Authors: Catherine Aird
âIt would be possible to argue, sir,' said Sloan, picking his words with care, âthat withholding the insulin wasn't doing the trick quickly enough for someone.'
âWould it, indeed,' said Leeyes discouragingly.
âThere's the dog, you see, sir.'
âThe dead dog,' said Leeyes.
âThe missing dog,' Sloan corrected him. âI reckon that the missing dog was meant to be the last straw.'
âOn top of everything else. I see.' He paused. âYou think that even without insulin she was taking too long to die?'
âToo long for someone's comfort. Yes.'
âWhat was the hurry?'
âI don't know,' said Sloan uneasily.
âWhat had she got to be got out of the way in time for, then,' he said, putting it another way.
âI don't know that either, sir.'
âSomething that has already happened?' he mused.
âOr,' said Sloan warily, âsomething that is going to happen?' That was always the policeman's especial nightmare: the spur that kept the officer on the job long after people in other occupations had gone home for the night.
Leeyes leant back in his chair, considering that. âIs there any hurry about the girl Briony Petforth's marriage to the registrar fellow?'
âNot that I know about.'
âTimes have changed,' said the Superintendent obscurely.
âYes, sir.' It was something that would have to be gone into, all the same.
âYour wife all right, by the way?' enquired Leeyes gruffly.
âYes, thank you, sir.' Sloan kept his voice even with an effort. The Superintendent's patently obvious thought processes didn't need a Sigmund Freud on hand with explanation. They never had. âBut,' Sloan continued vigorously, âif there's anything suspicious about Dr Roger Elspin I can tell you one thing, and that's that he's not going to have anything to do with my wife's confinement, obstetrical registrar or not, even if â' he searched wildly round in his mind for alternatives â âeven if I have to deliver her myself.'
âDon't tempt Providence,' advised Leeyes soberly. âRemember that every policeman in his time â¦'
âYes, sir. Of course, sir.' Sloan let his pent-up feeling evaporate and came back to the case in hand. And the beehive. âMiss Wansdyke, sir ⦠where shall we go for honey?'
âWhat's that, Sloan?'
âRidley Road, sir. That's where I'm going now.'
CHAPTER X
The slippery science stripped me down so bare
That I'm worth nothing, here or anywhere.
âMr Wansdyke will see you now, Inspector.' A young secretary turned back from the telephone switchboard at her reception desk. âIt's the second door on the left.'
The first door had Malcolm Darnley's name on it. It was open and the room empty.
George Wansdyke's office was the next one to it. Two men who had been in there talking to the businessman slid unobtrusively towards the door as he and Crosby approached.
âOur Mr Carruthers,' Wansdyke introduced them briefly, âthe Head Progress Chaser â¦'
Detective-Inspector Sloan acknowledged the introduction with interest. They weren't short of progress chasers down at the station, though there they went under slightly different names. Like âthe Press' and âthe Chief Constable.'
â⦠and,' went on Wansdyke, âBill Benfleet, Advertising and Public Relations executive.'
The Public Relations man immediately gave Sloan a hearty professional handshake. âWe'll be straight back, Mr Wansdyke,' he said over his shoulder. âThat press release has got to be done today whatever happens.' He waved another acknowledgement at Crosby and gave a quick meaningless smile to George Wansdyke. âTime and tide and newspapers wait for no man.'
âWelcome, Inspector.' Wansdyke motioned Sloan and Crosby into chairs that were considerably more comfortable than the ones in either the doctor's surgery or the hospital. The man seemed more confident in his office than he had done at home. Sloan could understand this. Mrs Pauline Wansdyke's propensity for not letting any time elapse between thought and speech must be unnerving.
âThank you, sir.'
âSorry about the unfortunate aroma.'
Detective-Constable Crosby raised his head like a pointer and sniffed the air.
Sloan's mind went back to his childhood. âCarbolic?' he hazarded.
âWe've just taken delivery of some phenol,' Wansdyke explained. âIt's one of the commonest components we use. That and the aldehydes.'
Crosby lowered his nose again, like a bloodhound this time.
