The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous (16 page)

    'They'll all be bopping around in black leather and T-shirts. You'll stand out much better,' added Ferdie as he straightened Lysander's new blue silk tie.

    'Oh, Laysander,' gasped Marigold from the darkness at the top of the stairs.' Ay've never seen you in a suit before.' 'Everyone'll think I've stolen it,' Lysander squinted at himself in the hall mirror. 'You look scrumptious.'

    It was true. As decent tailoring hides a multitude of turns on a middle-aged body, it can also marvellously elongate a broad-shouldered, willowy figure. On Lysander, the suit

    seemed to dance.

    'Well, come on down, Marigold. Let's have a look at you,' ordered Ferdie. 'Jesus,' he caught his breath, 'you

    have worked hard.'

    For the most gorgeous legs encased in black fishnet were coming down the stairs. Above them Marigold was wearing the black shorts Lysander had given her on Valentine's Day, a white silk shirt and a black velvet coat slung over her shoulders.

    Meeting her at the bottom, Ferdie took her hand and raised it to his lips. 'You look sensational,' he said slowly. 'Marilyn Monroe's face and body on Marlene Dietrich's

    legs.' "

    'Whay, thank you, Ferdie.'

    'And you've got into my black shorts.' Lysander gave

    a whoop.

    'And look what I've borrowed from Cartier's for you to pretend Lysander's just given you.' Ferdie pinned a diamond brooch in the shape of a key on her velvet lapel. 'Now take off your wedding-ring, and remember to look

    happy.'

    'It'll be strange not being a waife,' said Marigold, sliding off the huge diamond and putting it in her handbag. 'Ay tried so hard to be the perfect company waife. Ay wore Jaegar shirtwaisters and never yawned or swore or smoked too much. Ay always read Billboard and The Gramophone so Ay could talk to reviewers and distributors. Ay even trayed to laike Grand Opera.'

    'Well, it's high time,' Ferdie undid two more buttons of her silk shirt, 'you kicked over the Traceys, or Nikkis.'

    'Don't worry,' said Lysander, seeing Marigold trembling at Nikki's name. 'I'll stay superglued to you all evening and

    so will every man in the room you

    look so beautiful.'The one person not allowed to make an entrance at the party, which was held in a large blacked-out film studio in Soho, was Georgie Maguire herself. Her husband, who believed punctuality was next to Godliness, made sure she was there twenty minutes before kick-off, only to find the place deserted except for a handful of technicians up ladders adjusting spotlights, and softening the filters on the camera lights which hung from

    the ceiling.

    To emphasize the marine theme of the album, a large papier-mache rock had been plonked in the middle of the room. A cardboard lighthouse flashed on and off in one corner. Lobster pots had been placed round the walls from which hung fishermen's nets, cut-outs of fish sea-horses with lit-up eyes and clumps of seaweed which were beginning to smell.

    Monitors showed the same clip of Georgie clinging voluptuously to the rock. Waitresses wearing matelot jerseys and bell-bottoms, many of whom remembered Georgie from the sixties, crunched around a floor littered with sea-shells and sand, making up a rum punch and putting out glasses. Caterers, who were knocking up a sea-food buffet, crept out of the kitchen wiping prawn juice on their aprons to have a gawp.

    'It all looks wonderful. If only I was slim enough to wear horizontal stripes! You've gone to so much trouble.' Georgie drifted among them in tearful ecstasy, captivating, flattering, signing autographs, then adding to Guy in an undertone, 'and absolutely no-one's going to turn up.'

    Then, because Guy hadn't given her time to get ready she shot into the Ladies to titivate.

    Immediately she was joined by a girl in a dark blue velvet dress with a pie-frill collar, which flattened her breasts and stopped at mid-calf above sensible, medium-heeled shoes. Blond hair, held in place by a black velvet band, emphasized a long nose and a thin beige predatory face, giving the distinct impression of the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood trying to pass himself off as Alice in Wonderland.

    'Hi, Georgie,' said the blonde in a deep, put-on voice. 'I'm Nikki, Larry Lockton's PA. We met when you came to the office.'

