The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel (47 page)

"Let's get one thing straight! I know that we were charged unfairly, Cornelius tried to poison these two gentlemen and, I poisoned him to defend myself and these two. We discreetly started to walk out of the Alien Estate. We arrived at the doors. All of a sudden, Royal Officers descended and, we were handcuffed and thrown into a sensory deprivation cell. Fortunately, our sensory processes weren't deprived. Then, our charges were read to us. We were not put on trial and, Cornelius sentenced us to life. My two friends next to me were unfortunate and, they were tossed in a horrible hole. We are here to stop Cornelius Von Alien from doing evil towards the Earthlings", answered Light. "Well, there's nothing we can do", replied Spazerstock.

"What do you mean there's nothing we can do?" asked Tom angrily. "Excuse me, children like you should be seen and not heard", replied Marianne. "Who the hell are you calling a child?" asked Tom.

"I am calling you one because you act like one", answered Mrs.

Spazerstock. "If I am able to travel from dimension to dimension to dimension, you can be assured that I am no child. I am a fully grown twenty one year old man. Granted, I didn't graduate from college. In fact, I didn't even go to college. But, I don't think that really does matter. Because most people these days don't go to college. And, any boss will hire anybody. And, oh yeah, another thing is that I have a job. I would really like to know what your job is", replied Tom.

"First thing is that you have a pea brain because you didn't go to college and, you definitely don't know how to speak proper English. Secondly, you don't even know how to think properly because you act like a child. And, thirdly, I don't know why you suspect that I don't have a job. But, I don't think it really matters if I have a job or not. Besides, I know how to fend for myself and, you don't. You can't even enjoy an arugula salad and, I can. I have lived longer than you. So, you are a child and, like I said, 'children like you should be seen and not heard'", said Marianne. "Shut up, you idiot", replied Tom.

Gairdon

It is now five o' clock in the afternoon, GC Time. The trio of fugitives and the two walking stick insects finished the cold, vegetarian dinner. The long ordeal is now about to take a turn. And, the trio of fugitives are getting themselves ready to set off to the Gold and Silver Palace. Everyone just finished the conversation of import.

Light started to get himself ready to travel over to the G and S Palace.

"Adios", said Mrs. Spazerstock. "What does that mean?" asked Tom.

"I can't believe you don't know what that means", answered Spazerstock. "Well, I don't. Is there something wrong with that?"

asked Tom. "Yes, there is. You don't have any good command of any language in any way, shape, or form. You are basically a clown who belongs in a circus", answered Spazerstock.

"Why are you saying that?" asked Tom angrily. "Because, my first impression of you at the door clearly proves that you're a clown.

Face it, your hair looks like a clown's hair. All you have to do is dye it a rainbow color and, then you will really be a true clown", answered Spazerstock. "Yeah, shut up", replied Tom. "Excuse me, who do you think you are by telling me to shut up?" asked Spazerstock. "I don't have to give an explanation to you", answered Tom. "Well, then you'll have to give an explanation to the cops", replied the male, walking stick. "Ooh, I am so scared", said Tom. "Well, you should be because the cops are coming over here to get you", replied Spazerstock. "And, what did I do that made the cops come over?" asked Tom. "You told me to shut up. It is a serious crime that you committed. In this dimension, saying the words 'shut up' or 'be quiet' is illegal. In other words, you basically have no freedom of speech. And, we are not under the jurisdiction of the United Nations’ Declaration of Human Rights", answered Spazerstock.

"Did you even notify the cops?" asked Tom. "No, I didn't; but I will now", answered Spazerstock. "Yeah, prove to me how you will do that", replied Tom. "I have a secret system", said Spazerstock.

"Well, what is your, oh, so, 'seceret system?" asked Tom. "I have a phone. I can easily dial the cops", replied Spazerstock. "Yeah, right.

There's no way that you can call the cops because you have no phone", said Tom. "You're right. I don't have a phone. I was just saying that just to say that to you", replied Spazetstock. "Why did you lie to me?" asked Tom. "Because I am a pathological liar. But, besides that, I have to get a coat from my walk in closet", answered Spazerstock. The male, walking stick is heading down the small, forty eight inch hallway. Tom is waiting in the kitchen. Spazerstock walked into the closet. The closet is covered with regular suit jackets. But, hidden by these suit jackets is a sewage system. He has to climb down a ladder in order to arrive get down there.

Next to the top of the ladder are two three feet tall boots.

