Saint on Guard (17 page)

It didn’t take Kinglake more than a minute to assimilate all the information that the sergeant had gathered, and to examine Simon’s identification papers. He stopped over the line drawing which reminded him of the figures of boxers which he used to draw in the margins of successive pages of his Fiske’s history and riffle to simulate a sparring match.

“Doodler?” he said in a sharp voice. “I–-” He broke off as his eyes widened and then narrowed. “I’ve seen this picture before. Simon Templar, eh? Are you the Saint?”

“I bow to your fund of miscellaneous information,” Simon responded courteously.

“Meaning?”

“That I am known in certain strata of society, and to a goodly number of the carriage trade, by that cognomen.”

“Ah.” Detective Yard spoke with an air of discovery. “A funny man.”

“The Saint, eh?” rumbled the sheriff’s deputy, with a certain deliberate awe. “Gee, he’s the Saint.”

“He said he was a doodler,” persisted the sergeant.

Dr Quantry consulted a gold watch in exactly the way that Dr Quantry would have consulted a gold watch, and said: “Gentlemen, how about getting on?”

Lieutenant Kinglake held the Saint’s eyes for another moment with his hard stare, and gave back the wallet.

“Right,” he snapped. “Cut out the eight-cylinder words, Mr Templar, and lead us to the body. You can leave your car here and ride with me. Yard, tell the ambulance driver to follow us. Come on.”

Simon turned back to the sergeant as the party trooped out.

“By the way,” he said, “the word for ‘a hole in the ground’ is w-e-1-1, not what you have. Goodbye, Inspector.”

He climbed resignedly into the seat beside Kinglake, reflecting that there was nothing much you could do when Fate was running a private feud against you, and that he must be a congenital idiot to have ever expected that his business in Galveston would be allowed to proceed as smoothly as it should have for anyone else. He got a very meager satisfaction out of rehearsing some of the things he would have to say to a certain Mr Hamilton in Washington about that.

2 The mortal remains, as our school of journalism taught us not to call them, of Mr Henry Stephens lay precisely where Simon had left them, proving that the sergeant at Virginia Point had been right in one contention and no one had come along that road in the meantime.

Lieutenant Kinglake and the coroner squatted beside the body and made a superficial examination. Detective Yard took his cue to demonstrate that he was something more than window-dressing. He began searching the area close to the body, and then thoroughly quartered the surrounding acre in ever-widening circles like a dutiful mastiff. Slow and apparently awkward, perhaps a little on the dull side, he was meticulous and painstaking. Bill the deputy sheriff found a convenient horizon and gazed at it in profound meditation.

Simon Templar stood patiently by while it went on. He didn’t want to interfere any more than he had already; and for all his irrepressible devilment he never made the mistake of underestimating the Law, or of baiting its minions without provocation or good purpose.

Dr Quantry eventually straightened up and wiped his hands on his handkerchief.

“Death by carbonisation,” he announced. “Gasoline, apparently. It’s a miracle that he was able to speak at all, if this is how Mr Templar found him… . Autopsy as a matter of course. Give you a full report later.”

The hard-eyed Lieutenant nodded and got to his feet, holding out the Saint’s topcoat.

“This is yours, Templar?”

“Thanks.”

Dr Quantry beckoned to the ambulance crew.

“Remove,” he ordered briskly. “Morgue.”

Kinglake made his own inspection of the crown of the road where Simon showed him he had first seen the body.

“He didn’t do all that burning here—the surface is hardly scorched,” he concluded, and turned to wait for the approach of his assistant.

Detective Yard carried some souvenirs carefully in his handkerchief. They consisted of a partly burned crumple of newspaper, nd an ordinary match folder bearing the name of the 606 Club in Chicago. Kinglake looked at the exhibits without touching them.

“Galveston paper,” he said; and then: “When were you last in Chicago, Templar?”

“A few days ago.”

“Ever been to the 606 Club?”

“As a matter of fact, I have,” said the Saint coolly. “I’m making a survey of the United States on the subject of stage and floor-show nudity in the principal cities in relation to the per capita circulation of the Atlantic Monthly. It’s a fascinating study.”

Lieutenant Kinglake was unruffled.

“What’s the story, Yard?”