    'Oh, right,' said Georgie, who didn't remember at all. 'How nice to see you. God, I'm nervous.'

    Not nearly as nervous as I am, thought Nikki, trying to soften the black kohl round her eyes with a shaking finger.

    Ever since Larry had been to see Marigold last week he'd been tetchy and withdrawn and the weekend with the boys had been disastrous, not to mention the mud all over her new cream carpet. To cap it there'd been a piece in the Daily Mail that morning about the way the careers of high flyers took a dive when they left their wives for bimbos. Nikki's aim tonight was therefore to look even more wifely than Marigold.

    Georgie, who loathed being talked to when she was getting ready, was trying to secure her newly washed hair, which Guy had insisted she wore up to banish any sixties hippy image. She wished this silly girl, who was now rabbiting on about the wonders of Paradise, would go away.

    'You must drop in if you're ever in the area again,' murmured Georgie.

    It was her standard response to any fan. She would have died if they'd taken her up on it.

    'We'd like that, Georgie,' said Nikki. Little do you know, she thought, that I'm going to be your neighbour and the wife of your record producer, able to control yourfat advances. Then she added out loud, 'I'm dead excited about meeting Rannaldini, aren't you?'

    Momentarily, Georgie was roused out of her trance. 'I'd forgotten he was coming,' she said.

    'They say he picks women off like ducks bobbing past in a shooting gallery,' said Nikki, adjusting the garters holding up her deliberately wifely, nutmeg-brown stockings. Not that she'd attract Rannaldini like this. But there would be years ahead when, as the mistress of Paradise Grange, she reverted to her normal, shimmeringly sexy, black leather, tousled-blond self.

    Having charmed a large Bells out of the waitresses, Guy Seymour was lining up glasses and press releases and delightedly noticing the number of Press who were signing their names in the visitors' book, when Larry Lockton

    stormed in.

    God, he looks ridiculous, thought Guy.

    Larry was wearing a scowl, a black leather jacket, a white T-shirt hanging outside black jeans. Any inches added by black, high-heeled cowboy boots were negated by the weight of gold jewellery and the black hair which was beginning to cascade in ringlets over his collar and

    sweating forehead.

    'Of all the fucking things to happen,' he roared, flattening the waiting Catchitune publicity staff against the

    walls.

    'We've got a lot of heavy-weight Press here already,' said Guy soothingly, reading upside down as reporters from The Scorpion and The Sunday Times Style pages

    signed in.

    'Fat lot of good it'll do us.' Larry glared round. 'They've all turned up to see Rannaldini.' Then, as Guy drew him out of earshot of the reporters, 'The fucker phoned as I entered Old Compton Street, saying he wasn't coming, so I rammed the Merc in front.'

    Rannaldini, he went on, who was on sabbatical from the London Met making a film of Don Giovanni, had been due to fly back for the party that afternoon. Instead he had returned secretly the day before in order to surprise the London Met who were playing Beethoven's Ninth at the Festival Hall under Oswaldo, their guest conductor.

    'Oswaldo's too bloody good for Rannaldini's liking,' stormed Larry, grabbing one of two more large whiskies conjured up by Guy. 'Anyway, Rannaldini plonks himself down in the front row, and sits stony-faced with his eyes shut until the last moment when the singing starts. Then he stalks out, distracting everyone from the music, and telling some gleefully hovering reporter from the Evening Standard that he can't listen to such garbage any longer.

    'So, of course, it is all over the Standard, and, as is his fucking wont to get himself out of trouble, Rannaldini jumps into his jet and shoves off back to LA, missing the fuss and Georgie's party. The bastard didn't even have the guts to ring me until he was safely over the Irish Sea. Even Kitty doesn't know he's buggered off. She's on her way up.'

    Larry couldn't have been angrier. He or rather Catchitune had poured vast sums into Rannaldini's pocket. He and Rannaldini were supposed to be buddies, and Nikki, who was a terrific star-fucker, was dying to meet him, and besides he needed moral support in case Marigold punched Nikki on the nose.

    He and Guy were interrupted by a photographer from The Scorpion who was loading up his camera.

