Authors: Catherine Aird
âMalcolm Darnley of Wansdyke and Darnley?'
Sloan nodded. âYou see, sir, when I came to think of it, it was the only thing that hadn't happened yet.'
âWhat was?'
âHis coming home tomorrow ⦠today, I mean.' That reminded Sloan of something. âSir, I must be getting back to the hospital as quickly as I can.'
âWhat had his coming home got to do with Beatrice Wansdyke?' insisted Leeyes. You didn't get to be superintendent without being able to override the wishes of other people when it suited you.
âI'm not quite sure ⦠yet ⦠it was something Crosby said.'
âCrosby?' echoed Leeyes in tones of pure disbelief.
âAbout the source of the money.'
âOut of the mouths of babes,' conceded Leeyes.
âIf it wasn't inheritance or the proceeds of a tidy-sized job â¦' Babes. Sloan kept still with difficulty. He shouldn't be here at all, really. Not now.
âWe know it wasn't any of them,' said Leeyes impatiently. âWe checked on all those early on.' That âearly on' was Tuesday and today was Thursday surprised neither of them. Each criminal investigation had its own timetable: Sloan would not be surprised to know that someone was still looking for Jack the Ripper. There might even be a warrant out for Cain â¦
âSo,' went on Sloan, âwhen Crosby said what about it being big business money â¦'
âI suppose,' mused the Superintendent, âwhen you think of some payroll snatches â¦'
âBig business wouldn't think that sort of money so very out of the way,' pursued Sloan. âAt least, I don't think it would.' He had himself been schooled on the principle that murder most foul could be done for a hat-pin let alone a hat but it didn't mean that there wasn't an opposite end to the same scale.
âSo?' Orders of magnitude didn't interest the Superintendent.
âThe only business round here that had anything to do with the case is â'
âI know,' growled Leeyes. âDon't tell me.'
âWansdyke and Darnley.'
Leeyes grunted. âThat well-known Berebury firm.'
âWell-known in the plastics field, anyway,' said Sloan. He'd been doing what research he could in the last half-hour.
âI don't see the connection,' objected Leeyes.
âNeither do I, sir, yet.'
âAnd I thought â' Leeyes was adept at shifting responsibility whenever he could â âfrom what you said that George Wansdyke was about the only one who didn't stand to benefit from what his aunt left in her will.'
âThat was the beauty of the whole thing, sir,' breathed Sloan, spoiling the effect by adding in a cautionary way, âI think.'
Leeyes started to raise an objection.
âI'm hoping,' interposed Sloan swiftly, âthat a chat with Malcolm Darnley will put us in the picture.'
âAnd in the meantime?'
Sloan told him exactly what he proposed doing in the meantime.
Margaret Sloan wasn't asleep any longer.
Far from it.
Sloan had begun to frame uncertain sentences as he hurried along the corridor to the maternity unit. They faded from his lips as he entered the delivery room.
âMargaret â¦'
She put out her hand.
âYou got my message,' he began as he stepped swiftly to her side.
He had sent Crosby down from Fleming Ward with it, reckoning that, next to a white coat, the wearing of pyjamas, dressing-gown and bandage gave one the easiest entree to almost everywhere in the hospital. Almost everywhere. Not to this ward, of course. He'd have got as far as the door, though. Even Crosby.
His wife looked at him almost without recognition, her mind elsewhere.
âA job,' he said uneasily. âI was on a job.'
Wordlessly she tightened her grip on his hand.
Someone masked and gowned told him where to stand. He looked up. The voice behind the mask was familiar. He'd heard it before.
âInspector Sloan, I presume,' said the man.
He nodded. It was like studying an Identikit picture without hair, nose, and chin: and as tantalizing.
Margaret Sloan was trying to say something.
He immediately turned back to her.
At first no sound came.
He put his head near her lips.
âNever off-duty,' she whispered, âare you?'
âMy dearest love â¦'
He started to perspire.
Those lonely souls who had never travelled far in love missed this road too.
The midwife was saying something behind her mask now.
Sloan moistened his lips. A man tended to forget that the Ship of Felicity once embarked upon berthed here. He wondered if a woman ever did.
