The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel (44 page)

"Right here", answered Will. He presented the male fox with the filled matchbox and the kerosene. "Good job. At least, you have the things that I needed", replied Jack. Will walked down the shale stairs, past the dining table, and he placed the kerosene and loaded matchbox in front of the primary pit. Jack entered the kitchen a couple of minutes after Will. He (Jack) arrived at the primary pit. "The kerosene and matchbox is all ready for you. Now, what you'll have to do is to dump the kerosene into the pit, light one of the twelve matches, and, ignite the fire", said Will. "Thank you very much.

You're a very chivalrous man", replied Jack. "Your welcome, no problem", said Will. "No, you really went beyond what I told you and, you're a really chivalrous guy", replied Jack.

"Thank you", said Will. He sat down at the stone table. Jack walked over to the pantry to retrieve the two-pronged, metallic can opener. It is a challenge for him to open the kerosene can. He finally managed to get the can open after five attempts. He dumped the kerosene in the primary firepit. From there, he opened the loaded matchbox, lit one of the matches, and tossed it on the poured kerosene. A massive fire ignited in the pit. Fortunately, the fire didn't cause an effect to the rest of the house. He retrieved his clay-iron pan and brought it over to the dining table. "What ya' doin' with that pan?"

asked Tom. "Cooking the waffles", answered Jack.

The male fox retrieved the waffles. He is cooking the waffles on the clay-iron pan. From there, he returned to the pantry to get the two rugged, clay pots. He opened the grits and the oatmeal and placed the two different products in two different pots. The food was cooking. BANG, BANG, BANG! The wooden front door is suddenly making a loud noise. "What's going on?" asked Light nervously. Jack walked away from the primary pit. "I don't know what that chaotic loud banging noise is. But, it sounds pretty absurd. There must be a crazy nut job behind the door", he answered. "Who's that dud behind the door?" asked Tom. Will started to walk back up the stairs nervously. "Why are you going up?" asked Jack. "Because I think I know who it is behind the door", answered Will. The banging is increasing in volume.

"Let me in", shouted the mysterious one behind the door.

"No", replied Will. The benevolent alien looked through the hole in the door. The one behind the door is the enormous officer, who tried to apprehend Will. "Let me in", shouted Brutis, the Starmos officer.

"No", yelled Will nervously. "What do you mean, 'no'?" asked the officer angrily. "No means know, you stupid, clobberhead, dingohead", answered Will. "What did you just call me?" asked the officer angrily. "You heard me", answered Will.

"That's it. You're going down. You are nothing but a little instigator", replied the officer. "Oh, I'm so scared", said Will sarcastically. "You better be scared", replied the officer. Brutis started to punch the weak wooden door. After three punches, his fist started to show through the door. He punched the door one more time. The wooden door just fell. His face started to show. The officer tried to crawl through the door. It is a struggle for him to enter the house. He managed to make it halfway through the door. Finally, he is stuck in the middle of the door because he has a forty inch, round stomach.

"The beast is in. Get a crowbar or a broom", shouted Will. "Who are you calling a beast?" asked the alien officer.

"I am, and there's nothing you can do about it 'cause you're stuck there", answered Will. Tom walked up the stairs with a broom and, he gave the broom to the benevolent alien. "Now, it is time to give you a taste of some medicine", said Will. "And, what kind of medicine would that be?" asked Brutis. "The Broom and some other type of a thing", answered Will. He started to strike the officer with the broom. After being struck, thirty times with the broom the officer did not get injured in any way shape or form. "Looks like your method didn't work", said the smart aleck officer.

"Really, so you think that I am this weak guy. Wait to see what's next", replied Will. "Ooh, I'm so scared", said the officer sarcastically. "You better be scared", replied Will. The innocent alien fugitive dashed back down the stairs. He retrieved the remains of the kerosene can. There is a scarce amount of liquid in the kerosene can.

"Why are you getting the kerosene can?" asked Light. "Because, I need to do something important", answered Will. The benevolent alien dashed back up the stairs to the door where Brutis is stuck. "So, what do you think you can do now?" asked Will.

