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THE STAKES (AND STEAKS) GET BIGGER

THAT WAS DELICIOUS! WHAT’S NEXT?

THE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AWARD

THIS DIET IS KILLING ME

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS AWARD, #1

GETTING GRAIN-ULAR

CORN-BY-NUMBERS ART

IT’S FOR THE BIRDS

THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK AWARD

HEY, SUCKER!

BEWARE THE SPANISH PRISONER

THE CHEESEY DOES IT AWARD

HOME ON THE PHILLY

THE FATHER OF INVENTION

THE STAND AND DELIVER AWARD

A ROCKY ROAD TO STARDOM

THE LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE TALKING AWARD

DIGITUS INFAMIS

TALK TO THE HAND

FLICKING THE “V”

THE YELLOW TIDE AWARD

THE TRAVELING TOYS

DRIFTING AWAY

SEPARATE WAYS

THE SOLDIER OF FASHION AWARD

BUTTONED UP

SEA CHANGE

IN THE TRENCHES

BLENDING IN TO STAND OUT

THE CLASSIC RIVALRY AWARD

THE LINEUP

TIME-OUT

A GOAT AND A MULE WALK INTO A STADIUM . . .

INSTANT REPLAY

SUCCESS STORIES

THE LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY AWARD

THE BATTER THICKENS

NOT EXACTLY HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES

CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK

SOME MORSELS OF INFORMATION

BIGGEST COOKIE EVER

THE GLOBAL WARMING SOLUTION AWARD

THE LI’L SPEED RACER AWARD

SMOKE OF A DISTANT FIRE

BIRD’S-EYE VIEW

THE BEAT GOES UP

SIGHT LINES

THE UNSOLVED MYSTERY AWARD

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS

THE GREAT ESCAPE

GOING ON A MANHUNT

DID HE DO IT?

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

TRIVIA

THE “HE WROTE THAT?” AWARD

TWO BITS OF OSCAR TRIVIA

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS AWARD, #2

FULLY BOOKED

DRIVING ON WATER

THE DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK AWARD

GETTING REACQUAINTED

FREE AT LAST!

CRYING WOLF

THE FAMOUS FOR 3 WORDS AWARD

A POWERFUL STATEMENT

THE TEAM BEHIND THE FLUFFY BUN

A STAR IS BORN

THE “VIDEO MADE THE RADIO STAR” AWARD

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED . . .

REANIMATING A HIT

LOVE BITES

THE TAKE ON “TAKE ON ME”

THE FINAL CHAPTER

THE TANGLED UP IN BLUE AWARD

FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS

DENIM COUTURE

DISTRESSING THE ENVIRONMENT

FAVORITE FABRIC

THE STATE OF THE ART AWARD

A PROLIFIC PAIRING

GATED COMMUNITY

THE SNACK ATTACK AWARD

THE COMING SOON AWARD

DON’T GO IN THE WATER!

PLAYING ON YOUR FEARS

MEET SOMEONE ON THE EDGE

MASTERS OF HYPE

KEEP IT SIMPLE

THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT AWARD

THE JULIA WILD CHILD AWARD

BEYOND ANT FARMS

HAVE ANOTHER APHID, MY DEAR

DOWN THE HATCH

THE BURIED TREASURE AWARD

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED

NO STASH IN THE CACHE

TRACKABLE TREASURES

COLLABORATE AND NAVIGATE

HIGH-TECH HUNTING

THE NUTS TO YOU AWARD

WHITEST WHITES

SQUIRRELFESTS

BACK IN BLACK

THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT AWARD

THE GREENEST GOODBYE

LAWN CARE

WITH YOU FOREVER

THE WORMIEST TOWN AWARD

THAR’S GOLD IN THEM THAR WORMS

THE WORMS CRAWL IN, THE WORMS CRAWL OUT

GLOBAL WORMING

THE FARMER TAKES A WORM

THE MIRACLE CURE AWARDS

GET UP! STAND UP!

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

WOOF! PURR . . .

THE SULTRY VOICE AWARD

TO HAVE AND HAVE MORE

THE WAY WE WERE AWARD

THE CLOCK IS CUCKOO AWARD

THE VIDEO GAME “GATEWAY DRUG” AWARD

HELP!

THE NEXT GENERATION

OUR HERO

THE LOST IN SPACE AWARD

REACHING A TARGET AUDIENCE

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

THE LOST TREASURE AWARD

BIGGER THAN A BREADBOX

(NOT) PRESERVED IN AMBER

ROOM ON THE RUN

FOUND ART?

AMBER ROOM REDUX

THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT AWARD

YOU ARE WHAT YOU POST

WATER, WATER NOWHERE

THE FASHION ON A ROLL AWARD

THE BRIDE WORE TWO-PLY

THE THINK OUTSIDE THE BOTTLE AWARD

PRETTY IN PINK

THEY’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS

NOT-SO-SNOOTY “FLOOT”

TINY BUBBLES, TINY RATINGS

THE BELLS AND WHISTLES AWARD

SERVINGS PER CUP

HAVE A SIP

CUPS THAT DON’T RUNNETH OVER

THE “NICE TEAMWORK, GUYS” AWARD

LIFTOFF

WHAT IT TOOK

CALL THE LANDLORD FOR REPAIRS

THE SCI-FI IN 2-D AWARD

AN ENGROSSING EDUCATION

MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY (STRANGE) PICTURE

THE ARTIST’S WAY

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

DOING IT HIS WAY

THE MAKING FACES AWARD

IDENTITY THEFT

PUTTING IT TOGETHER

MATH MAKES THE DIFFERENCE

PUTTING A HUMAN FACE ON THE PAST

THE TRADING FACES AWARD

CAT WOMAN

AMERICAN IDOLS

THE “NOW THAT’S UGLY” AWARD

SAM

TATORTOT

ARCHIE

ELWOOD

THE STINKY CHEESE AWARD

NOTES OF GARLIC AND UNWASHED FEET

RUNNY AND ROYAL

ANOTHER OLFACTORY ASSAULT

GREEN BAY STATE’S STINKY SANDWICH

THE DARK AND STORMY NIGHT AWARD

WHO WRITES SHORT SHORTS?

SHORTEST, SHORTER, SHORT

SCREEN GEMS

FLASH FORWARD

THE “SECOND BANANA” AWARD

THE CLASS IN A GLASS AWARD

A DRINK WITH SOMETHING IN IT

THE TIMELESS FASHION AWARD

MOURNING WEAR

COCO CHANEL’S REVOLUTION

A SHOCKING SHIFT

THROUGH THE DECADES

STRIKE A POSE

THE BE HAIR NOW AWARD

LOCK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

MYTH-CONCEPTIONS

KNOT A PROBLEM

THE TEENAGER OF THE YEAR AWARD

A CONDO MADE OF STONE

UNEARTHED

REVELATION

THE TROJAN HORSE AWARD

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