âComing up to crowning, Doctor,' said the midwife more clearly.
So this was what they meant by that.
Love's majesty wore a crown and this was it.
He found himself taking deep gulps of breath, matching Margaret's. The French had a word for the pain that husbands suffered ⦠someone had once told him what it was.
Couvade
. It had had no meaning at the time.
There was a moment not long after that when it crossed Sloan's mind that being born from Adam's rib in a deep sleep must be a better way than this â¦
Once he remembered looking at his watch but it meant nothing now: time didn't enter this world.
It was Thursday, that was all.
Thursday's child has far to go.
A sudden scurrying among the professionals told him that this child â Thursday's child â his child â was making a move.
It was just a little later when, though he didn't realize it in so many words, Sloan became deeply committed to the Classical Greek School of Midwifery. Had anyone asked him then and there he would have opted for his child springing â like Athena â fully armed from the forehead of Zeus.
Presently that feeling, too, passed when they all â man, woman and child â became submerged in a welter of clinical activity and ordinary human excitement.
Then the man in the mask spoke again. He recognized the voice now. It belonged to Dr Roger Elspin. He said, âInspector Sloan, you have a son.'
It didn't seem wholly right that the first person to congratulate him should be a furtive little man lurking outside in the maternity ward corridor.
âWhat are you doing here, Larky?' asked Sloan from all the eminence of cloud nine.
âSame as you, Inspector. Being a father.'
âI'll tell the midwife to keep an eye on her watch.'
âNot on my account. I'm going straight these days,' insisted Larky Nolson earnestly. âHonest.'
âHonest? You wouldn't know the meaning of the word, Larky â¦' Sloan floated on.
And the second person: a detective-constable with a bandage round his head. But fully dressed now. Sloan seized on him.
âCome on, Crosby. We know where to go now.'
âDo we, sir? Which way?'
âWansdyke and Darnley's, of course. Where else did you think?'
There was a little portable radio on George Wansdyke's desk in his office. It was tuned in to the programme which broadcast snippets of news as they came in and the latest news every hour on the hour. In between news flashes and weather reports a disc jockey played pop record after pop record. There was, however, no one in the office listening to it.
âHe was here a minute ago,' insisted a mystified secretary. âIf you'll just wait I'll check to see if he's gone through to the works.'
âThank you,' said Sloan, moving over to Wansdyke's desk. There was just one memo on it. It was handwritten and was addressed to Bill Benfleet, Public Relations Manager, and was from George Wansdyke, Joint Managing Director. It was marked U
RGENT
and it read:
Subject: Tomorrow's new product announcement. This is to be cancelled forthwith and all press releases and publicity material recalled at once.
Detective-Inspector Sloan motioned Crosby to collect the memo. âWe'll need that,' he said.
âExhibit A,' commented Crosby. âIt's the only one we've got.'
âThere's an empty insulin bottle,' Sloan reminded him, âand some explosive clamped to a car â¦'
âAnd a dead dog,' added Crosby lugubriously. âI'd forgotten Isolde.'
âA funny mixture, I grant you.' Sloan frowned. âI reckon this memo was meant to be sent as soon as Wansdyke heard news of the explosion and his partner's death on the radio.'
âAnd it didn't come.' Crosby grinned. âDid it?'
âWe can't find Mr Wansdyke,' said the secretary, coming back into the room. âI've tried Research and Development â he's often there â and the lab and the moulding shop â¦'
A telephone rang. She picked it up. âWhen ⦠when? Oh, I see. Thank you ⦠I'll tell him.' She put down the receiver. âThat was the man on the gate. He says Mr Wansdyke left just after you arrived, Inspector, by car.'
âWhich way did he go?' interrupted Crosby.
âHe says he took the Kinnisport Road â¦'
âThe hoverport,' said Sloan quickly. âHe won't get far.'
The subsequent road chase made traffic history in the County of Calleshire.
âI take it,' said Superintendent Leeyes coldly later that morning, âthat you are prepared to appease Inspector Harpe. I shall reprimand Constable Crosby myself.'