âThe smell seems to get into everything.' Wansdyke was apologetic.
âPlastic,' said Sloan. âThat's what you manufacture here, sir, isn't it?'
âIt is,' said Wansdyke, nodding assent. âWe go in for the more rarefied varieties these days, but â' he pointed across the room â âtime was when we didn't.'
The two policemen followed his gaze to an early set of crudely moulded red products in plastic laid out in a display cabinet. Crosby sniffed.
âThat's what we made in my father's day. They're practically museum pieces now.'
Crosby looked doubtful.
âWe've come a long way since then, technically and aesthetically,' Wansdyke assured him.
âPlastic's never exactly beautiful, is it, sir?' interposed Sloan diplomatically before the constable could speak.
Wansdyke gave a short laugh. âI don't know about that but I do know the world would have a job to get by without it now.'
âIt did before,' remarked Crosby mulishly.
âI suppose the end product is getting better all the time,' said Sloan hastily, though surely he had read somewhere, hadn't he, that what really mattered was a better mousetrap.
âResearch,' nodded Wansdyke. âWe do a lot of that here, Inspector.'
âYour aunt was doing some, too, sir, wasn't she?' Sloan trawled the remark in front of Wansdyke.
He wasn't sure what it was that he had expected by way of response. Perhaps the half-deprecating indulgence that grown men usually showed to aunts. George Wansdyke's reaction to what Sloan had said, however, was totally serious.
âShe was indeed. On a most interesting hypothesis, Inspector.'
Sloan waited. Everyone had a different way of describing their own particular crock of gold that lay where the rainbow ended.
âRecovering nitrogen from the atmosphere was what she was aiming at â no less,' said the businessman.
Sloan cleared his throat. âA worthy goal, sir.'
âA great step forward for mankind. That's why my partner â Malcolm Darnley â you may have heard of him, Inspector?'
Sloan nodded.
âHe's devoted to conservation, you know.'
Had Inspector Harpe been present he would no doubt have ground his teeth. Sloan contented himself with admitting that he knew Malcolm Darnley by reputation.
âWell, he feels so strongly about these things that he too was quite happy to let Beatrice use our laboratory facilities at the weekend.'
âAnd had she found it â what she was looking for?'
âThe sixty-four thousand dollar question, you might say,' observed Crosby easily from the sidelines.
Sloan drew breath to speak. That was
lèse-majesté
, pure and simple.
âIf she had,' said Wansdyke lightly, âshe hadn't told me.'
âYour research â¦'
âTied up with development,' said the businessman. âOurs and other people's. There doesn't seem to be any danger of people not wanting synthetic resins for the rest of my lifetime, and my son's either.'
Running out of crime was one thing they didn't have to worry about down at the police station. There'd be plenty for his son to take care of, too. If he had a son.
Crosby started on another objection. âBut â¦'
âAt least,' intervened Sloan hastily, âplastic lasts. Not like some things these days.'
âQuite,' said George Wansdyke briskly. He straightened the blotter on his desk. âNow what can I do for you two gentlemen?'
âWhat we'd really like, sir,' said Sloan frankly, âis the key to your aunt's house.'
âOh?'
âSomething's â er â turned up.'
âWhat?'
âHer dog.'
âHow?' asked Wansdyke, startled.
âDead.'
âGood Lord.'
âDead and buried, actually.'
âBeatrice must have found it herself, then,' said Wansdyke, relaxing.
âMust she, sir?'
âWe looked for it everywhere after ⦠when ⦠after we found Beatrice.'
âDid you, sir? It was in the garden.'
âWe thought it must have just run away.'
âNo,' said Sloan thoughtfully, âI don't think that's what happened.' His grandmother had been enough of a sentimentalist to have a copy of Sir Edwin Landseer's painting of a dog called âThe Old Shepherd's Chief Mourner' in her front parlour. It had made a great impression on him as a small child.
âWe were afraid it was hungry or frightened,' said Wansdyke. âBriony was quite worried in case it was suffering.'
âIt didn't seem to have suffered a lot,' replied Sloan tangently.
âGood. What with poor Beatrice herself â¦'
âQuite.'
