The Notes (37 page)

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f Geo. W. never told a lie what’s his pic. doing on a 39 cent $1.00 bill.

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on’t know whether they’ll cure poverty but they sure cured wealth.

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an’s home is his castle—looks like a home but it’s taxed like a castle.

D
on’t mind govt’s. war on pov. But use our money for ammo.

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e has all the charm of a dirty Xmas card.

H
ippie keeps stealing his mother’s beads—she hopes he’s a hippie.

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wise men on an island told vast tidal wave soon destroy and totally cover island. 1st would take family to highest pt. & spend last hours in meditation and prayer. 2nd live it up and try to experience ultimate pleasures. 3rd surround self with best advisors could find & learn to live under water.

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om Edison asked if he considered work a wasted effort after 28,000 unsuccessful exper. on a new type battery. “No—now know 28,000 things won’t work.”

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an had nite mares every nite—big savage animals crawled out from under bed & attacked him. “Went to my brother and he stopped it.” “You’re brother is a psych.?” “No—carpenter—he sawed the legs off the bed.”

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oday—plenty of buffalo and the trains are nearly extinct.

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ooking a TV dinner doesn’t put you in show business.

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uggers picketing—want more parks.

T
here is a legend among snakes that once upon a time a mama & a papa snake living in the garden of Eden were corrupted by humans.