The Notes (41 page)

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oung man—Pol: “I wouldn’t vote for you if you were St. Peter. “Pol: “If I were St. Peter you wouldn’t vote for me—you wouldn’t be in my district.”

W
ith metric conversion upon us—of one thing I’d like to be sure: are 28,349 grams of prevention worth .453 kilograms of cure.

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ou know they’ve been watching too much TV when a kid: “Mommy, I like you better than any other leading brand.”

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our wife used to be so nervous!” “She’s fine now—the Dr. told her nervousness was a sign of old age.”

A
ny man who thinks he is more intel. than his wife is married to a very smart woman.

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iddle age—when you begin exchanging emotions for symptoms.

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eople who live in glass houses might as well answer the doorbell.

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lad to pay as we go if we could ever get caught up paying for where we’ve been.

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hen a woman loves a man he can get her to do most anything she really wants to.

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op: “Said to myself when you came around the corner 45 at least.” Woman: Oh this dress always makes me look 5 yrs. older.

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oor—Nats.Cap—“Genl. Svcs. Admin Region 3 Pub Bldg. Scv. Bldg. Mngmnt. Div. Utility Rm. Custodial”—Broom Closet

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eary real estate man—spent all day Sun. showing a couple the model homes—finally in about the 10th model home—“here is the hobby room—do you folks have any hobbies?”—Wife—“Yes—looking the model homes on Sundays.”

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he condition of a man can be judged by what he takes 2 at a time—stairs or pills.