The Tale of Krispos (35 page)

Ypatios’ lip curled in a fine round sneer. “Who can say why stupid laws remain in force? To make beggars of me and my family, I suspect.” He did not look as if he’d be whining for crusts on a street corner any time soon. His next words confirmed that. “Still, I might see my way clear to investing twenty pieces of gold to repair the injustice presently on the books.”

“I will be in touch with you” was all Krispos said. Ypatios’ florid face fell. He bowed his way out. Krispos tugged at his beard and thought for a while. The gesture reminded him of Petronas. He decided to call on the Sevastokrator.

“And how may I help the esteemed and eminent sir this day?” Petronas asked. Krispos explained. Petronas said, “He only offered you twenty? Stick him for at least a pound of gold if you decide to do it. He may squeal a bit, but he can afford to pay you.”

“Should I do it, though?” Krispos persisted.

“For things like that, make up your own mind, lad. I don’t care one way or the other—too small to worry about. If you’re not just out for the cash, maybe you
should
find out why the law is the way it is. That will give you a clue as to whether it needs changing.”

Krispos did some digging, or tried to. Navigating the maze of Videssian bureaucracy proved anything but easy. The clerk of the courts referred him to the master of the archives. The master of the archives sent him to the office of the eparch of the city. The eparch of the city’s adjutant tried to send him back to the clerk of the courts, at which point Krispos threw a tantrum. The adjutant had second thoughts and suggested he visit the customs commissioner.

The customs commissioner was not in his office and would not be back for a week; his wife had just had a baby. As Krispos grumpily turned to go, someone called, “Excellent sir! May I help you, excellent sir?”

Turning, Krispos found himself face-to-face with the customs agent whose scheme he’d urged on Anthimos outside the Amphitheater. “Maybe you can,” he said, not bothering to correct the fellow’s use of his title. “Here’s what I need…”

“Yes, I can find that,” the customs agent said when he was done. “A pleasure to be able to repay your kindness in some small way. Wait here if you would, excellent sir.” He vanished into a room filled with boxes of scrolls. At last he reemerged, wiping dust from his hands and robe. “Sorry to be so long; things are in a frightful muddle back there. The law you mention turns out to have been promulgated to protect the livelihood of trappers and hunters who lived by the Astris River from competition from Agderian furs.”

“By the Astris?” Krispos said. “But the Kubratoi have ruled the lands around there for hundreds of years.”

“You know that, and I know that, but the law doesn’t seem to have heard the news.”

“It will,” Krispos promised. “Thanks for your help.”

“After what you did for me, excellent sir, it was my privilege.”

Krispos went back to the imperial residence and scribbled a note to Ypatios. “Though your case has weight, it does not yet have enough weight to go forward.” He was sure the merchant would be able to figure out that he was talking about the weight of coins.

Sure enough, when Ypatios met him again, the first thing he asked was, “Just how heavy does our case have to be?”

“A pound would do nicely,” Krispos said, remembering Petronas’ guess. He kept his voice bland, but waited nervously for Ypatios to scream at him.

The fur seller only sighed. “A pound it is, esteemed and eminent sir. You’re still cheaper to do business with than Skombros was.”

“Am I?” When Skombros became a priest, all his worldly possessions were forfeited to the imperial fisc. They would likely keep Anthimos in revels a good long time, Krispos thought, wondering just how many bribes the former vestiarios had taken.

After the gold changed hands, Krispos put the proposed change to Anthimos. “Why not?” the Avtokrator said. “Huzzah for cheaper furs!” Krispos produced the necessary document. Anthimos signed it with ink of imperial scarlet.

Krispos sent Petronas a dozen goldpieces. The Sevastokrator returned them with a note saying, “You need these more than I do, but I’ll remember the thought.” Since that was true, Krispos was glad to have them back. And since Petronas understood why he’d sent them, he got all the benefits of generosity without actually having to pay for it.

T
HE SINGER OPENED THE GOLDEN BALL, READ “FOURTEEN PIECES
of gold,” screamed—right on key—and kissed Krispos on the mouth. He would have enjoyed the kiss more had the singer been a woman. Other than that, the performer’s reaction left nothing to be desired. The fellow ran through the hall, musically shrieking at the top of his lungs.

