Authors: Amitav Ghosh
âWhy thank you.' Paulette's words were lost on the pilot, whose attention was now focused on the dumbpoke. With her senior dinner-partner thus distracted, Paulette was free at last to turn to Zachary.
âI am glad, Mr Reid,' she said formally, âthat you could spare an evening for us.'
âNot as glad as I am, Miss Lambert,' said Zachary. âIt's not often that I'm invited to such a feast.'
âBut Mr Reid,' said Paulette, âmy little finger has told me that you have been sortieing a great deal of late!'
âSort . . . sortieing?' said Zachary in surprise. âAnd what might you mean by that, Miss Lambert?'
âForgive me,' she said. âI mean dining out â you have been doing so a great deal, no, of late?'
âMr Doughty and his wife have been very kind,' said Zachary. âThey've taken me with them to a few places.'
âYou are lucky,' said Paulette, with a conspiratorial smile. âI believe your colleague, Mr Crowle, is not so fortunate?'
âWouldn't know about that, Miss.'
Paulette lowered her voice: âYou know, you must be careful with Mr Crowle. Mrs Burnham says he is an awful thug.'
Zachary stiffened. âI'm not a'feared of Mr Crowle.'
âBut have a care, Mr Reid: Mrs Burnham says she will not have him in the house. You must not tell him you were here tonight.'
âDon't worry, Miss,' said Zachary smiling. âMr Crowle's not a man I'm likely to be sharing confidences with.'
âIs he not on the ship then?'
âNo,' said Zachary. âNone of us are. The
Ibis
is in dry dock and we're all liberty-men in the meantime. I've moved into a boarding house.'
âReally? Where?'
âIn Kidderpore â Watsongunge Lane. Jodu found it for me.'
âOh?' Paulette glanced over her shoulder to make sure that no one else had heard Jodu's name, and turned back to Zachary reassured.
Recently, Mr Burnham had installed a new fixture to cool the dining room. Known as a Thermantidote, the device was a winnowing machine that had been fitted with a propeller and a thick mat of fragrant khus-khus. The men who had once pulled the ropes of the overhead punkahs were now employed in operating the Thermantidote: while one wetted the machine's rush screen the other turned the propeller by means of a handle, forcing a constant stream of air through the dampened mat. Thus, by means of evaporation, the machine was supposed to create a wonderfully cooling breeze. Such at least was the theory â but in rainy weather the Thermantidote added greatly to the humidity, making everyone sweat even more than usual, and it also produced a loud, grinding noise that often drowned the conversation. Mr Burnham and Mr Doughty were among the few who could make themselves heard effortlessly, above the machine â but those with feebler voices often had to shout, which only added to the prevailing sweatiness. In the past, when seated beside deaf colonels and infirm accountants, Paulette had often had cause to regret the introduction of the new machine â but today she was unreservedly glad of its presence, since it allowed her to speak with Zachary without fear of being overheard.
âIf I may ask, Mr Reid,' she said, âwhere is Jodu now? What has become of him?'
âHe's trying to earn a little money while the
Ibis
is being refitted,' said Zachary. âHe asked me for a small loan so he could rent a little ferry-boat. He'll be back on board when we're ready to sail.'
Paulette thought back to the lazy days when she and Jodu had sat in the trees of the Botanical Gardens, watching the ships on the Hooghly. âSo he is to have his wish then? He will be on your crew?'
âThat's right: just as you wanted. He will be going to Port Louis with us when we sail in September.'
âOh? He will go to the Mauritius?'
âYes,' said Zachary. âDo you know the islands?'
âNo,' said Paulette, âI have never been there, although it was once my family's home. My father was a botanist, you see, and in the Mauritius there is a very famous botanical garden. It was there that
my father and mother were married. That is why I have a great envy to go there . . .' She broke off: suddenly it seemed intolerably unjust that Jodu should be able to go to this island while she, Paulette, with all her prior claims, could not.
âIs something the matter?' Zachary said, alarmed by her pallor. âAre you all right, Miss Lambert?'
