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Authors: Aimee Horton
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Survival of the Ginnest (11 page)
October 3, 2010 at
8:55
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Dottie
Harris
has given up on "nesting".
October 3, 2010 at
15:21
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Dottie
Harris
was stupid to think that locking The Monster’s Lego
in the bathroom would encourage him to nap. How she didn't think
about the other 8 million toys is beyond her.
October 4, 2010 at
13:06
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Dottie
Harris
is adding extra spice to tonight’s curry.
October 4, 2010 at
19:00
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Dottie
Harris
- door shelf on fridge containing milk and juice
breaks and falls to floor + fatty who can't bend with no kitchen
roll = pissed off pregnant woman.
October 5, 2010 at
18:36
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Dottie
Harris
is hoping that the mixture of CBeebies and Disney
will babysit The Monster today.
October 6, 2010 at
9:05
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Harris
hearts
The
Apprentice
big time. So many idiots, so
many stupid statements.
October
6, 2010 at 21:12
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Harris
has just tried to rearrange the
bedroom furniture, however didn't get very far due to weak girly
muscles and too many clothes. You'd think her current ass size
would help her out.
October
7, 2010 at 9:11
2 people like
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Harris
is thinking of just smoking it out
(Who can name the reference?).
October
9, 2010 at 7:23
7 people like
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Harris
is hoping the excitement of picking
up her new car (well new to her) and tumble dryer might just be
rock ’n’ roll enough to tempt this fat baby out of
her!
October
9, 2010 at 12:26
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Harris
hasn’t had the baby yet folks, no
matter how often you keep texting.
October
11, 2010 at 23:11
15 people like
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Harris
is lying on the sofa letting her
son stick stickers on the bump. Anything for a quiet
life!
October
17, 2010 at 20:45
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Harris
is still
pregnant.
October
18, 2010 at 18:11
4 people like
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Harris
is slamming doors and stomping up
the stairs. COME ON BABY.
October
23, 2010 at 12:26
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Harris
is a mummy of TWO! Baby Girl was
born at 14.51 weighing in at a chunky 9lbs 4oz x
October
25, 2010 at 15:57
27 people like
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Harris
has had the gin, has had the
bubbly, has had the runny egg, and has also had the eating
breakfast with one arm. Doh!
October
28, 2010 at 8:22
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Dottie
Harris
is thinking size 0 by Christmas is unlikely given the
fact she can't stop being a big fat pig.
October 30, 2010 at
17:50
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Dottie
Harris
has two little people fast asleep on her. It’s just a
shame she can't reach the remote to change over from CBeebies -
Miss Hoolie is not good for her rage.
October 31, 2010 at
12:51
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Dottie
Harris
has completed bath and bedtime. Time to put her
"comfies" on and open the bar. G&T or wine?
October 31, 2010 at
19:25
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
isn't loving the “toddler getting naked every time
she turns her back” stage.
November 1, 2010 at
10:01
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is snuggling in bed with a sleepy little lady and
finding lots of excuses to stay there!
November 2, 2010 at
9:04
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
isn't eating Halloween chocolates.
November 2, 2010 at
13:23
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Dottie
Harris
must not turn Christmas present shopping into clothes
shopping for her and the kids.
November 4, 2010 at
14:44
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Dottie
Harris
is nervous. The Monster sneaked her can of Diet Coke
away and used it to fill his tea set up.
November 7, 2010 at
17:50
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
thinks that perhaps Auntie Mabel should put more
effort into her song lyrics.
November 8, 2010 at
9:40
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Dottie
Harris
- Caffeine.
November 10, 2010 at
8:06
12 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is disappointed that The Monster doesn't appear to be
getting what a good idea an afternoon nap would be, especially if
he wants to be alive when Daddy gets home.
November 10, 2010 at
12:40
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Dottie
Harris
has just watched The Monster put his dinner in the
bin. So not allowing him to use a grown up chair again.
November 10, 2010 at
16:40
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Dottie
Harris
thinks tonight is going to have to include alcohol
and naughty food of some variety. If they all make it through bath
time alive, that is.
November 10, 2010 at
18:09
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
loves that on nursery days her day doesn't start with
kid’s TV.
November 11, 2010 at
8:28
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has cracked open the final box of "congratulations"
chocolates.
November 11, 2010 at
14:35
6 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has a poorly toddler with a high temperature and a
very chubby baby with a slightly gunky eye. Where can she trade
them in for cute, well models?
November 12, 2010 at
15:56
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is amazed how the person who has had a fairly solid
nights sleep (only interrupted by being told to come to bed when
asleep on the sofa) is having a "well needed" nap, yet the person
surviving on 3.5 hours is still awake doing chores.
November 14, 2010 at
19:23
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is shocked that there isn't a specific hospital for
sufferers of man flu as it's obviously life threatening.
November 15, 2010 at
15:48
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris
hasn't had caffeine yet and it shows.
November 17, 2010 at
8:39
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is not loving that The Monster can now tell on her.
He’s already announced to friend on the phone “Mummy ate my
dinner". No more secret meals for me then. Traitor.
November 17, 2010 at
12:30
6 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is wondering if she can latch The Chubster onto the
husbands nipple so he can do the night feeds and she can
sleep.
November 20, 2010 at
22:39
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris
thinks poo shooter nappies suck at the best of times
but half way through a cold, dark feed is the worst :(
November 22, 2010 at
5:38
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
loves her new washing machine a bit too much, wonder
if the carpet would fit in!
November 22, 2010 at
9:15
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
can't believe her daughter has turned against her and
is delaying gin o'clock with her insistence that she's still hungry
(she's not) and that she's not tired (she is).
November 22, 2010 at
19:58
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is reconsidering revisiting her hamster-type bottle
to crib feeding idea. Dragons’ Den here I come!
November 23, 2010 at
3:34
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
could murder a gingerbread latte, stupid
colic.
November 24, 2010 at
8:42
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is reminding herself that her children are lovely and
she can't leave them outside, free to a good home.
November 24, 2010 at
18:41
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
- gin o'clock.
November 24, 2010 at
19:08
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Dottie
Harris
- Chubs, just because your nappies are disposable
doesn't mean your vests and sleep suits are too.
November 25, 2010 at
8:54
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is excited about seeing snow in 27mins if the BBC
weather site isn't fibbing.
November 25, 2010 at
14:33
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has sick in her bra.
November 26, 2010 at
04:32
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Dottie
Harris
just ooh'd because the CBeebies song has changed to
winter. Bad times, bad times.
November 28, 2010 at
10:02
8 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is wondering how many cups of tea it will take to
feel human again.
November 29, 2010 at
8:09
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Dottie
Harris
has opened the bar and is having a well-deserved
drink.
November 29, 2010 at
19:32
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
only has 3 teabags left.
November 30, 2010 at
8:27
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris
is toddler free - for now!
December 2, 2010 at
8:26
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
loves her kids so much more when they are asleep in
bed.
December 2, 2010 at
20:01
8 people like
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Dottie
Harris
hates it when The Monster wants to help colour in HER
picture :(
December 3, 2010 at
15:03
7 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is disappointed she didn't find the remote control at
the bottom of the toy box after clearing it out. It was her last
hope!
December 3, 2010 at
17:27
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is considering running away to a hotel and sleeping
for a year.
