, 'that I always seem to rub you the wrong way. As sore as you are, the best thing you could do would be to take me down and book me, but I don't know what for. It's not even a misdemeanor to ring a man's doorbell. What I would like to do is help, since I'm here. If you've only been here three minutes you haven't had time to try all the tests, and maybe he's not dead. I'd be glad to-'

'Get going!' His hands were fists, and a muscle at the side of his neck was working. 'Get!'

I didn't take the elevator. Purley knew that the natural thing would be for me to find the janitor and pump him, so I took the stairs. He had made it all the way to the basement. I found him there, pale and upset. He was too sick to talk, or too scared, or he may have thought I was the murderer. I told him the best thing was strong hot tea, no sugar, found my way to the sidewalk, and headed for home. I walked, taking my time. There was no point in disturbing Wolfe in the plant rooms, since there was no emergency. Rennert's belly had already turned green, and another half an hour wouldn't matter.

I had returned the keys and rubber gloves to the drawers, and fixed myself a gin and tonic because I wanted to swallow something and the idea of milk or water didn't seem to appeal to my stomach, and was looking at the sports section of the Times when Wolfe came down. We exchanged good mornings, and he went to the only chair in the world he really approved of, sat, rang for beer, and said I might as well go for a walk. He has some sort of an idea that my going for a walk is good for him.

'I already have,' I told him. 'I found another corpse, this time in an advanced condition. Kenneth Rennert.'

'I'm in no mood for flummery. Take a walk.'

'No flummery.' I put the paper down. 'I dialed Rennert's number and got no answer. I walked to his address and rang the bell and got no answer. Happening to have keys and rubber gloves with me, and thinking I might find something interesting, I went in and up to his apartment. For three or four days he has been lying on a couch with a knife in his chest, and is still there. So is the knife. He was probably fed a dose in a drink before-'

I stopped because he was having a fit. He had closed his right hand to make a fist and was hitting the desk with it, and he was bellowing. He was roaring something in a language that was probably the one he had used as a boy in Montenegro, the one that he and Marko Vukcic had sometimes talked. He had roared like that when he heard that Marko had been killed, and on three other occasions over the years. Fritz, entering with beer, stopped and looked at me reproachfully. Wolfe quit bellowing as abruptly as he had started, glared at Fritz, and said coldly, 'Take that back. I don't want it.'

'But it will do-'

'Take it back. I shall drink no beer until I get my fingers around the creature's throat. And I shall eat no meat.'

'But impossible! The squabs are marinating!'

'Throw them out.'

'Wait a minute,' I objected. 'What about Fritz and Theodore and me'Okay, Fritz. We've had a shock. I shall eat no boiled cucumbers.'

Fritz opened his mouth, closed it again, turned, and went. Wolfe, his fists on the desk, commanded me, 'Report.'

Six minutes would have been enough for it, but I thought it would be well to give him time to calm down a little, so I stretched it to ten, and when I ran out of facts I continued, 'I would want full price, no discount, for my two guesses-that the knife came from his kitchen drawer, and that he was drugged, unconscious, when he was stabbed. I have another guess on which I'd allow five per cent off for cash, no more-that he had been dead eighty hours. Between eighty and eighty-five. He was killed late Wednesday night. X went straight to him after killing Jane Ogilvy. If he had put it off until after the news about Jane Ogilvy was out, Rennert would have been too much on his guard to let X put something in his drink. Rennert may or may not have suspected that X had killed Simon Jacobs, since nothing had been published connecting his death with the plagiarism charge he had made three years ago. But if Rennert had known about Jane Ogilvy too, he certainly would have suspected. Hell, he would have known. So X couldn't wait, and he didn't. He went to Rennert to discuss their claim against Mortimer Oshin, knowing that Rennert would offer him a drink. He offered me one before I had been in his place three minutes.'