Read The Monogram Murders Online
Authors: Sophie Hannah
find her here? It is thanks to you,
mon ami.
Again you
help Poirot.”
“How?”
“I invite you to think back to your conversation
with Walter Stoakley at the King’s Head Inn, to what
he said about a woman who could have had a
husband, children, a home of her own and a happy
life. Do you recall?”
“What about it?”
“A woman who devoted her life to a substantial
man? Who sacrificed everything for him? Then, later,
Mr. Stoakley said, “She couldn’t marry some kid, not
once she had fallen in love with a man of substance.
So she left him behind.’ You remember telling me this,
mon ami
?”
“Of course I do! I’m not an imbecile.”
“You thought that you had found our older woman
and much younger man,
n’est-ce pas
? Rafal Bobak
had referred to them at the Bloxham Hotel—he told us
that the three murder victims were talking about them
—and you thought Walter Stoakley had in mind the
same couple, so you asked Mr. Stoakley how much
older this woman was than the man whose love she
had spurned because you believed that you heard him
say, ‘She couldn’t marry some kid.’
But, my friend,
you did not hear him say this!
”
“Yes—I did, as a matter of fact.”
“
Non.
What you heard him say was, ‘She couldn’t
marry
Sam Kidd,
’ Mr. Samuel Kidd.”
“But . . . but . . . Oh, dash it all!”
“You leapt to an incorrect conclusion because
Walter Stoakley had already used the word ‘kid’ more
than once. The young man with whom he had been
drinking he had called a kid.
Eh bien,
your error was
one that many in your position would have made. Do
not chastise yourself too severely.”
“And then, having misunderstood, I asked Stoakley
about the difference in age between the woman who
could have married but didn’t and the ne’er-do-well
he had been drinking with before I arrived. He must
have wondered why I wanted to know, when Jennie
Hobbs had nothing to do with the ne’er-do-well.”
“
Oui.
This he might have asked you, had he not
been stupefied by alcohol. Ah, well.” Poirot
shrugged.
“So Jennie Hobbs was engaged to Samuel Kidd,” I
said, trying to take it all in. “And . . . she left him
behind in Cambridge in order to come to Great
Holling with Patrick Ive?”
Poirot nodded his agreement. “Fee Spring, the
waitress from Pleasant’s—she told me that Jennie
suffered a heartbreak in her past. I wonder what it
was.”
“Haven’t we just answered that question?” I said.
“It must have been leaving Samuel Kidd behind.”
“I think it is more likely to have been the death of
Patrick Ive, the man Jennie truly loved. Incidentally, I
am certain that this is why she altered her way of
speaking: to sound more like someone of his class, in
the hope that he might see her as an equal and not
merely as a servant.”
“Are you not afraid that she might disappear on
you again?” I asked, looking toward the closed door
of the sitting room. “What is she doing that is taking
so long? You know, we ought to take her straight to a
hospital, if she hasn’t already been.”
“A hospital?” Poirot looked surprised.
“Yes. She lost a fair amount of blood in that hotel
room.”
“You assume too much,” said Poirot. He looked as
if he had considerably more to say, but at that moment
Jennie opened the door.
“PLEASE FORGIVE ME, MONSIEUR Poirot,” she said.
“For what, mademoiselle?”
Silence of an uncomfortable sort filled the room. I
wanted to speak and put an end to it, but doubted my
ability to contribute anything useful.
“Nancy Ducane,” Poirot said very slowly and
deliberately. “Was she the person from whom you
fled, when you sought refuge in Pleasant’s Coffee
House? Was she the one you feared?”
“I know she killed Harriet, Ida and Richard at the
Bloxham Hotel,” Jennie whispered. “I’ve read about
it in the papers.”
“Since we find you in the home of Samuel Kidd,
your former fiancé, can we assume that Mr. Kidd has
told you what he saw on the night of the murders?”
Jennie nodded. “Nancy, running from the Bloxham.
She dropped two keys on the pavement, he said.”
“It is a coincidence
incroyable,
mademoiselle:
Nancy Ducane, who has murdered three people
already and wishes to murder you also, is seen
running from the scene of her crimes by none other
than the man you once intended to marry!”
Jennie uttered an almost inaudible “Yes.”
“Poirot, he is suspicious of a coincidence so large.
You are lying now, and you were lying when we last
met!”
“No! I swear—”
“Why did you take a room at the Bloxham Hotel,
knowing it was where Harriet Sippel, Ida Gransbury
and Richard Negus had met their deaths? You have no
answer for that, I see!”
“Allow me to speak and I shall answer. I was tired
of running. It seemed easier to have it over with.”
“Is that so? You calmly accepted the fate that
awaited you? You embraced it and moved toward it?”
“Yes.”
“Then why—to Mr. Lazzari, the hotel manager—
why did you ask him to provide you with a room
‘quickly, quickly,’ as if you were still in flight from
your pursuer? And, since you do not appear to be
wounded, whose was the blood in Room 402?”
Jennie began to cry, swaying slightly on her feet.
Poirot rose and helped her to a chair. He said, “Sit,
mademoiselle. It is my turn to stand, and to tell you
how I know beyond doubt that
nothing you have ever
said to me has been the truth
.”
“Steady on, Poirot,” I cautioned him. Jennie
looked as if she might faint.