âIt never rains but it pours, doesn't it?' observed Crosby chattily.
Wansdyke turned his gaze towards the detective-constable. âThat's true.'
âSo,' said Sloan, rising to his feet, âwe thought we would just check that everything was all in order round there, if that's all right with you, sir.'
âOf course.' The businessman felt in his pocket for the keys. âThe electricity and water are off at the main but not the gas â¦'
âNurse! Nurse! Nurse Petforth â¦'
âComing.'
âNurse!'
âWhat is it?'
âSister wants you.'
Briony Petforth straightened her cap in a purely reflex action before she looked round. âWhere is she?'
One of Sister Fleming's most notable administrative qualities was that of always seeming able to materialize anywhere on the ward without warning.
âHer office.'
Briony automatically smoothed her apron as she hurried there.
âA telephone call for you, Nurse,' said Sister, oozing disapproval. âIt should not be necessary for me to have to remind you that nurses on duty are not expected to receive telephone calls.'
âNo, Sister.'
âExcept of an urgent personal nature about family matters.'
âYes, Sister.'
âThe caller,' she said, âinsists on speaking to you.'
âThank you, Sister.'
Sister Fleming gave her a curious look and handed over the telephone receiver.
âBriony?' said a man's voice. âIs that you? This is George Wansdyke.'
âYes?' she said cautiously. Sister Fleming was sitting at her desk only inches away.
âLook here, I've just had the police round at the office asking for the key of Ridley Road.' Wansdyke lowered his voice. âI've given it to them, naturally, but I'm worried about Nick.'
âYes,' she said dully, âso am I.'
âHe's disappeared from his job on the motorway site. I checked.'
âI know,' she said miserably.
âAnd as far as I can make out from the layabouts there he's left that dreadful squat in Luston, too.'
âI expect he's sleeping rough again,' she said without thinking.
Sister Fleming lifted her head.
âOr else he's found somewhere else to stay,' she added hastily.
âAnd,' added Wansdyke, âthey've found the dog.'
âIsolde!' exclaimed Briony. âWhere?'
âBuried in the garden,' said George Wansdyke.
âBuried in the garden!' cried Briony. âDead, you mean?'
Sister Fleming's eyebrows almost reached her starched cap.
âDead, I do mean,' said Wansdyke grimly.
âBut who ⦠how ⦠why?'
Sister Fleming wasn't even troubling to conceal her interest now.
âI don't know,' said Wansdyke, âand I don't want to start guessing.'
Detective-Inspector Sloan had not expected to be back at the hospital again quite so soon. This time he had Detective-Constable Crosby with him.
âWhich way, sir?'
âAh,' murmured Sloan, âyou have a point there. Think of the place as a maze with a man in the middle â a man we want to talk to. His name is Elspin â Dr Roger Elspin.'
Miss Wansdyke's house in Ridley Road had been unrevealing. Neat and tidy but unyielding of clues to a quarter of a million pounds. And no ransom notes had been immediately visible â for the dog or anyone else. He was momentarily tempted to wonder if Ted Blake's wife had made a mistake in what she had overheard â until he remembered the absent insulin. Dr Dabbe didn't make mistakes.
âThere's an enquiry desk over there, sir,' said Crosby.
There was also an exceedingly attractive young receptionist sitting at it.
âNo,' said Sloan thoughtfully, âI think not.'
Verbal enquiries for a doctor by members of the constabulary on duty seldom did that doctor's reputation any good. Besides, Sloan was as curious as anyone else. He wanted to see where the symbolic direction signs got Crosby.
âWe could have him called,' suggested the detective-constable, whose own personal radio was a perpetual anathema to him. âLet Big Brother find him for us.'
âWe'll find him ourselves,' said Sloan decisively, âand then we'll have a nice quiet chat.'
âQuiet, sir? Here?'
The constable had a point. The one thing the hospital wasn't was quiet.
âThey could do with their “Hospital â Quiet Please” sign inside here,' remarked Crosby. âNot out on the road.'
âIt isn't there,' remarked Sloan. âNot any more.'