“There’s a spot about twenty yards in off the Gulf side of the road where the reeds are all trampled down and burned. Can’t tell how many men made the tracks, and they’re all scuffed up by the deceased having crawled back over them. Looks as if a couple of men might have taken the deceased in there, and one of them could have poured gas or oil over him while the other lit the paper to set fire to him so as not to have to get so close like he would’ve had to with a match. Then they scrammed; but there aren’t any distinguishable tire marks. Victim must have staggered around, trying to beat out the flames with his hands, and- found his way back to the road where he collapsed.”

It was a pretty shrewd reconstruction, as Simon recognised with respect; and it only left out one small thing.

“What about the bottle or container which held the gasoline?” he inquired.

“Maybe we’ll find that in your car,” Yard retorted with heavy hostility. “You were at this club in Chicago where the matches came from–-“

“The dear old match folder clue,” said the Saint sadly. “Detective Manual, chapter two, paragraph three;”

The deputy sheriff removed his eyes wistfully from the horizon, cleared his throat, and said weightily: “It ain’t so funny, pardner. . You’re tied up closer ‘n anybody with this business.”

“We’ll check the newspaper and the match book for fingerprints,” Kinglake said shortly. “But don’t let’s go off at half cock. Look.”

He reached into his own pocket and brought out three match folders. One carried the advertisement of a Galveston pool hall, one spoke glowingly of the virtues of Turns, and the other carried the imprint of the Florentine Gardens in Hollywood.

“See?” he commented. “Where did I get this Florentine Gardens thing? I’ve never been to Hollywood. Advertising matches are shipped all around the country nowadays. This is as good a clue as saying that the other book proves I must have a bad stomach. Let’s go back and get Templar’s statement.”

“Just so I get to Galveston before I’m too old to care,” said the Saint agreeably.

But inwardly he took a new measure of the Lieutenant. King-lake might be a rough man in a hurry, but he didn’t jump to conclusions. He would be tough to change once he had reached a conclusion, but he would have done plenty of work on that conclusion before he reached it.

So the Saint kept a tight rein on his more wicked impulses, and submitted patiently and politely to the tedious routine of making his statement while it was taken down in labored longhand by Detective Yard and Bill the deputy simultaneously. Then there were a few ordinary questions and answers on it to be added, and after a long dull time it was over.

“Okay, Bill,” Kinglake said at last, getting up as if he was no less glad than the Saint to be through with the ordeal. “We’ll keep in touch. Templar, I’ll ride back to Galveston in your car, if you don’t mind.”

“Fine,” said the Saint equably. “You can show me the way.”

But he knew very well that there would be more to it than that; and his premonition was vindicated a few seconds after they got under way.

“Now,” Kinglake said, slouching down in the seat beside him and biting off the end of a villainous-looking stogie, “we can have a private little chat on the way in.”

“Good,” said the Saint. “Tell me about your museums and local monuments.”

“And I don’t mean that,” Kinglake said.

Simon put a cigarette in his mouth and pressed the lighter on the dashboard and surrendered to the continuation of Fate.

“But I’m damned if I know,” he said, “why the hell you should be so concerned. Brother Stephens wasn’t cremated within the city limits.”

“There’s bound to be a hook-up with something inside the city, and we work with the Sheriff and he works with us. I’m trying to save myself some time.”

“On the job of checking up on me?”

“Maybe.”

“Then why not let Yard worry about it? I’m sure he’d love to pin something on me.”

“Yeah,” Kinglake assented between puffs of smoke. “He could get on your nerves at times, but don’t let him fool you. He’s a first-rate detective. Good enough for the work we do here.”

“I haven’t the slightest doubt of it,” Simon assured him. “But I’ve told you everything I know, and every word of it happens to be true. However, I don’t expect that to stop you trying to prove I did it. So get started. This is your inspiration.”

Kinglake still didn’t start fighting.

“I know that your story checks as far as it goes,” he said. “I smelt the liquor on that dead guy’s mouth, and I saw your coat. I’m not believing that you’d waste good whisky and ruin a good coat just to build up a story—yet. But I do want to know what your business is in Galveston.”

The Saint had expected this.

“I told you,” he replied blandly. “I’m making this survey of American night life. Would you like to give me the lowdown on the standards of undress in your parish?”

“Want to play hard to handle, eh?”

“Not particularly. I just want to keep a few remnants of my private life.”

Kinglake bit down on his cigar and stared impartially at the Saint’s tranquil profile.