"I guess nothing", answered the husky alien officer. "That's right. I have full control over you", replied Will. "Okay", said the officer. "Here's a can of soda. Drink it", demanded Will. The alien gave the can of kerosene to the officer to drink. The officer ingested the kerosene liquid and, the drink digested in his stomach. He belched a huge flame of fire. The belch launched the officer five hundred feet backwards. "Goodbye, you crazy jerk face", said Will. It is a huge amount of solace that the brutal alien officer is now out of sight. The benevolent alien retrieved the door that is off of the hinge. He placed the door in front of the thirty six inch opening.

He returned down to the kitchen. The food was ready to be eaten. Breakfast has been cooked. "Would you mind getting the dishes and bowls?" asked Jack. "No, I wouldn't mind", answered Will.

"Okay, they're over there", said Mr. Woodston, who pointed to the pantry. The chivalrous alien retrieved the pottery plates and the clay bowls. He then set the table. From there, he retrieved the pots of grits and oatmeal and, he placed the two bowls on the table first. That's the appetizer. Everyone filled their bowls of either the grits dish or the oatmeal dish. Jack sat down. "Will, can tell me about the encounter you had with that arrogant officer?" he (Jack) asked.

"Well, let's start off with this. I was walking around to get your kerosene and matchbox. I found a tent that showed the appearance of a mobile hardware store. This tent featured a number of items. I found the kerosene without a problem. But, finding the matches was a mind twisting situation. I opened his tent to make sure that no one was present. Luckily, the tent was unoccupied. From there, I entered the tent. This tent featured many items from simple items like nails to complex items like power drills. I ransacked the tent and, I finally found the loaded matchbox. I left the tent. The surrounding area of the tent was disorganized. I walked away from the tent. I was being followed by a royal officer from Starmos City.

All of a sudden, this officer flashed a machete in front of me.

This man was a gargantuan like a beastly Lion. He was intimidating and nasty. I introduced myself to him basically, incriminating myself.

He introduced himself by the name of Brutis. From there, he wanted me to shake his hand. Of course, being the gullible one, I shook his right hand. He handcuffed my right hand. From there, he wanted me to shake his left hand. But, I ran away from the officer and I jumped into the valley over here. The officer asked for my location. I lied to him and said that I was by the pond. From there, I ran into your dwelling. And, you know what happened", answered Will.

He asked, "Does anyone have any questions regarding this?"

"I've got one", answered Tom. "Yes", replied Will. "While you were at it. Did you get a Cup O' Joe?" asked Tom. "No, I didn't. And, also, that was not necessary to ask", answered Will. "Now, does anybody have any other questions that are not stupid?" he asked. "Yes", answered Light. "And, what would that be?" asked Will. "I would like to know if you were at any close calls with this crazy nut job", said Light.

"Oh, I had plenty of close calls. The first one was with the machete. I don't think that I would've survived if I was oblivious to my environment. The second close call was when this crazy crackpot tried to apprehend me because I gave him the handshake. I should have never shaken his hand. Finally, the third close call was me hiding in the valley. He was clearly able to see me hide in the valley and yet, he was gullible enough to walk to the placid pond", replied Will. "Did you learn anything from these instances?" asked Jack. "Oh, I learned plenty of lessons", answered Will.

"And, would you tell me about the lessons that you've learned from this incident?" asked Mr. Woodston. "Sure, the things that I learned from this incident were not to be so quick to shake everybody's hand, know who to respect and who not to respect, and know your friends and, know the fiends", answered Will. "Well, it's a good thing that you learned from this issue. This issue shall be an important life lesson for you, boy", replied Jack. "Why would you say such a thing?" asked Will. "Because, I guess once in a while or, in everything you do there a lessons that one must learn in life", answered Jack. "Do you think that you're some wise spirit?" asked Will. "No, I am just Jack Woodston", answered the male fox.

"Now, I need to ask you if there's any way to rescue this city from the brute aliens?" asked Will. "Well, there's one way that you can", answered Jack. "What way is that?" asked Tom. "Wait and I will fetch a plan over for you", answered Jack. "Okay", replied Tom. Jack walked down the hallway to his personal closet which is adjacent to his bedroom. This closet features jackets and different flat hats.

Hidden in the back of the closet is an important parchment scroll, that's tied together by a ribbon.