Fourteen goldpieces was nothing worth shrieking about for most of Anthimos’ guests. As Krispos had expected, seeing someone get so excited about what they thought of as so little amused them mightily. Moreover, what the singer now had wasn’t so little for him at all.

Laughing at himself—he hadn’t had to worry about kisses from men since he left Iakovitzes’ service—Krispos took a long pull at his wine. He’d learned to nurse his cups at Anthimos’ affairs. Tonight, though, he hadn’t done as good a job as usual; he could feel his head starting to spin.

He picked his way through the crowd back to the Emperor. “May I be excused, Your Majesty?”

Anthimos pouted. “So early?” It was somewhere near midnight.

“You have a midmorning meeting with Gnatios, if you’ll remember, Majesty.” Krispos grinned a wry grin. “And while
you
may be able to sleep until just before the time, or even to keep the most holy sir waiting,
I
have to be up early to make sure everything is as it should be.”

“Oh, very well,” Anthimos said grouchily. Then his eyes lit up. “Here, give me the bowl. I’ll hand out chances myself for the rest of the evening.” That was entertainment far less ribald than most of what he favored, but it was something new and therefore intriguing.

Krispos gladly surrendered the crystal bowl. The cool, sweet air of the spring night helped clear his head. The racket from the revel faded behind him as he walked to the imperial residence. The Haloga guards outside the entrance nodded as he went by them; they were long since used to him now.

He had just climbed into bed when the bell on the scarlet cord rang. He scowled as he scrambled into his robe in the dark; what was Anthimos doing back in his bedchamber already? The only thing he could think of was that the Emperor had sneaked after him to twit him for going to sleep so soon. That was the sort of thing Anthimos might do, but not when he’d been so excited about dealing out little gold balls.

Several lamps glowed in the imperial bedroom, but Anthimos was not there. The Empress sat up in bed. “I can’t seem to get to sleep tonight, Krispos,” Dara said. “Could you please fetch me a cup of wine? My serving maids are all asleep, and I heard you just coming in. Do you mind?”

“Of course not, Majesty,” Krispos said. He told the truth—a vestiarios had better not mind doing what the Empress of Videssos asked of him. “I’ll be back directly.”

He found a jar of wine in the dining room and poured a cup from it. “My thanks,” Dara said when he brought it to her. She tossed it down almost as quickly as Anthimos might have. She was as bare as she’d been the morning Krispos first came into the imperial bedchamber, but did not bother to pull up the sheet; to her, he might as well have been a eunuch. Holding out the cup, she told him, “Fetch me another, please.”

“Of course,” he repeated.

She drained the cup a second time as fast as she had the first, set it down empty on the night table by the bed. “Tell me,” she said, “do you expect his Imperial Majesty to return any time soon?”

“I don’t know when his Majesty will come back,” Krispos answered. “When I left the feast, he still seemed to be enjoying himself.”

“Oh,” Dara said tonelessly. “He usually returns not long after you do, I’ve noticed. Why not tonight?”

“Because I have to be up early tomorrow morning, to make sure everything is ready for his Majesty’s meeting with the patriarch. His Majesty was kind enough to let me leave before him.”

“Oh,” Dara said again. Without warning, tears started streaming from her eyes. They ran down her cheeks and splashed on her uncovered breasts. That Krispos should see her upset bothered her more than him seeing her nude; she choked out, “Go away!”

He all but fled. One foot was already out in the hall when the Empress said, “No, wait. Come back, please.”

Reluctantly he turned. He would sooner have faced a wolf alone and unarmed than the distraught Empress. But he did not dare disobey her, either. “What’s wrong, Your Majesty?” he asked in the same soft, calm tone he would have used to try to talk the wolf out of ripping his throat open.

Now she raised the sheet to her neck; if not as a man, she was aware of him as a person rather than a faceless servant. “What’s wrong?” she echoed bitterly. “What could possibly be wrong, with me trapped here in the imperial residence and my husband at hunts or the horse races by day and his cursed revels by night?”

“But—he is the Avtokrator,” Krispos said.

“And so he can do just as he pleases. I know,” Dara said. “Sometimes I think he is the only free man in all the Empire of Videssos. And I am his Empress. Am I free? Ha! A tradesman’s wife has more freedom than I do, far more.”