âAn idee came to my mind,' said Paulette, trying to make light of her sudden turn of thought. âIt struck me that I too would love to go to the Mauritius on the
Ibis
. Just like Jodu, working on a ship.'
Zachary laughed. âBelieve me, Miss Lambert, a schooner's no place for a woman â lady, I mean, begging your pardon. Especially not someone who is accustomed to living like this . . .' He made a gesture in the direction of the loaded table.
âIs that indeed so, Mr Reid?' said Paulette, raising her eyebrows. âSo it is not possible, according to you, for a woman to be a marin?'
Often, when at a loss for a word, Paulette would borrow a term from the French, trusting that it would pass for English if pronounced exactly as it was spelled. This strategy worked well enough to provide reason to persist, but every once in a while it produced unexpected results: from the look on Zachary's face, Paulette knew that this was one such occasion.
âMarine?' he said in surprise. âNo, Miss Lambert, there sure aren't any woman marines that I ever heard of.'
â “Sailor”,' said Paulette triumphantly. âThat is what I meant. You think it is not possible for a woman to sail under a mast?'
âAs a captain's wife, perhaps,' said Zachary, shaking his head. âBut never as a member of the crew: not a sailor worth his salt would put up with that. Why, there's many a sailor won't so much as utter the word “woman” at sea, for fear of bad luck.'
âAh!' said Paulette. âBut then it is clear, Mr Reid, that you have never heard of the famous Madame Commerson!'
âCan't say as I have, Miss Lambert,' said Zachary with a frown. âWhat flag does she fly?'
âMadame Commerson was not a ship, Mr Reid,' said Paulette. âShe was a scientist: to be precise, she was my own grand-aunt. And I beg to inform you that she was but a young woman when she joined a ship and sailed all around the world.'
âIs that a fact?' said Zachary sceptically.
âYes, indeed it is,' said Paulette. âYou see, before she was married, my grand-aunt's name was Jeanne Baret. Even as a girl, she had a passion most heated for science. She read about Linnaeus, and the many new species of plants and animals that were being named and discovered. These diverse facts made her burn with the volontee to see for herself the riches of the earth. What should happen then, Mr Reid, but that she should learn of a great expedition, being organized by Monsieur de Bougainville, with the intention of doing exactly that which she wished? This idee set her afire and she decided that she too, by all hasard, would be an expeditionnaire. But of course it was not to be expected that the men would permit a woman to join the ship . . . so can you imagine, Mr Reid, what my grand-aunt did?'
âNo.'
âShe did the simplest thing, Mr Reid. She tied up her hair like a man and applied to join under the name of Jean Bart. And what is more, she was accepted â by none other than the great Bougainville himself! And it was none too hard, Mr Reid â this I would have you know: it was no more than a matter of wearing a tight band over her chest and lengthening her stride when she walked. Thus she set sail, wearing trowsers, just like you, and not one of the sailors or scientists guessed her secret. Can you but imagine, Mr Reid, all those savants, so knowledgeable about the anatomy of animals and plants? â not one of them knew that there was a fillie among them, so completely was she male? It was only after two years that she was undone, and do you know how, Mr Reid?'
âWouldn't like to guess, Miss,' said Zachary.
âIn Tahiti, when the expeditionnaires went ashore, the people took but one look and they knew! The secret that no Frenchman had guessed through two years of living on the same ship, day in, day out, the Tahitians knew tootsweet. But now it did not matter, for of course, Monsieur de Bougainville could not abandonne her so he agreed to let her come along. They say it was she who, out of gratitude, named the flower that is called after the admiral: bougainvillea. This was how it happened that Jeanne Baret, my grand-aunt, became the first woman to sail around the earth. And
this too was how she found her husband, my grand-uncle, Philippe Commerson, who was among the expeditionnaires and a great savant himself.'
Pleased to have trumped Zachary, Paulette treated him to a beaming smile. âSo you see, Mr Reid, sometimes it happens after all that a woman does indeed join a crew.'