These boots are half the height of Spazerstock. He put on the black boots and, climbed down the ladder. As he's climbing down to his last step on the ladder, he slipped on moss and, he fell. A loud splash had just been heard. The water is algae filled. But, yet the water looks to have a rainbow color. Water entered his mouth. He started to get up and, he felt dizzy. He then fell. After a couple of minutes, he managed to spring up. He is amazed at the location. He's grinning in shock. He walked through the tunnel. Splish, splash, splish are the noises that sounded as he's walking. In such a green city, the sewer tunnel looks very urbanized.

The sewage tunnel is made of one hundred and fifty five billion, eight hundred and ninety million, one hundred seventy five thousand, and five hundred and fifty five point five bricks. The floor of the sewer was made of grass. As Spazerstock, walked down into the tunnel, the depth started to increase. All of a sudden, he started sinking within the ground. The terrain changed from grass to quick sand. "Help", he screamed. All of a sudden, five alligators of intimidation surrounded him.

He continued sinking. "Help", he screamed louder. All of a sudden a gigantic, prehistoric looking creature started to walk. Every time he stepped, it sounded like a loud boom. Every time he made a step, the ground would shake. His voice sounds like the voice of monster. His voice is raspy, deep, monstrous, and intimidating. He lives in the swamp near the Emperor's Palace. He is the head of his territory. He has a long snout with twenty teeth present. He stands up like a human and, he is a two legged monster. His green, scaly, slimy, and dirty skin shines in the tunnel. He has two button eyes. Besides featuring teeth on his long snout, there are twenty five teeth in side of his mouth. Fifteen teeth are featured on the top and, ten teeth are featured on the bottom. The teeth are sharper than razors. "I command you five stop circling the bug", he said. He pulled Spazerstock out of the quick sand.

The male, walking stick insect gasped for air. "Who are you?"

the mysterious creature asked. "Spazerstock", the walking stick insect answered. "Well, you are quite an odd creature", replied the sewage tunnel monster. "Now, I would like to know your name", said Spazerstock. "Well, I'm not telling you my name unless you tell me the reason or reasons as to why you came here. Also, I am to know where you came from", replied the sewer creature. "Okay, there are a couple of reasons as to why I came down here", said Spazerstock. The gargantuan, alligator-like creature folded his muscular arms. "And, what do are your reasons for coming down here?" he asked. "The first reason is because somebody told me to 'shut up.' And, the second reason is that I discovered that there is a sewer in my closet, and apparently, you live down here. That is very odd and peculiar", answered Spazerstock.

"And, why do you think it is very peculiar?" asked the sewer monster. "Because, for all of the thirty five years I have been living in my dwelling, I never thought that there'd be a sewer in my closet", answered Spazerstock. "And, oh yeah, you didn't answer my other question", replied the sewer monster. "What was that other question?"

asked Spazerstock. "I would like to know where you came from", answered the monster. "Can you put it in some other words?" asked the walking stick insect. The sewer monster snapped his green, slimy fingers.

"Oh, I guess that you should tell me about your origin", he answered. "I originally come from Starmos City. I moved here after the first alien storm. From there, I was placed in a machine that turned me into an insect from an alien. And, I became a walking stick just like my wife. Right now, I am angry at the government over here because they're going to side with the Earthlings and am a fighter for the royal Starmos government. The alien government should invade Planet Earth and turn all the spoiled brat Earthlings into fine, young gentlemen and ladies", replied Spazerstock. "Now, I will give you my name, which is Monstre. Now, what exactly do you want from me?"

the monster asked. "I hope that you would be willing to imprison an Earthling who told me to shut up and, he's also insane because he wants to make me take sides with the humans", answered Spazerstock.

"I think that'll be hard one. Is there any way that I can get any payment?" asked Monstre. "I don't have any money with me. But, I will give you maybe a token or some sort of a trifle. But, I need you to do my job first so that way none of this info reaches the king", answered Spazerstock. "You're right. You shouldn't have to pre-pay me to do a certain task. I should be willing to do it for you. Besides, I can't stand Emperor Gairdon. I would especially despise him even more if he wanted to declare war on the Starmos Aliens. I also hate Earthlings", replied Monstre. "Thank you so much. Now, can you come with me?" asked Spazerstock. "Sure", answered Monstre. The monster tredged through the sewer. They're conversing as they were walking. "So, who lives with you?" asked Spazerstock. "Nobody, but my five pet crocs. They are not even my pets. Half the time they run wild", answered Monstre. "Interesting. Does it annoy you that they run wild?" asked the male, walking stick. "No, it is not a huge annoyance. In fact, I can't wait for those things to get out of my life.