Krispos knew she was right. Except for rare ceremonial appearances in the Grand Courtroom, the Empress lived a sheltered, indeed a sequestered life, always screened away from the wider world by her maidservants and the palace eunuchs. As gently as he could, he said, “But surely you knew this would be so when you consented to be his Majesty’s bride?”

“There wasn’t much consent to it,” Dara said. “Do you know what a bride show is, Krispos? I was one of a long line of pretty girls, and Anthimos happened to pick me. I was so surprised, I couldn’t even talk. My father owns estates in the westlands, not far from the border with Makuran. He was thrilled—he’d have an Avtokrator for a grandson. But I—haven’t even managed—to do that as I—should have.” She started to cry again.

“You still have time,” Krispos said. “You’re younger than I am.”

That distracted her, as he’d hoped it would. She gave him a sharp look, gauging his years. “Maybe a little,” she said at last, not fully convinced.

“I’m certain you are. And surely his Majesty still”—he paused to make sure he used the right words—“cares for you.”

Dara understood. “Oh, aye, when he’s here and not drunk asleep, or when he hasn’t futtered himself out with one of his doxies—or with six of them.” Fire flashed through her tears; Krispos saw she had a temper when she let it loose. Then her shoulders sagged and she bent her head. “But what’s the use? I haven’t given him a child, and if I don’t he’ll cast me out one of these days.”

Again, Krispos knew she was right. Even Emperors like Anthimos, who worried about nothing, sooner or later worried about an heir. But Dara already felt far too hurt for him simply to agree with her. Instead, he said, “For all you know, you may be carrying the Avtokrator’s son right now. I hope you are.”

“I may be, but I don’t think I am,” Dara said. She studied him, curiosity on her face. “You sound as if you mean it. Skombros said the same thing, but I was always sure he was lying.”

“Skombros was ambitious for his own nephew,” Krispos said. With that, he thought of his niece—no, nieces now, he’d heard—back in his own village. He sent gold every year to his sister Evdokia and Domokos. Now that he had more, he resolved to send more.

“Yes, he was,” Dara said distantly. “I’m glad he’s gone.” After a little while, she went on, “If you fetched me one more cup of wine, I think I could sleep now, Krispos.”

He brought the jar into the bedchamber. “If you find you need a bit more, Your Majesty, here it is.”

“Thank you, Krispos.” She gave him the cup to fill. When he handed it back, her fingers closed over his for a moment. “Thank you, also, for listening to me. I think you’re kind.”

“I hope you do sleep, Majesty, and sleep well. Shall I blow out the lamps?”

“If you would. Leave the one on my night table burning, though, please. I’ll tend to it when I’m ready.” As Krispos bowed his way out of the bedchamber, Dara added, “I hope you sleep well, too.”

Krispos bowed again. “Thank you for thinking of me, Majesty.” He went back to his own room. Despite the wine he’d drunk at the Emperor’s feast, he lay awake for a long time.

A
NTHIMOS ROSE FROM HIS CHAIR. “CARE TO COME FOR A STROLL
with me, Gnatios?”

Krispos felt like pounding his head against a wall. If the Avtokrator and the ecumenical patriarch were going out walking, then three parts in four of his preparations for this meeting had been wasted effort. More to the point, he could have slept an extra hour or two. A dull headache and scratchy eyes told him he should have.

Gnatios also rose. “Whatever Your Majesty wishes.”

Maybe, Krispos thought hopefully, he could doze for a bit while his master and the patriarch talked. Then Anthimos said, “You come along too, Krispos.”

Thinking resentful thoughts, Krispos came. A couple of imperial guards attached themselves to the party as the Emperor and his companions walked outside.

Anthimos made cheerful small talk as he led his little party through the palace complex. Gnatios’ replies were polite enough, but also increasingly curious, as if he were unsure where the Emperor was going, either in the stroll or the conversation. Krispos quietly fumed. If Anthimos was only going to burble on about the weather, why did he need to see the patriarch at all?

The Avtokrator finally stopped in front of a tumbledown building set apart from its nearest neighbors—not that any were very near—by a thick grove of dark-green cypresses. “I’ve decided to study sorcery,” he declared. “After you left last night, Krispos, a mage worked such marvelous feats that I decided then and there to learn how they were done.”

“I see,” Krispos said. He did, too; it was just like Anthimos to seize on a momentary enthusiasm and ride it till he got bored.