Saint on Guard (25 page)

Simon shouldered in with exactly the same authoritative technique and motion of a hand towards the flap of his buttonhole.

“What’s the bad news?” he demanded breezily.

The house detective kept his hands in his pockets and made a speech with his shoulders and the protruding cud of his cigar that said as eloquently as anything: “You got eyes, ain’tcha?”

Simon fished out a pack of cigarettes and let his own eyes do the work.

It didn’t take more than one wandering glance to rub in the certainty that he was still running behind schedule. Although not exactly a shambles, the room showed all the signs of a sound working over. The bed was torn apart, and the mattress had been slit open in several places, as had the upholstery of the single armchair. The closet door stood wide, and the few garments inside had been ripped to pieces and tossed on the floor. Every drawer of the dresser had been pulled out, and its contents dumped and pawed aver on the carpet. The spectacle was reminiscent of the Saint’s own room at the Alamo House—with trimmings. He wouldn’t have wasted a second on any�searching of his own. The search had already been made, by experts.

So someone already had Vaschetti’s diary; or else no one was likely to come across it there.

The Saint scraped a match with his thumbnail and let the picture shroud itself in a blue haze.

“What about the men who were up here with Vaschetti?” he asked.

“I never saw anyone with him,” responded the house dick promptly.

He had a broad beam and an advancing stomach, so that he had some of the air of a frog standing upright.

“I didn’t get your name,” he said. “Mine’s Rowden.”

“You didn’t hear any commotion up here, Rowden?”

“I didn’t hear a thing. Not until the crash Vaschetti made going through the marquee. I didn’t even know he was back out of jail until just now. Where’s Kinglake? He usually comes out on death cases.”

“He’ll be along,” Simon promised, with conviction.

There was one fascinating detail to consider, Simon observed as he narrowed down the broad outlines of the scene. In the middle of the strewn junk on the floor there was an almost new gladstone bag, empty and open, lying on its side. He moved to examine it more closely.

“Anybody else been up here?” he inquired.

“Nope. You’re the first. Funny I don’t know you. I thought I’d met all the plainclothes men in Galveston.”

“Maybe you have,” said the Saint encouragingly.

Indubitably that was the gladstone which he had heard about. It even had the initials “HSM” gold-stamped beside the handle. But if there had ever been an ostrich-skin leather case in the lining, it wasn’t there any more. The lining had been slashed to ribbons, and you could have found a long-lost pin in it.

It was a picturesque mystery-museum piece, but that was all The current questions were, how had it come to rest there, and why? Johan Blatt had removed it from the Ascot; and by no stretch of imagination could his description have been confused with that of the latest failure in the field of empirical levitation. Vaschetti and Blatt were even more different than chalk and cheese: they didn’t even begin with the same letter.

Simon Templar pondered that intensely for a time, while the house detective teetered batrachianly on his heels and gnawed on his bowsprit of cigar. The house detective, Simon thought, would surely have been a big help in detecting a house. Aside from that, he was evidently content to let nature and the Police Department take their course. He would have made Dick Tracy break out in a rectangular rash.

They remained in that sterile atmosphere until the sound of voices and footsteps in the corridor, swelling rapidly louder, presaged the advent of Lieutenant Kinglake and his cohorts.

“Ah,” said Detective Yard wisely, as he sighted the Saint.

Kinglake didn’t even take time out to show surprise. He turned savagely on the frog-shaped house detective.

“How in hell did this bird get in here?”

“I came in under my own power,” Simon intervened. “I was thinking of moving, and I wanted to see what the rooms were like. Don’t blame Rowden. He was trying to tell me about the wooden mattresses. If you look again, you’ll see where he was even ripping them open to show me the teak linings.”

The Lieutenant was not amused. He had never looked like a man who was amused very often, and this was manifestly not one of his nights to relax in a bubble bath of wit and badinage.

He glared at the Saint balefully and said: “All right, Templar. You asked for it. I told you what was going to happen to you if you didn’t keep your nose clean in this town. Well, this is it. I’m holding you as a material witness in the death of Nick Vaschetti.”