They are the most annoying creatures on the face of this Earth. I meant of this dimension. Now, I need to ask you a question", answered Monstre.

"And, what would that be?" asked Spazerstock. "Who lives with you?" asked Monstre. "Just my wife. But, I have three visitors and, I want one to be taken away. That's why I want you to come with me", answered Spazerstock. "Now, can you please give me the cues or directions as to what to do with this guy?" asked Monstre. "Okay, I will clap my hands, and you get ready to catch the guy", answered Spazerstock. "And, what will the guy look like?" asked Monstre. "He is a big, basketball player guy. He has chocolate skin that you might want to eat. But, he is very gullible and he can easily be tricked. Good thing I have jackets in the closet", answered Spazerstock. "Well, this might be hard. But, I'm going to try", replied Monstre. The end of the tunnel is present and the ladder is starting to show. "That's home", exclaimed Spazerstock.

"What do you mean?" asked Monstre. "We're at my house", answered the male, walking stick insect. "Well, all I see is a ladder.

This can't possibly be your home", replied Monstre. "Well, it is because I can obviously tell where I leave. I am not oblivious to such a harsh and hopelessly disgusting environment", said Spazerstock.

"Okay", replied Monstre. "Now, do you know what to do?" asked Spazerstock. "Yes", answered Monstre. "Good", replied Spazerstock.

The male, walking stick insect climbed up the ladder. Monstre moved into his position. Spazerstock arrived back in the closet. He emerged from the closet back into the abode. "So, where have you been?"

asked Marianne. "I have been hunting for a gift in the closet for Tom", answered Spazerstock.

"Well, why have you been in this closet for so long?" asked Mrs. Spazerstock. The male, walking stick insect hesitated. "Oh, it must've hard to find the gift. I had to dust it", he answered. Monstre roared. "What's that noises?" asked Marianne. "Uh, that's my stomach. I'm quite hungry", he answered. "Didn't you just eat just now?" asked Mrs. Spazerstock. "Yes. Just call Tom to come over here, already", answered Mr. Spazerstock.
"Not until you give me a good reason", replied Mrs.

Spazerstock. "Because I have to show him a gift", said the male, walking stick insect. "Fine", the insect wife replied. She paused and yelled, "Tom, please come over here." He was mingling with Will and Light. "What do you want?" he asked. "My husband wants to speak to you", she answered. "Okay, is he going to call the cops?" asked Tom.

"No", she answered. He walked up to her. "Where is he?" asked Tom.

"My husband is in that closet over here", answered Marianne. "Why is he over there?" asked the human guest. "Because that's where he is", she answered. "Why is he there?" asked Tom. "I don't know. Just come over there", she answered. "Okay, but this better not be some sort of a trick", replied Tom. He walked to the closet and, made a left turn. From there, he bumped into Spazerstock. "Whoa", yelled Mr.

Spazerstock. "What?" asked Tom. Spazerstock sprung up from the closet floor. "Yeah, the gift is in the corner of the closet. Go check", answered Spazerstock. Tom checked for the gift. "What are you talking about?" he asked. "None of your business", answered Spazerstock. He cold-heartedly pushed Tom. He (Tom) fell into the sewer. And, Monstre caught him. The sewage system beast laughed.

"You would be a good addition to my dessert tonight", he said.

"Why?" asked Tom.

"Because you're made of solid chocolate", answered Monstre.

"Well, why would you want to eat me. Besides, I don't taste good.

And, who are you calling chocolate when you're nothing but a green blob of gelatin?" asked Tom. "What did you just called me?" asked Monstre angrily. "Green blob of gelatin", answered Tom. "Do you even know who you're messing around with?" asked the giant, green monster. "You, I am not that scared of you"", answered Tom. "Well, I think you should be scared because I have been known to eat a lot of folks", replied Monstre. "Guess what?" asked Tom. "What?" asked the sewer monster. "I'm not that scared of you because all you are is a big, fat, whale-headed, alligator teeth blob", answered Tom. "Okay, that's it you're coming with me", replied the monster. "Yeah, no I'm not", said Tom angrily. "Oh, yes, you definitely coming with me", replied the monster. The monster held Tom upside down. The cruel, cold, underworld beast ran back to his lair. The monster and Tom vanished.