âWe got our man,' said Sloan simply. It was the police exegesis.
Crosby's turn of speed at the wheel had indicated complete recovery from his head injuries. George Wansdyke's could only point to total guilt. The latter was, however, not saying anything to anyone.
âWhich means,' declared Leeyes heavily, âthat you'll have to do the explaining, Sloan.'
âIt's easier now that I've had a word with Malcolm Darnley,' admitted Sloan. âIt was guesswork until then.'
Leeyes waited.
âIt all happened the way it did,' began Sloan slowly, âbecause Malcolm Darnley had a business trip scheduled to the States.'
âGo on.'
âThat meant that George Wansdyke couldn't kill him when he wanted to.'
âHard luck,' said Leeyes vigorously.
âHe just wasn't there to be killed,' said Sloan. âIt all hung on that.'
âYou couldn't be over-simplifying things, could you?' enquired the Superintendent sarcastically. âWhy should Darnley come home and be killed?'
âNot long before he went off on this trip,' said Sloan, âthe firm of Wansdyke and Darnley came up with a discovery â¦'
âNot Miss Wansdyke's do-it-yourself kit for making money out of air?'
âNo. A discovery about plastic â an important one.'
âAh, now we're getting somewhere.'
âThat's what Malcolm Darnley and George Wansdyke thought â each in his own way.' Sloan paused. âThe trouble was that their ways were different ones.'
âIt happens with partners,' said Leeyes sagely. âThey don't always see eye to eye.'
Sloan cleared his throat. âThat was a bit of an understatement in this case.'
âEspecially marriage partners.'
âThe discovery,' said Sloan hastily, âaccording to Malcolm Darnley was both socially important and highly marketable.'
âBound to be troublesome, then,' said Leeyes cynically.
âNot so much a discovery,' Sloan forged on, âas a new process involving a ⦠a â¦' he shot a quick glance down at his notebook ⦠âa synergist.'
Superintendent Leeyes did not speak. He just looked.
âIt's like a catalyst but different,' faltered Sloan. It was no use. You couldn't bone up on someone else's trade over the telephone in a few minutes especially when that person had just escaped death by a whisker and naturally wanted to know why. âA catalyst,' he continued in an unusually hortatory manner, âcauses a reaction but remains unchanged by it.'
âAnd a synergist?' enquired Leeyes silkily.
âCauses a reaction but is itself changed in the process. It â er â potentiates things.'
âLike murder?'
âThis ⦠ingredient â¦' That was an easier word altogether. He would use it from now on. âThe ingredient,' he forged on, âused in this new process they'd stumbled on will make some sorts of plastic eventually decay.'
âIs that good or bad?' As far as the Superintendent was concerned it was a black and white world.
âUsed plastic is a great problem to society,' said Sloan, parrot-like. Listening to Malcolm Darnley was infectious. âYour old yoghurt carton stands to last longer than the Sphinx â¦'
âWell?'
âWith this ingredient built in it would gradually become ⦠er â¦' he hesitated before introducing yet another new word ⦠âdegradable and so decay.'
Leeyes, however, wasn't thinking about words. âThis process, Sloan, was worth money?'
âBig money,' agreed Sloan tacitly.
âA quarter of a million pounds' worth of money?'
âPrecisely, sir.' He coughed. âExactly, you might say.'
âWhat then,' asked Leeyes simply, âwas the problem?'
Detective-Inspector Sloan felt a momentary pang of sympathy for George Wansdyke as he tried to explain. âMalcolm Darnley was a conservation buff, sir. Mad about preserving the countryside.'
âWe all know that,' said Leeyes. âWhat about it?'
âMalcolm Darnley,' said Sloan impressively, âthought that the world should have the process free.'
â
Pro bono publico
,' breathed Leeyes, awestruck, âinstead of a quarter of a million pounds?'
âNo more plastic cups in the Channel,' said Sloan, echoing a fanatic. âNo more cows choking to death on plastic bags left in a field. Less detritus for eternity.'
The Superintendent was considering something quite different â something more in his own line. âThere are more ways than one of killing the golden goose,' he said. Smaller rubbish dumps didn't excite him. Murder did.