    'First edition goes to press any minute. What time are you expecting Rannaldini?'

    As Larry opened his mouth, Guy interrupted smoothly: 'He'll be along in a minute. Traffic's terrible.' Then he murmured to Larry, 'We've got the Press here, let's use them.'

    'Where's Georgie anyway?' asked Larry, suddenly remembering he had an album to launch. 'In the bog, grouting her face,' said Guy. Larry went white. 'Nikki's in there.''Shit! She won't say anything to Georgie about you and her, will she?'

    'She promised not to,' said Larry gloomily, 'but she's so off the wall. I run a billion-pound company and I've been answering my telephone all day, while Nikki goes to the hairdresser and tarts herself up.'

    'I'll yank Georgie out of the bog,' said Guy, shooting off, 'and you keep Nikki off the drink. It gets to women.' 'How's Rock Star doing, Larry?' asked the Daily Mail. 'Breaking all records. We've already put on a massive re-press,' muttered Larry, bolting off to the Gents.

    No-one could have been a less heavenly host than Larry. He had no chit-chat, only intense concentration on what temporarily interested him, which on this occasion, confusingly, was both Nikki and Marigold. He also had the nightmare of making a speech. Practice making more and more imperfect, he had been rewriting the draft given him by the publicity department all day.

    Outside the Ladies, Guy roared: 'For God's sake, come out at once, Panda,' which was a nickname from when they'd first met, when he could hardly see Georgie's eyes for sooty black makeup.

    'Thank you,' said Georgie loudly to the cloakroom lady, as she drifted out, to draw attention to the couple of gold pound coins she'd left beside the silver in the saucer.

    Funny, observed the cloakroom lady, as she pocketed the coins, that Georgie, despite her slim top-half, had revealed plump legs when she'd raised her skirt to pull up her tights and the blonde in the ultra-respectable dress had been wearing no knickers at all.

    Exhausted from the American launch, Georgie was now running on pure adrenalin. Like a long-lost lover, her American public had been flowing back in the last week of the tour. The fan letters, dried to a trickle, were beginning to pour in, workmen hailed her from scaffolding. For the first time in years, people nudged as she passed in the street. The English launch was far more of an ordeal, because London had been the home of her last humiliating flop and because Guy was with her today, which made her far more nervous, because he was the person she most wanted to please in the world.

    She was deathly pale as she entered the party room, her earthy sensual face almost puddingy, but when she saw the waiting army of reporters and frenziedly clicking cameramen, colour seeped back into her cheeks, her long, mournful heavy-lidded eyes started to sparkle, and the deep lines, which ran from her wide snub nose past the corners of her coral-pink mouth with its huge pouting snapdragon lower lip, seemed to disappear in a wonderful, wicked, face-splitting smile.

    The rigours of the American tour had knocked off seven pounds and given her back her cheek-bones. The long slinky dress, the same blue as sunlit summer seas, emphasized her slim shoulders, pretty breasts and waist and bypassed her hips and legs. As she draped herself over the papier-mache rock for the photographers, her heavy russet hair broke away from its moorings and writhed over her shoulders Georgie,

    the sex symbol, was reborn.

    Soon she was wooing the Press.

    'What are you working on?' asked the Express.

    'A musical about mid-life crisis called Ant and Cleo.'

    'Autobiographical?' asked the Mirror.

    'Of course not,' Georgie smiled across at Guy, who said firmly, 'And Georgie's about to sign a contract for a new album for Catchitune.'

    'Darling,' reproached Georgie, 'I want to get shot of Ant and Cleo first.'

    'You looking forward to living next to Rannaldini in the country?' asked The Scorpion.

    'God, yes. I'm a colossal fan. I think he's brilliant and stunning, too.'

    'Perhaps he could produce Ant and Cleo,' suggested the Telegraph.'Paradise Productions. Wouldn't that be wonderful?' sighed Georgie.

    'Look this way, Georgie,' shouted the photographers, 'To me, Georgie.' 'Smile, Georgie.' 'Climb on the rock; show us your legs,' which was the one thing Georgie was not prepared to do.