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A glassware style known as the tulip also helps retain carbonation. The wide bottom and narrow middle decreases the surface area, creating a bottleneck, which keeps the CO
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bubbles from releasing too quickly. The Belgian Golden Ale Duvel is traditionally served in this glassware. The head on a Duvel poured into this glass is huge, but that’s no accident. The brewer wants a substantial head on that beer because the bubbles will lift the aromatics to your nose. Read the label on a Belgian bottle; it will likely indicate which type of glass best fits the beer. The Belgians make some of the best beer out there, and they have put a lot of thought into the best way to show off the beer and release its flavors. Orval, Tripel Karmeliet, Chimay, St. Bernardus, Saison DuPont—all of these beers have their own glassware, as do hundreds more.
But why are there
so many
different glass shapes and sizes for these different beers? These glassware creations are part marketing ingenuity (as the beer name is usually stamped across the glass) and part flavor enhancement. In fact, there is technically no right or wrong glass shape for a Belgian beer. The “correct” glassware for most of these Belgian beers is really determined only by what the
brewer
says. The brewer is the one who says, “Behold. I have created beer. This is how my beer should be served in order for it to taste how I intended.” If the brewer thinks that the carbonation should release quickly to achieve the correct balance, he’ll probably design a glass that is more goblet like, with a wide surface area that provides unfettered CO
2
release—like the glasses for Chimay and Orval. If a brewer wants her beer to retain a lot of carbonation, she might decide that it be served in a flute, like Lambic, or a tulip glass, like Duvel. If the brewer thinks that the beer should be consumed at a warmer temperature, he will want his beer served in a big thin glass; this allows warm hands to help bring the beer to the right temperature. Inversely, if the brewer thinks the beer is better colder, he may have his beer served in a thick chalice. In all of these cases, the glass mirrors what the brewer says is the perfect way to enjoy his or her beer.
Some glassware, however, is determined by style. It’s as simple as that. For instance, some beer styles are meant to be served in a good old pint-shaped glass known as a shaker. Porters, Stouts, and other English Ales can benefit from this glass, which allows for a quicker loss of carbonation. The reason for this is the same reason these ales hold up well on cask. With a lower carbonation, the roasted, toasted notes of these styles will show more on your palate when the carbonation has dissipated. Their style dictates that they should have a lower amount of carbonation so that none of the subtle malty flavors are hidden.
In addition to shape, the quality of the glass is truly important. Beer just tastes better out of good glasses. If you don’t believe us, do a taste test. Pour a beer you like into both a cheap glass and a fine crystal wineglass. Taste the difference. See? Just as wine tastes different in various glassware, so does beer. We know that we’re getting nitpicky here, but when you drink beer out of a fine glass, the entire experience is exponentially enhanced. If you are drinking a great beer out of a wisp of a glass with a beautiful curve that provides the correct carbonation release rate and temperature, you are treating craft beer and the artisans who make it with respect. And as craft beer continues to get the attention it deserves, people will see that great glassware is as essential to craft beer as the bottle opener.
Glass Houses
So you say you aren’t going to stock 20 different kinds of glasses to appease us? Well, we don’t blame you. We don’t do that either, so don’t worry about it. What we recommend when we consult for bars and restaurants that don’t want to stock too many glasses is one simple kind of glass. Crazy, after what we just told you about all the varieties of glassware, we know, but if you just get one type of low-stemmed Burgundy-style glass (we like the Riedel Ouverture Magnum glasses), you should be set. This style, which is similar to a glass used by sommeliers for evaluating wine, is a great happy medium for all beers if you don’t want to splurge on tons of different glassware. It’s not technically
correct
, but it is minimalist chic. For a lot of our beer-pairing dinners, we serve beer in wineglasses, and we’ll never turn away a craft beer served thus.
But if you feel like you’re ready to commit to buying some good beer glasses, you might want to think about investing in a set. We like the German glassmaker Riedel. They make a nice overall beer glass, and Spiegelau (owned by Riedel) is our favorite. They make a great three-glass set that includes a tulip shape, a Pilsner style, and a taller classic wheat beer glass. These glasses are pretty accessible; you can even find them at Target. You can also try your local boutique wine and beer shop, or search online.
There is a certain satisfaction that comes from drinking a beer in its custom-engineered glassware in your own home. And yes, we each have a couple of specialty glasses with brewery names at home for our favorite beers. Unless you feel like bogarting these glasses from your local beer bar (which we
do not
recommend, by the way, unless you want to get 86’d for life), these glasses are pretty hard to come by. We’ve found a couple of websites where you can get them. They ain’t cheap, but it’s fun to experience the beer the way the brewer intended. Go online to the Global Beer Network (
www.globalbeernetwork.com
). You can also try the Beer Geek Shop (
www.beergeekshop.com
). Here are some examples of popular glass shapes and the beer styles that best fill them up:
PINT:
English Bitter, ESBs, Pale Ales, IPAs, Porters, Stouts, Irish Red, Amber Ales, California Common, American Lagers, Brown Ale. This ubiquitous glassware shape allows the beer to release carbonation at a constant rate and warm up in your hands.
 
FLUTE:
Bière de Champagne, Lambics, Gueuze, Faro. This narrow shape helps the beer maintain its balance by keeping the bubbles in and the sweetness or sourness of these beers in check.
 
TULIP:
Witbier, Saison, Scotch Ale, Bière de Garde, Belgian Strong Golden, Double or Imperial IPA, specialty herbed beer, Berliner Weisse. The wide bottom of this glass allows the beer to open up, but the bottleneck created by the narrowing toward the mouth traps a nice big head for aromatic enjoyment and carbonation retention, keeping a prickly bite that complements these styles.
 
CHALICE OR GOBLET:
Most Belgian beers, Belgian Pale Ale, Dubbels, Tripels, Flanders Red Ale. This class of glassware offers a stem so that the beer doesn’t warm up too quickly, but the wide mouth allows for greater surface area and carbonation release. Beers served in this glassware benefit from opening up and often reveal layers of different flavors as they come to room temperature and lose some bubbles.
PILSNER:
German and Czech Pilsners, Imperial Pilsners, Bocks, Dopplebocks, Schwarzbier. This slender style, sometimes shaped like an upside-down cone, usually holds 12 ounces and is ideal for head retention and showing off your pretty beers.
 
WEIZEN :
Hefeweizen, American Wheat Beers, Dunkelweizen, Kristallklar, Weizenbock. This tall, thin glass allows for the huge head that can accompany the wheat styles that belong in them. It also helps focus the banana and clove esters that most wheat styles are known for.
 
STEIN IN OR MUG:
German and Czech Pilsners, Maibock, Marzens. This sturdy-handled piece of glass or earthenware insulates a lot of beer... a lot of beer. Some even have a lid to keep the bugs out.
 
SNIFTER:
Barleywine, Quadrupels, barrel-aged beers, Russian Imperial Stout, Eisbock, Winter Warmer. This glass functions much like a brandy snifter, concentrating aromatics and directing flavor. Because these bigger beers often have a high alcohol content, they benefit from swirling and warming up in your hands.
 
STANGE OR ROD:
Altbier, Kölsch, Rauchbier. This smaller shape keeps some bubbles intact and the beer cold, allowing these beers to remain refreshing.
 
BOOT, HALF YARD, OR YARD:
The lightest beer possible. This giant glass doesn’t have much quality control. The first sip may be fine, but by the end, the beer will have lost too much carbonation and gained too much heat to be tasty. This goes for the pitcher scenario as well. But they sure are fun.

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