The arch of the Saint’s brows was angelic.

“As a witness of what, Comrade? The guy bumped himself off, didn’t he? He stepped out of a window and left off his parachute. He’d heard about the Galveston Police, and he knew that the most precious legacy he could bequeath them was an absolutely watertight suicide. What makes you leave your ever-loving wife warming her own nightie so you can come here and improve your blood pressure?”

Kinglake’s mouth became a thin slit in his face, and his neck reddened up to his ears; but he kept his temper miraculously. The blood stayed out of his slate-gray stare.

“Why don’t you save the wisecracks for your column?” he said nastily. “You’ve been mixed up in too many fishy things since you’ve been here–-“

“What makes you assume that I was mixed up in this?”

“You talked to Vaschetti in the City Jail this evening. You arranged for him to be sprung, and you arranged to meet him here. I call that being mixed up in it.”

“You must be psychic,” Simon remarked. “I know I got rid of your Mr Callahan. Or who told you?”

“I did,” said the voice of the Times-Tribune.

He stood in the doorway with a vestige of apology on his mild stolid face. Simon turned and saw him, and went on looking at him with acid bitterness.

“Thanks, pal. Did you bring out a special edition and tell the rest of the world too?”

“I did not,” said the city editor primly. “I acted according to the agreement I made with you, as soon as I heard what had happened to Vaschetti.”

“How did you hear?”

“The reporter who was supposed to be taking care of him and waiting for you arrived back at the office. I asked him what he thought he was doing, and he said he’d been given a message that I wanted him back at once. Since I hadn’t sent any such message, I guessed something was going on. I wasn’t any too happy about my own position, so I thought I’d better come over and look into it myself. I met Lieutenant Kinglake downstairs, and I told him what I knew.”

“And so we come up here,” Kinglake said comfortably, “and catch the Saint just like this.”

The repetition of names ultimately made its impression on the comatose house detective.

“Gosh,” he exhaled, with a burst of awed excitement, “he’s the Saint!” He looked disappointed when nobody seemed impressed by his great discovery, and retired again behind his cigar. He said sullenly: “He told me he was the police.”

“He told the assistant manager the same thing,” Kinglake said with some satisfaction. “A charge of impersonating an officer will hold him till we get something better.”

Simon studied the Lieutenant’s leathery face seriously for a moment.

“You know,” he said, “something tells me you really mean to be difficult about this.”

“You’re damn right I do,” Kinglake said without spite.

At that point there was a sudden sharp exclamation from Detective Yard, who had been quartering the room with the same plodding method that he had used out on the flats where the late Henry Stephen Matson had become his own funeral pyre.

“Hey, Lieutenant, look what we got here.”

He brought over the shredded gladstone, pointing to the initials stamped on it.

“H, S, M,” he spelt out proudly. “Henry Stephen Matson. This could of belonged to that guy we found yesterday!”

Lieutenant Kinglake examined the bag minutely; but the Saint wasn’t watching him.

Simon Templar had become profoundly interested in something else. He had still been fidgeting over that bag in the back of his mind even while he had to make more immediate conversation, and it seemed to be sorting itself out. He was scanning the hodgepodge of stuff on the floor rather vacantly while Yard burgeoned into the bowers of Theory.

“Lieutenant, maybe this Vaschetti was the guy who called himself Blatt an’ got away with Matson’s luggage. So after they throw him out the window, they tear that bag apart while they’re rippin’ up everything else.”

“Brother,” said the Saint in hushed veneration, “I visualise you as the next Chief of Police. You can see that whole slabs of that lining have been torn right out; but in all this mess I bet you can’t find one square inch of lining. I’ve been looking to sec if the ungodly had been smart enough to think of that, but I don’t think they were. Therefore that bag wasn’t chopped up in here. Therefore it was planted just for the benefit of some genius like you.”

“What else for?” Kinglake demanded curtly.

“To throw in a nice note of confusion. And most likely, in the hope that the confusion might take some of the heat off Blatt.”

“If there ever was a Blatt before you thought of him.”

“There was a Blatt,” the city editor intervened scrupulously. “I think I told you, Vaschetti spoke about him and described him.”

