Secrets of the Wee Free Men and Discworld

BOOK: Secrets of the Wee Free Men and Discworld
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For Geoff Allen, a huge Pratchett fan, and his wife—our friend Erika—who soon will be.
May your home be filled with Pratchett, Poe, and pets.
Table of Contents
Part Two
The Few, the Proud, the Inept: Who's Who in Discworld
Thanks to our editor, Marc Resnick, for once again taking a chance on us. Thanks also to Preston Washington and Gia Washington, for their research assistance, and to Colleen Yang, for her encouragement.
And Now for Something Completely Different …
You'd have to be a very strange person to get all of the jokes. But I hope you'll get between 80 and 90 percent, and the ones you don't get, you won't actually notice are there.
—Terry Pratchett
ovelist Patrick Rothfuss, when asked “Who do you read?”, replied, “Terry Pratchett. He doesn't get enough credit for the superbly believable world he's created. It's internally consistent, well constructed, and his characters behave realistically.”
Whether you agree with those words or wonder whether Pratchett would agree, one thing is for certain: The influence of Terry Pratchett in the literary world is obvious. If you don't believe that, check out the science fiction/fantasy section at your local bookstore or library.
For a long time, Terry Pratchett was pretty lonely at the very top of the British literary food chain—at least until the arrival of a
certain author by the name of J. K. Rowling. But with well over fifty million books sold (as of February 2007, according to Wikipedia, the site that seems to know all), Pratchett is still an international phenomenon and a consistent best seller. His brainchild, as if you didn't know, is the Discworld series, thirty-six books (as of the writing of this book and excluding
Where's My Cow?
and the
Nanny Ogg Cookbook
) strong, and still going like the Energizer bunny. Although this series began as parodies of other works such as
Ring-world, Macbeth,
The Arabian Nights,
it defies all pigeonholes. Is it science fiction? Fantasy? Mystery? Political intrigue? Romance? (Uh, no to the latter.) It is, to use a phrase often heard on
Monty Python,
something completely different.
If you've been tempted, like many others, to avoid or underestimate the Discworld series because of its parodies and humor, maybe after reading this, you'll reconsider.
Okay, so one of the authors of this book (Carrie) is keenly aware that her parents were born the same year as Terry Pratchett was and that she was born the same year as Pratchett's daughter, Rhianna, which in some way creates a connection with the author in a strange, paternal way. (The other author, Linda, has absolutely no comment to make about birthdays.) She is also aware that her parents would never open a Terry Pratchett book, especially not a Discworld book.
So who does read Terry Pratchett? His loyal followers range from nuns (unlike the satanic nuns in
Good Omens
) to the new generation digging into
The Wee Free Men
Pratchett's audience is hard to fit into a box. Young, somewhat old, Trekkers,
Lord of the Rings
buffs, Harry Potter fans, our strange friend who loves
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
movie that made me (Carrie) fall asleep, hobbits, maybe a teacher or two, and fools. We were even lucky enough to find a Web site giving Christians advice
on which Pratchett books were good and which were dangerous.
Honestly, it is difficult to really pinpoint what makes a person willing to read Pratchett. Usually the result is to get hooked on the series. Then, of course, the individual tries to read the books quicker than Pratchett writes them (a quite difficult task)!
Discworld is so well received, or at least read, by so many people, because Pratchett is able to make us laugh about everything. He may offend us in one paragraph and then cause us to have a laughing fit in the next, which washes away the initial offense. It is typical for the laughing fit to delay one's reading for many minutes and can be the cause of interesting looks from one's spouse.
If you're anything like us, it will be almost impossible to explain to onlookers what was so funny that you fell off the couch and rolled around in hysterics. I have found it is best to not try and explain, especially if it was due to reading
Nanny Ogg's Cookbook.
Oh, and certainly do not try to explain Unseen University's orangutan Librarian.
Someone (perhaps you?) is obviously buying millions of copies of Pratchett's books. If it is not you, we are not quite sure why you picked up this book unless you are Linda's dad or my grandma.
Terence David John Pratchett was born in 1948
and, according to himself, he is still alive.
Therefore, if he were an American, he would be considered a baby boomer, which entitles him to our attention. He began his writing career at the age of thirteen, when his short story
“The Hades Business” was published in the school magazine; it was sold to a commercially published magazine when he was fifteen. After leaving school in 1965, he became a journalist with the
Bucks Free Press
and later with the
Western Daily Press
The Bath Chronicle.
While between stints at the
Bucks Free Press,
he published his first novel,
The Carpet People
(1971). He began writing it at the age of seventeen. This was followed by
The Dark Side of the Sun
His novel
(1981) is considered to be the forerunner of Discworld. While he was working as a publicity officer for the Central Electricity Generating Board, he published his first Discworld book,
The Color of Magic
We could tell you that he's written well over fifty books, including young adult novels like The Bromeliad Trilogy (
Truckers, Diggers,
), the Johnny Maxwell books (
Only You Can Save Mankind, Johnny and the Dead,
Johnny and the Bomb
), and children's books such as
The Unadulterated Cat
Where's My Cow?
But you probably already knew that.
Call us crazy, but we really like Pratchett's books and are dying to tell you why—hence this book. Collectively, we have read and studied all of Pratchett's Discworld books—except for
Making Money
(October 2007). Our deadline didn't coincide with that one. It is very difficult to read faster than Pratchett writes. By the time our book is published, the prolific writer will probably have at least two more books out. And by the time you find time to read this book, many more titles in the Discworld series will be lining the local bookstores and landing their way on Top Ten readers' lists.
Does writing a book on Discworld make us experts on Pratchett? Hardly. We aren't privy to deep, dark wisdom from Terry and his
family, nor did we snoop through his garbage like crazed paparazzi (though we wanted to). Although this book doesn't contain every person, every street, every place, or every event, it
explore some of the mythological, scientific, and pop culture building blocks that correlate with Discworld. If you know and love this series, we hope we inspire you to look at it in a fresh way. If you've never read any of the Discworld books, maybe you'll take a chance. Go on. We dare you … right after you read this book.
Well, let's get on with it, shall we?
Please Note:
In the footnotes throughout, books not attributed to an author were written by Terry Pratchett.
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