The Palace of Strange Girls (5 page)

The Cleggs have finished their breakfast but seem unwilling to leave the dining room. Their table looks like a bombsite. The
cloth is crumpled and smeared with butter, and there’s dirty cutlery everywhere but on the plate, while only the folded napkins
remain pristine. The Singletons’ table is an oasis of order and calm in comparison.

Florrie relaxes and pours herself another cup of tea. After a few moments she arches her back against the wooden chair and
addresses Ruth. “How long are you here for, Ruth?”

“We leave on Saturday,” Ruth replies and busies herself with collecting the used napkins. She is relieved when Red Hawk’s
demand for some spending money interrupts the conversation. Florrie takes two sixpences out of her purse. She gives them both
to the boy and whispers in his ear. Red Hawk nods and, before Ruth can put a stop to it, he has given Beth a sixpence.

“There’s really no need, Mrs. Clegg,” Ruth says. “Elizabeth already has some spending money.”

“Oh, call me Florrie,” Mrs. Clegg insists. “Well, it’s the least I could do after my silly mistake. It’s only a sixpence.
I’m sure you’ll be able to find something to spend it on, won’t you, pet?”

Beth looks at the sixpence in disbelief—this is twice as much as the spending money she gets every Saturday. Aware of the
extravagance, she holds her breath, awaiting her mother’s intervention, but there is silence. When Beth finally tears her
eyes away from the sixpence and looks up, her mother glares at her and says, “What do you say, Elizabeth?”

“Thank you,” she whispers and wraps the coin carefully in her best handkerchief. Sixpence will buy a Range Rider Lucky Bag,
a tuppenny sherbet fountain and a liquorice Catherine wheel with a pink sweet in the middle. Besides the usual sweets and
cards all Lucky Bags have a toy inside—with a bit of luck Beth might get a monkey on a stick instead of the usual whistle.

Outflanked by Florrie’s generosity, Ruth is reduced to tightening her lips and watching, with mounting disapproval, as Red
Hawk slides up and down the varnished walkway in his stocking feet. Beth is transfixed by his misbehavior. He is wearing three
feathers stuck in a rubber band round his head. His thick gray school shorts are ripped at the pocket and worn to a greasy
shine on the bottom. Round his waist is a red and blue elastic belt that fastens at the front with a snake clasp, though it
is not much use keeping his shorts up since the waistband is missing two of the belt holders. Beth is impressed. Red Hawk
has several club badges pinned to his sweater. Beth has been trying to join clubs for the past year. All she’s managed so
far is the Golliwog Club, and she isn’t really a member of that until her mother has finished sufficient jars of jam to send
off for a badge. Beth has been campaigning for a golliwog pirate badge—much more exciting than the golly bus conductor or,
worse still, the golly golfer. Red Hawk is wearing a Cub badge. Beth had harbored hopes of joining the Brownies but Brown
Owl only wants Brownies who can join in the various activities like dancing in a circle round a papier-mâché owl on a toadstool
and going away to Brownie camp. There’s the Girl Adventurers’ Club, but it’s not very adventurous. Unless you count always
being polite to adults and kind to sick animals exciting. There’s Uncle Mac’s Children’s Favorites Club, but that’s hardly
exclusive; anyone can join just by switching on the wireless.

Red Hawk has already bumped into one table and got tomato ketchup down his front, and now he’s shooting a bow and arrow at
the ceiling. When he knocks over and smashes a couple of side plates his mother gives him a fond look and says, by way of
explanation, “You have to let them have their heads. It’s only once a year. Holidays are holidays, aren’t they?”

Breakfast is finished by the time the couple from room sixty-nine appear. Jack has spoken to him in the bar once or twice.
He’s a traveling salesman and Ruth reckons his “wife” is out to get what she can—which will be a fair amount if you look at
the way she’s dressed. All she ever has for breakfast is dry toast and straight black coffee. Not, Ruth notes, that it stays
straight for long. He’s forever pulling out a hip flask of whisky to put a kick in it. “Hair of the dog,” he says with a wide
grin.

There’s some winking and groping under the table before she says, “Behave yourself, Harry. What will people think?” It’s obvious
from his reply that he couldn’t care less. He has a laugh like Sid James.

Breakfast complete, Jack and Fred Clegg wander into the Residents’ Lounge for a cigarette, deep in conversation about whether
or not Blackburn will make the cup final next season. The eldest boy, Alan, remains seated next to his mother but his attention
is concentrated on the other side of the dining room where Connie and Helen are standing.