Poirot seemed unconcerned. “The murders of
Harriet Sippel, Ida Gransbury and Richard Negus
were announced in a note,” he said. “ ‘MAY THEY
NEVER REST IN PEACE. 121. 238. 317.’ Now, I
wonder to myself: a killer who walks in a state of
brazen calm to a hotel’s front desk and places a note
there advertising three murders—is this the sort of
person who would then panic, run from the hotel
panting, and drop two room keys in front of a
witness? Are we to believe that the killer Nancy
Ducane’s panic commenced only
after
she had left the
note on the desk? Why would it start only then? And if
Nancy Ducane was making her exit from the Bloxham
at shortly after eight o’clock, how could she also be
dining with her friend Lady Louisa Wallace at that
very same moment?”
“Poirot, don’t you think you ought to go easy on
her?”
“I do not. I ask you, Mademoiselle Jennie: why
should Nancy Ducane leave a note at all? Why did the
three dead bodies need to be found shortly after eight
o’clock that evening? The hotel maids would have
found them in due course. What was the hurry? And if
Madame Ducane was calm and composed enough to
approach the desk and leave the note without arousing
suspicion, that must mean she was able to think
sensibly about what needed to be done. Why, then, did
she not also put the two room keys safely in her deep
coat pocket at that point, before she left the hotel?
Foolishly, she keeps them in her hand and then drops
them in front of Mr. Kidd. He is able to see that they
have numbers on them: ‘one hundred and something’
and ‘three hundred and something.’ He also, by
fortunate coincidence, happens to recognize the face
of this mysterious woman, and after a short pretense
of being unable to recall her name, he is most
conveniently able to tell us the name of Nancy
Ducane. Does all of this sound plausible to you, Miss
Hobbs? It does not sound at all plausible to Hercule
Poirot—not when he finds you here, in Mr. Kidd’s
home, and he knows that Nancy Ducane has an alibi!”
Jennie was weeping into her sleeve.
Poirot turned to me. “Samuel Kidd’s testimony
was a lie from start to finish, Catchpool. He and
Jennie Hobbs conspired to frame Nancy Ducane for
the murders of Harriet Sippel, Ida Gransbury and
Richard Negus.”
“You don’t know how wrong you are!” Jennie
cried.
“I know that you are a liar, mademoiselle. I have
suspected all along that my encounter with you at
Pleasant’s was connected to the Bloxham Hotel
murders. The two happenings—if we can classify
three murders as one happening—had two very
important and most unusual features in common.”
That made me sit up straight. I had been waiting to
hear these points of likeness for too long.
Poirot went on: “One, a psychological similarity:
in both cases there is the suggestion that
the victims
are guiltier than the murderer
. The note left on the
desk at the Bloxham—‘MAY THEY NEVER REST
IN PEACE’—suggests that Harriet Sippel, Ida
Gransbury and Richard Negus deserved to die, and
that their killer brought them to justice. And at the
coffee house, Mademoiselle Jennie, you said to me
that you deserved to die, and that once you had been
killed, justice would have been done, finally.”
He was right. How had I missed that?
“Then there is the second similarity, which is not
psychological but circumstantial: attached to both the
Bloxham Hotel murders and my conversation with the
frightened Jennie at the coffee house, there were
too
many clues
—too much information available too
soon! Too many leads presenting themselves all at
once, almost as if someone wanted to offer the hand
of help to the police. From a brief meeting in a coffee
house, I was able to glean a surprisingly large number
of facts. This Jennie, she felt guilty. She had done
something terrible. She did not want her killer to be
punished. She made sure to say to me, ‘Oh, please let
no one open their mouths’ so that when I hear about
three bodies at the Bloxham Hotel with cufflinks in
their mouths, I will perhaps remember what she has
said and wonder, or perhaps my subconscious will
make the connection.”
“You’re wrong about me, Monsieur Poirot,” Jennie
protested.
Poirot ignored her, and continued with his speech:
“Let us now consider the Bloxham Hotel murders.
There again, we found ourselves supplied with much
information, suspiciously soon: Richard Negus paid
for all three rooms, and for the cars from the railway
station to the hotel. All three victims lived or had
lived in the village of Great Holling. There was, in
addition, the helpful clue of the initials ‘PIJ’ on the
cufflinks, to direct us to the reason these three people
needed to be punished—that is, for their callous
treatment of Reverend Patrick Ive. Furthermore, the
note left on the front desk made it clear that the motive
was revenge, or a thirst for justice. It is rare, is it not,
for a murderer to write down his or her motive and so
helpfully leave it lying in a prominent place?”
“Actually, some murderers
do
wish their motive to
be known,” I said.
“
Mon ami,
” said Poirot with exaggerated patience.
“If Nancy Ducane had desired to kill Harriet Sippel,
Ida Gransbury and Richard Negus, would she really
have done so in a way that led so clearly back to her?
Does she wish to go to the gallows? And why did
Richard Negus—who, according to his brother, was
on the verge of penury—pay for everything? Nancy
Ducane is a rich woman. If she is a murderer who
enticed her victims to London in order to kill them,
why did she not pay for their hotel rooms and
transport. None of it fits together!”
“Please let me speak, Monsieur Poirot! I will tell
you the truth.”
“I prefer, for the time being, that
I
tell
you
the truth,
mademoiselle. Forgive me, but I find myself to be
more reliable. Before you told me your story, you
asked me if I was retired, did you not? You made a
great show of checking that I had no powers to arrest
anybody or enforce the law in this country. Only then,