After a little while he said: “From what I remember reading, your private life is always turning into a public problem. So that’s why I’m talking to you. As far as I know, you aren’t wanted anywhere right now, and there aren’t any charges out against you. I’ve also heard of a lot of officers here and there leading with their chins by thinking too fast as soon as they saw you. I’m not figuring on making myself another of ‘em. Your story sounds straight so far, or it would if anybody else told it. It’s too bad your reputation would make anybody look twice when you tell it. But okay. Until there’s evidence against you, you’re in the clear. So I’m just telling you. While you’re in Galveston, you stay in line. I don’t want your kind of trouble in my town.”

“And I hope you won’t have it,” said the Saint soberly. “And I can tell you for my part that there won’t be any trouble that someone else doesn’t ask for.”

There was a prolonged and unproductive reticence, during which Simon devoted himself wholeheartedly to digesting the scenic features of the approach over the channel of water known as West Bay which separates the island of Galveston from the mainland.

“The Oleander City,” he murmured dreamily, to relieve the awkward silence. “The old stamping grounds of Jean Lafitte. A shrine that every conscientious freebooter ought to visit … Would you like me to give you a brief and somewhat garbled resume of the history of Galveston, Lieutenant?”

“No,” Kinglake said candidly. “The current history of the town is enough to keep me busy. Turn at the next light.”

Simon drove him to Headquarters, and lighted another cigarette while the Lieutenant gathered his rather ungainly legs together and disembarked.

“The inquest will probably be tomorrow,” he said practically. “Where are you staying?”

“The Alamo House.”

Kinglake gave him directions.

“Don’t leave town till I’m through with you,” he said. “And don’t forget what I told you. That’s all.”

He turned dourly away; and Simon Templar drove on to register faithfully and with no deception at the Alamo House.

The colored bellhop who showed him to his room was no more than naturally amazed at being tipped with a five-dollar bill for the toil of carrying one light suitcase. But the Saint had not finished with him then.

“George,” he said, “I presume you are an expert crap shooter?”

“Yassah,” answered the startled negro, grinning. “My name Po’t Arthur Jones, sah.”

“Congratulations. I’m sure that Port Arthur is proud of you.’ But the point is, you should be more or less familiar with the Galveston police force—know most of them by sight, I mean.”

“Well, sah, I—er—yassah.”

“Then I must tell you a secret. Lieutenant Kinglake and some of his pals are investigating me for membership in a private club that they have. I expect some of them to be nosing around to find out if I’m really respectable enough to associate with them. Don’t misunderstand me. If they ask you any questions, you must always tell them the truth. Never lie to detectives, Po’t Arthur, because it makes them so bad tempered. But just point them out to me quietly and tell me who they are, so I can say hullo to them when we meet. And every time you do that, I’ll be good for another fin.”

The negro scratched his head, and then grinned again.

“Don’t reckon they’s no harm in that, Mistah Templah. That Mistah Kinglake sho’ is a hard man. They ain’t a single killin’ he don’t solve here in Galveston. He … Say!” The big brown eyes rolled. “How come you know ‘bout Mistah Kinglake?”

“We had a mutual interest in what is known as a corpus delicti,” said the Saint solemnly, “but I sold him my share. He’s now checking the bill of sale. Do you follow me?”

“Nawsah,” said Port Arthur Jones.

“Then don’t let it worry you. Read the morning paper for details. By the way, what is the leading newspaper here?”

“The Times-Tribune, sah. They put out a mawnin’ an’ evenin” paper both.”

“They must be as busy as bees,” said the Saint. “Now don’t forget our agreement. Five bucks per cop, delivered on the hoof.”

“Yassah. An’ thank yuh, sah.”

The Saint grinned in his turn, and went to the bathroom to wash and change his shirt.

It was much later than he had meant to begin his real errand in Galveston; but he had nothing else to do there, and he didn’t know enough about the entertainment potentialities of the town to be tempted by other attractions. It was most inconsiderate of Lieutenant Kinglake, he thought, to have refused to take his question seriously and enlighten him… . But besides that, he knew that his unfortunate discovery of the expiring Mr Henry Stephens . meant that he couldn’t look forward to following his own trail much further in the obscurity which he would have chosen. It looked like nothing but cogent common sense to do what he could with the brief anonymity he could look forward to.