“Our Alan works for an accountant,” Florrie tells Ruth.

“Bookie?”

“Oh no, a proper accountant. With a fancy office and everything. Our Alan has been there for the past couple of years since
he left school. It’s a responsible job. They rely on our Alan to do the local deliveries in the morning. It’s very serious.
Some of those letters have statements, bonds, or even checks inside. The senior partner, Mr. Tyson, calls our Alan his right-hand
man. And he’s a smasher at home. So good with the twins. They listen to every word he says.”

Florrie lifts the occupants of the two high chairs—a couple of heavy, flat-faced three-year-olds with matching sagging lower
lips and dull gray eyes. Freed from restraint, the twins immediately fall into a fight, which progresses out of the dining
room, through the lobby and looks set to continue into the street. It only stops when one twin cracks his skull against the
sign that reads: “Guests are requested to ensure that their footwear is free of sand before entering the hotel.” The infant
bursts into tears and howls with such ferocity that his twin feels compelled to join in.

Deaf to the uproar, Beth watches entranced as Red Hawk continues to crawl around the dining room. When he disappears into
the lobby Beth asks to be excused from the table and gets down from her chair. She moves to the doorway of the dining room
and peeps into the lobby. Red Hawk is still shooting arrows. When one falls at her feet she picks it up. Close to she can
see that he has a green and white I-Spy badge pinned to his collar. Beth solemnly strokes her cheek three times. Red Hawk
signals back. A friendship is formed.

“Are you a proper Red Indian brave?” the boy asks. Beth nods eagerly. “Where are your flippin’ feathers then?” Beth looks
blank. “Look.” The boy points to his headband. “I’ve got three feathers.” He points to each of them in turn and says, “This
one’s for
I-Spy Birds
, the middle one’s for
I-Spy in the Street
, and this one at the end is for
I-Spy Car Numbers.
I’m on my fourth now. And I’m head of the Wild Jaguars tribe. What tribe do you belong to?”

“I haven’t got a tribe yet, but I’ve got this.” Beth extracts
I-Spy at the Seaside
from her pocket and pushes it under his nose.

He barely glances at it before he hands it back. “That one looks too easy—I’m doing
I-Spy Buses and Coaches
now. They’re more difficult but I bet I finish the whole book by Saturday.”

Beth is unable to give Red Hawk’s achievements her full attention since she has spotted Gunner relieving himself against one
of the impressive magnolia pillars at the hotel entrance. She has spent hours trying to make friends with Gunner. Beth is
not allowed a dog of her own. She has asked her mother for one countless times, but the answer is always the same. Dogs are
far too dirty to keep, they carry fleas and ticks, along with all sorts of diseases, and they don’t care where they make a
mess. There being no hope of acquiring a dog of her own, Beth is therefore on permanent lookout for a dog she can adopt. She
is fearless in her pursuit, despite having once been bitten by a poodle on Halifax Road. Beth is convinced that Gunner can
be persuaded into allowing her to stroke him if she is persistent enough. But Gunner is not amenable to approach. His tolerance
for children as a subspecies is substantially below zero and remains so despite having been severely tested by Beth’s persistent
kindness and relentless affection.

Beth, ignorant of the dog’s pathological hatred of children, still believes that she can make friends with Gunner. “Here,
Gunner. You’d like a stroke, wouldn’t you?” Gunner doesn’t look convinced. Beth, hand outstretched, creeps forward. Unable
to whistle like the boy in
Lassie
, Beth is reduced to making clicking noises with her tongue and purring, “Here, Gunner. There’s a good boy. Here, Gunner.
Here, boy.”

Beth and Red Hawk watch as Gunner bolts past them in the direction of the hotel kitchens. “I’ll get him for you,” says Red
Hawk, loading his bow with the remaining arrow and aiming at the dog’s retreating backside.

“No,” shouts Beth, grabbing the arrow. “I’ll never make friends with him if you hurt him.”

“I wouldn’t bother,” volunteers Red Hawk. “That bugger bloody bit me when I pulled his tail. I wouldn’t care but it were only
a joke.”