The Lieutenant handed the gladstone back to his assistant, and kept his stony eyes on the Saint.

“That doesn’t make any difference,” he stated coldly. “All I care about is that whatever went on here was done inside the city limits of Galveston. There’s no question about my jurisdiction this time. And I’m tired of having you in my hair, Templar. You wanted Vaschetti out of the calaboose. You arranged to meet him here. And I find you in his room in the middle of a mess that makes it look as if he could have been pushed out of that window instead of jumped. You’ve been much too prominent in every bit of this—from finding Matson’s body to going around with Olga Ivanovitch. So I’m just going to put you where I’ll know what you’re doing all the time.”

“Has there been a political upheaval in the last half-hour,” Simon inquired with sword-edged mockery, “or do you happen to be kidding yourself that if you bring me into court on any charge I won’t manage to tie this job in with the Matson barbecue and raise holy hell with all the plans for a nice peaceful election?”

Kinglake’s jaw hardened out like a cliff, but the harried expression that Simon had noticed before crept in around his eyes.

“We’ll worry about that when the time comes. Right now, you’re going to do all your hell-raising in a nice quiet cell.”

Simon sighed faintly, with real regret. It would have been so much more fun playing it the old way, but he couldn’t take any more chances with that now. This game mattered so much more than the old games that he had played for fun.

“I hate to disappoint you,” he said, “but I can’t let you interfere with me tonight.”

He said it with such translucent simplicity that it produced the kind of stunned silence that might exist at the very core of an exploding bomb.

Detective Yard, the least sensitive character, was the first to recover.

“Now, ain’t that just too bad!” he jeered, advancing on the Saint, and hauling out a pair of handcuffs as he came, but moving warily because of his own affronted confidence.

Simon didn’t even spare him a glance. He was facing Kinglake and nobody else, and all the banter and levity had dropped away from his bearing. It was like a prizefighter in the ring shrugging off his gay and soft silk robe.

“I want five minutes with you alone,” he said. “And I mean alone. It’ll save you a lot of trouble and grief.”

Lieutenant Kinglake was no fool. The hard note of command that had slid into the Saint’s voice was pitched in a subtle key that blended with his own harmonics.

He eyed Simon for a long moment, and then he said: “Okay. The rest of you wait outside. Please.”

In spite of which, he pulled out his Police Positive and sat down and held it loosely on his knee as the other members of the congregation filed out with their individual expressions of astonishment, disappointment, and disgust.

There was perplexity even on Kinglake’s rugged bony face after the door had closed, but he overcame it with his bludgeon bluff of harsh peremptory speech.

“Well,” he said unrelentingly. “Now we’re alone, let’s have it. But if you were thinking you could pull a fast one if you had me to yourself—just forget it, and save the City a hospital bill.”

“I want you to pick up that phone and make a call to Washington,” said the Saint, without rancor. “The number is Imperative five, five hundred. Extension five. If you don’t know what that means, your local FBI gent will tell you. You’ll talk to a voice called Hamilton. After that you’re on your own.”

Even Kinglake looked as briefly startled as his seamed face could.

“And if I let you talk me into making this call, what good will it do you?”

“I think,” said the Saint, “that Hamilton will laugh his head off; but I’m afraid he’ll tell you to save that nice quiet cell for somebody else.”

The Lieutenant gazed at him fixedly for four or five seconds.

Then he reached for the telephone. Simon Templar germinated another cigarette, and folded into the remnants of an armchair. He hardly paid any attention to the conversation that went on, much less to the revolver that rested for a few more minutes on the detective’s lap. That phase of the affair was finished, so far as he was concerned; and he had some-thing else to think about.

He had to make a definite movement to bring himself back to that shabby and dissected room when the receiver clonked back on its bracket, and Kinglake said, with the nearest approach to humanity that Simon had yet heard in his gravel voice: “That’s fine. And now what in hell am I going to tell those muggs out-side?”

10 The Saint could string words into barbed wire, but he also knew when and how to be merciful. He smiled at the Lieutenant without the slightest trace of malice or gloating. He was purely practical.