Zachary took a long sip from his wineglass, but the claret was not of much help in digesting Paulette's tale: he tried to think of a woman attempting a similar impersonation on the
Ibis
and was certain that she would be detected within days if not hours. He remembered the hammocks, hung so close that one man's tossing would set the whole fo'c'sle astir and a-shake; he thought of the boredom of the small hours, and those contests where the men of the watch would open their trowsers to leeward to see how much of the sea's phosphorescence they could light up; he thought of the ritual of the weekly bath, on deck, by the lee scuppers, with every tar's body bared to the waist and many having to strip naked to wash their one pair of underclothes. How could a woman join in any of this? Perhaps on a shipful of frog-eating crappos â who knew what devilment they got up to? â but a Baltimore clipper was a man's world and no true salt would want it otherwise, no matter how great his love of women.
Noting his silence, Paulette asked: âDo you not believe me, Mr Reid?'
âWell, Miss Lambert, I'll believe it could happen on a French ship,' he said grudgingly. He couldn't resist adding: âTisn't the easiest thing anyway to tell a Mamzelle from a Monsoo.'
âMr Reid . . . !'
âNo offence meant . . .'
As Zachary was making his apologies, a tiny pellet of bread came flying over the table and struck Paulette on the chin. She glanced across to find Mrs Doughty smiling and rolling her eyes as if to indicate that some matter of great significance had just transpired. Paulette looked around, nonplussed, and could see nothing of note, except Mrs Doughty herself: the pilot's wife was extremely stout, with a round face that hung, like a setting moon, under a great cloud of henna-red hair; now, with her gestures and grimaces, she appeared to be undergoing some kind of planetary convulsion.
Paulette looked quickly away, for she harboured a great dread of attracting the attention of Mrs Doughty, who tended to speak, at length and with exceptional rapidity, about matters she could not quite comprehend.
Fortunately, Mr Doughty saved her the trouble of having to respond to his wife. âShahbash dear!' he exclaimed. âPerfect shot!' Then, turning to Paulette, he said: âTell me, Miss Lambert, have I ever told you how Mrs Doughty once pelleted me with an ortolan?'
âWhy no, sir,' said Paulette.
âHappened at Government House,' the pilot continued. âRight under the Lat-Sahib's eye. Bird caught me smack on my nose. Must have been a good twenty paces. Knew right then she was the woman for me â eyes like a shoe-goose.' Here, having speared the last ortolan with his fork, he waved it in the direction of his wife.
Paulette seized the opportunity to turn her attention back to Zachary: âBut tell me, Mr Reid, how is it that you communicate with your lascars? Do they speak English?'
âThey know the commands,' said Zachary. âAnd sometimes, when it's needed, Serang Ali translates.'
âAnd how do you hold converse with Serang Ali?' Paulette asked.
âHe speaks a little English,' said Zachary. âWe manage to make ourselves understood. Odd thing is, he can't even say my name.'
âWhat does he call you then?'
âMalum Zikri.'
âZikri?' she cried. âWhat a beautiful name! Do you know what it means?'
âI didn't even know it meant anything,' he said in surprise.
âIt does,' she said. âIt means the “one who remembers”. How nice that is. Would you mind if I called you by this name?'
Now, seeing a flush rise to his face, she quickly regretted her forwardness: it seemed a godsend when the khidmutgars distracted everyone by bringing in an enormous jelly-tree â a three-layered stand with many branching arms, each of these loaded with miniature custards, jellies, puddings, trifles, fools, blancmanges, syllabubs and sugared fruits.
Paulette was about to recommend a mango fool to Zachary when Mr Doughty reclaimed her attention with a melancholy story about
how a goose hurled at a Government House dinner had led to a duel and brought official disapproval upon the custom of pelleting. Before he had quite finished, Mrs Burnham caught Paulette's eye in the special way that indicated that it was time for the ladies to withdraw to the gol-cumra. The khidmutgars came forward to pull back their chairs, and the women stepped away to follow their hostess out of the dining room.
Mrs Burnham led the way out at a serenely regal pace, but the moment they were out of the dining room, she abandoned Paulette with Mrs Doughty. âI'm off to the dubber,' she whispered slyly in Paulette's ear. âGood luck with old fustilugs.'