Back in the dining room, Connie is clearing the tables. She and Helen have become good friends over the past few days. They
can be found giggling together in a corner somewhere most mornings once the dining room empties. Connie sneaks a swift cigarette
and a milky coffee, while Helen listens open-mouthed to the waitress’s salacious account of the previous evening’s activities.
Connie is forever encouraging Helen to accompany her on these soirées but so far she has drawn a blank. She may be a couple
of months younger but she has a wealth of experience hitherto denied Helen. Even Helen’s Saturday job in a dress shop can’t
compete with Connie’s obvious experience.

“I’ll tell you what,” whispers Connie at her most confidential. “Kitchen and dining-room staff get two hours off every afternoon.
We all go out together. Why don’t you come with us? We usually meet up at the pier for a drink and a laugh. It’s a scream.
Andy bought me four Babychams yesterday afternoon and I was seeing double by the time I got back.”

“I can’t,” Helen says. “I’m not allowed on the pier.”

“What? Even during the day? Hellfire! My dad’s in Strangeways and even he gets let out every now and again.”

Helen is embarrassed. Not just because her parents treat her like a child but also for her friend having a dad in prison,
but it doesn’t seem to bother Connie.

“You’re lucky to have a dad like yours. He’s great, isn’t he?” Connie sighs and casts a glance over at Jack.

“He’s OK, I suppose. He’s not as strict as my mother.”

“She’s like bloody Hitler. However did she get her claws into your dad? I mean, he’s good-looking enough to get anyone he
wanted. He doesn’t even look old, does he?” Connie changes the subject when she sees the look of disbelief on Helen’s face.
“Anyway, what’s the gossip about that new bloke?”

“Who?”

“Mr. Wonderful in the check shirt on your old table. Go on, what’s the gossip? Spill the beans, Helen.”

“I don’t know a lot—he’s called Alan and he works for an accountant.”

“Oh, very fancy! Did you see him flashing his wallet around?”

“Yes.” Helen is awestruck by such a display of wealth.

“I saw him. He couldn’t take his eyes off you.”

Helen blushes. “Well, I’m not interested in him. Well, I mean, he’s all right.”

“Would you go out with him if he asked?”

“I might.”

“I thought you said you had a boyfriend at home?”

“I have,” Helen replies, trying to sound casual. She has been forced to invent a boyfriend with whom she is “going steady”
in order to deflect Connie’s constant queries as to why she doesn’t go out at night.

“Ah, well, a bit on the side won’t do any harm. What the eye doesn’t see the heart doesn’t grieve over. That’s what my mum
always says when she’s out with a new bloke. I’ll bet Mr. Wonderful over there would give his right arm to take you out. Oh,
God! He’s looking this way.”

Helen is forced to put her hand over her mouth to muffle the laughter. Far away, at the other end of the dining room, Alan
looks on.

“I know what! If you can’t come on the pier with me why don’t we go to that new coffee bar?”

“Where?” Helen asks.

“Rico’s. That one on Victoria Street, just behind the Tower. I went there with Andy last week—he’d fixed it so that we both
had the same day off. There’s a great jukebox and they serve that frothy coffee. Your mum can’t object to you having a cup
of coffee, can she? Let’s go this afternoon.”

“Where shall I meet you?”

“You know where my room is, don’t you? Through the STAFF door in the lobby, down the stairs and it’s on the right. I’ll see
you there at half past two.”

“I know Blackburn like the back of my hand,” Florrie says. “Which part of the town do you come from?”

“Oh, we’re on the outskirts,” Ruth replies as she hurries to finish her tea.

“Oh?” Florrie thinks she might have cottoned on to something. The silence that follows is deafening. When it’s obvious that
Ruth has no intention of supplying further details Florrie starts again: “You’re a long way out of the center, are you? A
terrace, is it?”

Ruth nods by way of reply. She neglects to mention that the house is an end terrace. It is not in Ruth’s nature to be boastful,
particularly with strangers. Both women know perfectly well that there’s a class hierarchy in terraced life. The further out
of town, the better the terrace. The Singletons own an end terrace. It might as well be a semi. Ruth has only one immediate
neighbor—although with the noise the Kerkleys make it sometimes sounds as if she’s got more. The Singletons’ end terrace is
situated at the tree-lined town boundary, overlooking the town below and the moors beyond. It is, to quote the estate agent
Ruth has had round recently, “a little gem.”

“I lived on Le-banon Street before I was wed,” Florrie volunteers. Ruth’s face is a picture of restraint. “They’re a good
crowd on Le-banon,” Florrie continues.