Jack Woodston retrieved the parchment scroll. This scroll had the appearance of a worn-out, dusty piece of paper. But, yet it has never been used. The male fox walked over to the table with this scroll. He placed the paper of importance on top of the shale stone dining table. "Well, guys, here's the important paper", he said ecstatically. He removed the ribbon from the scroll. All of a sudden, the scroll started to open on its own. This event is out of the ordinary and, it's a far cry from dullness. The supernatural started to occur. The scroll featured a map, directions, and orders.

The orders are in a numerical list. Light read the scroll stated to the viewer:
Sir or Ma'am, master or mistress, madam or sir, and lady or gentleman, this message is an important message for you.

Now, you will have to say 'Methusa Medusula, come out of the Earth, emerge from the walls. May your the honorable witch, Strega Emerge."
All of a sudden the ground started to shake like a supermassive Earthquake. The rocky floor started to crack and, a witch started to emerge from the ground. This witch looks as light as a fluorescent lightbulb and, she lit up the cave. She is wearing a green, snake skin, cloak. She has hair as white as an albino rabbit.

"Who is this?" she asked. Everyone introduced themselves.

"Now, I can see that you called me to come over here. What exactly do you want?" she asked. "I need your help. You see these three guys have a problem. Their problem is that aliens from Starmos City are coming after them because of an arbitrary government. They were arrested and escaped. Right now, the alien city is in chaos and they're soon going to bring their troubles to our planet. The point of them doing this is to hunt their three fugitives down. They're right in front of you and, they're innocent ones", answered Jack. "Now, I'm just wondering, how did you meet these three?" asked Strega.

"I was walking by the placid pond to walk up to Hunter Lake.

From there, I met four fellows. I was creeped out by the alien sitting next to me initially, Tom, was scared of me because I am a talking fox, the mayor thought he was superior to me, and I was just a loner walking in the woodlands. Then, Will, the benevolent alien sitting next to me decided to help me go for a fish. And, due to his strength, we caught a Sockeye Salmon Fish. Tom fell through the roof here on top of my traitor ex-wife. And, this is how I met these three", answered Jack. The witch pointed to Will.

"I need to ask you a question", she said. "And, what would that be?" asked Will. "Would you mind giving me a story about what has been going on in Starmos City?" asked Strega. "Sure", answered Will. He paused.

"Now, Starmos City is my birthplace because you can tell by the out of the ordinary color of my skin. I am Cornelius Von Alien's distant cousin, who was invited to work at the Alien Estate. Cornelius Von Alien, I discovered, was a tyrannical brute who tried to poison two gentle fellows. And, that was when I disowned my distant cousin.

From there, he tried to make me poison the two guests who were visiting. Instead, I poisoned him. He fell unconscious. Light, Tom, and I decided to flee the estate discreetly without getting caught by some Royal Guard. We arrived at the two gigantic doors. All of a sudden, a group of twenty five Royal Guards came swarming down.

From there, we were shackled and tossed into a pitch black, sensory depriving holding cell. Fortunately, our senses weren't deprived. Each one of us was taken to his court at a different time. We were read our charges and then arbitrarily sentenced to life in the hole without parole. I managed to escape because I slipped my shackles. I stayed at the government owned, luxurious Star Hotel for a temporary amount of time. After nearly an hour or two of staying at the hotel, I ran back over to the estate, where the my two fellow fugitives were in captivity in the hole. From there, I liberated them and, now, we are over here in California County. There's more to this story. But, I don't want to get too involved in the drama", answered Will. "Before, I cast the good spell on you guys, you must tell me the whole story, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God.This guy didn't admit fully to telling the whole story. Now, Tom, I would love it if you please tell me the rest of the story", replied Strega.

"Now, this is what happened, we were free men. But, there was a prosecutor reporting on our escape from the Alien Estate. We disguised ourselves to coax her into thinking that we're fellow prosecutors. She fell for us being prosecutors. From there, she welcomed us into her van, which looked really nice. However, the only problem that I had with her besides the want for the prosecution prosecute me is that, she was very arrogant and condescending, especially to her fellow co-workers and camera crew members. She had a nasty and disrespectful demeanor. She would treat her employees like slaves. But, yet she was nice to us. She was especially nasty to the chef who decided to put some sort of poison in her food.